Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 180: :Even those who make the rules can’t easily break the rules!
In fact, the members of Baihua are all good looking, but they only have scars on their faces, but they are also covered by tights. And because of the years of training, the figure is also the top, and the fat does not exist at all.
There is only one thing, and that is their character...not like those ordinary girls at all. After all, she was sold to Yoshihara as a child, and she doesn't know anything other than the skills that you should learn. In addition to these, what he possesses is nothing but the skills he mastered under the training of Yue Yong...killing skills.
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Looking at the members of Baihua who gradually started talking with the members of the Zhenxuan Group, and the laughter that came from time to time, Yueyong's expression softened a lot, Yueyong began to have some expectations, maybe Jiang Cheng said The day will come true.
"What... an incredible man." Yue Yong said to himself.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting beside Yueyong, wondered, "The voice is too low."
"Nothing." Yueyong replied.
"What a strange person." Jiang Cheng pouted his lips and said, and then looked at the Baihua members who were talking to the members of the Zhenxuan group in front of him, "Aren't you going to go? Maybe you can find yourself too. Maybe for the girl's self-consciousness."
"Don't be silly," Yueyong replied, "I have long since abandoned that kind of thing."
After Jiang Cheng made a disdainful cut, he ignored Yueyong and walked towards the crowd on his own.
"Cough," Jiang Cheng said after clearing his throat, "Well, the first part of the friendship is over now, and the second part is next!"
"Huh? The second item? What is that?"
"Is it karaoke? I read this in the comics."
"Where can I find karaoke in this kind of wilderness! You are an idiot!"
A group of Baihua members and members of the Shinsengumi whispered.
Jiang Cheng coughed twice again and said, "That's right, it's usually karaoke, but this kind of barren hills is really..."
After a pause, Jiang Cheng said again, "So, in order to make the association go smoothly, after the unanimous decision of the association organizing committee, karaoke was replaced by a courage test!"
"Courage?! Isn't that a plot that only appears in romance comics?!"
"I can't believe that one day I will be able to participate in this kind of activity! I am super excited!"
"Today's director is so handsome! Even an orangutan is a super handsome orangutan today!"
Listening to the whispers of his own team members, Kondo's expression changed slightly: "Did someone say an orangutan just now? Do you think I'm an orangutan too?! Don't look away! Show me my face and say Ah!"
"Shut up! Orangutan!" Fourteen couldn't help shouting.
"Even Fourteen, you..." Kondo was about to cry out of grievance.
"Yoshi, yoshi, don't cry, don't cry." Jiang Cheng patted Kondo on the shoulder and comforted him, then handed over two bananas.
Kondo, who took the banana, crouched down on the ground and fell into the shadows.
"Don't get me excited! You stinky brats!" Shi Shi scolded his teammates, "This kind of kid's stuff is almost enough! Have you forgotten the mission?! Cut your belly?!"
"You still have to be gentle with your subordinates. Any kind of task of catching a unicorn is all right?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently and said.
"So Da So Da!" All the members of the Zhenxuan group echoed.
"You..." Fourteen was already on the verge of breaking out.
"Maybe it's because I'm afraid that I don't dare to participate." Sogo raised his hand and said, "If that's the case, wouldn't it be nice to admit it?"
"Who would be afraid of that kind of housekeeping thing!" Fourteen shouted.
"Souga, then prepare to group!" Jiang Cheng nodded with his arms in his hands.
"I haven't agreed yet! Asshole!"
"This is also the commander's order!" Kondo stood up and folded his hands and said with a serious face.
Fourteen: "..."
"Gin-chan, it's so interesting, let's join Aru too!" Kagura said excitedly at Gintoki beside him.
"Huh? I don't want that kind of housekeeping stuff." Yin Shi yawned, waved his hand and said casually.
"Hey? Gin-chan is scared? That's why you don't dare to participate Aru?" Kagura wondered.
"What did you say?! How could I possibly be afraid of that!" Gintoki retorted.
"Then let's join Aru!" Kagura said again.
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The grouping was done by lottery. Of course, the result of the lottery was also manipulated by Jiang Cheng and Zongwu.
Basically, it is a combination of a man and a woman, but there are also a few special combinations, namely: Kondo and Yamazaki, Sogo and Kagura, Yinshi and Shishi, Jiang Cheng and... Yueyong.
"Why didn't I get a girl!" Kondo complained inexorably, "Why is my partner Yamazaki!"
"What's going on?" Jiang Cheng whispered beside Zongwu's ear, "Didn't we agree that we will be a group, Yueyue and Kagura-chan?! Are you mistaken? ?"
"There's no way, boss," Zongwu waved his hand, "there are too many people, and in the end something went wrong."
"Well, can you change me a little bit, Kagura-chan." Jiang Cheng said with a smile at Kagura beside him.
