Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 114: :No matter what industry competition is very fierce!


"Actually, I understand that uncle's mood very well," Jiang Cheng shook his head and continued, "Think about it carefully, if it were you, if you had your own family in the future, you would have a family of your own. Daughter, but!"

Jiang Cheng's voice increased a bit, "How did you feel when your kawaii daughter came to the house one day with a punk full of holes to announce her love?! How did you feel when the punk called your father or mother?!"

"Kill him!!" Gintoki and Hasegawa were the first to speak out. By the way, one of the two imaginary children is a female anchor who is homophonic with chrysanthemum, and the other is his wife who left home.

Jiang Cheng nodded after hearing the two's answers.

"It's too extreme!" Ah Liang complained with white eyes.

"It makes sense," A Miao nodded, showing a smile, "It's really too much to kill something."

"That's right." A Liang nodded.

"Since he likes holes so much, wouldn't it be good to poke a bigger hole for him?" A Miao smiled and continued, "Wouldn't it be nice to put it on the street as a trash can? It can also help the society. Contribute."

"You're about the same as them!!" A Liang frantically complained, and then his tone changed, and he said bitterly, "At this time, you should educate your children and talk to them!"

"No, it's wrong to leave the heart-to-heart talk with the child to the mother at this time!" Kondo, who didn't know when it would arrive, stood in front of the crowd with his arms in his arms, "Compared to a mother, an adolescent daughter has a relationship with her father. The relationship should be better. So, leave it to my father at this time! Miss A Miao!"

"Yeah! Orangutan!!" A Miao shouted and unleashed a straight punch, or a collapsing punch, right in the middle of Kondo's face, which flew straight out like a cannonball. and fell into the wall.

"Ah, it's really dangerous. I've been seeing wild gorillas for no apparent reason recently. This world is not very peaceful." A Miao patted her chest and sighed.

"This is not fair!" A Liang shouted, "And it's not an orangutan, it's Kondo-san!"

Ah Miao didn't listen at all.

At this moment, the excited voice of the waiter came from the booth of Songpei Gong and Ain not far away.

"Please serve five bottles of Champagne King!"

After that, everyone sighed when they looked at the booth of Ayin with the champagne tower.

"What a waste, all the wine spilled out." Yin Shi stared at the spilled wine and sighed.

"How to drink in a nightclub." A Miao explained.

Looking at Matsudaira standing on the table holding a bottle blowing and the little girls around the table cheering for him, A Liang was a little discouraged, "Five bottles in one breath, there is no chance of winning now."

"The odds of winning? Do you want to win him?" Yin Shi leaned on the sofa nonchalantly, "Don't worry, just give me an 8:2 water to shochu, and then open a bottle of Chinese Erguotou to this idiot, We must drink higher than them!"

"It's not like this, who wants to conduct such a sad test..." Hasegawa replied quickly.

"Isn't this? Could it be compared to the amount of alcohol?" Yin Shi wondered, and then smiled lightly, "Then don't worry, Jiang Cheng can drink an army alone! Absolutely not. will lose!"

"Huh? Is Jiang Chengsang drinking so well?" A Miao exclaimed.

"Mmmm," Yinshi nodded, "but you can only drink Chinese liquor, and the rest will get you drunk."

"What setting is this!" Ah Liang complained.

"Where did that idiot go?" At this time, Yin Shi realized that Jiang Cheng was missing again.

"Where are you looking..." A Liang pointed to Jiang Cheng who had mixed into A Yin's booth. At this time, Jiang Cheng was changing cups with Songping bus cups, standing on the table and drinking wine .

Rewind the time, three minutes ago.

"Uncle, what a coincidence." Jiang Cheng greeted Song Pinggong who was drinking on the table.

"Oh, it's you boy!" Song Pinggong then remembered, "What an adventure! Thank you for your help last time. In order to express my gratitude, I will treat you to me today! Order whatever you want! "

"Hey?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng couldn't believe it.

"Of course it's true!" Song Pinggong continued, "But you can only take action against wine. If you take action against my lovely babies, I won't forgive you lightly~"

The above is the whole process. Of course, Ayin strongly opposed it in the middle, but the rest of the girls agreed unanimously. Outnumbered, Ayin had no choice but to agree.

"Hey, he's fully integrated into it!" Hasegawa reminded, "Have fun!"

"That traitor!" Yin Shi angrily said, "You didn't even take me with you!!"

"Isn't this! Is this the only thing you're angry with?! The reason for your anger is just because you didn't bring you?!" A Liang turned on the frantic complaining mode.

"Then, let's go too! Just pretend to be an acquaintance and go in there and drink! No problem!" Gintoki stood up with a solemn expression, "Little guys! Follow me !”

