Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 107: :Don’t ask strangers to do strange things!

"What is it that you don't have to remember so clearly! That time was my treat!" Yinshi shouted.

"What! It's actually you who invited me! Why didn't you call me at that time, you are so weak!" Gui instantly became restless.

"At that time, I happened to make a lot of money playing small steel balls, and there was still a lot of military spending left, so I went. It's not that I didn't call you, but I just couldn't find you." Yin Shi waved his hand in disgust. "Aren't you the same as us in the widow's house anyway?"

"Are you insulting the samurai?! I just heard that Mei Zidian's husband passed away and wanted to tell her the story that happened to her!" Gui defended loudly.

"Do you even remember the name so clearly?! But you're right, just talk about the story that happened to her, but who knows how? " Yinshi nodded and said.

"It's just face-to-face..." Gui was interrupted by Xin Baha before he could finish speaking.

"You two, let's see how the atmosphere is right now! Is it the time to talk about this?!" Xin Baha was furious at the two idiots, "Is it really good to say this before the battle? Do you really want to save Elizabeth, Gui Sang?! Or do you really want to save Elizabeth? I thought you were different from them! In the end, aren't you only interested in that kind of thing?!"

Saying these words in one breath and shouting, Shin Baha feels a little lack of oxygen.

"Hey, that guy... is not ordinary..." the ninja wearing glasses muttered, "To be able to spit so much in one breath, it is already close to the level of sub-ninja."

"Your ninja level is too arbitrary!" Shin Baha once again complained.

"Hmph, it's only down to the level of tolerance," Gang hummed, "It's not enough to face us! Let's go!"

Saying that, the three ninjas were about to rush over in an instant. Upon seeing this, Shin Baha hurriedly looked at Gui, "Gusang! The battle has begun! Stop your meaningless quarrel with Yinsang!"

"I expected it a long time ago!" Gui looked relaxed, and then shouted, "Prepare the curry!"

Just after shouting, Kagura and Katsura on the side carried two plates of curry at the same time.

"What [preparing the curry]! Don't be so pretentious! Where did you guys get them from?" Shin Baha looked at the two of them and complained frantically, but when he saw the three ninjas on the opposite side each When the person was also carrying two plates of curry, the whole person was not well, "Why are you [preparing the curry]?! What? Is it strange that it is me! Does it mean that my life path for 16 years has gone astray?!"

"Cannian, your nirvana has been calculated by me. The data shows that if this continues, the probability that we will seal your nirvana will be over 99.8%!" said the ninja with eyes.

"Shut up! How do you know Aru if you don't try it?! Don't underestimate our curry [Sannin]!" Kagura said and rushed to the three ninjas. up.

"【Sannin】?! What 【Sannin】?! Do you count me? Am I too?!" Shin Baha shouted.

"Let you impostors see the power of real ninjas!" He just shouted, and at the same time he rushed towards the Kagura trio with two other companions.

After a short confrontation, the two teams landed safely.

It can't be considered safe. After all, the curry on the heads of Kagura's three people is still very hot. After all, the curry that the other party has just prepared is different from the curry that Gui has prepared for a day.

"Hot, hot!!"×3

"Using the same move in time, the result is a world of difference. This is the difference in strength between us." Just said, Sannin turned his head at the same time.

At this time, the three Kagura discovered that the other party ate all their curry!

"Bastard! He actually saw through our moves!" Xin Ba Hao said in disbelief.

"So you are too naive."

Gui got up and hummed and said, "It's you who are innocent."

"What?" Just as he said it, he suddenly felt his stomach tumbling over, as did the other two accomplices.

"Stomach! Stomach... Could it be that you **** is in the middle of the curry..." The three of them curled up on the ground with their stomachs covered, sweating on their faces. The three of them could only try their best to hold down one of their switches, but This drug is too powerful, and the three of them are now reaching their limit!

"Hasn't your mother taught you [not to eat things given by strangers]?" Gui stood up and slapped the curry on the shop's body, while mocking, "In order to show off his skills, he digs his own grave and learns ninja. Learn common sense first!"

"Aren't you the same?!" Shin Baha said expressionlessly.

But at this moment, Kagura's painful groan attracted the attention of the two, and the two turned their heads only to find that God was lying on the ground clutching his stomach in pain, his whole face distorted.

"Captain! What's wrong with you!" Gui asked anxiously.

"What a good thing you did... I grabbed some Aru when I was hungry..."

"You ate it too!" Xin Baha spit out!

But at this time, the three people on the opposite side didn't seem to be ready to give up, but they were quickly knocked down in the face of Shin Bahau and Gui, who still retained their fighting power.

On the other hand, Yinshi and Xiaoyuan's side is much simpler. After Xinbaji's side is over, when Xinbaji looks over, he sees that Xun has been tied tightly by Yinshi and Xiaoyuan. And the method... is very familiar, as if it was copied and pasted from some kind of [Forbidden Art Scroll].

