Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 115: :Drinking should be done within your means! (4000 words!)

"A Miao, stop fighting!" A Liang hugged A Miao and advised, "Take a closer look! Although he looks like an orangutan, there is no doubt that it is Kondo-san!"

"Huh?! You dare to pretend to be a human!" A Miao was even more angry when she heard this.

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"I heard the girl in the store explain the situation," Kondo continued while sitting on the sofa and holding his hands, "Miss A Miao, why are you so outspoken? My passbook has already been shared with Miss A Miao in the name of husband and wife. Oh~"

Having said that, Kondo took out a passbook from his arms and winked his eyes. If it weren't for the big bags on his face, he still looked a little handsome.

"Don't look at me like this, I still saved some money!" Kondo put on a handsome pose.

"Mr. Gorilla..." A Miao was so moved that she looked at Kondo gratefully.

"You still call me a gorilla..." Kondo's mood instantly dropped a bit, "You still call me a gorilla..."

"Then, Mr. Chimpanzee?" A Miao tentatively changed her title.

"Isn't it the same?" Kondo's mood became even lower, but in order to please Amy, he cheered up and shouted at the waiter, "Bring me ten bottles of Champagne King!"

The store manager on the side nodded when he saw this, and drew a heavy stroke for A Miao on the performance table beside him, even directly surpassing A Yin.

"It's amazing! Sister A Miao surpassed A Yin at once!" The girls cheered around the performance table.

"Nani!" After hearing the cheers from the girls, Ayin put down the glass with a look of disbelief.

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"Hey, I hate this kind of wine~" Jiang Cheng looked at the ten bottles of Champagne King brought by the waiter, and curled the corners of his mouth.

"Hey? Haven't you ever had such a high-end wine?" Kondo showed a little smugness on his face, "It's okay, just drink it, I'll treat you today!"

"No, I only like Chinese wine." Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied.

"Chinese wine?" Kondo was a little puzzled, but in order to save face in front of A Miao, he put on a lavish expression, "No problem! If you like it, you can order it! I have withdrawn all my savings!"

[Anyway, that kind of Chinese wine has such a high degree of concentration that if you can't drink a bottle, you will get drunk. No matter how expensive it is, it's a matter of a bottle. ] Kondo thought to himself that Kondo had also been in contact with Chinese wine. After all, he was in the shogunate, and he was often exposed to foreign things.

"Thank you then!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed in surprise, and gave a few orders to the waiter. The waiter listened and hurried to get the wine.

"What happened to the two of them?" Kondo asked, pointing to Gintoki and Hasegawa, who were still asleep.

"Drink too much, probably." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"It's really useless, I got drunk at the beginning." Kondo sneered, "Let me today, Kondo Isao, the new Emperor of the Night, lead you to victory!"

At this moment, Mr. Matsudaira came with a warm and angry voice, "Kondo! You kid, if you want to be more prominent than me in this Kabukicho, wait another 100 years!"

"What's the noise! ​​You old man!" Kondo replied without thinking, holding the microphone, "From today onwards, the Emperor of the Night is me!"

"What a joke! If you want to deprive me of the meaning of life, I won't let it go even as a general! I will add another ten bottles of Champagne King!!" Songping Gong was not to be outdone.

"Miss A Miao! There is also a champagne king here!" Kondo also refused to admit defeat and shouted, but when he turned around, he realized that A Miao was already holding Kondo's purse and calling for wine, and the table was on the table. It was full of empty wine bottles, to be precise, it should be Wuliangye's empty wine bottles.

"It's already screaming! And it's still using my wallet! They don't give me a chance to be handsome! And why is it all Chinese wine! How can I drink so much in such a short time!" Kondo shouted .

"No, you are really handsome," Jiang Cheng put down the wine bottle, stretched out a finger and shook his head, said earnestly, "I can really see the attitude of the emperor of the night, then, let me really The night..."

Before Wang could say anything, a kunai hit Jiang Cheng's forehead first, "Don't talk nonsense! You idiot!"

Yueyong walked straight towards Jiang Cheng.

"Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng unplugged Kunwu and looked at the person, "I thought you weren't coming."

