Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 106: :Some things don’t have to be remembered so clearly!
"Is your head sick?! How could such a thing happen!" Quan Zang shouted, "But one thing is right, my chrysanthemum really can't take it anymore!!"
"What the **** did you put in it! It hurts to such an extent?! But it's alright, don't worry, I've solved it now, and I'll take you to the hospital right away!" Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand Grab the roll of paper beside you.
I scratched, but I didn't catch anything. At this time, Jiang Chengcai discovered that the holder for storing the roll paper was empty! !
"It's not that kind of thing anymore, it's just hemorrhoids!" Quan Zang shouted, "The hospital is not enough, can you please buy me some medicine for hemorrhoids after the end?"
"Well, before that... do you have a roll of paper over there?" Jiang Chengcai asked slowly after a long time.
"Oh, let me see..." After speaking, Quan Zang turned his head vigorously, "Sorry, I am also empty here..."
Jiang Cheng: "..."
"Don't worry, if my companions find out that I am not there, they will definitely find me!" Quan Zang said, "At that time, I can ask them to send me some paper."
"Hahahaha, do you think I didn't expect this outcome in advance?!" Jiang Cheng smiled and then said, "I have reserved information for my companions in advance, and they will definitely notice what they say! Don't worry! Come on! When they bring me rolls of paper, I'll ask them to buy you the hemorrhoid medicine! So, hold on for a while now!"
"That's it...that's great..."
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On the other side, when Yinshi people rushed into the house, they didn't find anyone.
"Could it be..." Yin Shi was shocked, and then slowly knelt down as if his body had been hollowed out, while still beating the floor with both hands, "Has that guy succeeded?! It's all my fault, Couldn't stop him!"
"No, there is no sign of fighting here at all!" Little Ape looked around, pushed his eyes and analyzed.
"But we didn't see a single person along the way, except for the one who was **** and thrown into the grass." Xin Baha replied.
"This is also something I don't understand..." Little Ape just said this, only to see a wall in front of everyone slowly flipping over, and the flipped wall is exactly the Elizabeth that Gui Xin is thinking of!
"Elizabeth!" Gui Man shouted with tears in his eyes, and rushed over in an instant.
"Dangerous!" Little Ape hurriedly stopped, but it was too late...
Because Gui had already jumped up and saved Elizabeth...'s holster...
"Elizabeth! What's wrong with you?!" Gui knelt on the ground and hugged Elizabeth's holster, crying bitterly, "Where did all your richness go?! Why is there only this empty picture left? Skin?!"
"Do you still think it's just an ordinary pet?!" Yin Shi scolded, "Take a good look at the results! It's clearly just a holster! The real Elizabeth is definitely no longer here!"
"It's strange, I clearly feel that there are ninjas here, what's going on?" Little Ape murmured.
Little ape is right, there are indeed four ninjas in the house now, hiding in the four corners of the house. As for why they didn't come out, because...they felt that the script seemed to be wrong...
"Hey, what's going on? Where did Quanzo go?" The only female ninja among the four asked the rest of the comrades with a ninja-specific gesture, "Didn't we just have to be in the scene of Quanzo? Hiding in that skin There will be a sneak attack in the set, isn't this the original scene? What should I do now in this situation? Didn't it say that the five people will appear together?"
"He said he was going to deal with an extremely [dangerous] opponent, an opponent of his life or something." The diminutive ninja wearing glasses explained with gestures, "And he said it would be done soon, let's Wait here."
"So it is!" Xun compares his gestures, "Then we haven't come back yet, what should we do?"
"Don't worry! They only have one ninja! And we have four here! By my calculations, the odds of winning are 99.8 percent!" The diminutive ninja with glasses gestured road.
"Do you want to play now? It feels a little rushed, and it feels a little embarrassing if no one takes the lead. In the past, Quanzo came out first and the four of us followed. What should we do now in this situation?" Xun continued Make gestures.
"There's no other way, then I'll have to play first! The three of you follow!" The ninja named Gang on the other side gestured with a gesture, and then threw a smoke bomb into the house , and jumped out.
The other three followed suit.
"You can't win against real ninjas!" Gang ripped off his black robe and said, "We are the strongest five ninjas! [Wei Tuotian] Gang!"
"[Pisha Mentian] Repair the wheel!"
"[Debate of Wealth] Xun!"
"[Bright Eyes Sky] Matsuo!"
"Five Ninja combination, temporary workers team [Ninja five], join us!" ×4! !
Just when Yin Shi was taken aback by these people who suddenly appeared, there was a sudden burst of laughter from the second floor.
