Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 159: :radish and vegetables have their own love

On the fence of the new Baji's house.

"You guys, do you still remember the content of the mission?" Miss Baihua, who was the leader, asked aloud.

"Curly silver hair with natural curls!"

"Ask Jiang Cheng's ideal type of sama!"

"Yo Xi, it seems that you remember it clearly! Then, come on!" The young lady in the lead shouted and jumped into the yard first.

"Hashidou sacks! That's not the plan!" Yamazaki shouted, "Isn't it about asking? Why did it become a forced question!"

"No, this is also because the other party may not answer honestly..." Miss Baihua explained.

"This is basically kidnapping!" Yamazaki shouted.

"Stop dawdling, hurry up!" With that said, Miss Baihua, who was the leader, rushed in with the rest.

Only Yamazaki was left on the fence.

【I'm the only one left, so...you can only escape now! 】 When Yamazaki thought of this, he couldn't help but feel joy in his heart, and then he turned around and was about to run away.

But just as he turned around, Yamazaki heard a somewhat familiar cry for help. It was...

…

When Yamazaki came to the yard, he saw a group of Baihua members whispering around the hole of a trap.

"Is that an orangutan?"

"Obviously an orangutan?"

"Why is there an orangutan in the trap?"

"This must be that, the trap set up to prevent the intrusion of the orangutan."

"Orangutan?" Yamazaki asked suspiciously, and squeezed in, glanced at the entrance of the cave, and saw that the bottom of the five-meter-deep cave was densely sharpened bamboo, and ten centimeters above the bamboo was working hard. Kondo was supporting herself so that she wouldn't fall.

【Why you! ! 】 Yamazaki roared in his heart.

"Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, you shouldn't have seen this kind of thing." Miss Baihua said.

"That's right, don't worry about it, it's not within the scope of our mission."

"Speaking of which, the world is really not peaceful. There are wild orangutans who break into the house at will."

A group of Baihua members said and prepared to leave.

"Hashidou sacks! Please save me!" Kondo shouted, and Kondo looked at the two bags of Haagen-Dazs that had turned into corpses, "If this goes on like this, my fate will be the same as Those Haagen-Dazs are exactly the same!"

"Ah, the orangutan has spoken!"

"It's scary! Is it a genetic mutation?!"

"Don't worry about it, let's do our serious business now, right?"

Saying that, a member of Baihua got up and left.

"Please pull me up!" Kondo shouted, "Oh, my hands and feet are shaking, like a newborn gorilla."

"It should be a colt!" a member of Baihua complained.

"No no, I was right, I was talking about the spiritual aspect! No matter who was born, I would feel uneasy!" Kondo shouted.

"It's been nearly thirty years since you were born!" Yamazaki couldn't help but complain.

"That voice...is that Aki?!" Kondo said excitedly, "Yamazaki, hurry up and save me!"

"No, you heard it wrong, I'm a reserve member of Baihua, Yamazaki Taiko!" Yamazaki hurriedly replied, squeezing his voice.

"It doesn't matter who it is! Hurry up and save me!"

Kondo just finished shouting when suddenly, a female voice came from behind the members of Baihua.

"Hmph, that's so naive! Do you think this trap can cut off my heart for Yin Sang? Miss A Miao." Xiao Yuan snorted and said, "If you think about it the other way round, it means you are afraid of me. Right? You are afraid that I will **** silver mulberry? Yes, that must be the case."

Saying that, Little Ape looked at the glasses that fell on the bamboo, "Be optimistic, think optimistically, Little Ape! Even if there is a momentary negative thought in this situation, Little Ape will follow suit. Those glasses are an end! Little ape!"

At this time, the members of Baihua finally found the direction of the sound.

There is another five-meter-deep trap not far from the trap that Kondo fell. The overall layout is exactly the same as Kondo's trap, but the person who falls into it is different.

"Is that a sow?"

"Obviously a sow?"

"Why is there a sow in the trap?"

"This must be that one. It's a trap set up to prevent the intrusion of sows."

A group of Baihua members stood outside the cave and whispered.

"Obviously not!" Yamazaki shouted, "Obviously a stalker too! Obviously a trap for stalkers!"

"Is that voice Yin Sang?!" The little ape in a nurse's uniform shouted excitedly, "Are you here to save me? Ah, sorry, I wanted to sneak in and greet Yin Sang by the way. I didn't expect it to turn out like this."

"No! You idiot! Have you lost your glasses and can't hear clearly?!" Yamazaki scolded.

"Ah! Sure enough, it's Yinsang! The only person who can make me happy is Yinsang!" Little Ape shouted again excitedly, "I won't be fooled by you! Yinsang! Sang!"

