Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 108: :Men and dogs are both, and if you don’t see them for 3 days, you will be too old to know each other…

Opening the window and looking up at the dazzling sun, Jiang Cheng stretched out, "It's a good weather again~ Well, it's decided! Today, I must clear the new game I bought yesterday!"

Having said that, Jiang Cheng walked over to the computer and sat down, and took out the newly bought game CD, but before Jiang Cheng called the computer, the mobile phone beside him vibrated twice.

"Oh, it turned out to be Kagura-chan, what's the matter?" Jiang Cheng replied casually by pressing the answer button, and then added: "But little uncle really has no money, this month's money has been All the games have been bought. If you have pocket money, you can only wait for next month.”

"It's not that thing, Aru!" Kagura replied at another point, "Dingchun has become very strange!"

"Strange?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled. "If you are sick, hurry up and take it to the veterinary hospital. You must have eaten something strange. So, you must be careful about raising dogs~ "

"It's not that one!" Kagura's anxious voice came from the other side, "Dingchun seems to have grown up!"

"Growing up? Do you mean that!!" Jiang Guo decisively thought of a scene about the recovery of all things in spring, and also thought of the strange word Kagura said...

"I see! In short, let's neuter it first! This situation is normal! Although I know it might be unfair to Dingchun, there are many benefits to neutering a dog! Hide things like pillows at home, otherwise it's very dangerous for Dingchun's size! Take it out for a run first, and take away its excitement. I'll be right here! Let me Get the sterilization money ready at the silver time!"

"I understand Aru!" Kagura said and hung up the phone.

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The House of Masters.

"What are you doing? What does Jiang Chengsang say?" Shinbaha asked blankly, looking at Kagura who was rummaging through boxes and hiding pillows.

"My uncle said that he should put away all the pillows in the house, and also said that the dog's appearance is very normal, Aru." Kagura said as he cleaned up, "At the end, he also said that Gin-chan is ready to give Money for sterilization in spring.”

"Hey, what did you tell him?" Shinbaha continued with a dark face.

"Let's be honest, Dingchun is a little strange and then grew up Aru." Kagura wiped the sweat from his face, "Hoo~ I finally put all the pillows away~"

"That's not what you mean! No, it's not that you said it wrong, but he misunderstood it!" Shinba roared, "Is that the only thing he can think of in his head?! He thought that Is the [growing up] kind of [growing up]?!"

"Huh? Isn't it Aru?"

"Of course not!" Xinba angrily pointed to Dingchun, who had magnified several times to the side, "Although both [growing up] are in a physiological sense, they are not the same thing at all. Let's go!"

Just when the two began to quarrel, Dingchun lowered his head and took them all in one mouthful. At this time, I came back after a night of drinking outside...

"Hey... I'm back..." Yin Shi pushed open the door, staggered into the house, took off his shoes and lay down at the entrance, "Yin Sang is back... ah, it's really disgusting. ...Has anyone brought me a glass of strawberry milk...Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

"What? Haven't gotten up yet?" Yin Shi murmured, "What a bunch of slackers..."

Saying that, Ginto slowly climbed to the living room, pushed open the living room door, "Hey, strawberry cow...milk..." As soon as he said this, Gintoki noticed that something was not right, Kagura and Shinpachi Haw's upper body was still in the huge Dingchun's mouth.

"What's the matter? It seems that I'm still drinking too much..." Yin Shi wiped his eyes, "Why does Dingchun look much bigger than usual... Hey, Xinbaha, don't mess around with your head. Drill, bring me a glass of strawberry milk..."

After speaking, Gintoki fell down again.

"What nonsense are you talking about in the daytime?! Don't even look at the current situation!" Shin Baha and Kagura pushed open Dingchun's mouth at the same time, shouting at Yinshi.

"Dingchun... Dingchun suddenly grew up Aru overnight! Quickly take out the sterilization money!" Kagura shouted.

"It's not like that! You don't want Jiang Chengsang to say anything, just believe it! Besides, you have to ask Dingchun's opinion about sterilization!"

"You guys are too noisy... I don't agree with things like sterilization. Don't look at those experts who say that sterilization is good for dogs, why don't they cut themselves off? two balls?" Yin Shi muttered.

"Look up for me! It's not like that at all! I'm talking about growing up, not that kind of growing up! I'm talking about body shape!"

