Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 176: :Don’t underestimate the forest!
"Come on."
After speaking, Yue Yong walked forward again, leaving Kondo alone to watch the two bananas under her feet tangled in the wind...
Of course, there were Gintoki and Kagura not far away who witnessed all of this. At this time, the two of them were extremely speechless.
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Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Ha, who were in the first echelon, continued to walk forward, and soon they encountered a fairy who was smearing mayonnaise on a tree.
Xin Ba Hao was about to say something when he was suddenly interrupted by Jiang Cheng.
"I know, you don't need to remind me!" Jiang Cheng chuckled with his arms in his arms, showing a little pride on his face, "That is the mayonnaise goblin! The goblin responsible for protecting the mayonnaise!"
"How is that possible! How can there be a fairy who protects that kind of thing!" Shinpachi shouted, "That one is obviously an acquaintance!"
Before Xin Baji could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng sighed again and said, "This is useless. I'm really distressed. Let's find another goblin."
Said Wan Jiang Cheng started to leave again, and Xin Ba Hao had to follow. At the same time, he still looks back from time to time to look at the fourteen who is smearing mayonnaise on the tree as if no one else is taking care of himself.
"This forest, it's really not right..." Shin Baha murmured with black lines all over his head.
"That's what the so-called forest is." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then reminded: "Don't underestimate the forest~ There are many wonderful creatures hidden here."
"No...that's not what I want to say..." Shinpachi murmured.
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"Is this the Mayonnaise Monster?"
"It's amazing, it's almost no different from humans..."
"However, you really can't underestimate the forest, there are so many unheard of species..."
"Jiang Cheng sama is right, you must not underestimate the forest..."
"You said, if you ask if you can take a photo..."
"Don't be silly! You'll be thought to be out for mayonnaise! You'll be driven out of the forest!"
"That makes sense, let's hurry up and follow Jiang Cheng's sama, it's almost gone..."
A kind of Baihua member standing in the distance watching the fourteen who is constantly working, whispering.
However, it only stayed for a while, and then followed in the direction Jiang Cheng left. And Yueyong didn't mean to stop at all, and followed.
Of course, Yue Yong's mental activity is like this: [I didn't expect that there are fairies who guard that kind of thing. The forest really can't be underestimated...]
After Yue Yong left, the third echelon of Gintoki and Kagura arrived.
"Silver sauce, is that nicotine?" Kagura whispered, "Is he poisoned by nicotine?"
"That's right, it's the nicotine monster, there are two little Tintin monsters." Gintoki replied casually.
After speaking, the two also followed in the direction where everyone left...
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At this time, Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji stopped and turned their attention to a big tree in front of them.
The eyes of the two were full of surprise, and they followed their gaze to the tree, only to see a unicorn the size of an adult lying quietly on the tree...
Jiang Cheng: This must be useful!
Xin Ba Hao: This one will definitely sell for a high price!
The two eyes were full of bright little stars, and immediately, the two rushed towards the big tree at the same time.
After the two of them kicked the tree a few times, the big unicorn finally fell.
The two walked up to them in surprise, and Jiang Cheng said happily, "This will definitely work!"
"Well, can you give this to me? I mean after participating in the gall test..." Shinbaha said shyly.
"You should be past the age to like this kind of thing, right?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and wondered.
"Ah, I don't want it anymore," Shinhachi explained quickly, "but Kagura-chan wants such a unicorn..."
"Masaka!" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and then showed a moved face, "Did you and Gintoki also come here to catch the unicorn for Kagura-chan? Kagura-chan really There are two good partners."
"Ah... For the time being, let's just say..." Shinpachi scratched his head and replied.
"Yes!" Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up, and then reached out and turned the big unicorn over.
"Really?!" Shin Baha said in surprise, and then showed gratitude, "Thank you so much!"
But just after he finished speaking, Xin Ba Ha couldn't laugh anymore, because Xin Ba Ha saw the true face of the big unicorn... It was just Sogo Okita wearing the unicorn holster!
"Why you!!" Shinbaha rushed forward, kicking and cursing.
"Well, calm down, maybe the unicorns are like this." Jiang Cheng quickly grabbed Xin Baji and persuaded, "This may not be some unicorns, but the unicorns! Responsible for The fairy who protects the unicorn!"
"How is that possible! There should be a limit to natural stupidity!" Xin Bazhu pointed at Sogou on the ground and shouted, "It's Okita-san no matter how you look at it!"
"Hey? Really?!" Jiang Cheng said in shock, and then showed a look of disappointment, "I thought I could finally find a goblin that can be used in the dare test..."
Zongwu, who was struggling on the ground, heard this, his eyes lit up slightly, and said, "Try the courage? It sounds interesting, do you want to take me with you?"