"What the hell! Why are all the idiots who fall into the traps irritating idiots!" Yamazaki frantically complained.

"Don't worry about them, Tuizi, this is not within our scope of duty, so it's fine if you don't see it." Miss Baihua advised.

"That's right..." Yamazaki replied with a twitching corner of his mouth.

…

"Taizi, why do you want to save these two people?" Miss Baihua asked softly next to Yamazaki's ear, and then looked at the quarrelling little monkey and Kondo.

"I just thought it might be helpful for our mission." Yamazaki replied in a low voice, "And..."

[No matter how you say it, you can't die without saving it. Although it is an orangutan, it is also the property of the Shinsengumi. 】 Yamazaki silently added the second half of the sentence in his heart.

"What?! You said that the **** and Miss A Miao are sleeping under the same roof?!" Kondo, who heard the news from Xiao Yuan's mouth, instantly became uneasy, and then Kondo looked helpless. Then he shouted: "Stop joking! Um, this is too cunning, right? I've tried so many times, and I'm still sleeping in the bamboo gun room!"

"What, are you backing down like this?" Little Ape replied with a look of disdain, "Are you still a stalker?"

"What did you say! Smelly woman!" Kondo was unhappy when he heard it.

"Hey, I've already admitted that I'm a stalker, these two." Miss Baihua whispered beside Yamazaki's ear, "Does this really matter? It's become a stalker debate. Won't it affect our plans?"

"You should be thankful for the existence of that person in this world. I don't think you're hot enough," Xiao Yuan sneered, and then continued with a frenzied expression, "I was hearing about it. Yin-sang was fine when she had a baby! Instead, she was even more excited!"

"It's really rude to be a stalker since a while ago!" Kondo retorted, "Don't confuse me with you! It's just that I don't know how to fall in love as well as others, so it's a little tricky. The ghosts are gone for a while."

"That's called a stalker." Miss Baihua, who was the leader, raised her hand and interjected.

"But then again, who the **** are you guys?" Little Ape's expression changed, he took out Kunai from his arms, and looked at the members of Baihua with a wary expression, "Could it be for Yinsang too? Did you come here?! But, you have no chance!"

"What did you say?! How could it be possible to come here for such a man!" Miss Baihua, who was in the lead, also took out Kuwu and scolded, "Our hearts belong to Jiang Cheng sama!" /

"Hmph, you have some ability," Xiao Yuan continued with a snort, "but, your love can't compare to mine! My love with Yin Sang has long surpassed you and that dead otaku. love!”

"What did you say?! You are a sow!" A group of Miss Baihua took out their kunai and scolded fiercely.

"Only Yinsang can bark a sow! I am a sow exclusively for Yinsang!" Xiao Yuan announced proudly, "You may not understand, right? This is Yinsang's nickname for me. !”

"How is that possible! You're just mad!" A Miss Baihua cursed with white eyes.

"What's wrong with Shake M?! What's wrong with Shake M for the sake of love?!" Xiao Yuan retorted, "It's sad for you. So many people are fighting for a man, but they can't get any response."

"You know what Jiang Cheng's sama is about!" A Miss Baihua scolded, and then teased, "You are more pathetic, right? We have never been treated gently by our sweetheart, but we are always I have been treated gently by Jiang Cheng sama all day!"

"What did you say?!" Xiao Yuan was unhappy, and retorted with his neck pulled, "That's also love! It's the most intuitive expression of Yin Sang's love! Every abuse is between us. Love is in the form of expression! I have to ask why~IndoMTL.com~ because every insult makes me so excited!”

"You're just a simple M!"

"Well, anyway, everyone's goals don't conflict with each other, so let's get along well." Yamazaki hurriedly came out to smooth things out. After all, if they were left alone, they would really fight.

"You..." Kondo came to Yamazaki to take a closer look, and murmured, "I always think you look familiar..."

"No, no, I'm just a public face." Yamazaki quickly replied, after all, if they were recognized under such circumstances, those Baihua members would definitely not forgive themselves lightly.

"Forget it, as Tuiko said, our mission does not conflict with them," Miss Baihua, who was the leader, finally put away Kuwu, and then shouted at the rest of Baihua members, "It's still It's business to complete our task quickly! Do you remember the content of the task?!"

"Curly silver hair with natural curls!"

"Ask Jiang Cheng's ideal type of sama!"

"Yo Xi! Come on!" The elder sister Baihua shouted and led a group of Baihua members towards the main house.

"The bridge bean sack!" Xiao Yuan heard something wrong, "What is the natural curl of silver hair? In the end, do you still have to shoot at Yin Sang?! I will never allow it!"

While shouting, Little Ape also rushed over.

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