Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 101: :What is the first step to becoming a ninja? Graduating from ninja school first, soul…

"How could there be such a thing!" Little Ape groaned loudly.

"What should I do?" Gui asked in a low voice.

"You're a layman at first sight," Jiang Cheng smacked his lips, showing a regretful expression, "you never liked watching jumps since you were a child, don't you even know how to feel chakra in the end? Then let me teach you Come on! The so-called chakra is the power generated by the fusion of physical energy and spiritual energy! So, close your eyes and follow my instructions!”

The little ape on the side just wanted to complain, but Yinshi decisively covered his mouth, and Xinba Haw and Kagura didn't speak, because Jiang Cheng's expression was different from the last time he was in the Zhenxuan group. Four's expressions are exactly the same!

"Is it really possible?" Gui was a little disbelieving, but he sat down obediently and closed his eyes, "Don't teach me strange ninjutsu, I definitely won't teach me some kind of seduction or something. I learned!"

"Ah, don't worry, you only need to wear a red wig for a while, with the word "love" carved on your forehead, and a gourd on your back, even if you don't know how to ninjutsu, it doesn't matter." Jiang Cheng said indifferently. , "Then next! It's a critical moment! Think carefully, where is the source of Naruto's chakra?!"

"Your own?" Gui said uncertainly.

"No! Naruto's biggest source of chakra is his abdomen! Nine tails there! That's his biggest support!" After a pause, Jiang Cheng continued to flicker, "You are different from us, in other words, you are actually It's the same existence as Naruto!"

"Really?!" Gui was a little shocked, but still didn't open his eyes.

"Well, it's almost the same! So I'll teach you to draw out the power in your body! And teach you to use it! There's absolutely no problem with sandstorm burial!" Jiang Cheng persuaded, "So, now First calm down, and quietly feel the restlessness in your abdomen...yes...the restlessness that you can't feel at all times..."

Hearing this, Gui became serious and began to devote all his attention to his belly according to Jiang Cheng's instructions.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai raised his head and looked at Yin Shi, both of whom showed sinister and treacherous expressions at the same time.

[Gui Sang is going to be fooled and lame...] This is Xin Ba Ha's thoughts at this time.

After five minutes passed, Gui, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said with some surprise, "I feel it! I really feel a strange feeling in my abdomen! But why is this feeling so familiar, like a big... "

Without waiting for Gui to finish speaking, Yin Shi hurriedly said, "Because it always exists in your body! That's why you feel familiar! It's not poop! Although it looks like poop, it's not!"

"So..."

"That's right! Then next, what I'm going to teach you is how to control it!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with an OK gesture and then flickered, "As we all know, it's like the nine in Naruto's body. Like the tail, that's energy and it's very hard to control! So control it with all your mind! Get it out! Out the anus!"

"No, isn't this just feces in the general sense?" Gui said.

"So you don't know anything! When Naruto used the tail animal suit, how did you think the tail appeared on the buttocks?!" Jiang Cheng severely criticized.

"So that's how it is!" Gui suddenly realized, and began to forcefully expel the [Chakra] accumulated in his stomach. The whole face began to contort and sweat, and it looked like it should be a huge lump...【Chakra】...

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Gui sat on the seat with his head down and expressionless, and he was already wearing the same sportswear as Jiang Cheng and the others.

Just when Gui went out to change clothes, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were already bursting with laughter.

Jiang Cheng coughed twice and took the lead in saying, "Now I will teach you the so-called twelve basic ninja seals..."

"Do you think I'll still believe you?!" Gui raised his head and shouted, the blue veins on his face jumped up and down, everyone couldn't hold it back, and laughed at the same time.

Jiang Cheng tried his best to stop laughing, "This is the so-called karma, wig. If you are unkind, then don't blame us for being unjust! Now I am in a better mood, after all, everyone has changed into sports clothes, isn't it? When, hahahahaha..."

"I can't think of a wig that you unexpectedly fit into sportswear, hahahaha..." Gintoki also laughed.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!!!" Gui couldn't bear it anymore and pulled out his sword and slashed at the two of them. "As a result of fooling the samurai, I will kill you two brats!" /

However, Xin Baha was quick-witted and hugged Gui from behind, "Gui-sang! Calm down! You haven't forgotten what you are here for! It's to save Elizabeth! And you gave us laxatives too, didn't you? Is it? That's when it's even!"

"The bridge bean sack...what's the matter with the laxative?" Little Ape heard something wrong.

"Nothing!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi replied decisively at the same time.

"I thought why did you change your clothes, is that so?! You are no different from him at all!" Xiao Yuan shouted.

"Although I don't know what you're talking about, we're just trying to change the image. As for what happened to the clothes, how could it have happened." Yin Shi waved his hand with a look of indifference.

