Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 105: :There are subtle similarities between characters in different comics!
Jiang Cheng stood at the top of the telephone pole and looked at the residence of the practice below. Suddenly there is a strange feeling... [telephone pole], [night], [sneak], [ninja]...
! ! ! It looks like a certain brother-in-law from the next-door crew! It finally looks like a ninja game. Thinking of this, Jiang Chengcai slightly hooked the corner of his mouth.
In fact, Jiang Cheng has always felt that the current Takasugi is very suitable for the role of Uchiha Itachi. He is also a middle schooler, literary, and has such a cold attitude. The most important thing is the blindfold. Even if Takasugi goes to the next-door crew Chuanchang Jiang Cheng didn't feel that there was any disobedience.
Think about that scene: Takasugi is standing in front of Sasuke, "Hate me, my stupid Odoudou. 】 After speaking, he directly tore off the gauze from his left eye, and continued with the sentence 【Yue Du! ] or [Amatella is dead]! There is no sense of inconsistency at all!
"Hey, what are you thinking about, kid?" Yin Shi on the roof looked at Jiang Cheng speechlessly, "Hurry up, get ready to pose!"
"Ah, nothing..." Jiang Cheng woke up from his fantasy and quickly replied, "I just think the telephone pole and ninja really match..."
"It's a good match! Do you think you are Uchiha's one-on-seven?! Look at your old-fashioned sportswear first! Where does your sense of substitution come from?!" roared.
"No, it's not me," Jiang Cheng shook his head, his eyes glowing, "don't you think that person is very suitable for playing one dozen seven?"
"That person? Who is that?" Yin Shi said puzzled, "Don't worry about it, we're already here, so hurry up and end this ninja bar!"
After speaking, Yin Shi was the first to jump up, and after a somersault, he landed steadily, "Team Ninja [Six Ninja Lines]! Participate..."
Before the last two words were finished, Jiang Cheng jumped up and turned over the silver, "[Six Ninjas] You are too big! Don't count me! Give me a new look!"
Kagura and the others, who had already taken the lead in posing, could only remain motionless, waiting for Gintoki's next password.
"What are you looking like! You sportswear ninja!" Gintoki got up and scolded.
"Who are you calling a sportswear ninja! Do you think I only like sportswear to wear this?! This is no choice, my soul is dull!" Jiang Cheng said angrily.
"No, I actually prepared it for you, a forgiving look..." Little Ape on the side answered.
"I won't wear it even if I die!" Jiang Guo firmly refused, "Only wigs like that color, I can't accept it at all! And that kind of clothes smells like natto. How to wear it!"
"Can you hurry up, I've been holding these two plates of curry still and I'm a little tired to tell the truth." Gui turned his head and said.
"Then do it again! All the wonderful members make an appearance!" Just after Yin Shi finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already rushed down first. With this group of people, Jiang Cheng felt a little anxious about his IQ.
"Hey! You haven't even made an appearance yet, how could you sneak away!" Yin Shi shouted behind Jiang Cheng.
"I don't need that kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng said disdainfully, "Isn't the mission to rescue the uncle in the puppet costume? Hurry up and solve it, okay? This chapter has already been written to Chapter 6, okay? How long do you want to delay?"
"It's not the uncle in the puppet costume, it's Elizabeth! Don't make a mistake, Jiang Cheng!" Gui Hui said, "Also, there are only six chapters. If I were to come, I would be able to write at least two hundred more. Chapter, my every move, if I were to seriously describe and describe it, it would at least account for one hundred and ninety-nine chapters and two thousand nine hundred and eighty-eight words!"
"Hey, do the five of us take up twelve characters?!" Yinshi shouted, "Can one person have less than three characters?!"
"[There are five other people beside Katsura Kotaro]! If you describe it like this, the reader will know it!" Katsura explained.
"Do you still need to take up four of the twelve characters?!!" Xin Bazhu frantically complained.
"Can you guys be calmer!" Xiao Yuan said unhappily, "Let's keep up with it too! Otherwise, it will be exposed sooner or later!"
"That's right, then skip the debut stage and start the mission directly!" Gintoki nodded and said.
"What a joke! What's the point of me holding two plates of curry rice for a long time?!" Gui shouted angrily.
"That's right, Aru! What's the point of me squatting here for a long time? Isn't it too much to want to skip before the camera is shown, Aru!" Kagura said at the same time.
"Don't quarrel over such meaningless things, okay! Jiang Chengsang has long since disappeared, okay!" Xin Ba Hao reminded.
"By the way, does he know our plan?" Little Ape raised his hand weakly and asked.
The other four don't look too far at the same time.
But it was only a few seconds, then Ginto rushed down first, "It's not good! That guy doesn't play cards at all! Let him be nonsense, don't talk about Elizabeth, and the whole Edo will be demolished by him. It's done!"
