Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 132: :The core of comedy is tragedy!

"I know, you guys are called [24 Hours of Rogue Police]," Atongjiang said with a serious expression, "I decided that after I became the chief, I decided to put the literary tactics taught by Tongbusang into practice. Use it completely on your influence shift! First get rid of that dangerous negative image of you!"

"For this reason, I think the rules should be changed from the beginning!" Said, Atong Jiang took out a scroll and unfolded it, "[Falun Gong in the Game]: Do not violate the spirit of Bushido, and those who violate it will cut their own belly! Although it is very cool, But it's still terrifying."

"That's why!" Atong-chan's voice increased a bit, and she took out a new scroll and unfolded it again, "Let's implement this today! [Add some cute words at the end of the sentence (Ah) Tongyu), the offender will cut his abdomen]!”

(A little explanation of Atong language, Atong language is to add a word to the sound at the end of each sentence, similar to Solitaire, use Chinese as an example: today's leader is like a [beep-] 【Complimented】. If you say that, you should be able to understand. It is to randomly form words along the last sound of the sentence.)

"It's not cute at all, okay! And the most terrifying word [cut belly] is still on it!" Shi Shi complained.

"This is to show the samurai style and it cannot be deleted." Atong-chan explained.

"No, this is not the most basic change," Jiang Cheng shook his head and said earnestly, "The most basic should be the change in appearance. Only in this way can the citizens feel the change in the Zhenxuan group most intuitively."

"That makes sense..." Atong Jiang nodded.

"I see!" Sogou clapped his hand, then drew out his sword and slashed at Fourteen.

"What are you doing?! You bastard!" Fourteen, who escaped the disaster, roared angrily.

"It's just to change the image," Sogo explained. "It may be better to change the uniform to a sleeveless jagged one [I want to invite you to hell, earthwork]."

"There's no need for that kind of image change!" Fourteen shouted, "And your words will only make people feel more hateful!"

"How about just cutting off the V-shaped bangs?" Jiang Cheng suggested, "In this case, I feel that the image of the entire Zhenxuan group will be greatly improved."

"It makes sense, the boss [please ask Hijikata to die when it comes to Dingding]." Saying that, Sogou swung a knife again, but was avoided by Shishi again.

"Indeed, I've considered this kind of thing, but I really can't find a way to change the overall image all at once," said Atong-chan, waving her hand aside, "Come here. I really choose. Group mascot, small town."

Then, I saw a horse... no, it should be a centaurus, the upper body of a human with a bow and arrow, and the lower body of a horse. There was a dead body on the horse's back.

"It's really not cute at all!" Seeing this strange creature appearing in front of everyone, Shi Shi's whole body felt bad, "What does this have to do with the Shinsengumi! Why is there a corpse lying on the back? Ah! Which one, which one is the small town!"

"Of course it's the horse," explained Atong-chan.

"Indeed, it is also a good way to use mascots to enhance the image." Jiang Cheng nodded with his arms folded to show his understanding.

"What a shit! It's not cute at all!" Fourteen shouted, "And what's going on with that look! I've never seen a mascot with such a sad look! How cute is this? It reveals a faint tragic atmosphere!"

"No! You are wrong!" Jiang Cheng corrected, "The core of comedy is usually tragedy!"

"What you said has nothing to do with the mascot at all!!"

"Yeah, I got killed..." Ginshi with a wig covered his head and muttered.

"What did he mean when he said [killed] just now?! Could it be the corpse on his back?!"

Kondo squatted behind Xiaocheng's butt, interrupted Shishi's rant and comforted: "Well, Shishi, in today's era, it is no longer possible to rely on straightforward cuteness! If you look closely, you may think Xiaocheng is very cute. Disgusting, but..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was kicked in the chin by Xiaocheng.

"What are you doing! You bastard!" Kondo said angrily, and rushed towards the small town...

Looking at the mascot and the orangutan fighting, Jiang Cheng was also a little speechless.

"Speaking of mascots, I know a furry animal." Jiang Cheng thought about it and said.

"Hey?! Really?!" Shi Shi was surprised, "Is it really an ordinary animal?!"

"Ah, it's just an ordinary dog." Jiang Cheng replied.

"That's enough! There's no need for this at all!"

"Souga, then you wait for me for a while." After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and left.

…

Ten minutes later.

"I'm back," Jiang Xiangxiang greeted the Shinsengumi who were waiting on the spot.

"Where's the dog?" Fourteen asked.

"Ah, here it is." After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, everyone discovered that there was a madao lying on the ground with a collar behind Jiang Cheng, "I'm really sorry, that friend doesn't seem to be at home, but I met this guy on the road. bit, he said he has experience working in the civil service, so..."

"That's just a useless uncle! How can you improve your image with that!" Shi Shi cursed.

"No, maybe it was, but since he put on the collar, he has become the mascot of the Shinsengumi!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "So, please give him a chance! A plate of dog food is enough, absolutely good to feed!"

