Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 128: :Okasan, he is the most selfless person in the world…
"The 100 points I gave is not a simple 100 points," Kagura said with a deep expression on his face, holding his hands in his arms, "It's just simple common sense. When you see one ball, you will think of another. A ball and a stick."
"Hey, what kind of association is that?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then rushed forward and slapped Yin Shi, "What kind of common sense did you **** instill in your niece? ?!!"
"No one has instilled such common sense in her!" Yin Shi got up and retorted, "It's better to ask that strange little girl directly! Who knows where she learned this common sense from Ah!"
"Calm down, Jiang Cheng-sang!" Xin Ba Hao rushed to the stage to block Jiang Cheng, "The game is still going on..."
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"Hey hey... Big brother..." The one-eyed bald man touched his bald head with a shy expression, "My score is even higher than the big brother, hehe."
"What's the matter, your expression? Are you proud? Can you look in the mirror and take a good look at your face?!" The dark horse Katsuo scolded, and then wiped his own three or seven points again. Hairstyle, he said disdainfully, "Remember me! Except for the boss, the face value of the ditch rat group also counts me!"
[You are too confident! ! 】 All the younger brothers roared in their hearts.
But it didn't take long for the dark horse Shengnan to be speechless, because all of his oddly-shaped younger brothers scored higher than him...
"Shady! Shady!" The dark horse Shengnan loudly expressed his dissatisfaction, "Those judges use their power for personal gain!"
"Big brother is not happy..."
"No wonder, he always thinks he is more handsome than us..."
"Even the big brother has a hard time facing the reality..."
"It's just..."
"But don't you feel very pitiful? Big brother, he..."
"That's true..."
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Finally, the younger brothers discussed the results, and at the same time looked at the dark horse Shengnan with unusually sympathetic eyes, and said at the same time: "Big brother! You will always be the most handsome in our minds!"
"You..." The dark horse Shengnan was about to be moved when he suddenly noticed the sympathy in the eyes of these little brothers, "What's the matter with the sympathy in your eyes?!!"
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"Then, the next step is the second-tier selection, and that is..." Before Gintoki could finish, he was interrupted by a loud voice from Kuroshio on the jury.
"Wait a minute, we are still discussing the second exam questions here."
"Then wait a little longer," Yinshi nodded and looked at the four judges who were whispering. After two minutes, the four judges sat down again and gestured to Yinshi with their eyes.
Yin Shi went forward knowingly and took the note from Kuushilang's hand, "I didn't expect it to be this exam question, it's just unexpected."
Looking at the pretending to be mysterious Yin Shi, the people below also raised their hearts to their throats.
"That is: etiquette!" Gintoki finally announced the topic of the second show, "As we all know, as a cowherd, etiquette is also a very important part! Behaviour and a smile are very important! But , it is difficult for us to assess so many people one by one, so! We have selected the most basic etiquette assessment! That is how to use chopsticks!"
"I believe that everyone uses chopsticks in different ways. But! Don't underestimate this most basic etiquette! You can see a person's conduct and character from the gesture of using chopsticks!"
After Yin Shi finished speaking, he clapped his hands, and then dozens of tables were lifted up and placed in front of the contestants, each with a plate of boiled beans and a pair of chopsticks.
"The next assessment is very simple. Use the chopsticks in front of you to eat the boiled beans in front of you! The jury will rate you according to your performance!" After Yin Shi finished speaking, the contestants also started... …
"It looks like a lot of situations. Some players like to pick up several beans at once, some like to pick one at a time, and some can pick up one bean only a few times," Yin Shi looked at the bean. of the contestants went on to say,
"It seems that the score will be greatly reduced this time. What are you doing with that horse-faced contestant? Why did you break the chopsticks? Are you angry because you couldn't hold the beans?! Points deducted!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Yin Shi noticed that Okasan who was on the jury had walked down.
"Are Ocasan preparing to observe closely..." Ginshi murmured, but then Ocasan's behavior shocked Ginshi, "No! Ocasan is correcting the posture of the players using chopsticks. How moving!"
"Just like your Okasan correcting your wrong way of using chopsticks when you were a child, using your own incomparably standard movements to demonstrate, not letting go of any step, being gentle and careful, this is... it is Great maternal love!" Yin Shi exaggeratedly wiped his tears, "Full score! Okasan full score!!"
"You..." The contestant who broke his chopsticks before looked at Okasan, who taught himself how to use chopsticks in a hurry, and couldn't help but feel moved, "Thank you..."
