Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 12: :Idiot after 10 years, still an idiot!


"You..."

It's been! I just eat for myself, I didn't calculate the time! Yin Shi thought to himself. But in the next second, Gintoki looked at the shochu that he had just brought on the table, and instantly thought of a solution.

"Your Majesty Shenwei, Lord Fengxian knew that you were here and specially asked me to invite you." Yueyong said respectfully at this moment with Jiang Cheng's face.

"Ah?" Jiang Cheng obviously didn't know what was going on right now, "That, I don't..."

But before he finished speaking, Ginshi directly took the cup and poured Jiang Cheng a glass of shochu.

"Captain Kamui! Men in the **** room can't put down the wine glass! This is the most basic respect!" Gintoki said.

"Well, I said I don't..."

Before he could finish speaking, Ginshi took a sip of wine.

Three! two! one! Yin Shi secretly counted in his heart, get it!

However, the result was beyond Yin Shi's expectations. Jiang Cheng did not get drunk as before, but fell asleep with his head tilted directly...

"Xinbaha, what date is today?" Yin Shi looked at Xinbaha and asked.

"No. 15, what's the matter?" Shinpachi replied while rubbing his belly.

"It's nothing," Yinshi then looked at Yueyong, "Our head will want to rest for a while when he's full. Next, we have to help Z Trump on the other side of the world. I heard that the election is very exciting. It's not going well, isn't it, Xinbaha?"

Looking at Yin Shi's wink, Shin Baha understands, "That's right!"

"That's it, our leader will ask you for the time being!" Then Yinshi stood up and pulled Xin Ba Hao away quickly...

"Yin Sang, is that man your acquaintance?" Shin Baha asked curiously.

"That's right." Gintoki replied nonchalantly, while stroking his stomach with one hand and picking his nostrils with the other.

"What kind of man is he?"

"Just an idiot popular with women."

But suddenly, Yin Shi stopped, and then said: "Come out, I have already found someone following."

"Leader, what should I do now?" a member of Baihua asked with some uncertainty as he looked at Jiang Cheng who was asleep.

"Take him back to Yoshihara, and when he wakes up, take him to see Lord Fengxian." After speaking, Yueyong stood up and walked towards the door without looking back. Before leaving, Yueyong Glancing at the sleeping Jiang Cheng, a different meaning flashed in his eyes, like hope, but also like hesitation, but it was fleeting.

Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, looked at the unfamiliar house and the unfamiliar environment, then sat up and couldn't help sighing. Jiang Cheng has experienced this situation countless times over the years.

"Are you awake?" Yueyong asked while standing outside knocking on the door.

"Oh, please come in." Jiang Cheng rolled out of the bed instantly and put on his own clothes.

Yueyong pushed open the door and walked in, "Your Excellency Shenwei, Master Feng Xian is waiting for you in the living room."

"That...I'm not the divine power you said..." Jiang Cheng looked embarrassed and scratched his head embarrassedly.

"What do you say? Lord Shenwei. Lord Feng Xian has been waiting for you for a long time."

"I'm really not that kind of divine power, you've got the wrong person!"

Σ(°△°|||)︴Yueyong showed the above expression and instantly became petrified.

"Um, I'm so sorry! I'll do anything, whether it's cleaning dishes or doing anything! As long as it's not prostitution!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly bowed and said.

"...Aren't you Ye Rabbit?" After a long silence, Yue Yongcai finally asked.

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng struggled for a while before finally replying, "For the time being, let's forget it."

"For now?"

"The thing is like this, I was walking on the street by myself, but I was suddenly dragged into a certain store, and then I really declared that I had no money, and twice! But...the rest of you all Got it..." Jiang Cheng explained hurriedly.

"You... are you an idiot?!" Yue Yong couldn't help but complain.

"You are the one who admitted the wrong person without authorization! Why do you blame me all!" Jiang Cheng retorted, but he had no confidence at all.

"You bastard!" Yueyong shouted, but then her voice became quieter, and she continued helplessly, "If you are also Ye Rabbit, Ye Wang Fengxian, you should know this person, right?"

"Wild King...Crazy Immortal?"

"It's the Night King Fengxian! You idiot!" Yueyong was really speechless, "Are you a Night Rabbit?"

"It may or may not be, it depends on the situation." Jiang Cheng said with a smug look on his face.

"I'm proud of your size! What's so proud of that! What famous words are you saying?! I've only ever heard of a girly shemale! You're an idiot! Absolutely!"

"Well, don't worry, I understand, that means that the wild king Fengxian is the head here, so I can't go and apologize to him personally?" Jiang Cheng said indifferently.

"I advise you not to do this," Yueyong continued, "because you will die."

"Which country's law punishes the death penalty for free food?!"

Yueyong leaned in front of the door and took a sip on the cigarette stick in her hand, "Where do you think you are now?"

