Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 117: :The beginning of being a father: Start by naming your child!
"The money you took just now is regarded as a gift for the full moon." Jiang Cheng said casually, and hugged the one in Yueyong's arms, "It's exactly the same as you, I didn't expect your genetics to be so powerful!"
"No, no, no!!! This is definitely impossible!!" Yin Shi obviously refused to face the reality, "Because it was like that! Because it was like that at that time, it is absolutely impossible to put it all together. Yes! Impossible!"
"It's so noisy! You are so weak!" Everyone present shouted at the same time, kicking Yin Shi.
"Yin Sang, don't be scared, really," Xin Baha glanced at Yin Shi and complained, then began to tease Jiang Cheng's arms, "Don't learn from your father. Wan Shi~"
"I want to take a picture and send it to Mummy to see Aru~" Kagura excitedly took out his mobile phone, or a communicator, and took a few pictures of Xiao Yinshi and quickly edited them. He wrote a paragraph of text and sent it to Jiang Hua in the distance at a very fast speed.
"Ah, Mommy replied Aru!" Kagura said excitedly, and at the same time raised his mobile phone to show everyone,
"Congratulations for what?! Is this something to congratulate?!" Ginto said frantically.
"By the way, that woman didn't even name the child," Jiang Cheng murmured.
"Perhaps I want my father to be named, it seems that this woman also loves Yin-sang very much," Xin Baha looked at Xiao Yinshi with a gentle face, "I can't believe that even Yin-sang is unreliable. Well-behaved men can also attract women~”
"Hmmm," Jiang Cheng nodded non-committally, "the so-called lover sees Xi Shi in the eyes. Then Yin Shi, hurry up and name the child! Please give him a name later, Mr. Zongwu. The last account is enough."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng sighed with emotion, "I can't believe that Shiroyasha, who was all-powerful at the time, will eventually become an ordinary father. I can't believe it. That's right!"
Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, handed the child in his hand to Yin Shi, took out his mobile phone on his body, and began to announce the good news to his acquaintances.
"Find an acquaintance first..." Jiang Cheng murmured while swiping his phone, "First send one to Gao Zai, then one to Sakamoto, then one to Kuroko..."
Yin Shi listened to Jiang Cheng's words, his face became darker and darker, and finally... he couldn't bear it any longer, "You're enough!! No need to post it!! Why are you posting this to them?! I'm not sure at all, right? !!”
"I don't know what you're talking about," Jiang Cheng sighed, then raised his head and explained, "This is also considering your financial situation is very bad. We are also kind, and at least we can help you collect some gifts, let You can take good care of this child. Don't worry, I won't take it personally!"
"What are you kidding?!!!" Yin Shi roared, "Is it possible to get a million?"
"Have you already betrayed you in the second half of the sentence!!" Xin Baha groaned.
"Yo, Gao Zai replied to the message," Jiang Cheng said in surprise.
"Hey? Is it so fast?!" Xin Baji came over, ""
"Gao Zai is still busy with work as always~" Jiang Cheng said slightly with emotion, "What an incredible man, a man who loves his work, he should pay attention to his body when working overtime."
"Why in your mouth, the most vicious anti-foreign ideologues have become a working family who loves work and likes to work overtime?!" Yin Shi complained.
"I don't quite understand it, but it looks like Gao Zai really likes this job." Jiang Cheng sighed again.
"That's not called work at all!!!" Ginto retorted loudly.
"Oops, I'm going to cry, Aru." Kagura pointed at Xiao Yinshi in Ginto's arms and said, at this time, Xiao Yinshi looked confused and looked like he was about to cry.
"Are you going to shush?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"It shouldn't be," said Yueyong, who had not spoken, "it should be big."
Yueyong hasn't said a word since she entered the door, and has been staring at Xiao Yinshi, Yueyong thought in her heart.
"You and Jiang Chengsang's thoughts are no different at all!" Xinba said angrily, and then carefully observed Xiao Yinshi, "None of them! It should be hungry!"
Afterwards, Xin Baji tugged at his throat and started shouting, "Is there anyone who can breastfeed?!!"
"Is that you again?!!" Granny Denshi's angry voice came, "It's okay to owe the rent, and yelling when the master is sleeping, you're too thick-skinned!!"
But when Granny Tengshi rushed upstairs to open the door, she was stunned when she looked at Yin Shi who was holding the child...
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Downstairs in the Master's House, there is a small shop.