Yin Shi didn't notice that A Miao's face was getting darker and darker, and the result was...

Jiang Cheng sat down on A Miao's booth again, but with a slight difference, there was still half a wine bottle on the back of Jiang Cheng's head that had not been pulled out. As for who smashed it, there was absolutely no need to know.

Yin Shi, who was beside him, had been knocked out, and there was no need to know who beat him.

"Yeah, who was so careless and smashed the wine bottle on someone else's head." Jiang Cheng sighed and pulled out the wine bottle from the back of his head, and blood spurted out instantly.

"That's not it! You're spewing blood behind you!" Ah Liang roared.

"Is this?" Jiang Cheng looked indifferent, then took out two band-aids from his arms and put them directly on the back of his head, "Isn't this all right?"

"Really? It looks so serious..." A Liang looked at the back of Jiang Cheng's head, who had stopped bleeding, in disbelief.

"Isn't it normal in the animation?" Jiang Cheng glanced at A Liang, "No matter what injury is put on a Band-Aid, it's just like nothing."

"That's what I said... But does it really matter? Don't you need to go to the hospital for a CT or something?"

"It doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, his face indifferent, "at least I still have some confidence in the hardness of my head. After all, Yin Shi and I have undergone very severe training."

"Exercise?" A Liang asked suspiciously.

"Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng was a little helpless, "Then I'll show you a personal demonstration."

Having said that, Jiang Cheng stood up and looked for a suitable victim beside him. When he saw Hasegawa, his eyes lit up, and he came behind Hasegawa in an instant, and stretched out his hand, "Look at it~ "

After a crisp knock, Ah Ryo stopped thinking when he saw Hasegawa, who had sunk to the floor with only one head left and fainted.

"In short, this is the kind of exercise. From childhood to adulthood, Yinshi and I have gone through countless times." Jiang Chengyu said earnestly.

"This doesn't count as exercise at all! It's just being beaten, right!" Ah Liang retorted with his veins bursting.

Jiang Cheng's face was indifferent, as if he couldn't hear A Liang's words at all, he dug out the fainted Hasegawa on his own. and put it on the sofa.

"I can't drink enough, I'm already drunk at this point." Jiang Cheng sighed.

"Hey, you are really annoying! Have you forgotten what happened a few seconds ago?!" A Liang roared, and then looked at A Miao with an embarrassed look on his face, "A Wonderful, what are we going to do? Let alone victory, two players on our side have been killed!"

"Victory? What kind of victory?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

Later, after A Liang's explanation, Jiang Chengcai finally understood.

"So it is, so it is so, no matter what industry competition is very fierce," Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands in his arms, and then looked at A Miao with an apologetic face, "I'm really sorry, if it's normal I can help you a bit, but my wallet is really stretched this month. Yueyue is very tight on my money. But!”

"But?" Ah Liang said.

"Isn't it a matter of work? It's not a big deal," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "I really can't change jobs to Yoshihara, Yueyue has been complaining that Baihua has too much work and there are no new recruits. .But I believe that if it is A Miao, it will be able to complete Baihua's work well~IndoMTL.com~ Baihua? What is that?"

"Women's guardian angels and other jobs, dealing with entangled men and things like that," Jiang Cheng explained.

"Hey? Is there still such a job?!" A Liang couldn't believe it.

"Of course, I believe that with A Miao's ability, she will be able to complete the task perfectly." Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi, who was still fainting, and nodded.

"Although it's a bit presumptuous, but dealing with some entangled men specifically refers to those jobs?" A Liang continued to ask.

"Cut off the limbs or cut off the lifeblood, etc. To be honest, I don't know too much. After all, Yueyue has always dealt with it." Jiang Cheng picked out his ears and looked casual.

"This is not the right way to deal with it!"

"That's right!" Kondo, who didn't know when to dig himself out of the wall, appeared in front of A Miao again, holding her hands and nodding, "I wouldn't agree with Miss A Miao going to that kind of place. Work! No husband would allow his wife to work in that kind of place!"

"Yeah! Orangutan!" A Miao exclaimed and punched again.

Looking at Kondo who was beaten to the ground, and A Miao who was still throwing a fist at Kondo's face, Jiang Cheng said to A Liang, "Look, it's very suitable, right?"

"Ah... yeah..."

"Miss A Miao, stop beating..." Kondo said with a full face.

"Yeah! The orangutan has spoken!" A Miao was so frightened that she pushed back a few steps. Just when Kondo thought A Miao was about to withdraw, A Miao posed and rushed over again.

"This planet belongs to human beings!" A Miao stepped on Kondo's stomach with a Vajra leg...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"


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