Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 142: : Hello, police? I met a pervert! (The Red Sakura chapter is changed…

"I'm not frightening you," the patrol officer said helplessly, holding a lantern at Xinba, "I'm just asking what you are doing."

【No need to tell you】

Elizabeth switches to thick eyebrow mode again and holds up the wooden sign.

"Did you know that the recent generation has..." The official's voice stopped abruptly.

After a second of pause, the official fell down slowly with his eyes wide open, and the blood on his back also spurted out.

"It's very dangerous to have murderers who try a knife~" Okada Mizō maintained his sword-wielding posture and added what the officer had not finished.

"Ah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Xinbaha couldn't help shouting, in the next instant, Elizabeth kicked Xinbahah first, in fact giving the chance of surviving to Xinbahaw .

"Eliza... Elizabeth!" Shin Baha shouted at Elizabeth who was still in place.

Seeing that Okada Mizura's sword was about to be chopped down again, Shin Baha couldn't bear to watch it any longer, but in the next second, Okada Mizura's sword, along with his hat, was picked up at the same time.

"Hey, I came here to find the demon sword," Gintoki's casual voice sounded from behind Okada, "Hey, I seem to have seen you somewhere."

"Silver Sang!" Shin Baha shouted in surprise.

"Really, I seem to have smelled it somewhere..." Okada Sizang turned his head and said, and took out the aerosol and pinched it twice at his nostrils.

"You're... you're a human being cut and hidden!" At this time, Xin Baha finally found the information of this person in front of him from his own memory, after all, the wanted notices for this person were posted all over the street, "These Did you do all the murders in the sky?! And Yin Sang, why are you here?"

"Although the purpose is different, we all seem to have something to do with him, Shinhachi-kun." Gintoki clenched the wooden sword in his hand and looked at Okada Mizura in front of him with a solemn expression.

And Okada Mizo smiled slightly, lowered his head and picked up his own sword that had just fallen to the ground.

"I'm so happy, it seems that I made a special trip to see me~" Okada said, and straightened his body again, but the next moment, he suddenly ran to the side at a very high speed.

After rushing to a certain position, Okada Shizō swung it in a certain direction, a crisp weapon collision followed by dust in the sky.

【What is he doing】

Elizabeth holds up the wooden sign.

[Because the eyes can't see?]

Elizabeth switches the wooden sign once.

"No, that is..." Gintoki murmured, and after a few seconds, the dust finally faded, and the figures in the dust gradually stared.

"Alala, I didn't expect you to be brought here," Okada said with a faint smile, "Mr. Jiang Cheng."

"Have we met?" Jiang Cheng put his hands against the umbrella, the umbrella body was still trembling slightly, [What's the matter, this guy, this kind of power doesn't seem like a human being should have...] Jiang Cheng's heart was slightly startled.

"I heard that this sword is a demon sword that can bring disaster." Okada Mizura put away the sword, got up, jumped up and kicked Jiang Cheng's umbrella, "It seems that it can really attract experts... "

After speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was kicked out like a bullet, flew backwards at a very high speed, and fell into the house beside him.

Boom! ! !

The walls of the entire house were shattered to pieces because of Jiang Cheng's impact.

"Jiang Chengsang!" Xinba shouted.

"Are my expectations for you a little too high?" Okada muttered, raising the sword in his hand at the same time, "I almost thought it would kill me to meet you at the same time~"

"First, Katsura, and then you two. Thanks to this sword, I met someone I really wanted to meet~" Okada Shizō turned his head to Gintoki and said, "It seems that this sword The knife is a knife that can bring me good luck~"

"Gui-sang? What did you do to Gui-sang?!" Shin Baha just wanted to rush out to check Jiang Cheng's injury, but after hearing Okada Mizura's words, he couldn't help asking.

"Oh, oh, are you acquaintances?" Okada Shizo pretended to be puzzled, then chuckled and said, "That's really what I'm sorry for. I just got a new knife. So I was very excited, so I accidentally cut him off~”

"The wig won't lose to a guy like you who can only kill!" Gintoki retorted without hesitation.

"Don't be angry, didn't you say sorry just now?" Okada Mizura continued, "Also, didn't you see it just now? How about the power of [our]? The beasts give the power to repel..."

"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about?" Yin Shi replied disdainfully, then looked at the house that was knocked into ruins by Jiang Cheng, "Hey, get up, your acting skills are too bad. , only the blind can believe it."

"Ah ah ah, I thought I could work hard to win a golden statue award~" Jiang Cheng's casual voice came, and he walked out of the ruins.

"There is a limit to being arrogant, hey, even Oguri Shun didn't get it." Gintoki complained.

"Really? Who is the one who won the Academy Award?" Jiang Cheng said in disbelief.

