Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 110: :I really can’t think of a title that can be made casually!

"Dingchun, be nice, it doesn't hurt at all. Don't shake it." Jiang Cheng glanced at the sturdy Dingchun who was tied, and comforted at the same time.

"Yo Xi, all right, let's go!" Jiang Cheng gestured OK at the three helicopters on Dingchun's head.

"This stance is a bit too big!" Xin Ba Hao spit at the side.

"No way. If you walk over, you will have a certain body shape. It will definitely cause a lot of damage to the streets. If you use a helicopter, you can reduce some damage. In addition, tell the natural scroll who is drinking down there. This time the house is rebuilt. Don't ask me to borrow Fei." With that said, Jiang Cheng once again looked at Dingchun, who had successfully launched into the sky.

"Ah~ Dingchun, we are flying~" Kagura was still sitting on top of Dingchun's head.

"Wow!"

"Hey! Why did you go up! It's really dangerous!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"It's okay, Aru, Dingchun will be very obedient." Kagura touched Dingchun's dog's head, and then took out a sunglasses strap from nowhere, "Let's go!!"

…

Yoshihara.

"Thank you so much. Fortunately, I have Jiang Cheng-sang's help. Otherwise, I don't know how serious it will be to let Dingchun stay in Kabukicho."

After finishing speaking, Shinhachi looked at Dingchun and Kagura who were playing in the open space in Yoshihara, as well as a group of wandering girls.

"I didn't expect Dingchun to be unexpectedly popular," Jiang Cheng said with emotion, "Actually, thanks to Yueyong's expansion plan for Yoshihara, otherwise, in the case of Yoshihara in the past, it would have been impossible to find such a large space for Dingchun. ."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, "Remember to tell that natural scroll, the rent for this land is 100,000 yuan per month, remember to hand it over to me."

"One hundred thousand!!"

"Don't be so surprised, this is already the price of friendship among the price of friendship," Jiang Cheng was a little helpless, "Do you think it's easy to expand such a large area in the underground of Yoshihara? Just this project It has already cost 300 million. We were planning to build a large store dedicated to selling games."

"No need! Why build a store dedicated to selling games in Yoshiwara! Isn't it for your own selfish desires in the end?!" Since Jiang Chengsang came to Yoshihara, Yoshihara is now more like a small city! Large shopping plazas, restaurants, so many clothing stores, and even an amusement park! It’s incredible! "

Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth. Although he tried his best to hide it, he couldn't hide the pride on his face, "Of course! Unlike someone, no matter what position I am, I will work hard. Don't underestimate these stores, their combined GDP has surpassed those of Yoshihara's travel girls."

"Hey?! Is it so tall?!"

"Of course!" Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "Although Yoshihara made a lot of money in the past, the business model was too simple! It's just that those wandering girls earn a lot of money, but the money is not enough. It's all in the hands of Feng Xian's boss. The bottom-level wandering girls are still poor, and the money goes from the guests to the wandering girls and finally into Feng Xian's wallet. Not only is it single, but the wandering girls lack enthusiasm for work! But now it's different. !”

After a pause, Jiang Cheng looked at the wandering girls who were playing with the gigantic Dingchun, "Now the personal income tax and distribution according to work system are adopted! The wandering girls only need to pay hundreds of dollars per month. 5% to 10% of the personal income tax is their own! They are all high-income groups in the true sense now! In order to make the money in their hands flow again, they have built a variety of shop!”

"It's incredible! I can't believe Jiang Chengsang has such a business acumen!" Xin Baha praised.

"Of course! Today's travel girls don't just work in the store! They can be in any occasion! They can work in the Ferris wheel, in the bookstore, and even in the shopping plaza!"

"Work means..." Shinba murmured as he adjusted his glasses.

"Of course it's the work of the travel girl!"

"Hey, I can't imagine it! I almost thought Yoshihara had changed! I can't believe that there is no change at all! It's still the same as the original business! It's just a few new scenes! "Xin Bazhu frantically complained.

"Isn't it normal to say something stupid?" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baha with an idiot look, "They would only do those things, even if they find a new job for them. I can't learn it either, these wandering girls were all sold at a very young age, except for what the wandering girls learned, the rest will not be known at all."

"That's right. But for now, this is the limit of what can be done for them. Of course, the girls who are unwilling to pick up guests are also properly accommodated." Yueyong who just arrived explained.

"That's right, but that's what I said. The wandering girls I see now always have smiling faces. Maybe this is the biggest change." Xin Baha replied.

