Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 143: :Battle Instinct (Red Sakura Chapter Change: 3)
Gintoki: Why don't you come to rock-paper-scissors!
Jiang Cheng: Don't be rude!
The next moment, the two separated from each other, posing at the same time in a guessing pose.
"What the **** are these two doing?" Shin Baha said expressionlessly.
【The box-guessing determines the opponent's ownership, just like a lion fighting for the right to a spouse】
That's the sign Elizabeth held up.
"No, I don't think so..."
"Scissors, rock, cloth!" Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng shouted at the same time, and stretched out their hands.
"Yo Xi! I won!" Jiang Cheng, who stretched out his scissors, said casually, then turned to leave.
"Stop joking! Isn't the rule that who wins and who leaves behind?!" Yin Shi roared, and at the same time put his hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder.
"You're the one! You didn't set such a rule just now!" Jiang Chengbai cursed.
"Then make a new plan now! Whoever wins will stay behind!" Yin Shi shouted through gritted teeth, while looking at Xin Baja, "Xin Baja, you will be the referee!"
"Huh? Me?"
"Then come again!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said, while looking at Okada Mizura who was hanging aside, "Don't worry, let the two of us decide the outcome first!"
"Scissors, Rock, Paper!"
This time, Jiang Cheng still produced scissors, while Yinshi produced rocks.
"Yo Xi!" Jiang Chengcheng gave himself a thumbs up, and then patted Yinshi on the shoulder, "Then please!"
After speaking, Jiang Chengzhen was about to slip away.
Yin Shi lowered his head with a dark face, and said again: "Three...three games and two wins!"
"Are you finished yet?!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and cursed.
"You two are the same!" Shinpachi couldn't help roaring, and then pointed to Okada Mizura who was hanging aside, "The other party is also embarrassed! You two are enough, okay?"
"Then tell me, who are you going to fight!"
Gintoki and Jiang Cheng, who were pinching each other, turned their heads at the same time and shouted at Okada Mizura.
"In my opinion, they are all the same~ They are all so delicious~"
"Hey, Yin Shi, do you think that person is getting more and more perverted? He looks more and more like a clown **** next door!" Jiang Cheng whispered to Yin Shi's ear.
Yin Shi nodded in agreement.
"Then why don't we go together, I just want to test how far my caliber is from the two of you in the legend..."
"Well, isn't it a little inappropriate to take something like [Geiliang] out now?" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked.
"I also feel that although there are no pedestrians on the road now, I still feel a little bad..." Yin Shi muttered while holding his chin.
"How can it be inappropriate?" Okada Mizura's expression began to turn hideous, "This kind of night without one is perfect!"
"Since you said so, then..." Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi.
After thinking for two seconds, Yinshi nodded.
Then, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi simultaneously reached out to their trousers zipper.
"What are you doing?!" Shin Baha got up and kicked the two people to the ground, while shouting loudly, "What are you trying to expose here!"
"He said it's better to compare with one." Jiang Cheng got up and explained helplessly.
"That's not what he meant at all!!" Shinbaha said loudly.
"Don't a man's [tool] refer to [beep—]? Shouldn't the so-called [quantity] be length?" Gintoki explained while getting up.
"It doesn't mean that at all! After you explained it like this, I can no longer look directly at the decree tattoo in NARUTO!" Shinpachi scolded with blue veins.
"What Xinbaha said makes sense!" Jiang Cheng nodded, and at the same time he looked at Okada Mizura and suggested, "Well, let's go to the public toilet for a test, it's better than this in a place like this. It's really not good."
"That's not what I meant at all!" Xin Baha said frantically, "It's not a matter of changing places at all!"
"It's long-winded! Then what do you think we should do?!" Yin Shi said impatiently.
"The two of you might as well go up together~" Okada Mizō's face had turned ashen. Of course, no matter who encounters these two foolish critics, they will be so angry that they have the same expression as Okada.
Afterwards, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi saw that Okada Mizō's body trembled slightly, and then, countless tentacles like wires came out of Okada Mizō's body and wrapped tightly around the body. Every part of Okada Mizura's body, limbs and body seemed to be wearing a layer of armor, and the whole person was a bit taller than before.
The sword in Okada Mizura's hand also widened a bit, giving off a weird pink color overall.
"That's..." Gintoki murmured.
"Actually, you're right, I'm not as good as Katsura alone, but... Didn't I say it? It's [us]!" After saying that, Okada Mizura, who had turned into a monster, rushed at a high speed. Come here, that speed has broken through the limits of human beings.
"Wow!" Yin Shi didn't have time to dodge, so he could only hold his hands against his own lake Toya to resist the impact.