"Japan? Isn't it? Did I go abroad when I fell asleep? Which country is it now? Africa?" Jiang Cheng was already in a mess.

"What's your brain?! Edo's underground city, Yoshihara. This is a dungeon that was built in collaboration with the shogunate eight years ago, which is Yoshihara Toyuan Township. If you don't understand, you Open the window and look outside to know what kind of place this is." Yueyong explained while holding back her anger.

After listening, Jiang Chengzhen came to the window and looked outside. The area as far as his eyes could see were all places for men to have fun. Jiang Cheng raised his head and found that it was really dark here, and the entire sky was sealed.

"Because of the participation of gods and humans, this is a super-legal space that even the shogunate acquiesced in. It is naturally a place for the powerful to carry out various carnivals. In other words, it is a breeding ground for corruption. Even the geisha here are also Knowing one or two state secrets, so the women you see on the street, once they come here, it is impossible to see the sun again." After a pause, Yueyong continued,

"The women who come here are used as commodities, taken underground to drain the youth that can be used, and those who want to escape will be killed. This street is called the Street of Evernight, and it is not Refers to his place of wind and moon. For us, the hope of dawn will never come. We can only survive in endless despair and endless night."

Jiang Cheng did not let Yueyong continue, but continued to say: "Then what is the wild king who is the master of this place and controls the entire Yoshihara? Such a plot is early in those vulgar movies. That's enough!"

"Perhaps so, Ye Wang Fengxian, the man at the top of the night rabbit, the king of the night rabbit, and the night king of Yoshihara. The former head of the seventh division of Chunyu, the same as the legendary master of Xinghaifang. man." Yueyong continued,

"So what are you talking about? Don't go around and talk straight. I don't like going around, just like rpggames, step by step from mobs until you hit the boss, and there are levels one by one, I hate that feeling the most." Jiang Cheng said casually leaning against the window, Jiang Cheng had already heard something in Yue Yong's words.

"Although we rarely come into contact with the outside world here, I have heard a few words from some people. For example, ten years ago, Chunyu's second division, including the head All of them were wiped out on Earth. Am I right? One person wiped out the entire Second Division's Lord [Red Beast]?" After speaking, Yue Yong's expression finally became serious. (ps: This refers to Jiang Cheng’s last battle in the war against foreigners. The head of the Second Division of Spring Rain is Ma Dong in the original book—one of the three evil stars of the Spring Rain Pirates, the one with an eye on his forehead. However, in this book, Jiang Cheng has already cut it off.)

"I don't understand what you're saying at all." Jiang Cheng said casually, "I'm sorry, you may have identified the wrong person. My name is Jiang Cheng. I'm neither a Yatu nor a samurai, just a wanderer. Just a ronin."

"Really?" Yueyong clapped her hands, and a door opened instantly.

After Jiang Cheng saw the scene clearly, he was stunned, and saw Yin Shi was sleeping soundly with a bottle of wine and a lazi. Next to him was a tied boy with glasses.

"It's really a good friend, but I just drank a few glasses of wine and listened to some good things, and then I said it all."

Jiang Cheng rushed over with a black line on his face, and kicked Yin Shi fiercely.

"What are you doing?!" Yin Shi scolded and got up from the ground, and then saw Jiang Cheng in front of him~IndoMTL.com~ Are you an idiot? ! "Jiang Cheng scolded while kicking.

"Although it is a weak hope, I hope to catch it, please help us." Yue Yong came from behind Jiang Cheng with a pleading voice.

Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yue Yong, who was kneeling on one knee, not knowing what to say.

"No matter what the cost, as long as Yoshihara can get rid of that Night King, I will do anything!"

"You get up first, I hate this." Jiang Cheng could only say so in the end.

"Xinbaha, what's wrong with you, Xinbaha!" Yin Shi shook the delicate Xinbaha and kept shouting.

"His words are all right, he just stayed at a certain club for one night yesterday." Yueyong's voice came.

"What kind of club is that! What kind of club has such a professional tying technique! What kind of play is that!" Yin Shi frantically complained, but he still loosened the tie for Xin Baha.

"Gin Sang!" Shin Baha, who was untied from the bondage, rushed into Yin Shi's arms with tears, "They, they did so many things to me... woo woo woo"

"Yo Xi Yo Xi, Xin Baha won't cry, forget what happened to you as a dream." Yin Shi comforted.

"What an innocent young man, I still remember that Jiang Cheng's first reaction was actually similar to yours..." Before Yin Shi finished, he was kicked from behind by Jiang Cheng.

"See what's going on right now! You're an idiot! An absolute idiot! After ten years of seeing you, you thought your brain damage was cured!! How can you tell your friends after a few glasses of wine?! !" Jiang Cheng said angrily.

"No, they also gave me a membership card and voucher, and a year's worth of strawberry milk." Yinshi retorted.


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