Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 134: :Never underestimate a person’s degree of black belly…

At this time, Yin Shi was wearing shorts, and the handcuffs on his hands had not been opened, and he looked like a prisoner.

"These scumbags!" Yin Shi spat disdainfully at the camera in front of him.

"Who are you?! What does it have to do with the Shinsengumi?" a reporter asked.

"There's nothing to say other than improper arrest," Yin Shi's face was full of resentment, "Those scumbags are openly accepting bribes..."

Before Yin Shi finished speaking, Jiang Cheng walked down, kicked Yin Shi and cursed, "Don't make trouble for others! Friends from the media, please move to the studio with me, I'll report back one by one!"

"The same is true for you!" Shi Shi stepped out and kicked Jiang Cheng, "If it wasn't for you, there would be nothing to do!"

"Stop it, Hijikata-san!" Xin Bazhu, who came down last, quickly grabbed Shishi, "There are a lot of media here!"

"Cut!" Fourteen spat and looked up at the media surrounding him. [There are so many media now, so I can't just hide it...] Fourteen thought through gritted teeth.

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"Everyone!" A Tongjiang, who was **** on the tower, shouted at the members of the Shinsengumi group under the tower.

"Come on, Shinsengumi," the leader of the [Tengu Party] hummed, "Have you finished the disbanding procedure?"

"Hey? What did he just say?" Kondo stood under the tower and asked in doubt, and then shouted loudly at the tower, "Private Marseille! Please say it again in a louder voice!"

"Hey, here we go, the Shinsengumi, the procedures for disbanding..." the leading wave warrior continued, "Don't make me say it a second time! I always feel ashamed!"

[I can't hear clearly, please use what you wrote. 】 Kondo held up a cardboard.

[Are you already discussing the release of the hostages? If the requirements are not met, the hostages will die! ] This is written on the cardboard held up by the rogues.

[The characters are too small to read clearly! 】Sogo holds up the cardboard.

"Listen, try to delay time with them as much as possible, and the Second Division and Third Division will take the opportunity to go around to the back." The member of the True Selection Group with Fourteen Faces ordered.

"Are you **** playing with us!" The loner at the head finally reacted.

"Pretend to be inaudible, to be inaudible." Kondo said calmly, holding his hands.

At the same time, Sougo changed a cardboard.

[About the release of the hostages is being discussed with the above, but it will take some time, please wait. ]

"Don't be deceived, Mr. Zongwu." Jiang Cheng, who was beside Zongwu, sighed softly, and then held up a cardboard: [Please prove that the Atong sauce beside you is real The Atong sauce, proving that the hostage behind you is the real one. ]

[What a joke! Does this kind of thing need proof? ! ] The other party lights up a new cardboard.

"Don't provoke them any more!" Shi Shi shouted at Jiang Cheng, "Isn't that kind of thing obvious at first sight?!"

"No no," Jiang Cheng shook his head and said solemnly, "All the characters in this work are actually similar, just like if Yinshi wears a wig, it will be exactly the same as you."

"Mmmm." Kagura nodded, holding his hands in his arms. "That's right, Aru! Maybe those hostages are also Aru pretending to be their own! The real Atong sauce is still on the toilet!"

"Who looks like him!" Yin Shi and Shi Shi shouted at the same time.

[If we can't prove the identity of the hostage, it will be difficult for us to do so, so please prove the identity of the hostage first. For example, DNA comparison or something...] Zongwu lights up the new cardboard.

"Brother, they still don't believe that these hostages are real hostages." The younger brother on the side pointed at the leader of the Langs with a telescope.

"Stop joking! There is no need for proof at all! Tell them they will tear up the ticket if they go on like this!"

However, the speed of total enlightenment is indeed faster.

【If you can't prove it, it means that those hostages are fake ones, and I'm about to shoot! ]

Sogou's lit cardboard says so.

Immediately afterwards, Sogo took out the bazooka.

"Who the **** is the terrorist! What's the point of showing the bazooka as soon as there is a disagreement!"

[Please give us a moment, we will prove to you that these hostages are real hostages! Please calm down, everyone in the Shinsengumi group, and don't shoot! ]

[Hurry up! Three minutes for you, or the guns will fire! 】Songwu lights up a new topic board.

"How do you feel... the two sides have switched..." Shi Shi murmured.

"Sure enough, shaking s is shaking s..." Xin Baji groaned while holding up his glasses with an expressionless face.

[There are still thirty seconds, please show the DNA quality inspection report of the hostage within thirty seconds, otherwise, the cannon will be fired! ] This is written on the cardboard held by Jiang Cheng.

"Are you going to have a kick too?!" Shi Shi scolded, then looked at the members of the True Selection group behind him, "Take advantage of the time the other party is being bluffed, quickly give me a thought Way!"

"Brother, there are only 30 seconds left! How should you prove it!" The surfers on the tower panicked.

"Don't panic! I don't believe they really dare to fire!" the leader of the rogues said confidently, but just finished speaking...

Jiang Cheng took the cannon in Zongwu's hand and pressed the switch at the top of the tower.

Boom! ! !

"They really fired!!!" All the rogues were completely panicked.

