Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 156: :Day 1 of Yamazaki’s 0 Hua hidden life!
Evening.
"Hey, Yueyue, I'm hungry." Jiang Cheng lay on the ground, pushed open the door, and said aloud to Yueyong, who had just walked over from the corridor.
Hearing the sound, Yueyong's face instantly burst into countless blue veins, and then she showed a kind smile, "Do you need me to feed you?"
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng scratched his head embarrassedly, "You can do that if you really want to. After all, my game is at a critical juncture, and I have nothing to spare."
"You bastard, can't you tell what is polite?!" Yue Yong scolded, and at the same time kicked Jiang Cheng out of the window.
Standing behind Yueyong, Yamazaki, who had already changed into Baihua's costume, twitched the corners of his eyes after seeing this scene, "Boss, you're too nervous! Can't hear good or bad words? ! ]
"Hey, new here," Yueyong said, turning her head towards Yamazaki, "don't fall in love with this unreliable man like the original members."
"Hi! I see!" Yamazaki replied quickly.
"Then, that's the end of today's work. After all, you are new here. It's enough to familiarize you with the workflow today. The official work will start tomorrow." Yueyong continued, "Those who need to patrol Have you figured out the place? I don't want to take you a second time."
"It's clear!" Yamazaki quickly patted his chest and replied, "It's completely clear! Even if there are omissions, they have already been drawn into drawings!"
"Yes, very clever." Yueyong replied, then looked at Yamazaki's flat chest and reminded: "Also, don't keep patting the chest. It's already stunted."
After speaking, Yueyong took out a thick envelope from her arms and threw it at Yamazaki.
"This is..."
"Do you still have family members outside? Send this condolence money to your family members, and report safety by the way. Also, although I don't know the situation, it seems that you are malnourished. Use this money to buy some nutritional supplements. Right." Yue Yong turned around and left after saying that.
[I can't believe that a place like Yoshihara is unexpectedly human. 】Yamazaki thought to himself, then opened the thick envelope, and after a rough count, Yamazaki's eyes almost popped out... "This, this is at least 2 million!! Yoshihara's welfare is too great. Okay!!"
Just when Yamazaki was amazed at the huge amount of condolence money in his hand, a member of Baihua came over, "Hey, new here, the leader asked me to take you to a resting place."
"Ah, ah." Hearing the sound, Yamazaki finally reacted and turned his head to look at the person who came, "Senior!"
"No need, no need to call it that." The young lady Baihua waved her hand and replied, "Everyone in Baihua is called sisters. Of course, except for the leader. Come with me, yours just now. The dormitory has been sorted out. It's not big, but it doesn't matter if you're alone."
Having said that, this Miss Baihua led Yamazaki to the dormitory designated for Yamazaki.
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Pushing open the door and looking at this neat and well-equipped single-person dormitory, Yamazaki secretly compared his dormitory in the Shinsengumi group. Now Yamazaki really has the idea of changing jobs, and the gap is too big Come on!
"What's wrong?" Miss Baihua looked at Yamazaki and asked, "Do you think this room is too simple? I'm really sorry, the rest of the rooms are reserved for tourists who don't want to pick up any more guests. Ladies, let’s start with some for now. I’ll wait for the new dormitory to be built before I’ll change it for you.”
"No no, that's not what I meant," Yamazaki replied quickly, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, "I'm very satisfied, I've never stayed in such a nice room before."
"It seems that you have suffered a lot before," Miss Baihua said distressedly, "But, it will be different from now on! There are also our sisters by your side!" /
"Well, thank you." Yamazaki raised his head and said gratefully.
"I won't disturb you. The sisters still need to go on patrol, so you can rest here temporarily. When we gather tomorrow, I will come to wake you up." After speaking, Miss Baihua patted Yamazaki. on the shoulders, "Have a good night's sleep. Also, there is a surprise from our sisters under the pillow."
After speaking, Miss Baihua handed the key to Yamazaki and turned to leave.
Yamazaki turned and walked inside, turning on the light and closing the door. Looking at the complete facilities in the house, and most importantly, there is even a little independent bathroom here! Even the toilet is the kind of high-grade automatic flushing with warm water!
Compared to the public toilets in the Shinsengumi, there are only two words to describe it, perfect!
The current Yamazaki's desire to resign from the Shinsengumi is even stronger.
It took a few minutes for Yamazaki to finally react when he lay on the big bed with a face full of excitement and the shyness of a girl.
"It's not like that at all! What the **** am I doing here!" Yamazaki muttered to himself, holding his forehead, "I'm here to infiltrate the investigation, right! How did I get attacked?! Yamazaki retreated, Are you worthy of training your Shinsengumi?! How can you have the idea of resigning from Shinsengumi for such a petty profit?!"
