Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 177: :Fairies are something you can’t find!

"The Mayonnaise Fairy Speaks!"

"What's the matter? I seem to be looking at this place from time to time..."

"Really! Did we do anything to make him angry?"

"No no! Absolutely no one is sneaking his mayo!"

"But it looks really unpleasant, it looks like it's trying to drive us out of the forest..."

A group of Baihua members looked at the blue-veined Fourteen and whispered.

"What the **** are you talking about! It's too rude! Don't think I'll let you go if you're a woman! I'll cut you off!" Shi Shibai cursed loudly.

After listening, Jiang Cheng sighed softly, came to the Baihua sisters, and said helplessly: "You...really didn't steal the mayonnaise of the mayonnaise fairy? If you secretly took it, immediately Go back. Otherwise, you will definitely be driven out of the forest."

"Who are you calling the mayonnaise goblin!" Fourteen shouted.

"There is a limit to the eyesight, right?" Yinshi walked in front of Jiang Cheng and continued, "That is obviously a nicotine goblin, right? A goblin with two penis."

"Hey?! Really?! Is there really such a fairie?"

"It's incredible, I didn't expect there are two monsters with Tintin!"

"The forest is an incredible place!"

A group of Baihua members stared at Fourteen's crotch and whispered.

"How is that possible!" Shi Shi cursed again, "I really cut you all down!"

"That's obviously a mayonnaise fairy!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"No! It's obviously a nicotine fairy!" Gintoki retorted.

Seeing that the two of them were about to pinch again over some trivial matter, Xin Ba Haw hurriedly walked out and stood between them, separating them.

"Yin-sang, Jiang Cheng-sang, that's a fake sang, not a mayonnaise goblin or a nicotine goblin."

"No, the so-called Shijirou Hijikata was originally a combination of mayonnaise fairy, nicotine fairy and V-shaped bangs!" Sogo walked over, stretched out a finger and said seriously.

"It makes sense..." Jiang Cheng heard the sound and nodded, and continued, "Maybe it's because life in the mountains is too boring and lonely, so maybe I joined the Zhenxuan group."

"This possibility is very high..." Gintoki also nodded.

"You all go to hell!!" Fourteen drew his own knife and roared at the three of them.

But at this moment, Kondo's voice came from behind everyone: "Calm down, Fourteen."

"Cut!" After Shi Shi made a disdainful cut, he put his knife back into its sheath.

Kondo, smeared with honey, walked over with a group of Shinsengumi members.

"That's... gorilla goblin!"

"Did the gorilla goblin talk just now?!"

"Really! The Gorilla Goblin has spoken!"

"Why did the gorilla goblin hang out with a group of police?"

"You must have been arrested, right?"

"How can this be possible, after all, it is the goblin who protects the gorilla..."

A group of Miss Baihua whispered again.

"Hey, Kondo-san, can I cut them off?" Fourteen asked.

"Well, it's because of your character that you don't like girls. Fourteen." Kondo said, and then looked at Jiang Chengyi and the others, "By the way, what are you doing in a place like this? "

"Ask us what we are doing, is a guy covered in honey qualified to say that?" Xin Baha spit out with black lines all over his head.

"This is my job, please answer seriously." Kondo replied earnestly, pinching his waist.

"My job? What job needs to be covered with honey? HONEY..." Yin Shi said disdainfully.

"Although I don't know what you guys want to do, I'm just here to catch the demon... the unicorn." Jiang Cheng said.

"Unicorn?" Fourteen breathed out a cigarette, "Then please stop, all the unicorns in this forest are ours."

"Could it be... you guys are also catching unicorns?" Xin Ba Hao asked with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"As expected of my brother-in-law! This insight..." Kondo showed a look of relief, "Now, you can rest assured that the Shinsengumi will be handed over to you in the future, Shinhachi-kun."

"Who are you saying is your brother-in-law?! Don't be delusional! You stalker orangutan!" Xin Ba Hao couldn't help scolding loudly.

"I'm so rude! I'm not a stalker at all!" Kondo retorted, "I'm just a hunter! A hunter of love!"

"Super disgusting man! Naniga's favorite hunter?! He's an out-and-out perverted stalker!" Shinba shouted.

"Hey, Yasang, don't make it hard for a gorilla," Gintoki persuaded, and then looked at the Shinsengumi headed by Kondo again and sneered, "The tax money of the flower citizens ran into Such a place for vacation? How about some people who are really shameless..."

"This is serious work! Anyway, you will only get in the way. Get out of this forest!" Kondo said solemnly.

"What a joke! I came here to catch the Great Unicorn!" Kagura pointed at Sogou and shouted, "It's all for the given Spring 21... Ah, I'm wrong. , on the 28th of Dingchun to avenge Aru!"