"How could it be possible, how could someone refuse a kind invitation from others?" After speaking, Yueyong sat down and tried her best to look indifferent, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that Yueyong was extremely nervous. Of course, this discerning person does not include Jiang Cheng.

"Miss Yueyong~" A Miao called out sweetly, "You can order whatever you like. It was originally to thank you for taking care of us on weekdays."

A Miao held a bottle of Champagne King in one hand and a bottle of Wuliangye in the other hand, one sip in the left hand and one in the right. Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, was a little... sweating.

"It is said that the degree of Chinese wine is quite high... A Miao, you drink like this..." Jiang Cheng hesitated.

"High?" A Miao put down the bottle of wine with some doubts, "I don't feel it at all, it's no different from drinking beer..."

"So..."

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"Speaking of what's going on with these two people?" Yue Yong was referring to Gintoki and Hasegawa, who were fainting on the side.

"Don't worry about it, it's just that you drink too much." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently.

"It seems that there is no difference between this place and Yoshihara," Yueyong glanced around, "it's a place for men to have fun."

"That makes sense~" Jiang Cheng nodded.

"No! This place is different from places like Yoshihara!" Kondo snapped.

"There's no difference except that you don't let them touch it casually." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Just touch it?! Can you touch it in Yoshihara?!" Kondo was interested.

"Cut," Jiang Cheng said after cutting, "Didn't I give you a coupon? Wouldn't it be better to just try it?"

"That's what I said..." After saying that, Kondo looked at Amy who was beside her, and then shook her head frantically, "No, no, no! You must not go to that kind of place! There is only Amy in my heart!" /

"Hey, I didn't tell you," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then persuaded earnestly, "You should also recognize the reality, right? Take ten thousand steps back and say that even if A Miao really likes you, you You should also consider reality, right? What about reproductive isolation between different species? When considering your own preferences, you should also consider your parents who are sleeping in the old home, and they are also expecting you to be able to pass on the lineage, right?”

"What do you mean?"

"That means at least you have to find someone of the same species! Gorilla!" Jiang Cheng took out a few zoo tickets from his arms, "There are a few good-looking orangutans here, just The **** is definitely good for breeding! I originally kept it to see pandas, but you should need it more than me! Don't thank me, it's a friendship between males!"

Looking at the zoo ticket that Jiang Cheng had stuffed into his hand, Kondo and his whole orangutan... were all bad, "Do you think I'm an orangutan?! I'm a human, okay? Is reproductive isolation? It exists!! And it is also a friendship between men! What kind of friendship is between males!!”

Hearing this, Yueyong put the banana she was about to take out into her arms again, and pretended that nothing happened.

"Hey, were you just about to take out the banana? Are you about to feed it?!" Kondo shouted, "I saw it just now! Don't pretend like that! You guys are so rude!"

"I understand," Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "It must be very hard, right? In order not to separate yourself from the people around you, it must be very hard to play human and integrate yourself into the surrounding environment. Pain? I understand it all!"

"No! You don't understand at all! What the **** are you thinking!" Kondo was so angry that he lost his mind.

"So that's how it is... It's really touching." After speaking, A Miao began to cover her face and cry.

"I didn't expect you to have such a story, and the slave family was also moved by your spirit." Yue Yong squeezed out two tears and secretly shoved two bananas into Kondo's arms. , "Don't worry, no one sees it, just eat it if you want."

"Hey!!!" Kondo was really **** off, but after seeing Amy's gentle gaze, she suddenly felt much better.

【Being an orangutan can gain Miss A Miao's sympathy! ! 】 Kondo was delighted in his heart, and glanced at Jiang Cheng gratefully, 【It's not bad to be an orangutan! ! ]

Before Kondo could be moved, A Miao, who was beside him, said awkwardly, "What should I do? My wallet seems to be empty~"

"Hey? Really? I took out all my savings..." Looking at his deflated wallet, Kondo felt ill.

"Hahahaha! You kid didn't drink Champagne King very much, so you don't know? It's super expensive, I'm not kidding you, if you call to buy it, your wallet will be empty all of a sudden! Hahahaha... "Song Pinggong laughed at the side, but then turned his face away and said with tears in his eyes, "What should I do? Mom is going to scold me to death..."