"Looks like Sogo-kun also has some good ideas." Jiang Cheng looked at Sogou with a smile, and their eyes crossed. Then, the two laughed at the same time.
Hearing the dangerous (black belly) smiles on the faces of the two of them, Xin Baji muttered with black lines on his head: "I always feel that Hijikata-sang and Yin-sang should be unlucky again..."
"Well, don't laugh for now, give me a hand first, I can't get up alone." Zongwu stretched out his hand and said.
"Oh," Jiang Cheng also stretched out his hand and pulled Zong Wu out, "what are you doing by dressing up like this?"
Xin Ba Ha, who was beside him, also looked at Sou Wu curiously.
Hearing this, Zongwu replied casually: "Isn't this kind of thing obvious at a glance?"
"Soga, so that's the case, I know." Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands in his arms.
"I can't see anything at all!" Xin Bazhu frantically complained, "Why do you understand?! Why?!"
"Although all the battle plans to try to get in touch with Unicorns by disguising as their companions were all lost, but..." Sogo laughed again, "I heard a more interesting plan..."
"So you're just catching unicorns?!" Xin Ba Ha spit out with white eyes.
Seeing that the two of them began to exude a dangerous aura again, Shin Baha hurriedly took a few steps back and opened the distance between them.
Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu laughed louder and louder, more and more perverted...
"Hahahaha...cough, cough, cough, let's stop laughing, I'm choking." Jiang Chengshun said as he straightened his chest.
"Then let's discuss the plan." Sogo sat down with his legs crossed, but from the back he looked like a unicorn standing tall.
Jiang Cheng also took the opportunity to sit down, but before Jiang Cheng could speak, a group of Baihua members, Yinshi and Kagura roared and rushed towards Sogou.
"Hey, calm down." Seeing this, Jiang Cheng hurriedly shouted to everyone.
But except for Miss Baihua and the sisters who stopped when they heard Jiang Cheng's words, Gintoki and Kagura didn't mean to stop at all. The two flew over with a net.
"Hey? What's wrong?" Zongwu wondered, subconsciously turning his head.
But before Sogo can turn around, Gintoki and Kagura have come behind Sogo...
(The following pictures are too **** and violent, so they are selectively omitted, please imagine for yourself.)
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After a scuffle, Jiang Chengcai finally separated the three people who were scuffled together.
"What are you doing!" Zongwu, who was helped up by Jiang Cheng, wiped his nosebleed and yelled at Yinshi and Kagura.
"You should ask yourself before asking others! Why are you sitting there wearing that suit?!" Gintoki retorted without hesitation, and then picked his nostrils casually.
"SouDaSouDa, wearing that outfit, no matter who it is, everyone will think that it is a huge unicorn, Aru." Kagura also picked up his nostrils, imitating Gintoki's appearance.
"Well, calm down first." Jiang Cheng mediated, then looked at Yinshi and Kagura, "Don't you want to catch the unicorn? Hurry up, don't get in the way here."
"What did you say?" Yin Shi was instantly unhappy, "What do you mean by getting in the way?!"
"Literally." Jiang Cheng replied.
"What do you mean literally?! Do you want to fight? You bastard!" Yin Shi shouted, grabbing Jiang Cheng's collar.
"I promise you can finish it today." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, "I even thought about your funeral speech."
On the other side of Yinshi and Jiang Cheng, Sogou and Kagura were facing each other, looking at each other unhappily, looking like they were about to pinch.
Seeing that a fight was about to start, Xin Ba Ha hurried forward and persuaded with a wry smile: "Well, now is not the time to fight, right? Isn't everyone's purpose to catch the Unicorn? It should be fine at this time. Cooperation, right?"
"Cooperation?" Fourteen's voice sounded from behind everyone~IndoMTL.com~ Don't be kidding, all the unicorns in this forest are from the really selected group, you guys hurry up and get out. "
After taking a puff of cigarettes, I heard no one around. At this time, Shi Shi pouted the corners of his mouth, thinking he was bluffing them, and then slowly raised his head...
I saw Yin Shi, Jiang Cheng and the others just glanced at Shi Shi for a little while, and continued to pinch him. The same goes for Kagura and Sogou, who seemed to be ignoring Shi Shi at all.
The same is true for the sisters Baihua, who just glanced at the fourteenth, and bury their heads in their own business again.
"You bastards..." Fourteen cursed word by word with his veins bursting, "Are you ignoring me on purpose?!"
Later, Fourteen discovered that a group of Miss Baihua began to whisper, and looked at themselves from time to time, as did Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and others.
"That's right, this is the right reaction..." Shi Shi took a puff of cigarette again and muttered to himself, but after Shi Shi accidentally heard Miss Baihua's words, the whole person was not well... …
"The Mayonnaise Fairy Speaks!!!"
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