"No, it's just Ocasan's duty, isn't it Ocasan's duty to correct the child when he does something wrong? So, don't say thank you or something. Just be full of It's good to live alive..." Okasan said with a smile.
"Woooooo..."
All the contestants burst into tears.
On the jury's seat, Kuyoshiro and Hachiro couldn't help but also sniffed, and they showed their scores: 100 points! 100 points for all staff! !
"It seems that not only the contestants, but even the judges have been captured by Okasan!" Gintoki announced loudly.
But at this touching stall, the dark horse Katsuo's cell phone rang, and it was a message.
"Ah! Mel-chan, Mel-chan, she became a mother while I was away!!" After reading the message, Katsuo Dark Horse froze in place.
"Wait a minute! The scene seems to be a little different!" Yin Shi was completely immersed in the identity of the host, "The maternity in the dark horse Shengnan player seems to have given birth! First of all, let's congratulate the dark horse Shengnan player, from You are a father today! Use your job search success as a gift to a child who is new to the world? What an amazing father!"
"No! The father of the child is no longer me!" The dark horse Katsuo shouted loudly.
"No..." Rao Shi Yinshi was also a little shocked, but fortunately Yinshi responded quickly, "It seems that the family situation of the dark horse player is a bit complicated, but it can be seen that although he is not his biological father, he is still very Nervous about your child!"
"What nonsense are you talking about! Mel-chan is a dachshund!" The dark horse Katsuo scolded while pulling his neck.
"Dachshund star?!" Gintoki was completely shocked, "Is this the so-called love that can transcend the astral world? It's really touching."
"It's just an ordinary dachshund! Now is not the time to talk about this!" With that, the dark horse Katsuo ran out without looking back, and the rest of the contestants followed.
"Abstained! All abstained! Although it is a pity, no one passed the selection of Cowherd this time!" Yin Shi loudly announced the result of the competition.
"What the **** are we doing here..." Shin Baha once again spit out expressionlessly.
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"Thank you so much, what about Jiang Chengsang?"
After the farce was over, Kuroshio walked over to Gintoki and sincerely thanked him and asked.
At this time, Yin Shi realized that Jiang Cheng was gone, "Don't worry, he may have gone back to playing games, after all, that man is already obsessed with games..."
"That's it," Kuang Shi Lang smiled and looked at the game he had just bought from the employee, "He hasn't got this yet..."
"Silver Sauce! Silver Sauce!" Kagura suddenly ran over with a look of anxiety, "Trouble Aru! Auntie she, Auntie she can't find anywhere!"
"Hey? Where's the toilet?" Shin Baha answered.
Kagura shook his head, "Could it be that he was kidnapped by those people?"
"Mom!" Kuang Shi Lang shouted and rushed out.
The Master House trio: "Mom??!!"
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The dark horse Katsuo and his subordinates didn't have time to change their clothes, they were lying on the floor in a circle, looking at Mel-chan and its four children in the kennel made of cardboard boxes in front of them.
"Big brother! Did you just see that puppy?!" a younger brother said excitedly, "It looks like a puppet!"
"It's too loud!" The dark horse Shengnan smashed the younger brother with a fist and scolded, "Mel-chan is the most sensitive period now!"
"Oh oh oh..." The younger brothers exclaimed again, "What's going on here?! Why did another one come out?!!"
"Oh~IndoMTL.com~ calm down!" Looking at the puppy just born in his younger brother's hand, the dark horse Katsuo said quickly.
"But... it seems to have died..." The younger brother said weakly, and then handed the puppy in his hand to the dark horse Shengnan, "Here, big brother, I don't know what to do! "
"I don't know either!" The dark horse Katsuo was a little flustered, but the boys around him all ran away.
But at this moment, Okasan came over and took the puppy from the dark horse Katsunan, and slapped the dark horse Katsunan.
"What are you guys nervous about?! If you don't cheer up, who will save this puppy!" Okasang scolded, "It's not good for a man to have no courage at this time!!"
"Okassan!!" All the younger brothers shouted in surprise.
"I'm sorry..." The dark horse Katsuo said quickly, touching his slapped face, but then suddenly reacted and looked at his younger brothers and cursed, "When did she become your Okasan? !!”
"Please save Mel-chan's child!!" A group of gangsters knelt down and shouted.
"Listen to me, you bastards!" The dark horse Katsunan cursed with white eyes.
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