Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 155: :Taiko Yamazaki “♀” joins!


[Yeah, it's the first time I've come to this kind of place, and I'm really nervous. 】Yamazaki thought to himself, 【especially the security guard at the door, his eyes are too fierce! Really scared out of a cold sweat. ]

"Hey, new comer, don't be stunned there, hurry up and keep up." A member of Baihua looked at Yamazaki who was standing behind him and looked around... No, it was Taiko, shouting.

"Hi~"

Wearing a pink kimono, a double ponytail wig, thick powder on her face, and bright red lipstick on her lips, Yamazaki was dressed like this at this time.

[Search, readers are not mistaken, I am Yamazaki Retreat. At this time, he was disguised as Yamazaki Takuko and lurking in Yoshihara. The purpose is to secretly investigate the relationship between Jiang Chengsang and the fighters against the barbarians. ]

"Tuizi... Can I call you that?" the Baihua member asked.

"Ah, yes." Yamazaki squeezed his throat and replied, with a... girl's sweet smile.

"Don't look at it, hurry up, the leader's time is very tight," another member of Baihua replied, "You only have one chance, the interview of members of Baihua is very strict." /

Having said that, the member of Baihua turned his head and left, and Yamazaki quickly followed.

"Hey, why do you want to join Baihua?" the Baihua member asked.

"Ah, I heard that Baihua came here to protect the defenseless girls." Yamazaki replied with a smile.

"So it is."

"That's it, hurry in." Before arriving at a house, the member of Baihua opened the door and said to Yamazaki, "The leader is here, you must do your best for the interview."

"Hi, thank you." Yamazaki replied, then walked straight in.

【I didn't expect to sneak into Yoshihara so easily, and I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse...]

Just when Yamazaki was thinking about it, Yue Yong's voice came.

"Hey, stop thinking nonsense, come here quickly." Yueyong sat at a table with a cigarette stick in his mouth and shouted at Yamazaki with a displeased face.

"Hey!" Hearing the sound, Yamazaki quickly walked over to Yueyong, bent down and shouted, "I am Yamazaki Taiko! This time I came here to apply for a member of the Yoshihara Self-Defense Force Baihua." /

"I see, you sit down first, have you brought your resume?" Yueyong asked.

"Mmm, I brought it," Yamazaki said quickly, and took out a stack of A4 paper from his pocket. Doing a full set of dramas, if nothing else, Yamazaki was quite well prepared.

After taking the resume in Yamazaki's hand, Yueyong glanced carefully, then raised her head, "Yamazaki Takuko, right?"

"Hi!"

"This kind of resume doesn't show anything, I'd better ask directly, are you..." Saying that, Yueyong's eyes gleamed fiercely.

[What's with that look! horrible! How scary! Did you see that I was a spy? ! 】At this time, Yamazaki was in a cold sweat.

"Did you apply for a job because of a certain man from Yoshihara? Tell me the truth!" Yue Yong spit out the second half of her sentence.

Actually, I don't blame Yueyong. Although Jiang Cheng rarely goes out, he always attracts bees and butterflies every time he goes out. No, just posted the recruitment notice, dozens of superficial women who were convinced by Jiang Cheng's face and wanted to enter Baihua to get close to Jiang Cheng have come. But without a doubt, they were all wiped out by Yueyong.

"Ah?" Yamazaki wondered, but then shook his head quickly, "No, I just heard that Baihua came here with a heart of reverence to protect the existence of the defenseless girls at the bottom. Participated in Baihua's recruitment."

"Ah, that's it," Yueyong replied casually, but her eyes stared straight at Yamazaki, her face full of disbelief, and then Yueyong sighed heavily, "I advise you best Or don't have any illusions about that kind of man, that kind of man who is not useful will only be a woman's nightmare."

"Uh...what the **** are you talking about?" Yamazaki was confused.

"I said, it's useless even if you act like this," Yueyong replied, "Today you're the seventy-eighth, Baihua's job is not a joke, for that Men come to this kind of place, really... go back quickly."

"I don't even know what you're talking about! What kind of man, I don't know at all!" Yamazaki shouted.

"Really?" Yue Yong still looked suspicious.

"Really, I don't understand what you said at all." Yamazaki replied seriously.

"Well, since you said so..."

"Did I pass?" Yamazaki asked in surprise.

"No, just passed the first interview, and then there is the second interview," said, Yueyong stood up, "Come with me, if you pass the second interview, I can give it to you A seven-day trial period, including food and housing, even if you are fired after the trial period, you will still be paid."

