Master of the Sky Chapter 309: Turkey and dog
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Pet dog?
Xiaoqiang was furious!
It opened its eyes, two pupils flashed fiercely, and instantly rose from the ground, and its body became ten times larger. A tyrannical savage crash pressed the fire phoenix under its body, without a single hair. Exposed.
"Damn, you dead dog, attack Lao Tzu!"
The fire phoenix yelled, trying to flap its wings to fly, but Xiaoqiang was squeezed under his belly, unable to get it out with any strength.
It wanted to breathe fire, but found that its mouth was facing the ground, and it was useless to breathe fire.
The Fire Phoenix was extremely frustrated, and shouted angrily: "Dead dog, what kind of a good man are you attacking Lao Tzu? Give it to Lao Tzu, and we will fight fairly!"
Xiaoqiang remained unmoved, his huge body pressed the Fire Phoenix severely, neither talking nor moving, trying to suffocate the Fire Phoenix directly under his belly.
"The paralyzed dead dog, fuck, you want to crush Lao Tzu to death, there is no door! Even if I don't breathe for a few hours, it will be fine."
"Your weight can't even hurt Lao Tzu's flesh, unless you become ten thousand times more useful!"
"Oh, I'm paralyzed, you just let me go, I'm **** you to death!"
The Fire Phoenix gradually couldn't stand it anymore. Being pressed by Xiaoqiang, it was like being pressed by a mountain, almost suffocating.
"Dog, you're a **** dog! The owner took the wrong medicine, how can you raise a dog like this?"
"Damn dog, don't let Lao Tzu catch the chance, Lao Tzu will really burn you to death!"
The fire phoenix was so angry that he was murderous.
The eighteenth generation of Xiaoqiang's ancestors has been cursed by Fire Phoenix over and over again. Xiaoqiang has a big heart. He has seen a dirty mouth, and has never seen such a dirty and shameless one!
Xiaoqiang's body moved a bit forward, pressing the Fire Phoenix on his butt. Immediately afterwards, Xiaoqiang vigorously contracted his abdominal cavity, and an earth-shaking stench rushed into the nose of the fire phoenix.
That fart, incomparably ecstasy, almost caused the Fire Phoenix to lose his soul...
The fire phoenix smelled the stench and scolded more fiercely.
Xiaoqiang was completely angry. It moved away, and its two huge claws firmly grasped on the wings of the Fire Phoenix. The red feathers were brutally ripped off by Xiaoqiang. The Fire Phoenix opened its big mouth every time it fell off. A hair is a scream.
"It's fun, it's **** fun!"
Xiaoqiang's heart is more than half of the sickness, but the claws still keep on, and the hair on the Phoenix's wings is quickly stripped off, and then the feathers on his body...
At the end, Fire Phoenix couldn't scream anymore, groaning in his neck, it seemed that there was a lump of **** stuck in the throat, unable to spit it out, and couldn't swallow it down.
It was stripped of feathers and turned into a turkey alive.
"Little turkey, newcomer, you have to keep a low profile, this kind of end is just the lightest punishment. Next time you insult me, I will kill you and cook soup!" Xiaoqiang got up, his huge body returned to normal size , It stood beside the fire phoenix, proud and proud. "A paralyzed dog, how can you transmit sound? In the dog world, you are considered the strongest dog! However, the dog will always be a dog. You never understand, the pride of being a beast!" Huo Fenghuang The duck is dead and its mouth is still hard, now it is a turkey alive, it has something to do with the beast
Is it?
"Little Turkey, if you don't pee and look in the mirror, you dare to call yourself a beast just like you?" Xiaoqiang laughed with contempt.
"Lao Tzu will let you see what a phoenix is!"
The Phoenix opened his mouth and spewed out a raging fire. Xiaoqiang was caught off guard, and the fringes on his beard, eyebrows and chest were instantly burned out!
Little powerful anger!
"Damn crap, you're looking for death!"
Xiaoqiang grew bigger again and rushed towards the little turkey.
The little turkey flopped with two shriveled, hairless wings, and stumbled into flight. Xiaoqiang rushed into the air. Unwilling to reconcile, it kicked the ground with its hind legs and jumped towards the little turkey.
Little Turkey Transmission sneered: "I can fly, you **** dance slowly!"
