Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 174: :Language is also a power!
"No one said that!" Yue Yong scolded, and then looked at Jiang Cheng's lower body, and said, "And you look like a... wilful man, right?"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng was silent. He lowered his head and said nothing for a long time, but in the eyes of Kagura on the side, Jiang Cheng's body burned with an inexplicable red arrogance.
"After all, since you came to Yoshihara, there has never been..." Yue Yong continued, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before she could finish.
"Shut up...shut up!" Jiang Cheng raised his head, gritted his teeth and looked at Yueyong fiercely, staring at his big red eyes and roaring, "Just now...you seem to have said something that shouldn't be said. Well... do you want you to try what a man's real [Unicorn King] is! You didn't even know a man's physiological structure when I was visiting Hualiu Street! I'll kill you!"
"I'm just talking about it... Well, even though I said that, I won't look down on you." Yue Yong showed sympathy on her face, then turned and left Jiang Cheng's room. " You guys, hurry up..."
"Little uncle..." Kagura stood on tiptoe and patted Jiang Cheng's shoulder, comforting: "It doesn't matter, men will become soft caterpillars when they reach a certain age, Mommy said ."
Jiang Cheng, who was a little touched just now, spat out a mouthful of old blood after this blow.
"Jiang Cheng sama!" A group of Miss Baihua rushed over in an instant, and Jiang Cheng was surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside.
"Could it be... is what the leader said true?!"
"How is that possible!"
"But... Jiang Cheng sama became like this after hearing those words..."
"So saying..."
Hearing these words, Jiang Cheng immediately knelt down and spat out a mouthful of old blood again. Then he rubbed his chest and wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth, raised his head to look at the members of Baihua, and defended: "Those words are forbidden for any man... I don't have any problems with my body! My [Unicorn] is still alive! If I go to sumo, I will definitely become a Henggang! There is no sign of degenerating into a caterpillar at all! Don't listen to that stinky woman!"
"At times like this, men want face very much. Even if they really can't do it, they will refute it with a tough attitude." Kagura held his hands and nodded with a serious face, "That's what Mommy said. Aru."
"Don't make any more troubles, okay!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "How could Sister Jiang Hua tell you this! It's all made up by you!"
"If a man becomes more and more angry at this time, it means that your words are inseparable, Aru!" Kagura said again, "This is the Aru that Mommy told me."
"How is it possible!" Jiang Cheng scolded.
"I've already started to lose my temper. At this time, I can be 100% sure of Aru!" Kagura said again.
"Where are you from?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.
…
In the forest on the outskirts of Edo.
Kagura stood in front of a group of Miss Baihua, with high fighting intent in her eyes. Standing beside Kagura was Yueyong with a casual look. As for Jiang Cheng, he walked at the end with a lifeless expression on his face. Of course, no matter what man heard those words, he couldn't pretend he didn't hear it. After all... that is the dignity of a man!
"Catch, catch, unicorn~" Kagura hummed and led the way, but suddenly, Kagura stopped.
The people behind also stopped.
"That's..." Yueyong followed Kagura's gaze and saw that a certain natural roll and a certain glasses were setting up a tent.
"Why are you here!!" Kagura exclaimed in shock, "Masaka! Is it also to help me catch the unicorn, Aru?!"
"Ah, Kagura-chan." Shin Baha raised his head and greeted with a smile, "And Miss Yueyong and everyone from Baihua."
"Don't be silly, why are those guys here..." Yin Shi said without raising his head.
Just finished speaking, a kunai has been stuck to the back of Gintoki's head.
"Yo, Saxi is ignoring it." Yueyong came over and greeted, "Do you believe it now?"
"You don't have to say hello this way!" Yinshi pulled off the Kuwu from his head and scolded, "What kind of way is this to say hello! Do you think I'm the same as that idiot Jiang Cheng?!"
"But then again, what about Jiang Chengsang? Why didn't you see Jiang Chengsang?" Xin Ba Haw asked curiously.
Then, a kind of Miss Baihua gave way, and saw Jiang Cheng squatting on the ground with a helpless face, hugging his legs and curling up into a ball, trapped in the shadows.
"How do you feel... There is something wrong with Jiang Chengsang today..." Xinba murmured.
Jiang Cheng also felt something, raised his head to look at Xin Ba Hao, curled the corners of his mouth, and reluctantly said hello: "Hello..."
"Hey! What's going on?! It's not a bad situation anymore! What happened?!" Shinpachi shouted.
"Don't worry about it," Kagura said casually with a wave of his hand, "It's just that he was slandered by some people's words."
