Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 171: :Keep your receipts and IOUs safe!

One day, Yoshihara.

Jiang Cheng's room.

Jiang Cheng stared speechlessly at Gui, who was sitting on the ground in front of him, dressed as a housekeeper, with heavy makeup on his face.

"It's almost enough. What do you want to do? Wig." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.

"It's not a wig, it's a wig!" Gui replied with a solemn face, "I just feel that I haven't seen each other for a long time, and I miss it, so I took time out of my busy schedule to come here just to catch up. Of course, I also brought A little bit of talent comes, I can't bear to watch you continue to fall! You are destined to fight side by side with me! Come and change this rotten world with me!"

Seeing that Gui was going to be endless again, Jiang Guo clapped his hands decisively, and then quickly rushed in from outside the door and several members of Baihua rushed in to hold Gui up.

"Throw it out." Jiang Cheng stood up and said casually, then turned around and walked towards the computer.

"Humph, is this your trump card?" Gui Hen, who was supported by a member of Baihua, laughed, and then continued: "When competing against each other, whoever shows his hole cards first is the loser. The trump card is the winner until the last minute!"

Having said that, Gui looked at Miss Baihua, who was beside her, and said, "That, Miss, please take [that] out of my arms! That is my trump card!"

After Miss Baihua listened, although she didn't want to pay attention to him, Jiang Cheng turned around curiously after hearing Gui's words. Seeing this, Miss Baihua could only resist reaching out into Gui's arms to grope.

"This is..." Miss Baihua murmured while looking at what she found.

"That's it," Gui hummed twice and looked up at Jiang Cheng again, "Jiang Cheng, when you see this, can you still take that attitude?"

"Are you... underestimating me?" Jiang Cheng looked at the few chocolate-flavored delicious sticks in Miss Baihua's hands and said expressionlessly, and then looked at a group of Miss Baihua again. , "Throw it out."

"Hi!" ×n

"Bridge bean sack!" Gui shouted hurriedly, and then said again with a deep expression, "It's not a loss to be the trump card of our organization, but he didn't change his face in the face of this temptation!"

"Hey, remember to strip off this dress when you throw it away, and hang it at the gate of Yoshihara for three days." Jiang Cheng said again.

"Hi!" ×n

After answering, the group of Miss Baihua dragged Gui and prepared to leave.

"Qiaodou sacks! You don't have to do this! It's just a joke, a joke!" Gui shouted hurriedly, his tone getting weaker and weaker, "Well, I really have something to ask you for help! Ah! Don't rip off the top! The bottoms don't work either! Don't touch it, it won't work there either! Ah!!"

In the end, Jiang Cheng relented.

"Okay, okay," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "let him go first."

The group of Miss Baihua then put Gui down.

…

After listening to Gui's words, Jiang Cheng directly spit out the tea he had just drank, just right to spray Gui's face.

"Are you telling a bad joke today?!" Jiang Cheng frantically complained, "Wanted all over the country to join a TV show?! Or a one-day follow-up interview?! Although I know your head He's been in severe burns all the time, but he's not that stupid, is he?!"

"This is just to let the general public know what kind of existence our patriots are!" Gui replied solemnly, "criminals, bomb demons, radical guerrillas, terrorists. There are many guys who despise us and fear us. We. Although there are indeed many guys who are thieves and bandits, but that is only a part of them! Most of them are like you and me, who are concerned about the country and want to change this country. The loyal people who serve the country! Don't you want them to be Has your impression of you changed?!"

"It's you, right! Don't bring others in without authorization!" Jiang Guo replied decisively, "Also, aren't you a bomb demon?! What the **** are you pretending to be!"

"Not only Yinshi, but even you have become like this?!" Gui held his hands and showed a look of emotion, "I really miss those days when we used to fight for this country together, now It's still etched in the back of my mind."

"If you still remember, give me back the five thousand yuan you borrowed that day!" Jiang Cheng scolded.

"Five thousand yuan? What the **** are you talking about?" Gui instantly switched to a natural expression, "It's been too long, how do you remember such trivial things?"

"Didn't you just say that you remembered everything in your mind?!" Jiang Cheng complained, "Do you think you can fool the past with that natural dumb expression?!"

"Can't you?"

"Of course not!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "That was the only 5,000 yuan I had left at the time! I lent it to you and never paid it back! Every time I asked you, I always pretended to be natural. The dumb expression is really... super hot!"

"Are you still a samurai with such a fuss?! A samurai should be casual!" Gui retorted.