But at this time, everyone realized that the Lord Fengxian had already slipped away.

"It would be great if it was all hidden, you can't win him!" Xun said stubbornly, lying on the ground.

"But if you say that, that man is really strong, and he was able to entangle with that guy for so long." Gintoki nodded in agreement, "I never imagined that there are such strong ninjas in this world."

What everyone doesn't know is that the so-called enemy of life that Quan Zang said is actually his own hemorrhoids.

Now, Quan Zang is still fighting with his hemorrhoids in the toilet, and the outcome is uncertain! Of course, with Jiang Cheng's encouragement, the balance of victory and defeat is gradually approaching the hemorrhoids of Quanzang... After all, it's really painful! No matter how strong a ninja can stand!

Turning back to Yinshi's side, everyone was finally able to come to the second floor and untie Elizabeth.

"Elizabeth!" Gui started crying while hugging Elizabeth.

"Hey, isn't there something wrong?" Xin Ba Ha was the first to notice that something was wrong, "Why don't you feel moving?"

"Really! Really motionless!" Gui also found out, "Are you too excited to see me?! Elizabeth!"

"Obviously not!" Yin Shi roared, and at the same time stabbed Elizabeth with a wooden knife, "It's just a doll! It's cotton inside!"

"Really, and there is no bloodshed when pierced with a wooden knife." Shinbaha continued.

"Ah..."

In the end, under the coercion and temptation of everyone, Xun Cai slowly told the truth.

"There is no Elizabeth here at all. Elizabeth never existed from the beginning. That uncle made a puppet to lure you out just to kill you." Xun said slowly, "You are completely deceived. It's over~"

"Wig-kun, I said wig-kun, can you explain?" Yin Shi stood behind Gui with a kind smile on his face.

"Speaking of which..." Gui turned his head and threw out his natural dazed expression, "I seem to have had a fight with Elizabeth two days ago over soba noodles, how could I forget.

"Then it just ran away from home!" Yin Shi roared, and rushed towards Gui.

"What a joke! How do you make up for our huge expense?!" Xin Ba Haw also rushed towards Gui.

A chaotic battle begins again.

But in the end, everyone went back safely, but after returning to the Master's House, Xin Ba Haw felt something was wrong, "Where's Jiang Cheng Sang?"

After a long time after leaving the practice center, the four of [Ninja Five] on the other side finally realized that there seemed to be one missing person, "Where's Quanzo?"

…

Pursuing residence, inside the men's toilet.

"Hey, are you okay?!" Jiang Cheng asked.

"It's not good at all, I feel like I'm going to die..." Quan Zang, who had been fighting with hemorrhoids for nearly a night, replied weakly. At this time, Quan Zang's face was pale, his lips were bloodless, and his whole body was completely pale. Drenched in cold sweat.

"Where's your companion?! Didn't you say your companion would come to save you?!" Jiang Cheng shouted again.

"They... don't know. Speaking of your companions? Don't you mean you've left a mark?"

"...don't know."

"I really can't do it..." Finally, Quan Zang couldn't hold on anymore, and fell down with a plop, "Please, give me a weekly jump magazine from now on, and if you find it troublesome, burn the combined edition. It's okay, although you and I don't know each other, but at the last moment of my life I can only..."

"What nonsense!" Jiang Cheng scolded ~IndoMTL.com~ Don't just ask a stranger for such a thing! ! ! Hold on to me! ! ! "

…

Edo Hospital welcomed two special patients, or one patient, when the morning sun was just emerging.

A man in a tracksuit, but his lower body sweatpants had been changed to track shorts, supported a man who was wearing a blue ninja suit and was bleeding from his buttocks.

Of course, this matter circulated in the nurse circle of Edo Hospital for a while...

…

When Jiang Cheng returned to Yoshihara, it was already morning. Jiang Cheng carefully avoided a Baihua member and sneaked back to his room.

But as soon as I came in, I saw Yueyong leaning by the window and looking at herself with kindness.

"I just went to shit..." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said with a smile.

"Soga~ I can **** all night~ What an amazing man~"

"Listen to me making it up for you...Bah, listen to me explain it to you." Jiang Cheng continued quickly.

"No, you don't have to explain it to me. If you want to explain, first tell me what happened to those girls?" Yueyong asked, looking at the girls dressed as ninjas under the window.

Jiang Cheng glanced at the girls, and suddenly remembered that these girls were the girls who were willing to take the [Forbidden Art Scroll] with him yesterday. At that time, he seemed to have revealed his address inadvertently.

Jiang Cheng just wanted to open his mouth to explain, but Yueyong took the lead in throwing out countless kunai, Jiang Cheng... threw the street...

"Scumbag!" Yueyong spat and walked out of Jiang Cheng's room.

PS: Afterwards, after listening to Yueyong's personal opinions, the girls all said that he is not worthy of the scumbag! And scolded and left Yoshihara...