"Any size? Then you don't have to worry about it. Men and dogs are the same. If you don't see each other for two or three days, you will be too big to recognize." Yin Shi replied casually.

"You will never speak the truth, and you are destined to be useless for the rest of your life!!"

Just after Xin Ba Hao finished speaking, Dingchun squeezed a little and closed her mouth again...

"Ah-!!"×2

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"I'm here..." Jiang Cheng shouted and stepped directly into the Master's House, saying as he walked, "Before the surgery, you should comfort Dingchun well, after all, this is for its own good, after all, find one A **** of the same size as Dingchun is also very difficult..."

Having said that, Jiang Cheng has come to the living room. I saw Kagura feeding Dingchun strawberry milk in an oversized pot. Looking at Dingchun, who was several times bigger, Jiang Chengcai finally realized that it was his own misunderstanding.

"Ah, Jiang Chengsang, you're here!" Xin Ba Haw was pleasantly surprised, "Come and look at Dingchun! Didn't you say Dingchun is a Koma God? Do you know a lot about this kind of dog? Dingchun, why did it become so big overnight?"

"How do I know? I only know its type, and I don't know the rest at all." Jiang Cheng sighed and walked in front of Dingchun, "Perhaps Komago was originally this kind of creature, and it can last forever. The big ones. It's not uncommon."

"Hmm," Yinshi nodded in understanding, "just like a boy, he will grow tremendously overnight."

"That's right." Jiang Cheng also nodded.

"That's right! What you're talking about is only psychological growth!" Xin Bazhu frantically complained, "This is physical growth! It's completely different from what you're talking about!"

"But it doesn't matter," Kagura raised his head and said with a smile, "Even if he gets bigger, his personality won't change. Dingchun still likes strawberry milk the most~"

"But why did it become like this? I thought Jiang Chengsang could give us an explanation." Xin Ba Hao sat aside and sighed softly.

"I'm not an animal expert...don't count on me for everything."

"You must have made it to take calcium indiscriminately, but don't underestimate calcium," said Yin, drinking a sip of strawberry milk, "As long as you take calcium well, everything will go well!"

"What's going on with you..." Xin Baha glanced at Yin Shi and complained, then looked at Dingchun, "What matters now is the solution, it's already grown so big..." /

"I think of two possibilities..." Jiang Cheng frowned and analyzed.

"Two kinds?!" Xin Ba Ha was a little surprised, "We analyzed two possibilities in a short period of time!"

"Well," Jiang Cheng raised his head and replied solemnly, "the first one is natural evolution, perhaps this kind of evolutionary method unique to dogs. It's just like the Digimon next door, but it's normal to see this situation. Evolution is more likely."

"Hey?! Is this the setting of this work?!" Shinba stood up in shock, "Are we going to enter the digital world to save this world?! Are we also being called in? children?!”

"How is that possible!" Yinshi shouted.

"If not, then there is only the second possibility," Jiang Cheng said again, and then raised his head with a serious face, "Do you know [Pym Particles]?"

"Pym particle?! Isn't that the setting in "Ant-Man"? You mean..."

Before Xin Baha finished speaking~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng nodded and then analyzed, "Maybe it's because I didn't mind when I was walking the dog... I swallowed the DVD of Ant-Man, so it became That's it!"

"Why did you become like this after swallowing a DVD! I thought you were going to say that you swallowed Pym particles!" Xin Baha couldn't help but complain, "And don't just use other people's settings! Will be accused of infringement!"

"Don't worry about this! The author of the street has already conducted a wave of PY transactions with several writers of Digimon and Marvel! There will be no problem!"

"It doesn't make any sense at all, okay!" Shinba scolded, "If you want to trade, you must at least trade with the original! Isn't this still an infringement?!"

"What's the use of you telling me?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "It is ambiguous that fan fiction does not constitute infringement. There is no certainty. Besides, don't forget, this work is also a fan work..."

New Baji: "..."

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"Don't worry, Xin Ba Ha, it's time to..." Speaking of which, Yin Shi took out a small dog-head-shaped screen, or a translator, from his arms, "I'm afraid I'm afraid~ 【Wang Wang talking to the phone】~”

"As long as you use this, you can convert the dog's bark into language." Gintoki explained with a translator.

"Hey, are you coming too?! What's the matter with posing as a Doraemon?! Also, when did you get such a convenient machine!" Lai Xin Ba Hao's Tucao skills are good again. Seeing this scene, Jiang Cheng showed a look of relief.