"You can't do it for a long time!" Kondo shouted, and then looked at A Miao apologetically, "It's not good, Miss A Miao..."

"Kondo-san, it doesn't matter, you have done enough for me." A Miao shook her head and said, which in Kondo's eyes was full of understanding.

Before Kondo could be moved, Amy hiccups, raised Kondo's sword, raised her head and said with a smile, "In the end, it's enough to sell this!"

"Sell that..." Kondo murmured, "That's the soul of a samurai..."

"Is it just enough to save money to buy the soul or something?" A Miao replied with a smile.

"That's not what I said..."

"That's right!!" Yueyong lowered her head and shouted, then raised her head and said, "Isn't the party just started?! Do you want to run?! Whether it's a gorilla or a man, come and talk to Ben Uncle, drink!"

"Yueyue, you..." Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong, whose face was crimson, and then glanced at the empty wine glass in front of Yueyong, and instantly understood something, "Can't you drink..." /

"What are you talking about!" Yueyong slapped Jiang Cheng's head on the table, and the whole table was shattered, "I've been upset with you for a long time! What is that? Playing games in the house, my mother has had enough of you! At least go out to get some fresh air, work hard and make money, you bastard!"

"Hey, what are you talking about! Why do I say the same thing as you, the useless son of the scumbag who stays behind the door!" Jiang Cheng raised his head and retorted, his entire forehead was covered in blood.

"Hurry up and drink! You bastard! Don't you have any eyesight?!" Yue Yong scolded, and took out a few kunai from her body, "I just started drinking, okay? If you don't get it, kill me. It's your turn~"

Just after finishing speaking, Tsukiyoshi had already threw Kunai out, and none of the four men present (Jiang Cheng, Kondo, and the fainted Gintoki and Hasegawa) were spared.

"Sorry, I'll take her back first." Seeing that the situation was not good, Jiang Cheng wanted to drag Yueyong back, otherwise the progress would not be able to keep the shop and the store would be demolished by Yueyong.

"Don't touch me! Are you trying to force me..." Saying that, Yue Yong showed a wicked smile and teased, "Jiang Cheng sama is horny~"

Jiang Cheng felt inexplicably angry, "Who would be interested in a female Tyrannosaurus like you!"

Just finished speaking, another two kunai.

"Jiang Cheng sama, drink it!" Yue Yong took the half bottle of Champagne King left on the table and poured it into Jiang Cheng's mouth, Jiang Cheng choked several times~IndoMTL.com~ Ah, it's too bad. This is Jiang Cheng's last thought...

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After a long time, Gintoki and Hasegawa woke up leisurely, looking at the ruins in front of them, feeling the ultimate doubt.

"What's going on?"×2

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The day after the incident, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong stood in front of the manager's hospital bed and compensated the manager's losses, including the lost work expenses of the employees, the rebuilding costs of the store, and... everyone's medical expenses.

Jiang Cheng and Yueyong promised never to come to Huo Huo Smile Bar again. Similarly, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong were also permanently blacklisted by Smile Bar.

It is said that the manager of Smile Bar didn't say a word at that time, and there was no sadness or joy on his face. As for why, it should be a fracture of the whole body, and the words cannot be spoken. After all, the bandaged one is like a mummy.

Thanks to the troubles between Jiang Cheng and Yueyong, neither A Yin nor A Miao were fired. As for the reason, there are many girls who were implicated by the two drunk people, and several of them suffered broken bones. It's not realistic to lay off any one of them.... If any one is cut off, the store should be closed...

Yoshihara.

Jiang Cheng and Yueyong vowed to never drink again in front of the sun wheel. (PS: forced.)

"That's not the case! It's none of my business at all! It's all Yueyue's fault!" Jiang Chengyi retorted rightly, "I don't know how to drink, so I have to try it, and I'm also involved in the end!"

"That makes sense," Sun Wheel nodded, then raised his head and continued with a smile, "But in terms of destructive power, Yueyue is far behind you~ I heard that Yueyue is just a demolition. Breaking down the sofa and beating you, you seem to have demolished the whole house~"

"Private Marseille..."