"Okay." Kagura agreed without thinking too much.
Gintoki and Shizuo, who were standing beside him, finally reacted, pointing to each other and saying loudly, "Why am I teaming up with this guy?!"
"No way, this is also the result of the lottery..." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.
"We have to change too! Why can you change us?!" Yinshi and Shishi shouted again.
"So Da So Da, we have to switch!" Kondo also shouted, "Why is my partner not a girl! It's not fair at all! And I'm also a member of the organizing committee, right? I should have the privilege. right?"
Subsequently, all the people in the group protested.
Looking at Jiang Cheng, who had aroused the anger of the group, Zong Wu sighed softly, came to Jiang Cheng, and said in a low voice, "In this situation, we can only regroup or aggrieve you, the boss, but it is too much to regroup. Waste of time...so..."
Jiang Cheng, who was holding his forehead, finally chose to switch back with Kagura.
"Are you satisfied?!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "So, the grouping of all members cannot be changed!"
Everyone: Why are you so angry?
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"Yo Xi! This is the entrance!" Jiang Cheng stood in front of a path in the forest and said to the crowd, "The route is to go to the end from here, and then go around the right side of the forest and come back. The one that takes the least amount of time can get it... That, Sogo-kun, we don't seem to have prepared any prizes, right?"
"Then why don't we use the head of the earthwork as a reward?" Zongwu raised his hand and suggested.
"Enough is enough..." Fourteen said.
"Let's talk about the prizes at the end, in short, let the event continue." Jiang Cheng said again, "Then, come in groups, the time interval between the previous group and the next group is one minute. ."
"I'm really looking forward to it. This kind of plot has only been seen in love comics." A member of the Shinsengumi said expectantly.
"Don't underestimate this forest. It is said that it used to be a battlefield. Countless lonely and wild ghosts may be wandering in it~" Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "Then... let's start!"
After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the people who had been divided into groups in advance began to walk down the path in an orderly manner. After a while, the girls screamed.
"This is youth." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.
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After nearly an hour, it was Jiang Cheng and others' turn.
"The orangutan and the virgin are in, the two of you are next." Jiang Cheng smiled and looked at Yin Shi and Shi Shi who were on the side.
"Cut, it's the worst group ever." Shi Shi said disdainfully, then looked at Yin Shi, "Hurry up and end this farce."
"Ha?! What did you say?!" Yin Shi looked unhappy, "Do you think I would like to be with you? I want to vomit when I see your face, okay?!"
Then, the two started to pinch.
"But... the boss is really amazing," Sou Wu said with his mobile phone, "I even know that this place used to be a battlefield."
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng looked at Zong Wu with a puzzled expression.
"Here," Zongwu pointed the screen of his mobile phone to the crowd, "here said that this forest was indeed a battlefield before, and it is said that some people have seen ghosts holding their heads in the forest at night."
Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi, and Shi Shi's faces turned black in an instant. Listening to the screams from time to time in the forest, the faces of the three of them turned even darker.
"That... I suddenly feel a little pain in my stomach." Gintoki was the first to say.
"That... In fact, me too, it should be the problem of eating too much barbecue." Shi Shi raised his hand and said.
"Actually, I..." Jiang Cheng just opened his mouth when he saw Yue Yong showing contempt on the side. So, he quickly changed his words and said, "You are not afraid, are you? If you are afraid, say it. As long as you dare to admit it, we will not force you."
"Who... who is afraid!" Yinshi shouted, "I just ate so much curry that my **** felt like spitting curry out!"
"Hey, it's disgusting..." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.
"Boss~IndoMTL.com~ don't force the two of them, after all, it's okay to be afraid of ghosts," Zongwu sighed, "Of course, maybe tomorrow's newspaper will publish the true selection group. The news that the deputy chief is not as courageous as the little girl may not be enough~”
"What did you say!" Fourteen instantly froze.
"It makes sense," Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Yin Shi with a look of sympathy, "Don't worry, don't force yourself if you're afraid. My mouth is very strict, What kind of courage can't be compared to a little girl, I will never tell Gao Zai and the wigs, and I will definitely not talk too much about Kuroko Ye. No one will laugh at you! Don't worry! Let's go!"
"Can you delete the edited message first before saying this?" Yin Shi said with a speechless expression, while the gloomy forest trail behind him said bravely, "It's only to this extent. , I have a nickname called Ghost Slayer."
"Are you too?" Shi Shi said in surprise, "I also have the nickname of the deputy chief of ghosts in the Shinsengumi group, the deputy chief who specializes in killing ghosts."
"That's it, then you two go in quickly." Jiang Cheng and Zongwu pushed them at the same time.
Looking at the two people who gradually fell into darkness, Jiang Cheng and Sou Wu showed hearty (black belly) smiles at the same time...
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