Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 102: :Anyway, this one point of the natural scroll can’t be saved…

Looking at her conspicuous clothes like a cow's skin, Shin Baha pushed her glasses that didn't exist, raised her own face that didn't exist, and made a sound that didn't exist. .

"I agree more with Jiang Chengsang's words, what's the secret! The colors are too rich! Do you think the performance is?!" Pulling on his clothes, Xin Ba Ha pointed at the three people beside him and complained.

The clothes that Xiao Ape chose for the four people... In general, it's hard to say...

Except for the New Bajah's Dutch cow suit. Yin Shi is all white, with a white scarf. Kagura is dressed in red with a red scarf. Gui is dressed in bright yellow, with a yellow scarf. Jiang Cheng, who was watching by these few people, was about to suffer from embarrassment. Those who didn't know it thought it was a leather case borrowed from the crew next door, and they forgot to borrow a hood.

"No, it's just to distinguish you." Little Ape replied, "I look similar to everyone except Yin Sang."

"Are you treating us as passers-by in the comics?!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Ah~ Yin Sang~ the scarf is crooked~" The little ape with honey juice blushed fiddling with the rope around the neck of the little stone lion, "It's really hairy, it seems that I can't do without me every day~"

"You're the one who's the one!" Yinshi shouted.

"In the end, you still can't tell the difference?! Put on my glasses!" Xin Ba Ha also complained loudly.

"Kagura-chan, you'd better take off that outfit quickly, it will smell like natto, the kind that can't be washed off." Jiang Cheng reminded casually.

"No way!" Xiao Yuan retorted, "It's made now! There's no natto smell at all!"

"No, everything from your hands has a natto stench. I can smell the natto stench on your body halfway across Edo." Jiang Cheng pinched his nose and replied.

"It's useless to be tempted by me~ My heart and body belong to Yinsang!" Little Ape chuckled, proudly announcing this false fact that only he himself admits.

"Who would be tempted by a flat-chested girl like you who smells like natto three hundred and sixty-five days a year! Are you looking down on me?!" Jiang Cheng roared, the veins on his face burst. come out.

"Who are you calling a flat-chested girl! Show me the live-action movie, Soul Dan!"

"Stop talking about that," Jiang Cheng finally sighed and turned his face away, persuading Kagura, "Take that off, and then my uncle will take you to eat barbecue."

"Hey? Yakiniku!" Kagura got excited when he heard it.

"Barbecue, it's been a long time since I've eaten it~" Xin Ba Ha also nodded with a look of yearning.

"You can come together if you want~" Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"Is it really possible?!" Shin Baha asked in surprise.

"Of course, I'm different from some stingy people." Jiang Cheng continued casually.

"Hey, who are you calling a stingy person! I'm just poor! There's nothing you can do about poverty! It's just like the **** of a child born! It can't be changed!" Happy, and shouted loudly.

"You're just lazy!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Also... as far as the current method is concerned, things like gender have also changed! Cut the **** and sticks and put two **** on it. This kind of thing is not difficult!!!"

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng's tone changed, and he said bitterly: "Of course, if you want to change yourself completely, I can introduce you to a good doctor, and by the way, I will give you the whole body. Guarantee you will become Yoshihara's top card! As for the stage name, I have already thought about it for you, it will be called [Chopstick Doctor]!"

None of the people present noticed that Little Ape's face was getting darker and darker...

"What [doctor cutting stick]! What do you want me to do?! Such a doctor can't recruit customers at all! Hearing this title, customers will be scared away!" Yin Shi tugged his neck retorted.

"Hey? Don't you like it?" Jiang Cheng wondered, then closed his eyes and thought for a long time, "Why don't we call it [Doctor Picking Maru] or [Doctor Loading Ball]? But I always feel that there is no first stage name. It sounds good~”

"No, I think it's better to call it [beep-] [beep--] [beep--] [beep-] [beep-] doctor." Gui Yi said solemnly, and then looked at him with encouraging eyes. Xiang Yinshi said, "Don't worry, I will definitely promote it to you."

"Give me death!" Saying that, Yin Shi threw Gui.

"That kind of thing... is absolutely not allowed..." Little Ape lowered his head with a black face, gritted his teeth and said. Then he raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng fiercely, "How could that kind of thing be allowed! Yinsang him! How could he do that kind of thing!"

Saying that, Xiao Yuan jumped up and rushed towards Jiang Cheng, "Even if you want to do that kind of thing, can you cut off the [beep-] and [beep-] of the silver mulberry and put them on for me! It's here! At that time, I will be frequenting it too!"