"Hahahaha..." Yuanshan laughed loudly, "Gui! It's time to pay the New Year tribute! Everyone in [Forbearance Five] is a master of the original Yuting Fanzhong! You are all right in front of Elizabeth's eyes. Go to hell!"
After speaking, one of Wonsan's subordinates pushed Elizabeth out. At this time, Elizabeth had tears in her eyes, and her body was tightly tied.
"Hey!" Yinshi was the first to raise his hand and shout at Wonsan, "The Lord Fengxian said it was [forbearance five], but why are there only four of them?"
"Hey? Four people? What are you talking about stupid..." Wonsan said disdainfully, but after taking a look, he lost his calmness, "Where did all the Zangzang go?! Where did the Hattori Zangzang go?! Why are you the only ones? Four?"
"That... Lord Yuanshan," Xun raised his hand with a charming expression, "Quan Zang to deal with a powerful enemy! But don't worry, the four of us are more than enough to deal with them!"
"That's it, I didn't expect them to hire a master too, but facing Quanzo, they only have a chance to lose." Yuan Shan nodded in agreement.
"Master? So it is! Jiang Cheng-sang is fighting another ninja! That's why he disappeared!" Shin Baha said in surprise.
"It must be so." Gintoki nodded.
"So it turns out, I feel that something is wrong. It really is the ghost of Quan Zang." Xiao Yuan pushed his eyes and said, "But now there are only four of you, and we are five, and you have already lost... …”
"It's just a big talk. A few rookies can only lose if they face us real ninjas." Xun said with a sneer.
"You guys who don't have Quan Zang are nothing but trashy fish and rotten shrimp." Little Ape raised his head and said with a look of disdain.
Just as the two women were arguing more and more fiercely, Gui on the side behaved completely differently...
Gui looked at the holster of Elizabeth who was rescued earlier, and then looked at the tied Elizabeth on the second floor, lost in thought...
"Elizabeth, do you still have a younger brother?" Gui murmured while holding back his grief, and then looked at the holster in his hand tenderly, "I see... you are really a gentle child. , I knew that I was about to leave, so I deliberately left my brother behind, you are afraid that I am lonely, I promise you, I will definitely save your brother, go at ease..."
After speaking, Gui stood up, wiped his tears, and rushed over.
Xin Ba Hao is no longer able to complain. Gui's brain hole is indeed like a black hole. Jiang Cheng is right.
Just as Gui rushed over, a huge iron net fell, dividing the battlefield into two parts, and the battle officially began.
"Don't worry! Shin Baha! There are only four of them! And we have four people plus a spectacle holder!" Yin Shi hummed to comfort the flustered Shin Baha, "Also, it sounds like that The guy seems to have lured the strongest one away."
"What is four people plus a glasses bracket?! Is the meaning of my existence just an eye bracket?!" Xin Baha frantically complained while looking at Yin Shi on the other side of the iron net, "And you're not worried about Jiang Cheng. Sang?! Even Jiang Cheng-sang has never fought a real ninja!"
"Hmph~IndoMTL.com~ If you want to deal with him, you must at least master seduction techniques, and at the same time you need to know his preferences. How could anyone know such super-S-level ninjutsu?" Gintoki continued.
"Seduction!! Do you need such a powerful ninjutsu to defeat your companion?! As expected of the [enemy of life] that Quanzo said!" Xun muttered, covering his mouth, "I knew it earlier Just let me go, after all I'm this size~"
"Your figure..." Yin Shi looked at Xun, "Although I have thirty points in my eyes, that guy only has zero points in his eyes, but with your face... "
"Hey? Are you complimenting me for being pretty?" Xun chuckled and put on a coquettish pose.
"10,000 points." Yinshi continued, "minus 10,000 points!"
"What did you say!" Xun instantly frowned.
"That guy, he really hates women with heavy makeup and frivolous women!" Ginto replied loudly, but added, "I can't say that, after all, I remember the first time that guy It seems that after drinking for the first time and getting drunk, I was forcibly dragged away by a good and beautiful meat-eating elder sister..."
"You misremembered Yin Shi, it was taken away by an ugly monster!" Gui said.
"No mistake! I remember his hobbies and hobbies very well! Didn't he lock himself in the house and cry all day after that? Besides, you've been there with us at all. Any shop! Every time you find an excuse to go to the nearby widow's house, right!" Gintoki retorted.
"Hey! Stop talking! What do you want to reveal while Jiang Chengsang is away! You don't have to remember these things so clearly!" Xin Ba Hao quickly stopped him.