"What the **** are you talking about? Isn't your dung beetle crushed to death because you were too excited to watch sumo?" Zongwu replied.

"You don't even think about who made me so excited! Don't think about who is the biggest bad guy?!" Kagura defended loudly with tears in his eyes.

"It's you!" Ginto slapped Kagura and cursed.

Jiang Cheng and the other members of Baihua did not participate in these nonsense from beginning to end. As for why, everyone found a familiar... old colleague among the members of the Shinsengumi group behind Kondo. !

"Isn't that a retire?!" A Miss Baihua pointed to Yamazaki in the Shinsengumi team and said.

"Huh?! Really! That's a retire!"

"It's been a long time, Tui, how are you?"

Originally wanted to pretend to be a little transparent, but Yamazaki, who was still discovered, finally couldn't help but bite the bullet and walked out.

"You... ok..." Yamazaki greeted the members of Baihua.

On the side, Shi Shi looked at Yamazaki, who was surrounded by a kind of Miss Baihua and chatted at home, "Why do they seem so familiar?"

"That's an employee who moved to us before." Jiang Cheng came over and explained with a smile.

"I don't remember this happening..." Fourteen muttered.

"Huh? Really?" Jiang Cheng pretended to be puzzled, "At that time, Tuzi complained to us a lot about the Zhenxuan group~ What kind of dictatorial **** scum who made the team members cut their stomachs if they didn't agree with each other? Chief, and Chief Gorilla."

"Hello? Yamazaki, what exactly do you mean? What is a dictatorial **** scum deputy chief?" Shi Shiyi looked at Yamazaki beside him with a kind face.

"So Da So Da! What do you mean by Chief Gorilla?!" Kondo shouted at the same time.

"That doesn't matter! What matters is what a dictatorial **** scum vice-chief is!" Fourteen said again.

"What do you mean by not important? Do you think I'm a gorilla, Shishi?! Do you think the director is a gorilla?! I'm really angry! I'll really run away from home!" Kondo shouted.

But just after Kondo finished speaking, Tsukiyoshi came over and took out two bananas and handed them to Kondo.

Everyone: stare——

Yueyong, who was stared at by everyone, explained aloud: "Is this wrong? Didn't you say that eating bananas will make the orangutan settle down?"

Just as everyone was about to say something, they saw Kondo squatting aside and eating a banana...

Everyone: Even you admit it!

"Is that the dictatorial **** scum deputy chief you said? It doesn't look like it."

"But that gorilla chief is exactly what you described."

"Didn't you say there's another Captain Dou S? Where is it?"

"Tuzi? Why didn't you talk? Why did you sweat so much? Did you catch a cold?"

A group of Baihua members whispered around Yamazaki.

"Hey, Yamazaki, shouldn't you explain?" After Fourteen lit a cigarette and took a puff, he suppressed the anger in his heart and said, "It's better to say it all now, otherwise... I won't even leave you a whole corpse~"

"Huh?!" Yamazaki was frightened and shivered.

In fact, this incident has to start from the last day of Yamazaki's lurking in Baihua. On that day, in order to fight for the chance to live, Yamazaki who exposed Yamazaki scolded his deputy in front of Jiang Cheng and the other Miss Baihua. , In the end, for Yamazaki's really poor sake, Jiang Chengcai finally let Yamazaki go...

"Aren't you angry?" Shi Shi looked at Zong Wu, "That kid spoke ill of you."

"No," Zongwu said indifferently, "because what he said was the truth, the dictatorial **** scum deputy chief is simply a true portrayal of Hijikata-san."

Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, nodded in agreement.

"Hey, do you want to die too?" Shi Shi shouted at Sogou and Yamazaki, "Cut me now, you two bastards!"

"It's better if you cut your belly to death first~IndoMTL.com~ Earthwork." Zongwu replied without hesitation.

"Do you want me to do it myself?!" Shi Shi scolded, and at the same time pulled out his knife again, "It just so happens that my hand is itchy!"

However, Shi Shi had just pulled out his sword, and all the members of Baihua took out Kuwuhu in front of Yamazaki: "You will never be allowed to hurt Tuiko!"

"Huh? Has nothing to do with you?!" Fourteen shouted.

"How come! Taizi worked very hard when he was in Baihua!"

"So Da So Da, we have seen it all!"

"It's because of you, the dictatorial **** scum vice-chief vice president, that you accept that kind of perverted task! Taizi has always been a good boy!"

"Search Big Search!"

…

He was even more annoyed at Fourteen when he heard the words of Miss Baihua and his sisters. With a slight wave of their hands, all the members of the True Selection Group also stood beside Fourteen and drew their swords one after another.

Watching the two sides confront each other, Yamazaki, the culprit, finally couldn't help but stand up.

"No! Don't do it because of me!" Yamazaki shouted with tears in his eyes.

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