Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 175: :The routines in love comics also work in reality!

"Yo Xi! Let's start the grouping!" Jiang Cheng stood in front of the crowd and announced loudly, "In short, I'll be in a group with Xin Baji, and the rest are up to you!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng pulled Xin Ba Hao to leave.

"And I am Aru!" Kagura-chan raised her hand quickly and said, "Because Gin-chan said that my uncle is an out-and-out master Aru!"

"He lied to you." Jiang Cheng replied with a squinted smile.

"Huh?!!" Kagura was shocked, then turned his head to Ginshi who was picking his nostrils, "Is what my uncle said true?"

"Ah, really." Gintoki replied casually, then waved his hand and continued, "How could there be such a thing, if there is any secret, then apply it all over and straighten it up. Standing there, you should be attracted soon~”

"That will only attract perverts!" Kagura scolded, and then slowly fell to the ground, covering his eyes and sobbing: "Why do you deceive an ignorant girl like me?"

"Acting skills are too bad, Kagura-chan." Shin Baha said expressionlessly.

"Ah?! Really?! I've worked really hard!" Kagura stood up instantly and shouted, "Aru, who thought he could at least win an Academy Award for his acting skills!"

"You still have a heart to die..." Xin Ba Haw complained again.

At this time, Jiang Cheng suddenly saw a group of Miss Baihua behind him taking out a pen and paper to record something on the paper...

"Are you... idiots?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, and then shouted: "Do you think I'm a bee or a bear?! How could I be attracted to that kind of thing!"

"Hey?! Is it fake?! Can't you attract Jiang Cheng sama's [Unicorn Fairy]?!" A group of Miss Baihua showed a disappointed expression at the same time.

"Hey, spare me," Jiang Cheng sighed, then looked at Xin Ba Hao again, "Let's go, leave them alone."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng took the lead and walked towards the depths of the forest, and Xin Ba Hao also reacted, saying hello to everyone and quickly following up...

It's just that Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Hao didn't notice it. The members of Baihua also followed secretly. Yueyong stood in the same place and thought for a while, and finally, they also followed.

"Really, who is his boss? He actually committed an act of betrayal, and he must be deducted from his salary this month!" Yin Shi shouted, then closed his eyes and clasped his hands with a solemn expression on his face. He said, "Hey, Kagura-chan, even if it's just the two of us, we must get all the unicorns in this forest before everyone else! Do you understand?!"

After Gintoki finished speaking, he opened his eyes, but he didn't see Kagura. It wasn't until he glanced into the distance that he realized that Kagura had also quietly followed.

"Even you?!" Yin Shi cursed, then quickly caught up with Kagura and stopped him, "Do you still want the salary?!"

"By the way, Silver Sauce, do you know how to write the word [salary] Aru?" Kagura squinted Doudou's eyes and said speechlessly.

…

Deep in the forest.

Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji belonged to the first echelon, Baihua and Yueyong who followed behind them belonged to the second echelon, and Yinshi and Kagura at the last belonged to the third echelon.

"I always feel a little cold behind my back..." Jiang Cheng wondered, then looked back.

Looking at the trail with no one behind him, Jiang Cheng became even more puzzled: "Am I feeling wrong?"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his head again and continued to walk forward.

What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that a group of Baihua members had just followed Jiang Cheng and Xin Baja not far behind, but when Jiang Cheng turned back, they all hid behind the tree. Originally, Yueyong was standing still, but was dragged behind the tree by the rest of Baihua members.

After Jiang Cheng turned his head again, they appeared one by one. With fierce eyes, he stared straight at Jiang Cheng's back.

"Why do you feel it again?" Jiang Cheng wondered, and then looked back again, but after writing it once, he still found nothing.

"Maybe Jiang Chengsang feels wrong, maybe." Xin Ba Hao on the side said with a smile, then raised a finger and said, "And isn't the forest much cooler than the city? "

"That's right..." Jiang Cheng nodded and said, then turned his head again with a smile on his face, "Well, it's better to discuss the plan quickly. The plan is called [Heartbeat! Courage Conference Fright Night!]”

"Why did I read in your expression [Heartbeat! Temptation will be the Night of the Soul!]" Xinba groaned, but then slightly sighed, "But it sounds quite interesting, this kind of plot. It's still very common in romance comics. A couple of young couples..."

Seeing the yearning on Xin Ba Haw's face that fell into reverie and revealed, Jiang Cheng was speechless. After a long time, Jiang Chengcai patted Xin Bajie on the shoulder, sighed and said nothing, and continued to walk forward.

