Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 160: :No need to ask about the ideal type of an idiot!

"That abominable natural scroll! It is absolutely unforgivable to live with Miss A Miao one step ahead!" After saying that, Kondo also drew his knife and rushed out.

…

Yin Shi, who was sleeping in the house, suddenly opened his eyes. He quietly lifted the quilt and sat up.

"Finally asleep?" Gintoki murmured, "I can finally escape now! From this hell!"

As for why Yin Shi said this, of course, it was because of the meticulous (horrible) care (abuse) by A Miao when he was recuperating at A Miao's house these days.

Originally, I didn't have a good place on my body, but after so many days, Yinshi felt that he had seen Santuchuan in his sleep several times, and almost couldn't help walking over.

Especially being forced to eat a few bowls of egg porridge made by A Miao every day, that kind of taste... Thinking of it, Yin Shi felt shivering all over.

"The only way to escape is now..." Yin Shi muttered to himself, then quietly didn't dare to make a sound, slowly lifted the quilt, slowly got up, and walked to the door on tiptoe. Start wearing your own clothes and shoes.

"Yo Xi, I haven't been found." Yin Shi was a little bit happy, but when he just stepped out of the door, suddenly the alarm sounded, "What's going on!"

But I didn't have time to think about it too much, Yin Shi instantly ran towards the yard...

"Xinjiang! That natural roll is ready to escape!" A Miao woke up instantly when she heard the alarm bell, and shouted out the door, "Activate the fortress mode!"

"Hey hey..." Xin Baha, who was sleeping in his room, was also awakened. After yawning, he turned around and lay down. He rubbed his eyes and groped for the glasses on the side to put them on. Immediately afterwards, a small piece of the floor in front of Xin Baja exposed a depression, and without any explanation, Xin Baja pressed the red button in the small groove.

"Ha~" After Shin Baha finished all this, he yawned again and fell asleep holding the pillow.

At the same time, after Xin Baha pressed the button, the whole yard became a little different, countless traps were activated, all exits were blocked, and the whole mansion became a real steel fortress .

"That woman! To do this..." Ginto murmured as he looked at the reinforced gate in front of him.

"Ahahahaha!" A Miao got dressed, walked to the door of the room with a long knife, and laughed: "Do you think you can escape? This house has endured countless stalkers. The intrusion of the thieves, and the heavily armed to prevent the intrusion of thieves, can now be called a fortress! A fortress where not even a mouse can escape!"

"Damn!" Yin Shi secretly scolded, but then Yin Shi heard footsteps behind him, "That's..."

When Yinshi turned his head, he realized that a group of Baihua members rushed towards him shouting.

"You..." Yin Shi thought about it for two seconds, then his face instantly brightened, "Are you sent by Jiang Cheng to save me?! Did that idiot finally remember our friendship?!"

"How is that possible!" Xiao Yuan's voice came, "They are going to attack you! Yinsang! Hurry up and escape!"

"Shoot? Run away? What do you mean?" Yin Shi wondered.

"Ginshi, give me death!" Kondo shouted behind Xiao Yuan, holding a knife, "You dare to live with Miss A Miao first, absolutely unforgivable!"

"Dead natural scroll, don't run!" the members of Baihua shouted, "Tell us about Jiang Cheng's ideal type before he dies!!"

"Jiang Cheng's ideal type? What is that?" Gintoki still didn't understand the situation at this time, but from the expressions of these people, Gintoki also felt that the visitor was not good, and if this continued, his life would be in danger. So, before he could react, Yinshi turned his head and ran away.

But just after a few steps, Yin Shi found that she was a few meters in front of her. A Miao was standing there with a smile on her face. If she hadn't held a long knife in her hand, she would have thought she was a gentle and virtuous woman. .

"This way..." Gintoki turned and ran in the other direction.

"New sauce! SOL! It's time for SOL to appear!" A Miao shouted into the room again.

"Hey hey..." Shin Baha, who was half asleep, yawned, got up, and pressed another red button in front of him again.

Yin Shi, who was fleeing, suddenly saw that his body was illuminated by a beam of light, and wherever he ran, the light followed.

"What is this?" Yin Shi wondered, but just after he finished speaking, a laser cannon shot down from the sky in an instant.

Boom! ! !

After the bombing, only Gintoki was left with a black face and an explosive head.

"This, shouldn't it be..." Yin Shi raised his head and muttered in cold sweat, "Satellite weapon?!!"

That's right, Yin Shi was right at all. Over the earth, a satellite was aiming at this place. The word [SOL740] was marked on the satellite, which should be the model of the satellite. As for why it is called SOL, it is an abbreviation.