After speaking, Kagura glanced at Yueyong beside him.
"What a weak man, I can't stand a little setback." Yue Yong said casually after taking a puff of cigarette.
"That's not a small setback, is it?" Jiang Cheng stood up, rushed in front of Yueyong and Kagura, and shouted loudly, "Those words mean nothing to any man. It's a forbidden language! It's a joke that can't be made! You teach me a little common sense!"
"Why are you more and more curious about what you said to Jiang Chengsang..." Xinba murmured.
"Does this still need to be curious?" Yin Shi walked over and put on the appearance of someone who had come over. "The most unacceptable joke for a man must be that one..."
"That?" Shin Baha wondered.
"Well, that's it," Yin Shi nodded with his hands folded, and then raised a finger [straight], "It's the [Unicorn]!"
"Unicorn?" Xin Ba Haw was still confused, "What exactly does that mean?"
But just after he finished speaking, Shin Baha found that Gintoki's gaze moved down a bit, and the end of his gaze was the one he had been idle for 16 years...
Xin Ba Hau finally came to his senses, adjusted his glasses, and said with a black line: "It's true, this is indeed a joke that men can't make."
"Shinbaha, you don't have to worry about it," Kagura patted Xinbaha's shoulder comfortingly, "no one will make fun of you like that. Don't worry, even for your whole life. There will be no chance to use the [Unicorn Fairy]. It is already doomed to be a virgin for life."
Everyone nodded at the same time.
"Pfft!" Shinbaha was hit by this blow and spit out a mouthful of blood... Kneeling.
"This kind of lethality..." Yin Shi murmured, "I always heard that language is also a powerful weapon, but I didn't expect to see it today."
"Gin-chan, you are similar," Kagura said again.
"Don't be silly, how could it possibly make me angry at this level." Yin Shi waved his hand and said casually.
But just finished speaking, I saw Xin Baha wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth, stood up again, grabbed Kagura's shoulders, stared at his big red eyes and shouted: "Are you underestimating virginity? ?! Don't underestimate virginity, you bastard! A man who still follows the path of virginity at the age of 30 can be reincarnated as the Kato Eagle in the hand of God!"
"Well, calm down, Xin Ba Haw." Yin Shi patted Xin Ba Haw's shoulder and comforted, "It's not a big deal, don't be so excited. Anyway, it's doomed to be a virgin for a lifetime."
"Who do you say is destined to be a virgin for life!" Shinba roared.
"Of course it's you." Gintoki replied as a matter of course.
"So pitiful, that young Dong Zhen."
"Yes, a boy destined to be a virgin for life."
Listening to the whispers of the members of Baihua, Xin Ba Hao also fell into the shadows and formed a shadow duo with Jiang Cheng.
…
"Xin Ba Ha, do you want revenge?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice at Xin Ba Ha, who was beside him.
"Vengeance? What do you mean?" Shin Baha asked in a low voice.
"Girls are very afraid of that, right?" Jiang Cheng's face exuded a dangerous (black-bellied) aura.
"That?"
"Yes, that's it," Jiang Cheng said in a low voice, "I know you guys will stay here for a day and a night, right? Why don't we hold a courage test? Yin Shi is also afraid of that kind of thing. ...and so..."
"You mean pretending to be a ghost to scare people?!"
"Your voice is too loud! You will be heard!" Jiang Cheng slapped Xinba's fist, and then continued, "If you want to take revenge, you can only take advantage of this tonight, and split up to capture Duo later. When you are a horn fairy~IndoMTL.com~ you and I are in a group, and the two of us have a good arrangement..."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng laughed...
"But I always feel that something is not good..." Shinpachi murmured.
"How could it be? Can you swallow up the insult to you just now by Yinshi?" Jiang Cheng continued to bewitch Xin Baha, "You are a man, this kind of joke is absolutely not allowed, as a man, how can you Can I choose to swallow it? It's all for the dignity of a man!"
Speaking, Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong who was instructing Baihua members to set up a tent, hooked the corner of his mouth, and said, "This time, I will repay the insult to me twice!"
…
"Yo Xi, the tent is set up, let's start hunting for the Unicorn!" Yueyong announced in front of the Baihua members.
"Oh!" All the members of Baihua shouted excitedly. Then they turned their attention to Jiang Cheng, who was whispering to Xin Baha.
Jiang Cheng, who felt the chill behind him, turned his head and saw that a group of Miss Baihua were holding their pockets and showing fierce light, staring at themselves as if they were looking at some prey, and shivered involuntarily.
"They...what exactly are they trying to hunt..." Shinbaha said expressionlessly.
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