…

Downstairs in the Master House, there is a small shop.

"It's finally resolved, and the reporters have all gone back." Yin Shi breathed a sigh of relief, "Then let's have a drink to celebrate!"

"Drink up! Why do you look like you'll solve the problem yourself! Don't you let Jiang Chengjun wipe his butt?!" Granny Dengshi's spittle almost flew to Yin Shi's face.

"What about the toys and snacks around Xiao Dingchun that were originally prepared! What does it mean to take the deity away before it's ready to sell!" Catherine roared.

"Who allowed you to use the image of Dingchun! Pay me the licensing fee, you bastard!" Yin Shi shouted at Catherine.

"Before that, spit out the rent you owe, you bastard!" Catherine retorted without hesitation.

"Hey, that's my line!" Granny Denshi yelled.

Just as the three of them were arguing, a strange woman's voice interrupted their quarrel.

"Excuse me, is the owner of the giant dog here?"

"Ah, this silver curly hair is," Granny Denshi said, looking at the person who came.

"Hey? Looking for me? What's the matter?" Gintoki turned his head and saw two young women in witch costumes, "Are you cos Kikyo?"

"No!" A Yin retorted, "We are real witches!"

Yin Shi was about to say something else when he saw a dog that was only the size of his own slap and looked like Dingchun running to his very few, and rubbed his shoes very excitedly, "What is this? ?! Dingchun?! Little Dingchun?!"

"Ha, it's really rare~ Kokoko actually gets close to people other than us." A Yin said casually, and then his tone changed, "Now let's introduce it formally. It's the first time we met with you, we are beautiful witch sisters. , Ayin and Baiyin.”

Baiyin on the side played a clarinet.

"That giant dog was kept by the little girl at the son's house." A Yin continued, "It's also our fault that it's in this situation, but at least let us help it restore its original shape. Before that Let me ask, where is that huge dog now? If you leave it alone, serious things will happen!"

"A very serious matter? Are you referring to appetite?" Yinshi nodded, "That's right, after all, as you get so big, you will eat a little more, so please pay for the food. A little bit! Please!"

"It's not that one!" A Yin replied loudly, "Anyway, let it return to its original state before it awakens to its final form! Otherwise..."

"The final form?" Yin Shi was a little puzzled, "Can it continue to grow bigger?! Now this situation can no longer be fed, if it is bigger..."

Imagining the scene where a bag of dog food is not enough to seal the spring, Yin Shi was completely panicked, "Then don't hurry up! If it gets bigger, it will be a disaster! I'll take you there! I'm sure there is a way to make it happen. Spring is back to its original size, right?!"

Saying that, Gintoki has already walked out the door.

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The gate of Yoshihara.

"Hey, aren't you kidding? You put Komago in such a place?!" A Yin said speechlessly, "Or are you just here to play?! Time is running out! What if Komago suffers? Exciting words~IndoMTL.com~ I can't imagine the consequences!"

"Don't worry, even the shogunate wouldn't dare to break into a place like this. It's the least noticeable thing to put it in such a place." Yin Shi waved his hand very casually, and then led A Yin. Sister Baiyin walked into Yoshihara, "By the way, what is Dingchun's final form? Will it become very big? Like a mountain? Finally, I feel a little bit like the protagonist. Sure enough, the protagonist should be Different."

"It's not like that anymore!" A Yin was really a little angry, and then slowly explained, "The cave that is known as the Dragon's Cave is the spouting cave of the earth, and the Komago protects the largest cave among them— The son of God of Huanglongmen."

(Note: [Yellow Dragon Gate] is the same as [Anal Flow Gate] in Japanese)

"I see. Sure enough, Dingchun is the reason why our family never gets hemorrhoids? It seems that we really need to reward Dingchun. It's really hard to protect everyone's anus." Nod and continue.

"Can you not misinterpret my words! Homophonic stalks will deduct money in China! You are so weak!" A Yin scolded angrily, and then explained again, "We are the witches who have guarded the Yellow Dragon Gate of the shrine from generation to generation. , but the gods drove us away, and built a flight terminal on the Yellow Dragon Gate. That is, the cosmic terminal. Because of this, we also lost our jobs and had no life, so we had to abandon the Son of God."

"Abandoning the Son of God for life?!"

"No way! I don't have any money!" A Yin retorted loudly.

"But why did it suddenly become like that?" Gintoki continued.

"Komagami is a gentle animal, but once the power is released, it will transform into a terrifying beast god." Baiyin, who followed Ain, explained aloud.