Abbreviation for Sutookaa Punishment () Laser.

"Shin-chan! Concentrate fire there!" A Miao shouted again.

"Hey..." Saying that, Shin Baha's fingers began to tap on the red button in front of him at the same speed that Taka Kato would kneel when he saw it.

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Looking at the countless bright spots lit up in the sky, Gintoki has no love and is ready to give up. At the same time, all the members of Baihua, together with Little Monkey and Kondo, also pounce on Gintoki.

"Ahahaha..." Yin Shi turned his head with a look of hopelessness on his face, "Let's all go together, we'd better have a company when we cross the Santu River..."

"Tell us about Jiang Cheng's ideal type of sama!"

"Yin Sang! I'm here to save you!"

"Silver time, you die for me!"

Boom! ! ! boom! ! ! boom! ! !

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Yoshihara.

"It's really nice weather." Today, Jiang Cheng woke up naturally after a rare sleep, opened his eyes and sighed, put on his clothes and walked out of the bedroom.

As soon as he came to the bedroom, Jiang Chengcheng found that all the members of Baihua in his living room were sitting on the ground with their heads bowed, afraid to speak. Moreover, all the members of Baihua seemed to be involved in the bombing.

"Hey, what's the matter?" Jiang Cheng leaned in front of Yueyong and asked cautiously, "Did Baihua's dormitory explode? Why did everyone turn into an explosive head? What bombing was involved?"

"Hmph, about this," Yueyong hummed and then cursed, "It's all your fault! You bastard!"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was at a loss, "What are you talking about? I just slept and didn't do anything. I can't take responsibility like this, right?"

"No," Yueyong murmured while holding her forehead, "don't let me see you, I'll get angry when I see you, I can't hold back my hands, I can't hold back the desire to take out Kuwuzha. Kill your urge."

"Hey, this is too much!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "I don't even know what happened!"

"Let's all kneel here today, and get up when you think about it." With that, Yueyong stepped out of Jiang Cheng's room.

"Hey! Why are you here with me?" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Do you think I am here as a confession room or an ancestral hall? You took my room as a gathering place for Baihua without authorization. I will endure it, but this time I I really can't bear it!"

After speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was about to rush out to find Yueyong's theory, but before he could take a step, two kunai flew in from the door and pinned them precisely on Jiang Cheng's forehead.

Jiang Cheng hit the street...

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"Hey, what exactly is Jiang Cheng sama's ideal type?" a young lady Baihua asked coquettishly.

"Huh? My ideal type?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and wondered, "Why do you ask this?"

"It's all that natural curly silver hair that made us look like this!" Another Miss Baihua said angrily, "It's all his fault for not telling us about Jiang Cheng's ideal type!"

"What the **** did you do when I was sleeping..." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, then sighed and said, "But I can tell you about this."

"Huh?! Really?!"

A group of young ladies immediately surrounded Jiang Cheng.

After clearing his throat, Jiang Cheng put on a solemn expression and said, "My ideal type... In general, there is no more."

"How is that possible?"

"There must be, right?"

"It must be Jiang Cheng sama who doesn't want to tell us."

"That's right, that's right."

"Nothing means nothing," Jiang Cheng explained with a sigh, "Although I don't know what you guys did to make you look like this, but if you want to know this, it's really going too far."

"All in all, if I don't have it, I don't have it anymore." Jiang Cheng said and stood up, "There are new games waiting for me today! Everyone~IndoMTL.com~ See you later!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his head and was ready to go out with excitement on his face, but just as he reached the door, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, turned his head and added: "But that's what I'm saying, I don't want to work hard. The beautiful living people like it very much."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng smiled.

"Jiang Cheng sama~"

"Just talking about me!"

"No, it's me!"

A group of Baihua members pushed and shoved in front of Jiang Cheng. At the same time, Yamazaki, who was sitting behind a group of Baihua members, felt that this time was a good opportunity to escape. So, Yamazaki quietly turned around and prepared to slip away. But just after climbing a few steps, he suddenly heard Jiang Cheng's voice coming again.

"What is this?" Jiang Cheng lowered his body, picked up an ID photo, opened it, glanced at it, and muttered: "True Selection Team, Yamazaki Retire, this is..."

Yamazaki was shocked when he heard these words, and quickly touched his pocket, 【Tooth white! I accidentally lost my ID photo! ]

At the same time, Yamazaki felt the chill behind him getting heavier. Yamazaki's face was covered in cold sweat, and he mechanically turned his head.

"Well, listen to my explanation!" Yamazaki shouted at the group of Baihua members with fierce faces, and then knelt down and slammed a few.

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