Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 113: :【Drinking Baijiu】and 【Drinking Baijiu】are not the same thing at all!
"Just this time!" Yin Shi's face was grim, it seemed that his heart was bleeding, "Please give me another bucket of water!"
"Why do you want a bucket of water?" Jiang Cheng, who was blowing with the bottle, put down the empty bottle and asked in confusion.
"Have you drank it all?!!" Yin Shi was in a bad mood, grabbing Jiang Cheng's collar and roaring, "This is the wine I bought with my money! Your kid actually drank it all I haven't even had a sip!!!"
"Hey? I remember that you don't like to drink Chinese wine at Yinshi?" Jiang Cheng pretended to be puzzled.
"It doesn't matter if you like it or not! It's just because it was bought with my money! My money!"
"Your money!" Jiang Cheng said in shock, then looked at Yin Shi with a grateful expression, "I didn't expect you to invite me to drink such an expensive wine..."
"You only have seven seconds of memory?! Are you a fish?! Don't pretend to be stupid, okay?"
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"Hey, it's really unfortunate... I didn't drink a glass of wine, the whole wallet is empty..." Yin Shi lowered his head and said in disappointment.
"Does it matter? Those are just outside things." A Miao on the side comforted.
"What's outside of my body?" Yin Shi raised his head and sent a hehe, "That's an outside thing to you, but to Yu Yin-sang, it's all my property! It was planted in Jiang Cheng's hands last time. I didn't expect to be planted in his hands in a few days, I'm a hopeless fool!!"
"I didn't expect you to position yourself so accurately, congratulations, Yinshi." Jiang Cheng took the lead in applauding.
"Don't let me see your face! I'm super hot now!" Yin Shi shouted, and then looked at A Miao with a look of contempt and teased, "After spending so much money, Is there any service? Can you touch your **** or something?"
Just after finishing speaking, A Miao gave Yin Shi an elbow with a smile. This time, Yin Shi didn't dare to talk nonsense, picked up the napkin on the table and wiped his nosebleed.
"Just kidding, instead of touching your **** that looks sour, I might as well knead the dough..." Yin Shi curled his lips and muttered.
"Is that so?" A Miao looked contemptuous when she saw Yin, who couldn't stop bleeding from her nose, "It's really annoying to see people start to have nose bleeds."
"This person is not an ordinary strong person. I forgot what happened two or three seconds ago..." Yin Shi silently complained, "It's exactly the same as a certain seven-second memory..."
"What an interesting guest, let's drink something first~" A Miao smiled and skipped the topic, "There are Champagne King, Champagne King, Super Champagne..."
(ps: Dong Paili, a very expensive champagne, a certain treasure is about more than 1,000 yuan.)
"Shochu mixed with water." Yin Shi replied decisively, "This is enough for now."
"I understand," nodded, A Miao shouted at the waiter beside her, "Please have a glass of Champagne King!"
"Can anyone help me find a translator!" Yin Shi decisively raised his hand for help.
"Champagne King? I really miss it~" Hasegawa sighed with emotion, "I used to drink it a lot when I was in the shogunate, but now I can't afford it. It's better to have some cheap ones, such as beer or something. ..."
Having said that, Hasegawa picked up the wine ordering list on the side and turned to the first page. The first page was the Chinese wine that Jiang Cheng had just opened. "Is the first page the Chinese wine?"
"Don't! Forget about that kind of expensive wine with a super high concentration!" Yin Shi shook his head decisively, ignoring the dissatisfaction expressed by Jiang Cheng on the side.
"That's right, look at the others," Hasegawa said, turning to the second page, "Champagne King, Champagne King Light Champagne King, non-beer Champagne King, Champagne King, only Champagne King, okay? Well, of course I want Champagne King, hurry up Champagne King, ah, what kind of rice is Champagne King, I'm already at a loss, Champagne King, Xiang..."
"Only the King of Champagne!!" Gintoki and Hasegawa felt bad for a moment.
"Black shop! This is definitely a black shop!" Gintoki reminded in Hasegawa's ear.
"How can you say that, A Miao, how could she..." Hasegawa replied.
"But, what is [Double Champagne King Light Champagne King]? How can I dilute it like this! I can't dilute my bad mood!" Yinshi retorted.
"Yin Sang," A Miao said shyly while sitting on the deck, "I haven't had Champagne King for a long time, I really want to drink it~"
"People are too~" Jiang Cheng followed suit, "People want to drink~"
"Champagne King, you are so tall! What do you mean you haven't had a drink for a long time, you haven't had one at all!" Yin Shi shouted, then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Why are you drinking that kind of thing?! Has this store been demolished?!"
"I didn't expect you to care about me so much in Yinshi," Jiang Cheng covered his face and sobbed twice, then raised his head slightly, "Then two more bottles of Wuliangye!"
"I don't need that anymore! By the way, can you really drink the difference in liquor?!" Yin Shi said frantically, and then whispered in Jiang Cheng's ear, "You didn't notice that this is a black shop. How is it possible that there is only 50,000 yen a bottle of wine? Let’s withdraw first, I remember you used to like a Chinese liquor called Erguotou? I can treat you to that!”