"Hey! Really?! Is Jiang Cheng-sang so violent?!" Xin Ba Hao also rushed down and asked at the same time.
"It's not violence, it's just a beast." Gui also rushed down and said at the same time.
"Beast?" Xinba was puzzled, "Why do you call Jiang Chengsang a beast? Don't you all have those cool-sounding titles? Why use that vague title?"
"That guy can fight uninterruptedly for a week. Even if he is exhausted, he can defeat a thousand men by one!" After saying that, Gui remembered the last battle. At that time, He was tied to a high place, watching Jiang Cheng, who was only one person below, fighting in the crowd...
"Is Jiang Chengsang really that strong?!" Xin Ba Haw was completely shocked and interrupted Gui's memories.
"Almost..."
"Wouldn't the incident get worse?!" Xin Baha was completely messed up, "So why do you have to take him with you! Wouldn't it be better to let him go home and play games? "
Gui did not answer, but continued to rush down. At the front, Yin Shi calmly listened to Gui's words, and was also constantly searching for Jiang Cheng's figure.
Finally, all five people came to the courtyard of the Fengxing family, but the result was different from what they expected. The whole courtyard was quiet, and there was no one at all!
"What's going on? Why is there no one? Not even a sound? Could it be that Jiang Chengsang has already started..." Before he could say the word, Little Ape walked directly to the grass.
After checking it out, he interrupted Xin Baha's words aloud, "It seems right, he has indeed made a move." With that, Little Ape dragged a bunch of sturdy bundles from the grass beside him. The subordinates who practice the truth.
Suddenly, a scream sounded, startling everyone.
"Is it still too late?" Yin Shi lowered his head and said softly.
"It's too late... What do you mean?" Before Xin Ba Hao could finish speaking, he heard another scream.
"There's no time for dawdling! We have to stop him quickly!" With that, Gintoki rushed in.
Katsura, Shinhachi and Kagura also rushed in at the same time.
Only Little Ape looked at the group of fainted cannon fodders, stood there thoughtfully, and then turned around and rushed over. But just as Little Ape had just left, a piece of paper fell from someone who had fainted.
wrote: [Please! Bring me the roll paper! Bring a new pair of **** if you can! ]
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As for who made the screams, let's turn our attention to the men's toilet of the Feng Xing family.
"That bastard's wig! It actually poisoned the curry! I'm just a little hungry!" Jiang Cheng sat on the toilet clutching his stomach with a face of pain, "Fortunately I was faster this time and didn't pull... Uh, it's nice to get on the pants..."
"Ah-!!!" A man's scream came from the next room, the sound was so loud that it almost shattered Jiang Cheng's eardrums.
"Hey! Little brother, are you okay?!" Jiang Cheng patted the clapboard and shouted.
"I'm seriously injured... I'm going to die..."
From the voice, you can hear how desperate the man's suppressed pain is.
"Hey! You have to hold on! Little brother! I'll call you an ambulance right now!" Jiang Cheng quickly replied, and began to fumble around to find his phone.
"I don't seem to have my cell phone with me today..." Jiang Chengcai, who had searched all over his body and couldn't find his cell phone, suddenly remembered that he didn't bring it with him when he went out during the day~IndoMTL.com~ and this outfit has already been changed once." Don't despair! Wait for me to pull... I'll take you to the hospital when it's settled!"
"Ah-!!!" Another scream sounded, and it was the man in Jiang Cheng's compartment.
"Just stick with it for a while! I'll be fine right away!" Jiang Cheng quickly replied, "Don't give up! Think about Naruto at this time! Never give up!"
"It's not about giving up or not giving up... This kind of thing happens to anyone like me... It's really painful..." Quan Zang curled up in a weird posture and replied in pain, "This kind of... ...will be with me all my life...this pain..."
"A lifetime! What pain will accompany you all your life?!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, "Could it be that he was dumped by his girlfriend?! Don't worry about this kind of thing! I know two men who are destined to be virgins forever, and neither of them You are in so much pain!"
"How is that possible!" Quan Zang replied, "I just thought my job was easy today, so I just took a few sips..."
"Two sips? Could it be that after getting drunk, he was insulted by a passing gangster?!" Jiang Cheng murmured, and then showed sympathy on his face, "Although I can't feel the same way, but I am I sympathize with you! Don't worry, I am a very strict person! I will never say it! You must also work hard to live! Don't give up hope!"
"It's 10,000 times more serious than that! You bastard!" Quanzang cursed.
"10,000 times!!!" Jiang Cheng sucked in a breath, "Have you been insulted by gangsters 10,000 times! Or have you been insulted by 10,000 gangsters! Are your chrysanthemums okay?! It doesn't matter. Right! Wouldn't it be inflexible?!"