Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 169: :A beautiful moon is the best appetizer!


Jiang Cheng: Bridge Bean Sacks! Don't start a title that confuses readers!

"Stop joking, how would I know." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied impatiently, "Get out of here quickly, don't bother me, stinky brat."

"But...Sister Yueyong looks really super super wrong!" Qingta pretended to exaggerate, "If it's Brother Jiang Cheng, maybe he knows how to make Sister Yueyong recover! "

"I said I don't know at all!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help scolding, then sighed and put down the gamepad in his hand and stood up, pushing and kicking Jiang Qingta out of the door, closing the door Anti-lock in one go.

"Listen to me a little more, Brother Jiang Cheng!" Ching Tai shouted outside the door.

"Hurry up and practice your spiral pills in the woods, don't bother me anymore, blogger." Jiang Cheng clapped his hands and replied casually.

After speaking, Jiang Cheng ignored Harita's shouts, walked to the computer and sat down, put on headphones and turned up the volume to the maximum, and continued his game adventure...

"How's it going?" Hirota's voice came from behind Harita.

"Sure enough, Mom." Qingta turned her head, looked at the sun wheel in the wheelchair, and continued, "Let's just let Sister Yueyong give up? There is absolutely no need for gratitude, right? For that For the dead house."

The incident started last night.

At this time, some time has passed since the events of Dereia. But Jiang Cheng always felt that something was wrong with Yueyong's recent state.

"Hey, what's wrong with you?" At the dinner table, Jiang Cheng stared at Yueyong who was sitting across from the table and asked, "Why do you always have a tangled expression on your face? Could it be... constipation?"

"How is that possible! Idiot!" Yueyong cursed with white eyes.

"Isn't it constipation? Could it be... hemorrhoids?!"

"Hey, what are you talking about at the dinner table? I'll kill you." Yueyong replied.

"Hmph, I see," Jiang Cheng snorted and smiled, then raised his eyebrows and said, "Being a woman is really not easy. There are so many days in a month, it's really hard~"

"It's not a day yet." The sun wheel on the side explained with a smile.

"Speaking of which, isn't it about the same for Brother Jiang Cheng? There are also a few days of sleep every month..." Qingtai raised her hand and said.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

"Well, it's none of my business, but don't dangle in front of me again, OK?" Jiang Cheng put down his chopsticks and replied casually, "Seeing your expression, I always feel that the meal is not delicious. It's over~"

"Really?!" Yue Yong patted the table and stood up.

"What's your reaction?!" Jiang Cheng was taken aback, and then quickly explained: "Joke, joke, you can't make a joke?"

Looking at Yue Yong, who lowered his head and sat down again without saying a word, in the end, Jiang Cheng gave up his desire to pick up the bowls and chopsticks again.

"I'm full." After Jiang Cheng said something, he slowly got up and left.

It wasn't until Jiang Cheng went out that Mrs. Qing realized that she looked at Jiang Cheng's behind several buckets of rice, and exaggeratedly said, "Brother Jiang Cheng ate so little today! Only five buckets of rice! It's a three-point average. One! Are you sick?"

"Really?!" Yue Yong patted the table and stood up again.

"Mom..." Qingta moved cautiously to Sun Wheel's side and whispered, "Sister Yueyong is really not quite right..."

Hearing this, Sun Lun said nothing, but looked at Yue Yong who was standing beside him with a smile.

After seeing this, Yueyong also sat down quickly, picked up her own bowl and chopsticks, and ate to herself.

"Are you trying to eat Jiang Cheng-ge's share?" Looking at Yueyong who kept adding food, Qingtai said expressionlessly.

"No, maybe I just want to thank Jiang Cheng-sang, so I'm very distressed." Hirota Xiangqing explained with a smile.

"Who would want to thank that dead otaku!" Yueyong instantly froze and roared.

Harita silently looked at Yueyong, who looked like a blown-up cat in front of her.

Sun Wheel is still smiling.

Looking at the eyes of the two of them, Yueyong couldn't stand being stared at, and quickly defended: "I just think that this idiot has saved Yoshihara a disaster. If it wasn't for him, Yoshihara would definitely Will it endure a disaster? At that time, the reconstruction fee and the medical treatment of the injured girls will be a lot of expenses. So, I just want to help the girls in Yoshihara..."

As she spoke, Yueyong's voice became smaller and smaller.

"What do you mean?" Qing Tai asked in a low voice.

"The meaning of Yueyue is that Jiang Chengsang in this incident is like an employee who stopped the loss in time for the company." Sun Wheel simply concluded.

"Soso! That's what it means!" Yueyong replied.