"Who do you look down on? Silver Time!" Jiang Cheng snorted and continued arrogantly, "I am a man who has tasted Chinese liquor all over the world! I can tell the difference between the strong-flavored type and the light-flavored type. Come out!"
(ps: The author of Pujie has a leader who loves drinking and knows the brand of the wine just by smelling it. Unlike me, any white wine smells only alcohol when you smell it. Get on me...)
"It's useless to say this here!" Gintoki was mad again.
And A Ryo, who was sitting beside him from the beginning, also began to frantically attack Hasegawa.
"Hasegawa's sunglasses, sunglasses, and sunshades, they look perfect with Champagne King." A Liang said with a smile.
"Perry? (Speaking of)?" Hasegawa, who was a slang-speaker, felt a little uncomfortable, "It's not normal, right?! And you're just complimenting me on my sunglasses!"
Afterwards, looking at A Miao and A Liang who were brainwashing Gintoki and Hasegawa, Jiang Cheng got up with a sigh and walked to the nearby booth. If Jiang Cheng has any skills that can get full marks, then Only [Drinking Baijiu] and [Drinking Baijiu]. Of course, the skill [White Drinking] was also tailored and taught to Jiang Cheng by Yinshi according to Jiang Cheng's characteristics.
"Ladies, is there anyone here?" Jiang Cheng said with a refreshing smile, and said to the two pretty young ladies who were drinking with the guests.
"No!" The two young ladies answered decisively, and beat the previous guest out.
"Then can I sit here?" Jiang Cheng asked again, still with that refreshing smile on his face.
"Of course!" The two young ladies dragged Jiang Cheng into the seat.
In fact, the trick that Yin Shi gave Jiang Cheng is very simple. First of all, the expression must be refreshing, the eyes must be sincere, and then, coax these women to obediently take out the money to buy themselves a drink.
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"Hey, didn't you notice that one person is missing?" Yin Shi reminded.
"So...where did Jiang Chengsang go?" Only then did A Miao notice that Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, had disappeared.
"A Miao, look there..." A Liang pointed in a certain direction and said.
"That's..." After saying that, A Miao looked over and saw Jiang Cheng drinking and talking and laughing with the two young ladies beside him, "That guy, did he take this place as something else? such as the Cowherd store?"
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"Hey, why are you dragging me back? It took a long time to say it with alcohol." Jiang Cheng complained with a reluctant expression on his face.
"You're not a real man when you coax women to buy alcohol for him in a wine house. He's just scum." A Miao said with narrowed eyes.
Seeing A Miao's dangerous smile, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva and quickly explained, "That was taught to me by Yinshi! At the beginning, I was very resistant!"
"Really?" A Miao maintained a smile and turned her head to Yin Shi.
"No way, who made it poorer at that time," Yin Shi said casually, not noticing the inexplicable arrogance burning on A Miao's body, "What's the point of being able to use his conditions to drink free wine? Isn't it right?"
"I didn't think there was a real scumbag here~" A Miao said while raising her fist...
"Ah—!!" Gintoki screamed.
Just when Yinshi had just finished screaming, a cheer louder than Yinshi screamed.
"Wow-!! It's Mr. Asong!" A group of women who accompanied the drinkers cheered next to Mr. Songping at the door~IndoMTL.com~ You are really here~ They are so happy~" A Yin all the way Xiao Pao rushed in front of Song Pinggong, then took Songpinggong's arm, "I'm sorry~ I'm disturbing your work~"
"That kind of meeting doesn't matter, Edo won't perish anyway," Matsudaira-kun exhaled a puff of smoke, and then continued, "If I don't come here, uncle, I will perish."
"Yeah~ I'm so happy~" A Yin said coquettishly.
Both Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi who saw this scene were defeated by this witch.
"That's Mr. Matsudaira!" A Liang said, "That uncle is famous for his sexiness, and it's amazing to play!"
"Is that so..." Jiang Cheng murmured, "but I always feel a little familiar... as if I've seen it somewhere..."
"Hey? Is that Jiang Chengsang's acquaintance?" A Miao covered her mouth, a little surprised,
"Oh! I remember it!" Jiang Cheng remembered the last time at the amusement park, "That was the uncle who played shooting games together at that time!"
"Shooting game?" Yin Shi squinted and looked at Jiang Cheng, caught in a reverie, after all, there are many types of shooting games, especially with the man-only gun that he brought, "You... "
"Don't worry, it's just a pure shooting game. It's definitely not the kind of **** game you think of, or a killer game." Jiang Guo interrupted Yinshi's fantasy, "I'm really happy, At that time~ let me help kill my daughter's boyfriend or something~"
"Hey, why did it turn into a criminal case! Didn't you just say it was a game?! What the **** did you do for someone else!" Yinshi cursed, "Besides, that uncle is not from the National Police Agency. Human? How could I ask you to do something like this?!"