Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 131: :Be careful about changing your image!

"Shut up! You two!" Shi Shi roared with white eyes, "It's so rude! After all, what the **** are you doing here, you bastard?!"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "Didn't you invite me to the show?"

"Fuck! When did I invite you?!" Fourteen cursed.

"It's really not frank," Jiang Cheng whispered next to Zong Wu's ear, "That's why I can't make friends, that person."

"That's right, Boss," Zongwu replied in a low voice, and at the same time glanced at Shishi, "Because I'm always so unfrank, I can't make friends, and I can't help it. Ah, raising such an unfunny son. It's the same at school, and it's the same when I bring my friends over to play at home, and there's nothing I can do about it..."

"I heard everything!" Shi Shi scolded while pulling his neck, then looked at Zong Wu, "Why do I say the same thing as your son who doesn't like to communicate with others?!"

"Don't worry! Ocasan! Fourteen he has his own ideas!" Jiang Cheng patted Zongwu's shoulder and encouraged, "This is the way children of this age are, and I came from that age. Got it!"

"That's right, Oduosang, I hope he grows into an excellent adult!" Zongwu replied.

"You two! Have you ever listened to anyone!!"

"Stop talking about that, Fourteen," Jiang Cheng said while taking out a cake drenched in mayonnaise from his arms, and continued with a very caring tone: "Today is your graduation ceremony, which is a Odosan bought it after traveling a lot, congratulations, Fourteen."

Fourteen took the mayonnaise cake subconsciously and said, "Thank you."

But the next moment, Jiang Cheng and Zongwu secretly laughed.

"Why did you hear the sound of [DiDiDi]? Is there an alarm clock?" Shishi asked, holding the cake.

The next moment...Boom! ! !

"Hahahahaha!!" Jiang Cheng and Zongwu covered their stomachs and couldn't stop laughing.

"Idiot! This person is definitely an idiot, right?!" Jiang Cheng pointed at Shishi, who had been bombed with black face and turned into an explosive head, and said with a smile, "What graduation ceremony, he actually believed it all, haha Hahahaha..."

"My stomach hurts from laughing, I can't do it anymore, boss, no, Oduosang." Zongwu held his stomach and smiled.

"You..." Fourteen couldn't bear it anymore, gritted his teeth and said word by word, "Give me all to die!!!"

Having said that, Shi Shi directly took out a bazooka and pressed the switch at the two of them.

Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu reacted very quickly, and the two instantly ducked to avoid the shell.

But the crowd watching in the back wasn't so lucky, and they all turned into... bangers.

"What are you doing?!" Kondo scolded and walked over, "I just said that I want to improve the image of the Shinsengumi in the eyes of the public, but you are still making a fool of yourself here! If you continue like this, don't talk about improving the image at all. It's gone!!"

"It's just the two of them picking things up!" Shi Shi pointed at Zong Wu and Jiang Cheng who were whispering to the side, "It's all the fault of the two of them! Can I kill the two of them? ?! Can you?!"

"Ah, isn't this Jiang Cheng-sang?" Kondo finally noticed Jiang Cheng who was beside him, and then sighed, "I haven't seen each other for a long time since the last time I met at Smile Bar, the second half of that day. I seem to be drunk..."

"Yes, I've always wanted to invite you to Yoshihara for a drink." Jiang Cheng replied with a squinted smile.

"Really?! Thank you in advance, but I really don't have much time right now," Kondo declined. "The most important thing now is to improve the image of the Shinsengumi in the eyes of the public. This is the most important thing. The most important thing. But then again, why are you here?"

"Ah, Sogo-kun invited me to watch the free performance." Jiang Cheng sighed, "I heard that it was to celebrate Sogo-kun, so I invited Edo with the few funds to buy mayonnaise. The number one idol."

"Not at all! Do you think you are participating in a celebration party?!" Shi Shi shouted, then looked at Kondo, "What's going on? What's going on with the mayonnaise pre-order funds? Hey! Does that mean the woman was invited by the bureau's pre-order funds for mayonnaise?!"

"Don't be angry, Fourteen," Kondo comforted, "This is something that can't be helped. All the funds in the bureau will be compensated for the owners of the houses that were blown up by Sogou. The rest is only yours. Mayonnaise pre-order funds."

"What a joke! What he did, let him be responsible!!" Shishi pointed at Sogou who was whistling beside him and shouted.

"Don't say that, Fourteen!" Kondo said with a rare seriousness, holding his hands in his arms, "Sogo is also for work, and he didn't expect that kind of result! Don't complain about Fourteen! I'll use mine next time. Special funds for shaving **** hair will be compensated for you!"

"Who wants that kind of disgusting compensation!" Shi Shi frantically complained, "By the way, do we still have that kind of special funds in our bureau?! Why did I never know?!"