【I heard it was a guy named Masaki Sugata】

Elizabeth, beside her, held up the wooden sign.

"The guy I've never heard of." Jiang Cheng said casually, ignoring Xin Baji who was posing at the side.

Xin Ba Hao expressed that he was very hurt and shouted loudly: "That's me! The me in the live-action movie!"

"Shut up, glasses! Is this the time to argue about this?!" Yin Shi couldn't help but scolded, "Also, in the third dimension, if you die, you will be Daisuke Sakaguchi!"

"That's me too..."

…

Looking at the people who were arguing over the Academy Awards, Okada Shizo, who was ignored, finally couldn't hold back.

"You guys, have you forgotten something? I'm still here~" Okada seemed to hide his voice, "Also, weren't you still asking about Gui's news just now?"

"Hey, Yinshi, have you seen this blind man there?" Jiang Cheng whispered next to Yinshi's ear, "He pretended to be familiar with us, did he touch porcelain? "

"It's very possible, maybe he's not blind at all, he just refuses to open his eyes..." Yin Shi replied in a low voice, "Actually, if you work hard, you will be able to open your eyes."

"Enough for the two of you!!" Xinba roared, "Now is not the time to be joking! Let's ask him about Gui Sang's whereabouts!"

"Cough, cough!" Okada, who was ignored again, coughed twice, took out a bunch of hair from his arms, and before he could say anything, Jiang Cheng leaned into Yinshi's ear again and whispered in his ear said.

"Ginshi, isn't that guy really a pervert? The so-called trial killing is just a pretense? Just to collect some hair, right? He doesn't have a special hobby, right? Just like someone next door who likes to collect women Hand guys."

"Didn't I tell you last time? People like this who ran out of the hospital can't be messed with. Once they go crazy and kill people, they will definitely be found innocent in the end. After all..." Said, Yin Shi Pointing to his head, "After all, there is something wrong with this place!"

"But he seems to be interested in your natural volume. Every time he sees you, his face is full of excitement." Jiang Cheng glanced at Okada Mizura and whispered to Yinshi's ear again. .

"Huh?!" Gintoki made a shocked expression, "Shouldn't it be? Does anyone really have such a hobby?"

Saying that, Gintoki looked at Okada Mizura and said solemnly, "Well, if it's for my hair, next time I get a haircut, I'll ask the stylist to collect the cut hair. , if you need it, you can give me your address and I'll send it to you. But I don't care about the shipping fee."

"I'm not a pervert~" Okada Shizo raised the hair in his hand, "I just want to at least return his relics to you. I pulled them out as a souvenir. If I give them to you, Wouldn't he be very happy if Izumi knew it?"

Having said that, Okada Mizzo brought the hair in his hand to his nose and smelled it, and wondered: "But, is Katsura really a man? With such smooth hair, it looks like a woman..."

Looking at Okada Mizura who was rubbing his face with his hair while talking, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki rushed to a chill.

"You said you're not a pervert!" Jiang Cheng shouted loudly, "You're a dead pervert at all!"

While shouting, Jiang Cheng's hand made several gestures towards Yin Shi, who was beside him. This was a special gesture of several people during the war against foreigners.

[Hard point, you stay behind. ]

"That's right! You're acting like a pervert now!" Gintoki replied, making several gestures at the same time.

[What a joke! Or leave it behind! ]

"Also, you said it was the hair of a wig? Here's the DNA comparison certificate!" Jiang Cheng pointed at Okada Sizang with an umbrella and shouted, "Can't you get it out? It shouldn't be you. Got it secretly from the barber shop?"

At the same time, Jiang Cheng was constantly gesturing to Yin Shi.

[I withdraw! ]

"Soso~IndoMTL.com~ Hurry up and hand over the appraisal certificate!" Yin Shi shouted at Okada Mizura. At the same time, he was gesturing wildly.

[I will withdraw first! ]

Jiang Cheng: [Me first! ]

Yin Shi: [I go first! ]

The two had a friendly exchange on who slipped first. As for why it was a friendly exchange, because...the two did not fight.

"Although I don't know what the two people in front of me are gesturing, I always feel that the fire is inexplicable..." Xin Baji adjusted his glasses and said expressionlessly.

【I feel the same way】

Elizabeth holds up her wooden sign.

Finally, the two of them changed from ideological discord to physical conflict over who slipped first and who stayed behind.

Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng tugged at each other by the collars of each other's collars, and neither of them said anything. Of course, this was in the eyes of others.

Gintoki: Stop joking! That is the monster! Let me stay and die? ! Monsters should not be let monsters to deal with it!

Jiang Cheng: You can go with confidence! I will train Xin Baji to become a qualified heir to the Master's House!

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