"Did you think of this?!" Yin Shi pulled out the wooden knife and stopped Xiao Yuan and scolded. Looking at Xiao Yuan who was beaten with a subtle expression, Yin Shi was really completely defeated. Now, he turned his head and asked Jiang Cheng, "I don't think about gender first, but! Can that doctor transform me into straight, refreshing hair!"

"That's impossible, it's hopeless." Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, "I advise you to give up."

Kagura, Shinba Haw, and Kat on the side nodded while holding their hands.

"That's impossible, Aru. Even the most skilled doctor can't make such excessive demands, Aru!"

Hearing Kagura's words, Xin Ba Hao and Gui nodded at the same time, holding their hands together, and said at the same time, "Soso, Ma Li Ma Li."

"Even gender can be changed, is it so difficult to transform straight hair?!" Ginto scolded.

"Don't worry about it so much, hurry up if you want to eat barbecue, you two." Jiang Cheng reminded Xin Bazhu and Kagura who were on the side, and turned around to prepare to leave this place of right and wrong.

"That's great!" Kagura and Shinpachi cheered, ready to turn around and follow.

"Then I too..." Gintoki said, turning around and preparing to follow.

"You die for me." Jiang Cheng said without hesitation.

"Well, don't be so stingy~ Aren't we friends?" Yin Shi Laishu put his arm on Jiang Cheng's shoulder, brushing the lower limit that he no longer existed for a barbecue.

"Hello!" Just as the four of them were about to leave, Gui shouted and stopped the four of them.

"Yes, yes, have you even forgotten the original purpose?! How can you become a qualified ninja with such an attitude!" Xiao Yuan stood up and said solemnly with his arms crossed. At this time, Little Ape thought that Gui was going to reprimand these people, and nodded gratified.

"Can you take me with you?" Gui continued.

"Isn't that right?" Xiao Yuan was approached by Gui Xiu, "Isn't your purpose to infiltrate into Feng Gong and rescue your comrades?! Your comrades would cry if they knew you looked like this! It would definitely be sad. Let's go!"

"Soga! Our purpose is to save Elizabeth!" Gui Duan clapped his hands, "When did we forget this purpose? This time the enemy is so powerful that it can actually affect our memory!"

"That's not the reason! You haven't seen the enemy at all! You just simply forgot!" Xiao Ape shouted.

"But it's really amazing, Monkey King," Gui nodded and continued, "Only your memory has not been affected. Is this the real ninja? It's really unexpected and reliable."

Having said that, Gui turned around and walked towards Jiang Cheng and the others who were about to leave. "Then, Monkey King, the task of saving Elizabeth is entirely entrusted to you! Please!" , Gui also wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, that is the yearning for barbecue!

"Don't worry! Leave it all to me..." Xiao Yuan smiled and waved his hand and replied, "... I'm tall! It has nothing to do with me! Don't you want me to teach you the secrets of ninjas? Aren't you going to save your comrade?! In the end, why did you become me alone to save your comrade?! Find out what's going on for me, Soul Dan! Also, didn't you just call me Little Ape? ?!"

Saying that, Little Ape got up and jumped up and threw a few kunai. Not only the recent Gui, but also Jiang Cheng, who is about to go far, has also been recruited. Of course, Jiang Cheng's reaction speed is still very fast, and at that moment he held up his umbrella~IndoMTL.com~ for himself With Kagura, all the sufferings are blocked.

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Everyone gathered in front of the shrine once again. Except for Jiang Cheng and Kagura, everyone else had several kunai pierced around their bodies. The worst was Kane, who was still lying on the ground. no suffering.

"Are you really trying to rescue your comrades? If you still have this attitude, I won't help at all!" Little Ape adjusted his glasses and said.

"No, actually I'm not interested at all," Jiang Cheng said, raising his hand, then waved his hand with a face full of indifference, "It's just a pet, go to the street and grab a random homeless man and put him in a puppet costume. Isn't that ok? Anyway, the IQ of the wig can't tell the difference at all."

"That makes sense." Gintoki also nodded.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! How can that kind of thing be replaced casually! My Elizabeth!" Gui stood up and shouted with tears on his face. The voice was so moving, empathetic, touching, and deeply emotional .

"You who can't even tell the difference between grapes and grapes, what qualifications do you have to say a word?" Jiang Cheng took out his ears and said casually again.

"Are you underestimating me?!" Gui roared, "There's no difference in that kind of thing!"

"You are! Are you underestimating grapes and grapes?! Some readers who only like grapes or grapes will definitely want to strangle you!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"There's no difference at all! If you give it to a pet dog, it will kill the pet dog!" As he spoke, Gui painting style, facing the non-existent camera, reminded with a smile, "The one on the other side of the screen reminds me with a smile. The audience, please remember~ Never give your pet dog something like grapes and grapes, it will really take your breath~ The meat ball will lose its elasticity~”