"What do you mean by sighing?!" Xin Ba Hao quickly caught up with Jiang Cheng and shouted, "I'm not imagining anything!"

Seeing Xin Baji's blushing face, Jiang Cheng rubbed his temples, then showed an expression of "I understand" and said, "I understand, it doesn't matter. Boys are like this at this age. ."

"Jiang Cheng-sang..." Xin Ba Hao looked at Jiang Cheng with a moved face.

"But," Jiang Cheng continued with narrowed eyes, "if you dare to take action against Kagura-chan..."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's grinning expression, Xin Ba Haw only felt like a little rabbit being stared at by a super scary beast.

"How is that possible!" Shinbaha hurriedly retorted.

"That's good..."

…

"Hey hey, did you hear? Jiang Cheng sama seems to be planning a gall test!"

"Hey?! Really?! Isn't that a scene that only appears in romance comics?!"

"If you say that, Jiang Cheng sama must have planned it for us?!"

"Really?!"

"After all, it's just us girls!"

A kind of Miss Baihua whispered, and then all the members looked shyly at Jiang Cheng, who was almost out of sight. Of course, except for Yueyong.

After all, in the can kicking incident, Jiang Cheng was directly stunned and fainted, and in the end, Yueyong dragged Jiang Cheng back to Yoshihara.

"That idiot, you must have no plans..." Yue Yong murmured.

…

Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Ha, who were walking ahead, were still discussing plans.

"Don't worry too much about Yin Shi's words, as long as you put on makeup or something, you can absolutely scare him to death." Jiang Cheng murmured, "But it is those women who are troublesome, how can they scare him? To them?"

"When it comes to girls, they are afraid of bugs, right?" Xin Baha interjected, "Aren't girls scared to scream when they see spiders and other insects at any age?"

"It makes sense, but just insects may not be enough..." Jiang Cheng muttered while pointing to his chin, then sighed softly: "It would be great if there were really mountain gods and monsters. , if Natsume is here~ I can call out two youkai from the friend's account, the effect is definitely very good."

"I think you just want to talk about this seiyuu meme." Shin Baha spit out expressionlessly, "But when it comes to monsters or something, it is true that many legends exist in the forest~"

Saying that, Xin Ba Ha pointed to a certain orangutan standing alone in a loincloth and covered in honey pheasant.

But suddenly, Xin Ba Hao reacted, shaking his hands: "What is that?!!"

"I didn't expect to say that, I actually saw the legendary fairy today!" Jiang Cheng came to Kondo, looked up and down, and muttered.

"No matter how you look at it..." Xin Baji complained with black lines all over his head, "This person looks like he's seen it somewhere before!"

"Really? Is it Natsume's Book of Friends or the Forest of Fireflies?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"Just in our daily life!" Shinba shouted, "This is clearly a honey-coated orangutan!"

"That's the gorilla goblin, the goblin responsible for protecting the gorillas." Jiang Cheng nodded and said.

"How is that possible!" Shinpachi shouted.

"However, this shouldn't be of use. It doesn't seem to be of any use other than attracting bees and bears." Jiang Cheng sighed, "Forget it, let's see if there are any other fairies."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his head again and walked forward. Xin Ba Haw also quickly followed, and halfway through, he glanced back at a certain orangutan.

Not long after Jiang Cheng left, a group of Baihua members also came to Kondo and looked at Kondo up and down.

"This is..."

"Didn't you hear what Jiang Cheng sama said just now? This is the gorilla goblin! The goblin responsible for protecting the gorillas!"

"Really?! Is there such a gentle fairy?!"

"But it looks a little disgusting..."

"Indeed~IndoMTL.com~ If you don't drip honey, people still want to take a photo with him, after all, it's an uncommon goblin."

Hearing this, Kondo finally made a move, stretched out a thumb on his right hand, and at the same time put on a hearty smile, as if to say: [Take a photo or something now! ]

"Why do I feel more disgusting..."

"I'm a little nauseous, you pat me on the back..."

"Me too..."

"And I..."

…

Watching the scene where the members of Baihua vomited around him, the gorilla... Kondo he... grieved and shed tears.

After vomiting, the members of Baihua left Kondo's place with each other's arms, and only one person was not affected, and that was Yueyong.

Yueyong waited until all the members of Baihua had left before moving forward. I saw that Yueyong looked around for a week and found that no one was paying attention, and finally took out two bananas from her arms and placed them at Kondo's feet.

After doing all this, Yueyong continued to walk in the direction of the members of Baihua, but just after taking two steps, Yueyong suddenly stopped, holding a cigarette stick in her left hand, and her right hand behind her. A thumbs up.

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