Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 135: :Manga, of course, is more fun to read on paper!
[What is right and what is wrong?
In this chaotic world, it is not easy to make such a definition, to adapt to the rules made by others? If you really want to do this, you will become a puppet that can't decide anything for yourself.
In the end, it's up to you to decide!
Only live by your own rules! ]
Thinking of this, Gintoki put down two thick stacks of jumps in his hand in the alley, and came to the following conclusion: "JUMP should be taken out as combustible garbage and thrown away! Because after reading it, I will I feel like I'm on fire!"
Just after Yin Shi finished speaking, the furious grandma Dengshi jumped up and kicked, and scolded: "It is estimated that you will burn alone!!"
"Didn't I tell you?! Are magazines going to be taken out on Wednesday when recyclables are collected? When will you be able to learn how to sort trash! Throw everything out as combustible trash!"
"I hate non-burnable garbage!" Yin Shi got up and rubbed his waist and retorted, "Why can't you burn it? Isn't it just that you don't want to burn it! They can all burn! In fact, everyone just Just being lazy!!"
"Are you a hot-blooded teacher?!" Granny Denshi cursed, and then pointed to the two thick jumps that Yinshi had just put down on the ground, "Anyway, take these back! It often happens in places where garbage is thrown recently. fire."
"Well, don't be angry, Granny Dengshi," Jiang Cheng came over to help Yin Shi, "It's not a day or two that this guy's head is sick."
"Whose head are you saying is sick!" Yin Shi scolded, "Also, why did you show up in broad daylight!"
"Today, Jiang Chengjun is here to settle the meal payment for Kagura-chan," Granny Denise explained, "It's very different from someone who owes rent."
After speaking, Granny Denise turned around and left the alley with a cigarette in her hand.
"For the sake of my friends, at least I paid the rent I owe!" Yinshi shouted.
"How thick-skinned can you say such a thing!" Jiang Cheng scolded, and then looked at the two stacks of jumps on the ground, "By the way, you haven't graduated from jump yet? Always Seeing that kind of thing will make it look like it is now."
"Do you have the face to talk about me?!" Yin Shi retorted without hesitation, "How much better is your kid than me?!"
"No, no, I've already graduated from jump," Jiang Cheng said with a proud look on his face, then took out his mobile phone, pointed to an app above and introduced, "Graduated from the paper version! "
"There's no difference at all!" Ginto roared, "Also, something like a jump. It's better to look at the paper version!"
"Although it makes sense, don't you think it's too troublesome? It's too troublesome to have to go to a convenience store or something every week," Jiang Cheng replied casually, and then pointed to his cell phone, "But this is different. It is updated in real time, and you can delete it after reading it. You don't need to generate so much garbage, and you don't need to worry about the classification of garbage. The so-called "lightweight" era refers to this!"
"Before that, your head should be [lightweight] first!" Yin Shi couldn't help complaining, and then picked up the two stacks of jumps, "No way, take it back and use it as toilet paper."
"You're really helpless..." Jiang Cheng said silently, but as soon as he finished speaking, he saw the garbage behind Yin Shi was burning, "Hey, Yin Shi, your blood is burning the garbage behind you. It's all on fire!"
"What nonsense are you talking about," Gintoki replied casually, but when Gintoki turned around and saw the burning garbage... "Ah, wait, it's not true! It's true. It's on fire?! Can my blood really set these things on fire?! I really deserve to be the protagonist of jump!"
"Is it the time to say this?!" Jiang Chengzhen was shown by this idiot, "Shouldn't we find a way to put out the fire now?!"
"Do you think that something like blood is put out?!" Gintoki retorted loudly, "I always feel like I'm on fire too! It's decided! I must find the onepiece!"
"Ah, really, you are indeed on fire." Jiang Cheng said, pointing to the burning corner of Yin Shi's body.
"Ah!!!" Ginshi panicked instantly.
But fortunately, Jiang Cheng had quick eyes and quick hands. He raised his leg and kicked Yin Shi, and then kicked him a few times, and the fire on Yin Shi's body was trampled out.
"Don't thank me!" Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat from his face and said with a thumbs up.
"It's not something to be thankful for..." Yin Shi got up and replied with Jiang Cheng's full head kicked, "Obviously, the corner of his clothes was on, why did he kick almost all of it on my head! You are weak!"
"No, I just want to cool down your head." Jiang Cheng explained, then pointed to the increasingly burning garbage dump and said, "What should I do with that? Do you want to take advantage of the fire? Have a BBQ?"
"Your head is severely burned!" Yinshi shouted, "How do you think of BBQ at such a time! Of course, put out the fire quickly!"