"It's really rotten..." Granny Denshi said in a low voice, looking at Xiao Yinshi, who was holding a milk bottle in her arms, and then at Da Yinshi, who was standing by to pick her nostrils, "Although I I always knew you were a random man, but I didn't expect you to be so rotten enough to sow seeds everywhere and leave women alone."
Afterwards, Granny Dengshi looked at Xiao Yinshi in her arms again, and said softly, "Don't learn from your father~ Jin Shi~"
"You can't say that, mother-in-law," Jiang Cheng defended Yin Shi, "maybe Yin Shi will play a good father's role from now on, and maybe it will gradually change. It's not always like this on TV. Right? After having a child, the prodigal son will also focus on the family.”
"Hope," said Granny Denise, looking up at Yinshi, "one month, the rent you owe can be waived for one month as a gift for the child."
"But speaking of it, as expected of a grandmother, she can coax for a long time with just three or two strokes." Xin Ba Hao sighed with emotion.
"I can't be sure at all!!" Yin Shi couldn't bear it any longer, "My health care class has always been a perfect five! I won't make such a mistake! Absolutely!!"
"No, you remembered the wrong time!" Jiang Guo retorted decisively, "It's always me who got the perfect five points!"
"Enough is enough for you! This has nothing to do with health care!" Xinba shouted, and then looked at Yin Shi with contempt, "Don't play stupid, Yin Sang, this fluffy curly hair , this arrogant look is obviously inherited from Yin Sang!"
Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong nodded at the same time.
"Am I the inheritor of natural curls?" Yin Shi was a little resentful, "I won't let my child bear this burden! Even if the genetic factor is distorted, I will give birth to a brat with flowing straight hair!!"
"I'm full..." Jiang Cheng said when he looked at Xiao Yin in Dengshi's mother-in-law's arms, "Smile! Smile! It's incredible!!"
"Your voice is too loud!" Yueyong slapped Jiang Cheng on the back of the head, "it will scare children!"
"You're almost there too!!" Shinpachi shouted.
"You guys are all the same..." Granny Denshi said with a sigh.
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Seeing Xiao Yin, who was entertaining himself in the stroller, everyone in the room showed soft eyes. Except, of course, an adult with the same hairstyle as a child.
The cold sweat on Yin Shi's face is increasing.
"Would it be better to have these? What a troublesome brat." Granny Denshi said, but her expression was surprisingly soft.
"That's why I hate brats." Catherine sneered, but her voice was not loud, as if she was afraid of disturbing Xiao Yinshi.
Kagura on the side grimaced at Xiao Yinshi.
"But I don't laugh at all~" Shinbaha sighed in a low voice.
"Aren't you laughing?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "I laughed clearly just now, and smiled at me when I was full."
"By the way, can you tell the baby's expression?" Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng contemptuously and said ~IndoMTL.com~ Who are you underestimating? ! Jiang Cheng retorted.
When Yin Shi looked at the people who accompanied Xiao Yin Shi, he panicked even more.
"Yo Xi Yo Xi, Jin Shi, you can't become like your father~" Granny Dengshi said softly to Xiao Yin Shi.
"Wan Shi, look here, Wan Shi~" Xin Baha shouted softly.
"Silver, my name is Mama, Yinle~" Kagura pointed at himself and said.
"Sakata, idiot Sakata~" is what Catherine said.
After hearing these words, Yin Shi on the side became even more restless. Just when Yin Shi was mourning in his heart, Jiang Cheng finally spoke with a dark face.
"Enough is enough!" Jiang Cheng said angrily.
Yin Shi was moved in his heart, but when he heard Jiang Cheng's words before he was finished, he became even more restless.
"Shouldn't it be up to Yinshi to decide the name?! How can you say that he is also the father of the child!" Jiang Cheng said solemnly, "You should also have confidence in Yinshi! I would like to believe that there is When I get the money for my family, I will definitely change my mind and be a new person!"
"Jiang Chengsang, you..." Xin Ba Hao looked incredulous, but then smiled with relief, "That's right, I believe so too!"
"Humph," Yueyong snorted disdainfully, took out a few banknotes from her arms and handed them to Yinshi, "At this time, for my sake and Sun Wheel, come on."
"Since Jiang Chengjun believes in your words, I will reluctantly believe you for once." Granny Dengshi closed her eyes and hummed softly.
Then everyone held up the small silver and handed it to the silver, and at the same time said with relief: "Call him a name! Dad!"
Yin Shi's face was completely black.
In an instant, Yinshi kicked the door and ran out, shouting, "What a joke!!!"