"Do you consider yourself the chairman of the board?" Harita said again, expressionlessly.

"It makes sense. This time, I really should thank Jiang Cheng-sang. Of course, it's for Yoshihara's wandering girls." Hiron said with a smile, "Then, I'll leave this to you. Yueyue, right? You must be able to complete the task perfectly, right?"

"I can't help it, since you have said so on Sun Lun, then I can only..." Yue Yong held her hands and pretended to be indifferent...

That's probably what happened, that's why the opening scene.

Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang! !

The knocking on the door kept coming, and Jiang Cheng could hear it even when he was wearing headphones.

Finally, after the game characters he manipulated died, Jiang Cheng finally took off his headphones and walked to the door of his room with a dark face.

"I already said don't bother me! Stupid brat!" Jiang Cheng yelled as he opened the door, but just after opening the door, Jiang Cheng realized that it was not Qingta standing at the door, but a stack of Yueyong of the game disc.

"Ah, it's you." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said casually, "Is there something wrong?"

Yueyong opened her mouth, but in the end she didn't say anything, but smashed all the games she was holding onto Jiang Cheng. The latter was directly smashed to the ground.

After doing all this, Yueyong turned around and left. Not a trace of sloppiness.

"What kind of crazy is this woman?" Jiang Cheng rubbed his waist and stood up, then glanced at the game that fell to the ground, "These are..."

"What kind of punishment is this?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "Didn't I say I don't like rpg games? Could it be..."

Dinner time.

"These are for you." With that said, Jiang Cheng moved a stack of games from the side and placed them in front of Harita.

"These are..." Looking at the rpg games that her mother usually wouldn't buy, Qing was so shocked, "Are these Jiang Cheng-ge you bought for me?! They are all very expensive and very expensive. Expensive!"

"How is that possible!" Jiang Cheng scolded, and then casually continued, "These are bought by Yueyue to give you, but it seems that I am too embarrassed to give them, so let me deliver them on your behalf."

"Really?!" Qingtai showed a look of joy, "Thank you so much, Sister Yueyong, for giving me so many games! But then again, where did Sister Yueyong go?"

"I don't know." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Haruta, it's better to play an hour a day or something." Sun Wheel said with a smile.

"Why is this..." Qing Tai pouted and muttered.

At this time, Yue Yong, who was standing at the door, held her forehead full of depression, and then slowly turned to leave. You know, Yueyong's deposit is all used to buy these games...

After the meal, Jiang Cheng covered his belly, which was like an October pregnancy, and burped in satisfaction.

"I'm full, I'm full, I'm so satisfied." Jiang Cheng said with a contented face.

"Today's appetite is normal." Qingta said, looking at the dozens of empty wooden buckets beside Jiang Cheng.

"After all, I didn't see that ugly face today." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Don't say that about Sister Yueyong," Qingta complained, "Sister Yueyong is also for..."

"Qingta." Hirota stopped Qingta from speaking, and then looked at Jiang Cheng with a serious face.

"What kind of eyes are you guys looking at?" Jiang Cheng looked bewildered.

"Brother Jiang Cheng, you are really too slow sometimes." Qingta complained.

"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about? It just doesn't make sense." Jiang Cheng wondered.

Harita just wanted to explain, but was interrupted again by the sun wheel.

"Today's moon is also very beautiful, don't you think today is a good time to have a drink?" Sun Wheel stretched out a finger and suggested with a smile.

"No, my schedule is already full recently. I really don't have time." Jiang Guo refused decisively.

"Full schedule means..." Harita muttered.

"Of course it's a game!" Jiang Cheng replied.

"Just stay in the room and play games?!" Harita yelled.

"Are you underestimating games?!" Jiang Cheng scolded ~IndoMTL.com~ and then showed a frenzy on his face, "Those are the hard work of game designers! Countless ideas have come together and experienced A work of art crafted by countless hours! That's GAME!"

"The process of playing a game is not just about playing, but more importantly, to feel the hard work that game designers put into designing the game! It's not just a game! It's an unparalleled artwork!"

"You're just making an excuse! It sucks! You bastard!" Chingta shouted.

"What did you say?! You stinky brat!" Jiang Cheng cursed.

"Well, you can't play games 24 hours a day, right? You should relax today. You can drink whatever you want~" Hiron continued, "It happened that Yoshihara entered a group of high-end Chinese Liquor, but the sales volume is not very high, it's all piled up in the warehouse~"

"That's it, then I can only be disrespectful..." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied, but then he saw Hiron and Qingta sneak a slap, "I always feel... what conspiracy is you guys having? ..."

"No, no! Nothing!" Qingta explained in a hurry.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng still didn't quite believe it.

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