Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 182: :Discount scam? Again? !

Old Jiang Cheng blushed, turned his head quickly and whistled, as if nothing had happened.

At this moment, Gintoki and Shizuo screamed.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng shrank behind Yueyong.

Yueyong: "..."

"That... I just think that occasionally a man should stand behind a woman! Guard a woman's back!" Jiang Cheng defended.

"Do you think I believe it?!" Yue Yong scolded, "There is no such thing at all! Shouldn't men stand in front of women?!"

"Didn't you say that you have given up your identity as a woman?!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"It's not the same thing at all!" Yue Yong scolded, but then sighed and said, "Forget it, whatever you want, hurry up. Otherwise, we will be the last one."

"Oh..." Jiang Cheng replied weakly, shrinking behind Yueyong and walking forward with Yueyong.

As soon as the camera turns, Yinshi and Shishi are running wildly ahead.

"How is it? Did you get rid of it?" Fourteen asked.

"It looks like it's thrown away." Yin Shi glanced around and replied with lingering fears.

"It's great...I didn't expect such a place..." Shishi replied breathlessly, then stopped, leaned against the tree beside him, took out a cigarette from his arms, and lit it with trembling hands , took a sip, and said with emotion, "I really can't underestimate the forest."

But just after speaking, Shi Shi realized that something was wrong with Yin Shi's eyes. I saw Yin Shi tremblingly pointing at Shi Shi's head, unable to say a word.

"Hey, what's the matter?" Fourteen wondered, "What's wrong with my head?"

In the next second, Yin Shibai fell down with his eyes white... Yin Shi rushed to the street!

"What is it, actually..." Saying that, Shi Shi raised his head and glanced, only to see a headless body in wartime armor, holding a **** human head, the eyes of the head staring straight at him ...and for some reason, Shi Shi also heard the sound of [Di Di Di Di] like an alarm clock.

【Is that... the countdown to my life? ]

The cigarette fell from the fourteen's mouth...

"Ahhhhhh!!!" After shouting, Shi Shi also rolled his eyes and fell down... Shi Shi... threw himself in the street!

But it's not over yet, I saw that the headless body slowly fell down, and the sound of [DiDiDi] became more and more intense.

Finally...

Boom! ! ! !

A huge explosion sounded, startling everyone in the forest.

After the explosion, I saw a piece of paper slowly spit out from the head of the person on the side, which wrote: wash the inside, earthwork.

Xinbaha, who was hiding in Yinshi and not far from Shishi, pushed his eyes and murmured, "Is it going too far?"

……

Pushing the time forward one minute, Jiang Cheng was so frightened that he squatted down with his head in his arms when he heard Shi Shi's scream. Yueyong, who was watching, was extremely speechless.

"Can you be a little like a man too?" Yueyong said with a look of contempt,

"I'm just checking to see if there's anything like landmines buried in the ground!" Jiang Cheng raised his face and retorted. After speaking, he pretended to turn over the clods on the ground.

"Do you think I believe it?!" Yue Yong scolded, "I'm really fed up with you, I don't care about you anymore, I want to go by myself first."

"Don't! Don't leave me alone!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly shouted, "At least! At least let me hold your shirt!"

Hearing this, several black lines appeared on Yueyong's face... But in the end, Yueyong gave in and stretched out her hand, saying, "It's fine if it's just the corner of the clothes, but... if you are If you dare to catch somewhere else..."

Listening to Yueyong's slightly threatening tone, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva, and then retorted loudly, "How bad do you think I am! How could I do such a thing!"

"That's good..."

As soon as Yueyong finished speaking, Jiang Cheng leaned on him instantly, grabbed Yueyong's cuff, and kept looking around.

"I'm not afraid, I'm just guarding the surrounding area in case a gorilla suddenly appears." Jiang Cheng continued.

As soon as he finished speaking, a loud explosion sounded suddenly, which made Jiang Cheng shuddered, and quickly closed his eyes, and instantly hugged Yueyong's arm.

After the explosion, Jiang Chengcai opened his eyes, heaved a sigh of relief, and said with lingering fear: "It really scared me to death..."

However, Jiang Cheng didn't notice that Yueyong's face was getting darker and darker.