"I see!" After speaking, Jiang Cheng directly grabbed Yinshi's legs and lifted Yinshi up, constantly smashing it on the burning garbage, but the fire did not become smaller, even Yinshi It was about to burn.
"Enough!" Yin Shi broke away from Jiang Cheng's hand and kicked Jiang Cheng with one foot, "Before you put out the fire, I will be put out by you! Of course, I need to use water at this time. But, where do we go to water first in a place like this..."
Yin Shi closed his eyes and thought for two seconds, then suddenly opened his eyes and patted his hands, "There!"
Looking at Yin Shi, who had already started to unbutton his pants, Jiang Cheng's head was full of black lines, "Don't you want to be in a place like this..."
"No way! That's the only way!" Yin Shi shouted, "You too come to help! Two people's holy water is better than one's!"
"How can that kind of thing come out as soon as you say it!" Jiang Cheng scolded.
"Believe in yourself! As long as you believe in yourself, you will definitely come out! You can do it! Believe!" Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng with a firm face.
"You..." Looking at Yin Shi's eyes full of trust, Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and stepped forward, "I didn't expect you to believe me so much, then I..."
Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng also started to unbutton his pants, but just when Jiang Cheng unbuttoned his pants to reveal his little Jiang Cheng, a coquettish shout came along with the sound of the fire extinguisher...
"Finally caught your fox tail! Continuous arsonist!"
Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, who were sprayed by the fire extinguisher, turned their heads and looked over: a young girl with a fire extinguisher.
"You won't be allowed to go back alive if you meet Tatsumi from my [Muji]!" Tatsumi suddenly felt something was wrong after he finished speaking, "It turns out that it was a gang who committed the crime! No wonder it's so hard to catch!"
"Well, I said, if you can turn your face away and stare at me motionless..." Before Ginshi finished speaking, Tatsumi slammed down with a fire extinguisher.
As for why he didn't smash Jiang Cheng, because Jiang Cheng put on his pants at the first moment of hearing the voice... some principles... can't be violated!
Of course, with the one just now, the fire on the garbage was completely extinguished.
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Fire Brigade [Major Group].
The bruised silver face was beaten and tied tightly, and he was still explaining to the girl in front of him, "So, didn't I say it? That's just me using mine Holy water just put out the fire!"
"Stop lying! You perverted arsonist!" Chen Si scolded, "Let me see such a dirty picture, it will definitely cause a shadow on my mind! You are a weak soul!"
"Then let's take care of it!" Yinshi replied, "Only when you take care of the shadows in your heart will you become stronger!"
"I don't want to be told that by people who have caused me a psychological shadow!"
"Yinshi, you should admit it, then you will admit that the fire was burned by your own blood. You must admit what you have done." Jiang Cheng stood aside and nodded.
"That's just a joke! How could such a thing happen! It looks like that Baba throwing cigarette butts around!" Yin Shi shouted, "And why isn't this guy tied up! Why? Just tie me up!"
"Because... Jiang Chengsang doesn't look like someone who does that kind of thing! But you are different!" Chen Mi explained.
"Hey! What are you talking about, I look like a criminal face!"
"The so-called phase is born from the heart." Jiang Cheng explained.
"Mmmm." Chen Si nodded.
"Anyway, even if it's not an arsonist, this guy is very hateful. He takes the pay all by himself~IndoMTL.com~ never pays wages to employees, and uses all the pay to play with small steel **** until they lose all, and Rent arrears," Jiang Cheng counted the evil deeds Kagura told him about Yinshi, "Anyway, it's good to shut it down for a while."
"I didn't expect you, a **** arsonist, to have so many criminal records!" Tatsumi looked at Yin Shi more like she was looking at a scumbag.
"That...the things he said should not be within the scope of the fire brigade..." Yin Shi murmured, "Also, he also said that I am not an arsonist! Can't you hear?! "
"Even if not, you are a hopeless social scum!"
"I see! Are you still angering me for seeing my crotch?" Yin Shi suddenly looked like I understood, and said bitterly, "You saw my crotch, wouldn't it be? Is there a living witness to the man's fight? Just be positive!"
"You boy..." Chen Si gritted his teeth, pulled up Yin Shi's collar and gritted his teeth: "If you look at me as a woman, look down on me! Ever since I became a firefighter, I have taken gender into account. Wrap this thing in Kleenex and throw it away! Asshole!"
"Then what does it matter if you see someone's crotch once or twice!" Yin Shi retorted, "Would it not be better to wrap it in a tissue and throw it away? People are a little shy..."
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