Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 13: :Anyway, fill your stomach first!

"I think you only have strawberry milk left in your head, your soul is weak!" Jiang Cheng said, picking up his umbrella and facing Yinshi, ready to give this idiot a head.

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"So that's the case. It seems that Miss Yueyong saw Jiang Chengsang's identity yesterday." Xin Ba Ha said, holding her glasses.

At this time, everyone sat around and re-organized the ins and outs of the matter.

"But I'm really surprised. I didn't expect that both Yinsang and Jiang Chengsang had participated in the war against foreigners. I originally thought that Yinsang was just a useless uncle." Xin Bazhu said with emotion.

On the side, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were still pinching each other.

"It's all your fault! Let me get involved in such a troublesome incident!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth while tugging at Yin Shi's collar.

"It's just rubbing you a meal! It's all my fault! Who makes you lose control of your legs! Wouldn't there be such a thing if you didn't go into that store?!" Yin Shi also grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and said.

"You silver-haired booger maniac!"

"You cosmic idiot!"

"Well, stop arguing, the two of you. If you two are capable, why not help them?" Xin Ba Hao persuaded.

It's just that Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi turned their heads and saw a corner of some colored paper exposed in Xin Ba Ha's arms.

"Hey, Shinbaha, what are you hiding in your arms?" Gintoki asked.

"Wh...nothing!" Shin Baha said, and hurriedly re-inserted the exposed corner of the page.

"Young man," Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi sat on both sides of Xin Baji at the same time, patted Xin Baji's shoulder at the same time, and shook their heads at the same time.

"What kind of eyes do you two look at! This is just a discount coupon for Atong Jiang's new CD!" Xin Bazhu frantically explained.

"An explanation is a cover-up," Gintoki said.

"The cover-up is the truth, boy." Jiang Cheng answered in a timely manner.

"Men are such creatures, congratulations, Xin Baha, you have graduated from a boy." Gintoki continued.

"I didn't graduate! What are you talking about! I'm still a boy from start to finish!"

"I understand, I understand, Yin Shi's reaction was exactly the same as yours."

"Well, Jiang Cheng's reaction was actually more intense than yours. He locked himself in the room and cried for several days."

"What did you say!"×2

Suddenly Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi started pinching each other again.

"The two of you seem to have been really good." Before Xin Ba Ha's words were finished, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi simultaneously knocked them on the head.

"Who has a good relationship with this idiot/idiot!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

"You two stop arguing, let's discuss the plan first." After speaking, Yueyong took out a map and placed it on the table, "This is Yoshihara's map..."

However, before Yue Yong's words were finished, Jiang Cheng poured a bucket of cold water, "Don't get me wrong, I never said I would help from the beginning to the end. I just want others to save, such a guy. I hate it the most."

"Although I don't get along with this idiot, my attitude is the same on this point." Gintoki also refused.

"You two, can you be a little more sympathetic!" Xin Baha spit out.

"I'm sorry, let's not say whether we can solve the wild king. Even if we solve it, what should we do with this dungeon? Can those geisha really return to the ground? Brain! Glasses classmate." Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Ba Hao and said helplessly, then turned to Yue Yong and continued,

"You said it before, those geisha know some secrets to some extent. If they go to the ground and are used by some people with intentions, have you considered what this country will become? In fact, even if we solve that Ye Wang, even if there is a short period of freedom here, but after a long time, this place will return to what it is now, and sooner or later, a new leader will be sent by some organization from that spring rain, and the shogunate will participate again.”

"That's right, although we used to do some stupid things to fight against the shogunate and this country, but now at least we don't want to see this country fall into chaos again." Gintoki took over.

"After Yoshihara, there is still me, and [Baihua]! That won't happen!" Yueyong defended.

"Can you fight against the entire Chunyu or the entire shogunate?" Jiang Cheng asked with interest.

"..." Yue Yong was stunned, not knowing how to answer.

"Some things need more thought, not just a passion. Otherwise, you will eventually find that all your starting points are just your own selfish desires, which are not only ugly, but will definitely fail." Jiang Cheng said There was a self-deprecating look on his face.

"How could this be..." Shin Baha said in disbelief.

"Where's that Feng Xian or something? Take me to see him, and you have to say hello after dinner." Jiang Chengcheng stood up and walked towards the door. He turned his head and pointed at Yinshi and Xinba with his umbrella, "By the way, I don't care about their meal money."

"Sincere three million yen, sell your body or sell your kidneys?" Yue Yong really looked at Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha and said.

