Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 127: :In the eyes of parents, children’s looks are full marks!

"Then, I announce! The 1st Kabukicho [Takamura] Cowboy Trials has officially started!" Gintoki shouted while standing in front of the crowd holding a microphone.

The words closed, and the applause broke out.

"First of all, let's invite our judges and interviewers!" Gintoki pointed to the four people sitting on the table next to him, "The first one is Kabukicho's No. 1 Cowboy: Crazy Dead Lang-sang! As a Kabuki The number one cowherd in Kicho, he is very strict~"

"Niulang is an industry that I love with all my heart." Kuangshilang, who was Q, showed a warm smile and greeted the crowd in front of him.

"The second one is Kabukicho's No. 1 Cowherd, Kuroshio Lang-sang's sidekick and bodyguard: Hachiro! As a believer of No. 1 Cowherd, he is also the man who knows the way of the Cowherd best!" Yinshi then introduced. ,

"The third one, I would like to introduce myself, this is the Ocasan that everyone is familiar with! This is the customer of our store! So, everyone must do your best to win the favor of Ocasan and let her give more Score your points!"

"The fourth..." Saying that, Yin Shi glanced at a girl sitting on the judge's seat who was picking her nose, and decisively skipped the last judge's introduction, "Above! This is the selection. The four judges! Bytheway (by the way), this recruitment selection is based on a points system, each judge..."

"I won't introduce you when it arrives?! You are so weak!!" Kagura rushed out from the jury's seat, kicked the silver, and scolded.

"In short, that's it! Job seekers, impress the judges in front of you with your fiery heart of a cowherd!" Yinshi, who was beaten to the ground, shouted with a microphone, "herewego!"

"What the **** are we here for?" Xin Baji in the crowd muttered in a low voice, holding up his glasses and expressionlessly.

"Don't worry about it," Jiang Cheng patted Xin Bajie's shoulder and pointed to the extremely happy Okasan who was smiling on the jury, "I've helped you a lot, you didn't notice Is Okasan smiling very happily?"

"Masaka!" Shin Baha couldn't help but be moved, "Did Jiang Cheng-sang come up with this method in order to let Okasan and Hachiro get close to each other?"

"No, I just thought it was fun..." Jiang Guo replied decisively.

New Baji: "..."

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"Big brother, what should I do in this situation?" a younger brother whispered to the dark horse Shengnan's ear.

"How do I know! Idiot!" The dark horse Shengnan scolded, and then fiercely looked at Jiang Cheng, who was watching the excitement, "Anyway, just fool around and end this farce quickly."

"First of all, the first round, looks!" Yin Shi continued to preside on the stage, "As we all know, a good appearance is the foundation of becoming a cowboy! The job seekers here don't seem to have put on their job attire. But! We already expected it! The formal clothes have been prepared in the changing room behind everyone, now please go and change your clothes first!"

"What a joke!" Dark Horse Shengnan scolded impatiently, but as soon as he said it, he saw Jiang Cheng looking at him with a kind face.

"I just wanted to ask where the fitting room is..." The dark horse Katsunan said with a reluctant smile after swallowing his saliva.

"It's right behind you! Sa, go get ready!" After Yinshi finished speaking, under the leadership of the dark horse Katsuo, a group of gangsters from the ditch rat group walked into the fitting room.

"While many job seekers are changing their outfits, we hand over the time to our judges. What do the judges think of the contestants who participated in the selection and recruitment of Cowherd today?"

"The business of Niulang is not as simple as imagined. The appearance is just a stepping stone to this business. The most important thing is to use the rich inside to keep people!" Kuangshilang said with a smile.

"Do you understand? That is to say, a man with only a good face is not 100% able to pass the test! Some men with embroidered pillows and straw hearts quit the competition as soon as possible!" Yin Shi's words were aimed at Jiang Cheng said.

"I didn't participate at all, you bastard!" Jiang Cheng was angry.

"Simply put, a guy with a fake appearance will never pass the test!" Yin Shi ignored Jiang Cheng's complaints and continued.

"That's probably what it means." Kuroshio on the jury nodded and said.

"Yo Xi, I understand, then next, let's listen to the second judge's opinion. As a believer who has been with the first Cowherd for the longest time, I believe that in your heart the way of the Cowherd is right. He also has his own unique opinion!" Gintoki said, turning his attention to Hachiro.

"Hey, it's like this, as a friend who has followed Kuroshio Lang-sang for so long. Watching him grow step by step behind him, until he grows into the number one cowboy in Kabukicho. The difficulty in this, I have always It's all in my eyes! And, I used to be a cowherd..."