Jiang Cheng, on the other hand, chose to send Shin Baha and Elizabeth away from the battlefield at the moment when Okada Sizang rushed in. Of course, the way of sending them off was very simple and rude, one person kicked two people with one kick.
"What is this?" Gintoki asked while gritting his teeth.
"Ah Lie Lie, I thought you knew," Okada Shizo pretended to be puzzled, and then replied, "This is the red cherry ~ I just lent my body."
"This...is this the truth about Sakura?!" Ginto murmured through gritted teeth.
"Yinshi, do you want to help?" Jiang Cheng, who was standing beside him, said.
"Stop kidding! Of course..."
Before Yin Shi finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng nodded and said to himself, "I don't need it, then you said it earlier, and it made me stand here all day."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng took a few steps back and stood in front of Xin Ba Haw and Elizabeth who had just gotten up from the ground. Of course, this is also an invisible protection.
"Don't misinterpret what others mean!" Gintoki shouted and tried his best to force Okada back a small step.
It was this small step that secured enough space and time for Gintoki to move, and without hesitation, Gintoki rushed towards Okada Mizura's left side in an instant.
The standing position just now is too dangerous, and there is no room for movement. If you still stay in place, you will definitely lose! Before Gintoki could think about it, his body had already made the first attack, and the wooden sword in his hand stabbed straight at Okada Mizura's left chest.
Click! !
Okada Mizura's arm swung down instantly in a twisted posture that ordinary people can't do, and Sakura's sword just pressed against the tip of the wooden sword.
"Is it my heart that I aimed at? If I let you get it, it's really dangerous~ Are you angry? Because I killed Gui, are you angry? No need to explain, your murderous aura I was completely captured..." Okada seemed to mutter to himself.
"How many times have I said it, the wig will never be defeated by a person like you!"
Missing a hit, Yin Shi did not hesitate, and instantly retreated a few steps.
However, Okada Mizzo didn't intend to let Gintoki go just like that. He stretched out his left hand, and countless tentacle-like things instantly caught up with Gintoki.
So fast! Yin Shi thought to himself, before he had time to think, Yin Shi waved a few knives in an instant, slicing off those tentacles that were approaching him.
"So didn't you say it? It's [us]!" Okada Mizura's voice sounded behind Gintoki, and then...
Boom! ! !
"Silver Sang!" Shinpachi shouted loudly.
"Be quiet, you will only distract him." Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Ba Hao and said, "Besides, don't underestimate him too much."
"But..." Before Shinbaha could finish speaking, he saw the dust recede and Gintoki was still standing there.
At the last moment, Gintoki had no time to turn around and could only stab behind him with a wooden knife.
Lake Toya and Sakura's knives were facing each other, and both knives were trembling.
"It's amazing, I can even keep up with this speed...but..." Okada's joking voice sounded, and at the same time, countless tentacles rushed towards Yinshi.
Swoosh!
Ginshi didn't hesitate, and instantly jumped to the top of Okada Mizura's head, holding Lake Toya with one hand, and the other hand touching the top of the handle of Lake Toya, and stabbed straight down.
However, it still failed to do so, Okada Mizzo's hand holding Sakura actually stretched out! And it still stretches at a very fast speed, and when the red cherry is facing the silver, it is a sweep.
Fortunately, Yinshi reacted, jumped down instantly, and retreated a few steps to the wooden bridge beside him. Otherwise, the knife just now will definitely cut the silver time in two.
"It seems that your fighting instincts haven't been fully activated yet~" Okada Mizura said, and once again rushed towards the Gintoki who had just landed~IndoMTL.com~ Although it is a pity, please go to Die! "
So fast! ! Even Gintoki, who had already grasped this kind of speed, still felt his tongue smack, and before he could think, he put his hands against Lake Toya to resist.
The next moment, the two soldiers meet.
Boom! ! !
The entire wooden bridge was blasted into a big hole by the power of Sakura, and Yinshi also fell.
"It's so strange, hey, shouldn't you be stronger?" Okada Mizzo, who was standing at the entrance of the cave, pretended to be suspicious, "I've done a lot of tricks, those hidden in your body. Have you really forgotten all your fighting instincts?"
"It's so weird, hey, is that thing really a sword?" Gintoki looked at Okada above his head and said sarcastically, "And that kind of weird power and speed and that kind of random swordsmanship... "
"Does it look familiar?" Okada Mizō interrupted Gintoki and continued, "How does it compare to the beast that abandoned the sword? I would love to hear your comments. I also invited Gui to comment, but he doesn't seem to have a chance to speak~"
"Huh? Ah ha ha ha, I get it," Yin Shi couldn't help laughing, "Are you imitating Jiang Cheng? Weird power plus that kind of random swordsmanship, hey, Jiang Cheng, this person is Your fans! Love to imitate you!"
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