Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 116: :If you don’t do bad things, you won’t be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, but if you don’t remember to do it…
Breakfast time at the Master's House.
"Hey, hey, the **** in the idol group seems to be waiting for Fengzi to marry Aru." Kagura pretended to be an adult and muttered while looking at the newspaper in his hand.
"It's rotten." Yin Shi sniffed the pudding in his hand and replied.
"The current society is really rotten, cohabiting for a while and getting pregnant for a while, the ethics are messed up." Shin Baha said earnestly while picking vegetables, "Also, Kagura-chan, that is not anus, but It's GOEMON. Don't always imitate Jiang Cheng-sang! Having said that, I know that GOEMON is really not a good person."
"I didn't say that," Yin Shi was still looking at the pudding in his hand, "there are white spots on it, is this moldy?"
"Indeed, maybe my idea is that it's a bit old and moldy, but if humans don't have self-discipline, they'll be finished." Xin Ba Ha said casually while eating.
"I didn't say that!" Yin Shi was speechless, holding up the pudding in his hand, "When did you buy this? The shelf life has passed for a long time."
"That's right! Those women are too concerned about their shelf life, Aru!" Kagura nodded nonchalantly with his eyes closed, "How can you betray yourself so easily?!"
"Hey, let's stop," Yin Shi sighed and pointed at the pudding in his hand, "This is rotten! Who the **** took this out?"
"It's really rotten." Shin Baha and Kagura nodded at the same time.
"It's rotten," Yinshi really collapsed, "your heads are really rotten!!"
After such an unpleasant breakfast, Yinshi was about to go out for a walk...
Ding dong, ding dong.
"Hey, here I come."
After hearing the doorbell, Shin Baha hurried to open the door.
"Yeah, Jiang Chengsang and Miss Yueyong." Xin Ba Hao said in surprise after opening the door, "Welcome, please come in."
"Oh, what about Yinshi?" Jiang Cheng asked casually, and stepped into the house. Yueyong, who was behind him, also walked in.
"That guy is in the living room." Shinpachi replied, and shouted into the room, "Kagura-chan, Gin-sang, Jiang Cheng-sang and Miss Yueyong are here."
"Little uncle~" Kagura called out sweetly and rushed towards Jiang Cheng.
"Yo, Kagura-chan." Jiang Cheng showed a warm smile, but before Jiang Cheng was moved, Kagura's little hand had already reached into Jiang Cheng's arms and pulled out the wallet.
"Cut, is that all there is to it?" Kagura spat in disdain, but still took out the less than ten thousand yuan left in Jiang Cheng's wallet and put it in his arms.
"Hey, is this your attitude towards your uncle whom you haven't seen for a long time? Kagura-chan, uncle is really sad~" Jiang Cheng felt that his heart was hurt ten thousand times.
"Kagura, this is wrong." Gintoki also came over, holding his hands with a serious expression on his face.
"That's right, they have kept their lovely niece with you. You should teach her normal etiquette once in a while." Jiang Cheng nodded and said, at this time Jiang Cheng thought that there would be a certain time in the future. I would seriously criticize Kagura, but I didn't expect...
"This guy hides most of his money in his wallet, it's always like that in his wallet," Gintoki continued.
"Really, Aru?!" Kagura couldn't believe it, and then looked at Jiang Cheng with a fierce look, and immediately knocked Jiang Cheng down.
"It's not there! Shoes are good for Kagura!" Gintoki commanded.
"Under the insole!"
"Don't let the other shoe go!"
"It may also be hidden in underwear!"
"Five or five, Kagura!"
…
Jiang Cheng sat on the sofa in the living room of the Master's House with a lifeless expression on his face, with a broken expression.
"Kagura-chan, what you're doing is wrong!" Shinhachi is seriously criticizing Kagura, who is splitting accounts with Gintoki excitedly.
"Do you want to share a little too, Aru?" Kagura didn't listen at all, and looked at Xin Baha with a malicious expression, "Then if you call me the factory manager, maybe I'll get mad. Compassion will reward you with one~"
"Really?! Do I have a share too?!" Xin Ba Hao betrayed in an instant, and Jiang Cheng, who saw this scene, could only sigh heavily.
Finally, after sharing Jiang Cheng's small treasury, the Master House trio sat back on the sofa.
"I can say now, what kind of work are you going to entrust? For the sake of an old friend, I can give you a discount." Yin Shi said while resting his chin in both hands.
"There's nothing like that anymore," Jiang Cheng sighed, "just came out and walked around."
"Speaking of which, I haven't seen Jiang Chengsang for a long time." Xin Baha said with emotion.