Before Hachiro could finish speaking, Gintoki decisively interrupted Hachiro's speech, "Anyway, if you see Hachiro's appearance, you can understand that appearance doesn't matter at all, what matters is what's inside!"

"I haven't finished speaking yet..." Hachiro replied weakly.

"The next one! It's Ocasan! As a woman over fifty years old, I believe she also has her own unique insights into men!"

"Hello everyone," Hachiro's mother stood up and bowed slightly to everyone, "Today I was elected as an ordinary Okasan. My selection criteria are not that complicated. My name is Ocasan, I just want to see everyone's persistence in their dreams! On the road of your dreams, don't care about Ocasan in the countryside, don't give up, Ocasan has always been silently blessing behind your back! So no matter you It doesn't matter what you become, Okasan, as long as you live your life full of energy, you'll be satisfied!!"

At this time, only Jiang Cheng noticed that there was a mist of water in the eyes of Kuroshio next to Okasan...

"Moving! It's so touching!" Yin Shi wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, then looked at the members of the ditch rat group who had just come out of the changing room in suits, "Sons. Ah! Impress Okasan with your steely dream-seeking heart!"

Although he really wanted to scold the street, the dark horse Katsuo still resisted and did not attack. Instead, he raised his hand and shouted weakly: "Oh..."

The other members of the ditch rat group saw that the boss had done this, and they followed suit...

"Then, the first round officially begins!" Gintoki just finished speaking and was kicked by Kagura.

"Why did you skip me again!! How can I fix it!! Are you underestimating me, Aru?!!"

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Even Jiang Cheng felt a little bit of disobedience looking at the members of the ditch rat group wearing suits and standing on the makeshift stage.

"First of all, please ask the judges to score our first contestant, Dark Horse Shengnan!" After Yinshi shouted, the four people on the judges' table showed their score cards one after another.

"Fifty points, fifty points, one hundred points, thirty-seven points." Yin Shi murmured, "Except for Okasan who gave full marks, the rest all gave points below the pass line, I don't know if Mr. Dark Horse has any opinion on this score? But looking at this disdainful expression, it should be that he doesn't care about the result at all."

"Well, let me interrupt a little," Kuroshio said, raising his hand, "Actually, this gentleman's external condition is already very good, the bad temperament of a little gangster exuding from the inside out, It's also very attractive to some guests. But the long toothpick in the mouth is really... Anyway, that's it, I'd add 10 more points if I removed the toothpick."

Hachiro also nodded in agreement.

"I see," Yinshi nodded, and then looked at Okasan who gave full marks, "Why did Okasan give full marks?"

"In Ocasan's eyes, the child's looks are full marks!" Ocasan said seriously.

"呜 ..." Silver touched, "said that it is right, it is full of yourself in the eyes of Oukasan's eyes!"

"O'Baha...you..." Even the dark horse Katsuo couldn't help but feel a little moved.

"Yo Xi, then please invite the next contestant..."

Before he could finish speaking, Kagura rushed down and gave another blow.

"What do you mean by skipping me again?!" Kagura growled with white eyes, "Why don't you listen to my opinion?!"

"Ah...you said..." Yinshi wiped the blood from his forehead and said.

"The thirty-seven points I gave are not so simple as thirty-seven points." Kagura held his hand with a proud look.

"Could it be! Is there a doorway here?!" Yin Shi pretended to be shocked, but then his tone changed, "But we are not interested~IndoMTL.com~ Then next..."

"Anyway, let me finish, you bastard!" Kagura scolded angrily, then clasped his hands and continued, "This thirty-seven points corresponds to that man's hairstyle Aru! In other words, it's the impression points! The first impression anyone sees of him is a score of 3 or 7, so that's why I give that score!"

"It doesn't make any sense at all, okay!" Yin Shi cursed, then looked at the next contestant: bald, one-eyed, and the blind eye had a penetrating scar. "I asked the judges to rate this contestant! But I always feel that this contestant will get a very low score..."

Having said that, Yin Shi looked at the judges' seat, and the full score was 100 points. Yin Shi was instantly stunned, wiped his eyes and wondered, "What's the matter! Are my eyes looking at double images?! 10 points as 100 points?!"

"No, this guy's temperament is worth this score!" Kuang Shi Lang shook his head, and then explained, "This gentleman looks fierce and infiltrative at first glance, but, as a senior Cowherd, I feel that , maybe, he can become a completely different Cowherd from the current Cowherd! This is a revolution! A new Cowherd completely different from the existing Cowherd standard!"

Hachiro also nodded in agreement.

"In Ocasan's eyes, the child's looks are full marks!" Ocasan said again.

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