"3 million yen for a meal!!! You guys are a black shop!!!" Ginto roared.

"And yesterday's service fee for the two of you, the overnight fee, and the consumption of this guy with glasses at the club, this is still a fraction." Yueyong took a cigarette stick and took out a stack of consumption details surface.

"Xinbaha, what kind of club did you spend so much money in!" Ginshi roared, pulling on Xinbaha's clothes.

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"Is that the Night King? I'm really curious what kind of anti-tank gun is installed on him to be called the Night King." Yin Shi looked at the Night King Fengxian who was sitting in the room and couldn't help but whispered. .

"Don't talk nonsense, you two, I will explain it to Lord Feng Xian. After that, the two of you will admit your mistake seriously. Lord Feng Xian shouldn't mind these little things." Yueyong reminded in a low voice.

Only Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and Yueyong came here, and Xinbaha had already been sent out by Yueyong. The three finally came to the front of the Night King.

"Shenwei, it's been a long time, I didn't expect that the first thing I did when I came here wasn't to catch up with this old man." Seeing the person coming, Feng Xian said with a chuckle.

"Well, I'm not that kind of divine power. I..." Jiang Cheng was about to defend when he heard the sound.

But Feng Xian, as if she hadn't heard it, still said to herself: "But it's really rare, the seventh division of the most feared strongest army, known as the Thunder Spear of Spring Rain, is young. The adults who climbed to the position of the head of the regiment so easily, what are you doing here?"

"Say it! I'm not that kind of divine power! Can you let others finish the sentence! You stinky old man!" Jiang Cheng complained loudly.

"But I really can't imagine that it has grown to such a level in such a short period of time. The height has changed, the face has changed, the expression on the face has changed, and even the voice actor has become Hiroshi Kamiya, If it weren't for your blue pupils, even I wouldn't be able to recognize you, it's like a different person."

(Voiceover: Hey, can the author have a face? Is the paranoia overdone?! Do you know how much it costs for the voice of Hiroshi Kamiya? Is your salary enough for Hiroshi Kamiya for a voiceover? Call the police!)

"That, really is another person." Gintoki raised his hand and said.

"Is this a new member? Now Chun Yu is really degenerate, can such a lazy man enter casually?" Feng Xian still said to himself.

"Can you please stop talking to yourself! It's not a god! I've never heard of the name you said! Did you not memorize your lines beforehand! This is not the Gintama crew, you damned idiot! Old man!" Jiang Cheng shouted loudly when he came to Feng Xian. The two waitresses who were accompanying Feng Xian were also taken aback.

"I see, do you want to say goodbye to the old self? Shenwei. What an amazing man." After speaking, Feng Xian opened the fan in her hand and fanned it gently.

Jiang Cheng was completely defeated, and then walked to his original position and sat down. Seeing this, Yin Shi also sat down. Jiang Cheng constantly gestured to Yueyong next to him with his eyes.

Jiang Cheng: What should I do? This old man doesn't listen to anyone's explanation at all! He thought this was the Gintama crew! No lines at all!

Yueyong: I don't know what to do! Can you stop beckoning me with your eyes! It's the author's fault! Surely no lines were arranged!

"If you are old~IndoMTL.com~ your body and mind are drained, wine can nourish the body, and women can nourish the soul. You don't understand when you are young, right?" laughed.

Jiang Cheng: What are you doing? This old man is completely based on the lines of the Gintama crew! Totally caught up in my own rhythm! How should I answer? !

Yueyong: I said, don't use your eyes to signal to me!

But at this time, Yin Shi suddenly said: "Our leader understands."

In an instant, Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi in disbelief: Hey! forgive me! What kind of trouble do you follow him!

Gintoki: In a word, let's fool around like this for now!

"Oh, long time no see, have you finally understood the taste other than rice?" Speaking of which, Feng Xian laughed twice, "Would you like a drink or a woman, let's talk."

"I don't have anything..." Jiang Cheng was interrupted by Yin Shi before he could finish speaking,

"Our team leader needs both, Chinese high-grade liquor for wine, Chinese food for appetizers, and eighty or ninety if you're a woman. If you're not pretty, you can't do it. In addition, give me some superlatives. of Japanese sake.”

Jiang Cheng frantically winked at Yin Shi: Are you crazy? ! Obviously the steps are there! Just go down here! Are you an idiot? ! Do you find yourself uncomfortable with this? !

Yin Shi also replied with his eyes: his mouth was quicker, and he said it subconsciously, can you blame me? ! Besides, I haven't eaten breakfast and lunch today! All in all, fill your stomach first!