Yamazaki patted his face quickly, "Quickly wake up! Yamazaki retreats! This is just a mission, just a mission!"
Having said that, Yamazaki got up from the bed, went to the table, picked up the water glass, and frantically filled himself with two glasses of cold water.
"Yo Xi! That's fine!" Yamazaki said to himself, "But in this way, it is considered to have officially infiltrated Yoshihara, so the next investigation should be easier!"
Just after he finished speaking, the corner of Yamazaki's eyes suddenly caught the corner of a gift box exposed under the pillow on the bed next to him.
"This is..." Yamazaki stepped forward and pulled out the big gift box from under the pillow. Only then did Yamazaki remember that when the lady Baihua left just now, she said there was a gift under the pillow or something.
"I didn't expect that I actually prepared an entry gift, really," Yamazaki smiled, but his face was full of emotion, "I didn't even receive it when I joined the Shinsengumi..." /
But when Yamazaki opened the gift box, he couldn't laugh anymore. There was a photo book there! ! And the protagonist of the photobook turned out to be Jiang Cheng! In addition, from the perspective of shooting, this is actually a candid shot!
[I am not moved at all to receive this kind of gift! ! ! ]
Yamazaki complained wildly in his heart.
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The next day. Yamazaki, who was called up by Miss Baihua, followed everyone to the meeting place.
"How about it? How about the gift?" Yesterday's Miss Baihua leaned into Yamazaki's ear and asked softly, "Do you like it? This is a collection of Jiang Cheng's sama that we have secretly photographed for so long. , there are not many copies in Baihua.”
"Ah, that," Yamazaki wanted to say that he didn't like it at all, but looking at the expectant expression of this Miss Baihua, she still bit her head and replied, "It's really a very special gift. Well, thank you."
"Yeah, you're really a newcomer, I'll just say, no one doesn't like Jiang Cheng's sama." Miss Baihua patted her chest and said happily, "It looks like you're sure Those who can integrate into Baihua in a short time.”
"Hopefully." Yamazaki replied with a wry smile.
At this moment, Yue Yong's voice came from the back room.
"Hey, get up." Yueyong kicked Jiang Cheng, who was still sleeping, and scolded.
"Ha~" Jiang Cheng yawned, then rubbed his eyes and raised his head to look at Yueyong, who was unhappy, "Ah, Yueyue, what are you doing so early, let me sleep for a while. "
"You bastard, get up quickly and come with us!" Yue Yong scolded, "I'll give you three minutes, otherwise..."
Seeing the fierce light in Yueyong's eyes, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva and stood up quickly, "I see!"
"I said, why is the meeting place in Jiang Chengsang's room?" Yamazaki asked in a low voice to Miss Baihua who was beside him.
"If the first man I see in the morning is Jiang Cheng sama, I will feel full of energy all day!" Miss Baihua said of course.
"Yes."
"Isn't this common sense?"
"This person doesn't even have this common sense?"
"Is this newcomer a little too arrogant?"
Listening to the members of Baihua started talking about themselves, Yamazaki quickly explained: "No, I don't mean that, I just..."
"After all, she's a newcomer." Before Yamazaki could finish speaking, Miss Baihua, who was beside Yamazaki, defended Yamazaki, "I'll definitely get used to it gradually."
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On Yoshihara Street ~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng and Yueyong are leading a group of Baihua members to patrol the street. It is not right to say that patrolling is not right, it should be said that they are hanging out.
"Why is Jiang Chengsang also patrolling with us?" Yamazaki at the back of the team asked in a low voice to Miss Baihua beside him.
"Sang?"
"Oh, I'm wrong, it's Jiang Cheng sama, why is Jiang Cheng sama going to patrol together?" Yamazaki asked again, at this time Yamazaki finally understood that the members of Baihua had a kind of fascination with Jiang Cheng. worship. But as far as Yamazaki's observation is concerned, Jiang Cheng is basically just a useless man except for being a little more handsome.
Lays in bed, squats at home, and likes to play games. It's just the Nite family!
"I don't quite understand. The leader said that it was to cheer up the girls and increase their enthusiasm for work, thereby increasing GDP or something." The lady Baihua explained.
"Is that so..." Yamazaki replied, [I don't understand at all! What does it mean to enhance the work enthusiasm of travel girls? What is meant by increasing GDP? 】 Yamazaki wondered in his heart.
"After all, Jiang Cheng sama is also very popular in Yoshihara's travel girl circle." Another Miss Baihua replied.
"I can see that..." Yamazaki muttered as he watched the girls in the roadside shop who kept sticking their heads out at Jiang Cheng, who were cheering with joy.
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