"Well, calm down, Fourteen." Jiang Cheng patted Fourteen on the shoulder and comforted.

"Who do you call Fourteen! I don't want to be called that by you!" Fourteen cursed.

"If you think about it carefully, improving the image of the Shinsengumi in the eyes of the public will generally do more good than harm to the Shinsengumi?" Jiang Cheng analyzed with his hands in his arms, "Think about it, if the Shinsengumi is in the public eye, right?" If the image in the eyes rises to the point of being close to the people..."

"When Xiao Ming saw you on the road, he rushed over to you with a smile and offered the mayonnaise he bought with pocket money for two months. How do you feel?! ps: Xiao Ming is an orphan whose parents died when he was a child. When he was five years old, his grandmother who was responsible for taking care of him also passed away due to illness. Since then, he has been picking up **** for a living."

"My heart is too heavy! I can't swallow this kind of mayonnaise, bastard!" Fourteen cursed.

"That's right, before you eat mayonnaise, ask Shenlong to resurrect Xiao Ming's parents and grandma!" Jiang Cheng thought for a moment and then said.

"It's too troublesome!" Shi Shibai spit out, "Don't you just want to talk about the benefits of improving your image?! Don't be so troublesome! I understand!"

"Anyway, it's good to say this. At least you can get the understanding and assistance of the citizens when arresting the criminal." After speaking, Shi Shi looked at Kondo, who was tearful because of Xiao Ming's topic. " Hey, what are you crying about?"

"Xiao Ming...Xiao Ming is really pitiful!!" Kondo wiped his tears, "Yo Xi! Today's task is to collect dragons..."

Shi Shiyi kicked the vine with his feet and roared with white eyes, "It's not like this at all!"

"Ah, isn't this Jiang Chengsang?" Atong Jiang, who was signing autographs for the members of the Zhenxuan group, ran over excitedly after seeing Jiang Cheng, "Jiang Chengsang is also here to help improve the Zhenxuan group. image?"

"No, not at all." Jiang answered decisively.

"Atsu-chan and Jiang Cheng-sang are acquaintances?" Kondo wondered.

"No, I just met twice." Jiang Cheng replied.

"I thought that Jiang Cheng-sang, who is popular with women, would definitely be able to make good suggestions to help the Shinsengumi."

"Miss Simentong, this is today's itinerary," Zongwu finally remembered something, came over and handed an itinerary to Atongjiang.

"Well, good."

"You don't have to do anything, just stand aside and keep smiling. Take it easy." Shi Shi then instructed.

"I said," Atong Jiang raised her head and said with a serious face, "Since I have to do it, I won't do half-baked things! No matter what work I do, I have to give my best! That's what my dad told me!"

"Uh, but..."

Fourteen was about to say something when Atong Sauce interrupted him again.

"There is only one day in time. I also want to perform my duties as director well, and I have also considered many ideas to change the image of the Shinsengumi."

"Yeah, no need, as long as you're here." Fourteen replied casually.

"Hey, all of you! Come here!" Atong Jiang said to the members of the True Selection Group, "I have also investigated a lot, and found that your negative comments are all caused by violence, and they are used for everything. Violence is the worst solution!"

Saying that, Atong Jiang took two steps forward, "Today we must stop violence! Take off everything from your waist!"

"Hey, does this little girl take herself as a real director?" Shi Shi stood behind Atong Jiang and said disdainfully, "They can't be commanded by anyone who brings them casually. And if they put down their weapons, How else to manage the law and order? The sword is the soul of a samurai..."

Before finishing speaking, Fourteen saw that a member of the Shinsengumi group, including Kondo, removed all the knives from his body.

"I'm so sorry! Chief!" Kondo saluted and shouted ~IndoMTL.com~ Similarly, all the members of the Shinsengumi lined up.

"I'd better resign as soon as possible..." Fourteen was speechless.

"Fourteen, Sogo! What are you doing?! Hurry up and disarm me too!" Kondo shouted at Fourteen and Sogo.

"Kondo-san, your head really needs to be re-armed..." There was a big # on Fourteen's head.

"We have to do our best to improve our image today!" Kondo snapped, "Do you think I invited Atong-chan without thinking about anything?!"

Saying that, Kondo's hand snuck around Atong-chan's shoulder.

[No, you're just thinking about something trivial...] ​​The three (Jiang Cheng, Zongwu, 14) thought at the same time.

"Atong-chan... No, it's the director. Although he once fell to the bottom of his career because of the scandal, he sang wherever he went with the spirit of NVERGIVEUP, and was finally discovered by music producers. Completely shattered the image of the past! He has become the number one idol singer in Edo today! He is an idol reborn from the ashes!"

Kondo said solemnly.

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