"Is it so good? Do you even get paid after the probation period?!" Yamazaki was surprised.

"Of course, women are not better than men," Yueyong replied rightly. "Also, for a high-risk job like Baihua, appropriate subsidies are also necessary."

"High risk?"

"You'll understand after this." Yueyong replied, and then stepped out of the door first.

And Yamazaki quickly followed after seeing this.

Yamazaki followed Yueyong to a rooftop.

Yueyong pointed to a house dozens of meters away, "Did you see it? On the second floor of that house, you can see a man with orange-red hair with a ponytail through the window?"

"Well, I can see it." Yamazaki replied, "That's not Yoshihara's but that? What do you want me to do in a place like this? 】 Yamazaki wondered in his heart.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was happily playing his newly bought game in front of the computer, and two Baihua's young sisters were feeding Jiang Cheng oranges.

[I really envy this boss, this kind of life is simply too comfortable...] Yamazaki thought to himself.

But then, Yueyong took out a few kunai and handed it to Yamazaki, saying: "Throw these kunai from here, if you can accurately stave them on the man's head, even if you Passed."

"What kind of assessment is this! It should be considered an assassination!" Yamazaki frantically complained.

"No, this is just a simple assessment, and don't underestimate that man, this level of attack..." Yue Yong said and stopped.

"Oh, you mean this kind of attack, will he dodge it?"

"No," said, Yueyong took out two kunai from her arms again and threw them directly at Jiang Cheng. Kunai pinned Jiang Cheng's head with great precision, and blood spurted instantly.

However, Jiang Cheng didn't care at all, he pulled off the kunai on his head with someone who had nothing to do with him, put on two band-aids, and then continued his gaming career. The two Miss Baihua on the side were not surprised either, as if they had never seen it.

"See? For that man, this kind of attack is nothing." Yueyong explained aloud.

[I just sprayed blood, okay? ! 】 Yamazaki roared in his heart.

"Baihua's job is basically to deal with some men who are entangled with the girls, and also, because they are consumers, men who fight against girls." Yueyong continued, "So the most important thing is In the beginning, it's better to practice with that man."

【Are there any people who practice like this? ! Can't you practice with puppets or something? ! 】 Yamazaki groaned wildly in his heart.

"Don't you think it's more appropriate to practice with puppets or something?" Yueyong said and looked at Yamazaki again.

"Hey? No, I didn't think so." Yamazaki hurriedly denied, but there were already waves in his heart: [What's going on? ! How did this woman see what was on my mind? Can she see everything I'm thinking about? If you say that... haven't I already been exposed? ! ! ]

Thinking of this, Yamazaki showed regret, and now Yamazaki just wants to get out of here quickly.

"Don't look at me like that, many people have asked this question, but..." After speaking, Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng in the distance again, gritted her teeth and said, "That kind of man is useless! He has known to stay in the house and play games all day long, and recently even brought him his meals. This kind of man is no longer good for society! Therefore, at least being a target can be considered useful!"

[No, your explanation will only make me think that you are simply looking at him unhappy. ] Yamazaki muttered silently in his heart, but replied with a serious look on his face: "I see!"

Afterwards, Yamazaki, who knelt down to Jiang Cheng and apologized several times in his heart, finally raised his hand holding Kunai.

"Enough~IndoMTL.com~ Yue Yong said.

[Ah, it really is, it really is just a test! Yamazaki, you are so smart! 】Yamazaki gave himself a compliment in his heart, 【Think about it too, how could there be such a random recruitment method. ]

Just when Yamazaki breathed a sigh of relief, Yueyong took out a few kunai from his arms again, and said to Yamazaki, "Did you not see it clearly? Kunai should be held this way!"

[Is this what you meant to say? ! ! ! ]

Yamazaki frantically complained in his heart.

In the end, Yamazaki passed the test, and after throwing the kunai hundreds of times, he finally managed to pierce Jiang Cheng's head once.

"It's already very good, you've worked hard." Yueyong said with a look of relief, "Congratulations, you have successfully passed the Baihua entrance examination."

Seeing Yueyong's relieved expression, Yamazaki only felt that it was like the smile of the Virgin, and was immediately moved and overwhelmed, and replied with tears: "Thank you!"

"No, this is something you can do with all your hard work," Yueyong replied, "Also, don't be too proud, the next trial period is the focus."

"I see!" Yamazaki replied confidently.

In this way, Yamazaki sneaked into Yoshihara's first step and succeeded!

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