"How could the so-called protagonist stick that kind of thing to his pants? You're thinking too much. It's just that he likes sports fans recently." Jiang Cheng also waved his hand and said with a look of disgust.

"You two better stop explaining..." Shin Baha said in a low voice, expressionless.

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"No matter how much you beg me, I will become a ninja in such a short period of time..." Little Ape showed a hint of embarrassment.

A bucket man with glasses and lipstick dressed as a ninja like Little Ape walked past Jiang Cheng's table and reminded loudly in a rude baritone: "We have spent countless hours. Special training with blood and sweat! Finally, I finally became a female ninja!

"The store manager...are you a man..."

"Then can I at least ask you to come along, Miss Monkey?" Gui lowered his head and pleaded.

"Just call me Little Ape." Little Ape replied.

"It's been too late for a moment, Monkey King!" Gui was still lowering his head.

"Didn't I say call me Little Ape, Soul Dan!" After speaking, Little Ape took out his mobile phone, "I'm sorry, I have connections with many people who are related to the shogunate, so don't act rashly~ Even today, you see, I have just received their commission..."

As he spoke, Little Ape stretched out his phone, and before he could finish speaking, Yin Shi pulled out a wooden knife and cut the phone in half.

"Bastard, are you kidding us?" Yin Shi said unhappily, "What mobile phone are you playing with in front of guests at work?!"

After listening, Little Ape turned his head, with a strange expression on his face and a flush, "It's really strict~"

Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji who saw this scene: "..."

"What are you so secretive about! It's really super disgusting, it looks!" Jiang Cheng took the lead in scolding, "Believe it or not, I will throw you to the M club in Yoshihara! How can I make you the top card!" /

"What are you blushing?! Why are you blushing!" Xin Ba Hao also shouted.

"Hey? Really?! The top card of the M club?!" Xiao Yuan was pleasantly surprised. "Although this condition is very attractive, I will not take the bait! Even if it is M, I will always belong to Yinsang alone!"

"What are you talking about!" Yin Shi was unhappy, "Who wants an M like you! You sow!"

"Yeah~ scold me more!" Xiao Yuan said excitedly, "This feeling is really good! Ya!"

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Looking at the shattered mobile phone, Gui once again looked at Xiao Yuan and said seriously: "Is it possible to lose contact with the shogunate? So please help..."

Before Gui could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the scolding from a guest, "Hey! What are you doing?! Bring tea!" The guest turned his head and scolded at Xiao Yuan.

"As ordered! Come now!" Little Ape replied quickly, and said again with apologetic face to face, "I'm sorry, you see I'm so busy with work during the day..." After saying that, he jumped up and didn't notice at all. , his glasses have been secretly taken off by Yinshi.

"I've been waiting for a long time!" Xiao Yuan knelt down in front of the guests at the table just now, and called out the cake in the tray to the guests in front of him, "The cake is a free gift!"

"What are you doing, Little Ape!" Another waiter on the side exclaimed.

"You don't have to go to work tomorrow..." The store manager of the bucket on the side said with narrowed eyes.

"How can you be like this~Store manager~" Little Ape said while torturing the customers in front of him~IndoMTL.com~The store manager is here! "The store manager of the bucket reminded, "Where are you talking to! "

Finally, Little Ape noticed something strange, "My glasses...when..."

"Hey—" Yin Shi waved at Xiao Yuan, and supported the glasses he was wearing, "Here, here, you forgot your glasses~"

Saying that, Yin Shi and Gui stood up at the same time and walked towards the door of the store, "It's really not good~ Little Ape, you are always so fussy." Yin Shi complained.

"But this way, there will be no worries." Gui nodded and said at the same time.

And the little ape, who had been looking at the back of Yin Shi, finally turned his face away, "Ah~ bully me more~"

"Don't look, Kagura-chan, this person is helpless." Jiang Cheng covered Kagura's eyes and said.

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A clearing in front of a shrine.

Looking at the four ninja apprentices who put on strange costumes, Jiang Cheng's face was full of black lines, "Hey, you guys are enough, I have no interest in this kind of ninja house wine, so I will go back first... "

Having said that, Jiang Chengcheng is leaving.

"Bridge bean sack!" Gui took the lead to stop Jiang Cheng, full of tears, "Just once! Please help me!"

"Hurry up and stand up!" Little Ape stood aside and rebuked his glasses, "Listen! The ninja will complete the work without being discovered by anyone! After it is completed, it will not leave any traces, completely Like a shadow! So anything conspicuous, like wearing that conspicuous tracksuit!"

"Are you talking nonsense with your eyes open?! No matter how you look at them, they are more conspicuous than me!" Jiang Cheng angrily scolded, "And I haven't said that I want to participate in your ninja summer camp! If you want to become a ninja, start with a ninja. Graduating from school, ah soul dull!"