"Let's not talk about this," Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Ba Hao with a solemn expression, "Is your sister back to work now?"
"How do you know? Did Jiang Chengsang know about the incident at Smile Bar?! Are you worried about my family's loss of income?" Xin Ba Hao was a little moved, but then he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and smiled. Said, "Don't worry, the Smile Bar has reopened after a break, and my sister has also gone to work. During the break, it is also regarded as a paid vacation."
"That's fine..." Jiang Cheng patted his chest with a look of fear on his face.
"I can't believe Jiang Chengsang cares so much about our sister and brother..."
"That's not the reason!" Yin Shi pointed at Jiang Cheng and continued, "These two people are the culprits behind the closure of the Harmful Smile Bar!"
"Hey?! I don't know anything about it?!!!"
"Don't care so much," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "As long as the ending is good, don't care about those details."
"It's not that I don't care about those details..." Xin Baha said silently, "It is said that the Smile Bar at that time became the same as having experienced a gang fight... So you all did it?! "
"Don't worry, don't worry, after all, you can't blame me all." Jiang Cheng still had an indifferent expression, "and I've been grounded for so long, forget those insignificant things!"
"It doesn't matter at all! The store manager hasn't fully recovered yet! He brought his wheelchair to work by himself, right! What the **** have you all done?!" Shinpachi shouted.
"To be honest, I don't even remember. After all, I was drunk." Jiang Cheng looked innocent.
"I can't imagine..."
"Wow wow wow..." The doll's cry suddenly sounded, startling the trio in the Master Room.
"Hey? What's going on? Why is there a cry from a child?" Xin Baha stood up and began to look for the source of the cry. Finally, Xin Baha saw a child in Yueyong's arms. baby.
"This is..." Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng, then at Yue Yong, then closed his eyes after thinking for two seconds, then opened them again, just about to say something, but Yue Yong I didn't give Yinshi this chance.
Yueyong raised her hand and took out two kunai, and threw it directly at Yinshi...
"I haven't said anything yet!" Gintoki said while pulling the kunai from his head.
"Your words are all written on your face." Yueyong retorted.
"I understand, I understand, you two are adults after all," Yinshi nodded and continued, "Living under one roof will inevitably happen, dry wood and fire. I can understand."
"You understand shit," Jiang Cheng gave Yin Shi a fist with no expression on his face, and then jumped, "Who would like this female tyrannosaurus!"
"Who is the female Tyrannosaurus!" Yueyong stood behind Jiang Cheng and scolded Jiang Cheng with a punch.
"Hey, this child..." Xin Baha carefully glanced at the child in Yueyong's arms, and then compared Yin Shi carefully, and instantly imagined a large ethical dog in his mind. Blood TV series, the name of the play is called.
"Please!" Xin Ba Ha handed Jiang Cheng a dagger, and at the same time pressed Yin Shi on the table, and knelt down at the same time, "I didn't expect Yin Sang to do such a thing! It doesn't matter how you vent your anger , please save his life! It's also my fault that I didn't teach him well!"
"It's so rude! What are you trying to figure out!" Jiang Cheng roared with spittle~IndoMTL.com~ and sighed, "I found this downstairs. You really, Yinshi, left the woman behind and let the woman raise the child by herself."
"The bridge bean sack... The amount of information is a bit large," Yin Shi raised his head and said uncertainly, "You asked me to stroke it... You mean this child was found downstairs in the Master's House?"
"Hmm." Jiang Cheng nodded, but then he suddenly thought of something, took out a piece of paper from his body, "and this."
The three of them looked at the piece of paper and didn't raise their heads for a long time.
"Yin Sang, can you explain it?" Xin Ba Ha was the first to say.
"No, no, no, it's impossible..." Yin Shi obviously hadn't recovered, his face full of disbelief, "This is too ridiculous, no no no no no! Impossible! It was like that at the time!! Impossible at all!!"
"At that time?" Everyone caught the key words.
"What did you mean by that time?" Xin Baji adjusted his glasses, and the lenses flashed a layer of light.
"That time is that time, stamens and pistils..." Kagura nodded and made a clear expression, but Jiang Cheng covered his mouth before he could finish speaking.
"No, you don't need to explain this kind of thing! You don't need to understand such a thing before you are twenty! Little uncle won't allow it!!" Jiang Cheng said sharply, then looked at Yin Shi, Complaining with a look on his face, "There's no need to hide this kind of thing, right? It's alright now, the girl has sent you all the children back."
"It's impossible! I don't know anything!" Yin Shi was a little mad, but from time to time his eyes glanced at the child in Yue Yong's arms, with a defiant expression and that silver natural curl. Yinshi sweats more and more...