"Achu... woo woo..." Hasegawa ran to the phone booth and called his runaway wife, "I've finally become a civil servant again! The work has been resolved! What the **** are you doing? When will you be back..."

"I haven't decided yet, bastard!" Shi Shi shouted and rushed over and kicked Hasegawa over, "Are you in such a hurry to announce the good news to the family?! You can't be a mascot like this! Little child You'll be scared away!"

"I think it's a good match for the small town on the side," Atong Jiang pouted, "You can make a debut if you form a combination."

"I can't see it at all!!" Shi Shi frantically complained.

"I think it's pretty good," Sogo put a plate of dog food in front of Hasegawa, "Hurry up, you'll be the madao number 13 of the Zhenxuan group from today! Your task is to eat up all the food in the bureau. All mayonnaise!"

"Don't make my own decisions, bastard!" Fourteen cursed.

"In general, which of the two would you choose?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"If you can, I'll have that..." said after a cigarette at fourteen.

[Don't want to] Before the two words were spoken, Jiang Cheng took the lead and said, "Did you hear it?! You two have been accepted! You are indeed the vice-president of the Zhenxuan Group!"

"Can you listen to people finish what they have to say!" Shi Shi angrily said.

"Yo Xi, you two will be colleagues from now on, you should get along well." Jiang Cheng said to Xiaocheng and Madao, "Don't hurt your peace over mayonnaise."

"Hey, Kagura-chan, that person is here to take your job..." Yinshi turned his head and whispered to Kagura, who was sleeping soundly on the horse.

"Huh?!" Kagura stood up instantly, kicked madao over with one foot, and then scolded while kicking, "Whoever took my job can't forgive Aru!!"

"Aru?" Fourteen finally found out that Xiaocheng was disguised by the three of them. "So it's you!!!"

So...

"At 14:17, you will be arrested for the crime of obstructing official business." Kondo said in a deep voice, standing in front of the Master's House, and then ordered the three to be handcuffed and put aside for publicity. on the bus.

"Huh? Is it true or false?" The trio of Master House sat on the bus and looked at the handcuffs on their hands and still couldn't react.

"Isn't that true? We didn't do anything to say that it was obstructing the execution of official duties."

At this time, Gintoki was only wearing a pair of shorts.

"Long-winded! Didn't you destroy our parade?!" Shi Shi stood outside the car and scolded.

"Listen to me, Atong-chan asked us for this." Gintoki went to the window and explained.

"Otherwise, we wouldn't take the initiative to help you, Aru!" Kagura continued.

"Your help will only hinder us!" Fourteen retorted.

"Because Atong-chan is going to be the director for a day today, so I secretly asked us to help!" Shin Baha explained.

"She's a good child, so she hired us at her own expense today." Yin Shi said with emotion.

"Her mind has been trampled on by you!" Kagura shouted.

The next moment, Kondo opened the car door, pulled Kagura down, untied the handcuffs, and sent it to Jiang Cheng, "I see, parents must educate their children well when they go back, thinking about the first offense..."

"You're almost the same!" Shi Shi cursed, kicking Kondo over with one foot, "I saw all the movements of the two of you just now!"

"I don't know what you're talking about..." Kondo stood up and retorted.

"The coupon in your arms is exposed!" Shi Shi cursed.

"What coupons, these are just some promotional papers," Kondo retorted without hesitation, and stuffed the coupons that Jiang Cheng secretly gave him to his clothes.

"Who believes!!"

"Jiang Cheng-sang! Save me too! Jiang Cheng-sang!" Xin Ba Hao hurriedly shouted.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng thought for a while, then walked up to Fourteen, and secretly stuffed a few coupons into Fourteen's hands.

"Do you think I'm the same as Kondo-san?" Fourteen hummed~IndoMTL.com~ But the next moment, when Fourteen saw what was in his hand...

"Yo Xi, you can go down too," said Shi Shi, and opened the car door, put Xin Ba Ha down down, and brought it to Jiang Cheng, "Adults should educate children well, don't let children stay here. This age makes mistakes."

"You're doing the same thing!" Yin Shi scolded, "Don't they all take bribes in broad daylight?!"

"I don't know what you are talking about, this is just a promotional leaflet for today's work." Shi Shi said disdainfully, "I am very tolerant towards children."

"Stop deceiving people! I can see the [Free 3-Day Mayonnaise Soup Coupon] on the page!" Yin Shi roared, then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Hey, save me too. Aren't we friends?!"

Jiang Cheng pretended not to hear.

"Hey! Don't pretend you can't hear me!" Yin Shi cursed.

"By the way, this is the only mascot left now, and I have no choice." Kondo said, looking at Sogo who was feeding Madao 13.

"There's no way around this," Jiang Cheng replied, but then he felt a bit of disobedience. "By the way, where did Atongjiang go?"

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