Despite the loss of its feathers, the fire phoenix is the fire phoenix, and no matter how bad it is, it is also a beast. After gradually grasping the balance, the little turkey flies freely, flying around the angry Xiaoqiang, swearing swearing, and constant irritation. cockroach.
Helplessly, Xiaoqiang can't fly yet, so he can only watch the little turkey escape from his paws again and again, teasing him to play.
"Damn turkey, there is a kind of you come down and fight!"
"Cut, dog, I don't bother to care for you, a dog who can't even fly! There is a kind of dog that you can fly up and fight?"
"There is a kind of you down!"
"There is a kind of you come up!"
"Don't be funny, dead dog, I don't plan to bear you anymore, I want to burn your hair!"
The angry little turkey opened his mouth and sprayed, flying around Xiaoqiang while breathing fire, Xiaoqiang could only run away in a hurry, trying to save his half-body hairline. However, how could its running speed be as fast as the flying speed of the Fire Phoenix?
Wherever Xiaoqiang passed, the house was on fire and densely smoked. The hair on Xiaoqiang's body was also completely burned. "Hahahaha! Dead dog, see if you dare to pull out my uncle's hair!" The little turkey has no hair at all, and it looks like a roast duck flying in the sky. Xiaoqiang also has no hairline on his body. It is angrily planing the ground on the ground, hissing in his mouth, as if he is on the surface
Da's own anger is like wailing that his pretty hairline has been burned out.
Good and evil will eventually pay off. Xiaoqiang and Fire Phoenix are not good stubborns. The current fate, apart from tragic, is more funny.
Without the hairline, Xiaoqiang looks like, how different is it from the dog?
Without its feathers, the Fire Phoenix is no different from a turkey.
A dog and a chicken are looking at each other, they are all shaved, and they don't seem to be able to deal with each other anymore.
The turkey breathed fire and couldn't burn Xiaoqiang's body. It was basically useless, just like a fire, and even made Xiaoqiang feel a little warm.
Xiaoqiang couldn't fly, so he could only stare at the turkey floating in Yukong, and 10,000 grass mud horses crashed past his heart.
Xiaoqiang feels that he is a victim. In the beginning, it was Little Turkey who spoke badly!
The little turkey felt that he was the beast to be sympathized with. It kindly condescended and wanted to say hello to the dog on the ground. Not only did the dog not appreciate it, but instead gave himself a blank eye. Auntie can bear uncle. Unbearable!
In this way, the local dog and the turkey fought, and no one took advantage, and no one was injured.
"Damn turkey, I don't believe it, you have the strength to fly in the air! When you land, I must kill you!" Xiaoqiang roared and roared in anger.
There was a panic in the eyes of the Fire Phoenix, and the dog was right. Lao Tzu's spiritual power is limited, and he can't be supplemented in this ghost place. Sooner or later he will have to land...
That's terrible, terrible.
"Cut, Lao Tzu is a sacred beast, fire and phoenix. Flying in the air for a few years will not be a problem, you can wait slowly."
"A few years, a few years, I have to wait for a few decades! I'm paralyzed, and say that I am a dog? Have you ever seen such a handsome dog?"
"Yo yo yo, I really haven't seen it. In the earth dog world, you are the most handsome...Can you still transmit the voice of the gods, the king of the earth dog world?"
Fire Phoenix shook his head and shook his head, his tone was full of contempt, and then said: "King of the dog, when the master comes, I want you to know how terrible it will be to offend me!"
"Little turkey, you can't wait for that day. I think how long you can hold on! How many days can a turkey fly without hair?"
Xiaoqiang grabbed a handful of Yuanshi, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it down and swallowed it. As the Yuan Shi stomped down, the transformation system in Xiao Qiang's body quickly transformed the Five Elements Yuan Power, and the breath of spiritual power slowly overflowed.
The turkey in the sky was stunned to see: Can this dog king transform spiritual power?
It suddenly occurred to it that the owner said that there is still a unicorn under his hand!
"Is this guy a flower unicorn?"
"The transformation of the Five Elements Yuanli into the Spiritual Power, even I can't do it, and only the noble flower unicorns can do it!"
"I'm paralyzed, I've been bad luck after a few lifetimes!"
"It's over...It's over..." Thinking of this, the flying turkey fainted, its wings closed, and fell heavily from the sky.