"I have something to do with the samurai!" Jiang Cheng scolded, but in the end Jiang Cheng sighed, "Well, forget it, I don't want to worry about it anymore."

After hearing this, Gui showed a look of surprise on his face, and said, "Really?! Do you really not care?! If you say that, all the previous accounts have been written off, right?! Not only the five thousand yuan case. , and 10,000 yuan and 20,000 yuan were also voided that time!"

"You still remember it!" Jiang Cheng shouted, grabbing Gui's collar, "I just bombed you! Admit it? Admit it all! Give me back all my 35,000 yuan. Ah you bastard!"

"Huh? Thirty-five thousand yuan? Nani thirty-five thousand yuan? Do you want to lend me thirty-five thousand yuan?" Gui once again switched to natural mode.

"Please go to **** and think slowly!" Jiang Cheng changed into Jie Zuoren's clothes at some point, and stood behind Gui with a knife in his hand. Gui was kneeling on the ground, and a short knife appeared in the small box in front of him.

"Qiaodou sack!" Gui shouted quickly, and then said with a serious face: "If it is really arrears, I will not default! Then, at least take out the IOU or receipt." /

"You said you would pay it back the next day! That's why I didn't ask you to write IOUs and receipts! Are you **** ready to let you go?!" Jiang Cheng scolded with bruised veins.

"That means it can't be proved?" Gui nodded, and then showed a look of embarrassment, "That's difficult, since there are no IOUs and receipts, it can't prove that I really borrowed money from you. Since I can't prove that I really borrowed money from you, so I can say whether the debt really exists or not. After all, there is no memory in my mind that I have borrowed money from you and have not written the IOU and receipt. …”

"Someone, drag him out and walk through the streets." Jiang Cheng shouted at the door.

"Wait!"

…

Jiang Cheng and Gui sat down face to face again, but the difference from just now was that Jiang Cheng's face was relaxed, while the opposite Gui had a blue nose and a swollen face, as if he had just suffered a traffic accident.

"Then, do you want me to record your stupid appearance on TV?" Jiang Cheng said with a squinting smile.

"No, considering that the reporter interviewed was the anchor of Hanano who was in the blooming season, and considering the ratings of the show, I thought carefully about the ending of the show. The two sat in the cafe and let me introduce her to her. Looking at the past photos, I finally received an unexpected letter from a relative and friend and was moved to tears, a development like [Want to come to my house?]!" Gui explained with his arms in his hands.

"It's too old-fashioned." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "And what is the last sentence? Are you a hooligan?"

Gui ignored Jiang Cheng's complaints and said again: "But also considering that the other party may not have prepared a letter, which will greatly reduce the effect of the program, so in order to prevent this from happening. So I want to invite you..."

"It's a shame, I wouldn't write that kind of thing even if I die." Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng refused directly and decisively.

"No, I haven't told you what to do yet," Gui replied, and then took out a letter from his arms, "I've already prepared the letter! There's no need to worry!"

"Did you even prepare the letters yourself?!" Jiang Cheng complained.

"After all, this is also the first time I have seen the audience across the country, so we must take all the circumstances into consideration. For example, the timing of inserting advertisements..."

"You don't need to think about those things at all!" Jiang Cheng cursed.

"After all, fighting against foreigners also needs funds," Gui retorted with a serious face. "The issue of advertising revenue still needs to be discussed! So far, we have won the sponsorship of Jisongdian's ramen! On the day of the interview~IndoMTL. com~ You can eat a bowl of ramen for free as long as you praise the ramen in Jisongdian in front of the camera!"

"Are you going to fight off the barbarians with a bowl of ramen?!"

"No, in fact, I contacted the seller of Delicious Bars. As long as Delicious Bars appear in front of the camera, you can get a whole box!" Gui replied.

"Enough, I don't want to complain anymore." Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually and replied, "Hurry up and get down to business, the chapter is almost over and I haven't gotten to the point yet."

"Would you like to get involved in this ad? I've designed the ad words for you!" Gui suggested.

"Sounds really good. You can promote a wave of Yoshihara all over the country, so as to bring benefits to Yoshihara..." Jiang Cheng nodded and analyzed. After thinking for two seconds, Jiang Cheng looked at Gui with a serious face. , said: "Taiga, verbally wow!"

"Why! It's obviously a win-win situation, okay!" Gui shouted.

"If it's someone else, I might agree, but if it's you... I always think things will get worse..." Jiang Cheng explained with a look of embarrassment.

"Isn't there any trust left between us?!" Gui shouted, "Is the past where you can entrust your back to the other party is really gone?!"

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