[There are ten seconds left, this time is a reminder. Next time, I'll shoot directly at you! Quickly prove the identity of the hostages! ]

Songwu lights up the cardboard at the right time.

"You guys really fired it!!" Fourteen cursed, "What if the hostages are hurt?!"

"There's no way, after all, men will do what they say," Jiang Cheng said indifferently, and then picked up the bazooka again, "Ten seconds is up, bye bye!"

"Bye bye!" Fourteen kicked Jiang Cheng over.

[Private Marseille, we can't show proof for the time being, please wait for us a little longer. Don't shoot! 】Longshi on the tower lights up new cardboard.

[No need, please prove it slowly after you go to hell! ] After lighting up the cardboard, Zongwu picked up a bazooka that was several times larger than the previous one and aimed directly at the rogues.

[I see! I know! We request a hostage exchange! ! But you have to send up new hostages first! 】A new theme board lights up on the tower.

[Stop kidding! The last ten seconds to fire! 】Jiang Chengliang came up with a question board.

"Brother, what should I do?! They're really going to fire!!" All the rogues on the tower panicked.

"How do I know!" The leader of the rogue scolded, "I knew the violence of the Zhenxuan group for a long time, but I didn't expect it to be so violent!"

[How about we exchange the deputy head of the true selection team for the fake hostages in your hands? Give you three seconds to think, or you'll be fired! ]

Jiang Cheng lights up a new theme board.

[Yes, but you have to send the deputy head of the true selection team up first! ]

[No, you put down those fake hostages first. Otherwise, it will fire! ! ]

Jiang Cheng, who showed the question board, blinked at Zong Wu, who knew that he directly pressed the switch of the bazooka.

Boom! ! !

The rocket hit the top of the surfers.

[The next shot will be aimed well, don't worry, it won't hurt. ]

Songwu lights up a new topic board.

"Brother, those people don't listen to the advice at all! It's too decisive to fire the cannon! What should I do! If this goes on, let alone rescue those comrades? Even we have to..."

"I said don't ask me! Are those policemen all devils?!"

[Yes, but you can't lie, you can't say it's the deputy chief of the Zhenxuan team, but the orangutan was brought up! ]

【It's so annoying! Hurry up, or we'll fire! ]

After this, the surfers took the hostages, including Atong-chan, down the tower tremblingly, and opened the door and handed it over to the Shinsengumi.

"It's really the two of you. I can give you credit for this incident. Those rogues are really just like idiots," Shi Shi finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, but the next moment, Shi Shi I was stunned, "What do you mean? What are you tying me up for? Haven't all the hostages been rescued?!!!"

"What are you talking about, Deputy Chief," Zongwu replied, "A man can't talk without counting, isn't it, boss."

"Hmm, that's quite right, Sogou-kun." Jiang Cheng nodded and said, stuffing a towel into Shi Shi's mouth.

[You two bastards! ! ! 】 Fourteen wanted to shout out, but his mouth was tightly blocked.

Immediately afterwards, Zongwu and Jiang Cheng handed the tightly bound Fourteen to the hands of the rogues. In this way, the Fourteen was brought to the tower by the rogues.

[Can it be done now? Can it be renegotiated? 】New cardboard lights up on the tower.

[Of course...] Sougo smirked secretly after lighting up the new topic board.

"Hey, you'd better hurry up and run..." Shi Shi, who was brought to the tower, spit out the towel in his mouth, and murmured while looking at the black-bellied smiles of Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu below. .

"What nonsense are you talking about?" said the leading Langshi disdainfully, "This time there is no need to verify the identity of the hostage! Let's show our conditions! With the hostage of the deputy leader of the true selection team, no matter what Under what conditions they will agree to us!"

But just after he finished speaking, two cannonballs flew towards Fourteen.

Boom! ! ! !

"Yeah, it's really interesting~ Today," Jiang Cheng put down the bazooka in his hand, and faced Sogo with a refreshing smile, "I really thank Sogo-kun for inviting me to such a grand ceremony."

"There and there, I would also like to thank the boss, I came up with such a good idea in just a few minutes."

"Hey, that's what you two planned from the beginning! You two are too dark!" Xin Ba Ha, who was on the side, couldn't help but complained~IndoMTL.com~ If it really hurts What about the hostages? ! What should I do if I really hurt Atong sauce? ! "

"Director! All the rogues who were brought down by Captain Okita have been arrested, and the previous hostages have been checked and safe!" A member of the Shinsengumi came to report at this time.

"Well, hard work!" Kondo replied.

"But the vice-chairman..." The member hesitated before he stepped aside to reveal the blackened and fainted Fourteen lying on a stretcher behind him.

"No problem at all! Still breathing!" Jiang Cheng announced after taking a look.

"Hey, why are you showing regret..." Shin Baha said to Sou Wu, who was beside him.

"Anyway, today's incident has been successfully resolved! Everyone has worked hard!" Kondo announced loudly, "Especially thanks to Sogo and Jiang Cheng-sang for formulating such a plan in such a short period of time."

"No, the two of them are just planning how to let Hijikata-san go to the west..." Xin Baha silently complained.

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The incident ended successfully, but... in the eyes of the citizens and the media, the image of the Shinsengumi, which is bombarded by a disagreement, is even worse...

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