"You... didn't you mean to only grab the corners of the clothes?!!" Yue Yong scolded, and then kicked Jiang Cheng out.

"That's just a stress response in a panic!" Jiang Cheng got up and defended loudly, but then suddenly changed the subject and said, "Also, Yueyue, you used to like black lace... "

"Black lace? What are you talking about..." After speaking, Yueyong finally responded, "Where are you looking!!"

Speaking, Yueyong directly took out several kunai.

"The bridge bean sack! That was just accidentally spotted!" Jiang Cheng quickly explained, "And it's not my fault, right? Who asked you to kick me while wearing a cheongsam! I didn't mean to watch it! Arrived! Shouldn't it be your fault if you're weird?!"

"No, I just blame you for having a pair of eyes! If you were blind, you wouldn't be able to see at all!" With that, Yueyong threw all the Kuwu out of her hands.

Jiang Cheng... slams the street!

"In this way, it will be a little faster." Said, Yueyong dragged Jiang Cheng, who had passed out, and walked straight into the distance...

While witnessing all this, Xin Ba Ha, who was hiding in the dark, was speechless for a while.

"Jiang Chengsang is too rough..." Xinba said with a sigh, and then moved his neck, "But the task given to me has been completed, now you can sleep well... …”

As soon as he finished speaking, Xin Ba Hao felt a chill behind his back.

Xinbaha mechanically turned his head, only to see a translucent headless body wearing ancient armor, holding a translucent head standing behind him.

The new eight chirps... hit the street!

"Really, someone finally came to play with me, why did they all faint?" The head sighed and said, "Forget it, I've had a good time..."

After speaking, I saw that the translucent ghost gradually dissipated... In the end, it even made a "ding" sound, it seems that it should be a Buddha...

At the same time, if anyone is here, they will definitely find that the grass here is full of fainted members of the Zhenxuan group and Miss Baihua...

……

Early morning.

The 14th National Congress gasped and opened his eyes, looked at the tent above his head, and sighed lightly: "I see, it was a dream, I haven't had such a nightmare in a long time."

At the same time, Yin Shi, who was beside him, panted heavily and opened his eyes, looking at the tent above his head, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "It turned out to be a nightmare."

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng also abruptly opened his eyes, looked at the top of the tent above his head, and said with lingering fear: "It turned out to be a dream..."

Next is the new Baji...

But then, the four of them sat up at the same time and looked at the others with expressionless faces.

Jiang Chengyin: "Why are you here?"

Afterwards, Tsukiyoshi and Kondo walked into the tent.

"Yo, you're awake." Kondo said, holding his hands.

"Kondo-san, why are they in my tent?" Fourteen wondered.

"About this..." Kondo explained, "I don't know much about this. Yesterday, except for the little girl from the Master's House, Sogo and this beauty, all the members fainted in the courage test. past."

"Huh?" Shi Shi was about to say something when his head suddenly hurt, "No, my head hurts too much, it's a terrible dream."

"Are you too?" Yinshi continued holding his head, "I also had a terrible headache, and it seemed like I had a terrible nightmare. But I can't remember exactly, the ghost fire, the human bones and the hugging. The ghost of your own head or something..."

"Are you too?!" Kondo said in shock, "I also seem to have seen a translucent ghost holding his head in my dream!"

"Actually me too..." Shinba said while rubbing his temples.

"Are you all?" Jiang Cheng rubbed his head, "I also seem to have seen black lace **** in my dream... No, no, when I think about it, my head hurts unbearably... …”

Everyone looked at Jiang Cheng's head and was speechless.

You dream something different! ! Everyone muttered silently in their hearts.

……

The well-dressed people started their hunt for unicorns again today.

"Hey, Kondo-san, there's something wrong with this forest..." Fourteen said to Kondo, who was beside him, "I think we should leave early..."

"Don't be silly, I haven't found the general's Rurimaru yet." Kondo replied, "Yo Xi, everyone used honey tactics today!"

But just after speaking, a female voice came from Baihua.

"Yeah! Jiang Cheng sama! Look! There's a golden unicorn on the tree over there!" A Miss Baihua said, pointing to a tree in the distance.

"Huh? How could there be such a thing?" Jiang Cheng sighed and said, "It's just a golden fly."

"Soso," Yin Shi nodded at the side, then glanced at Jiang Cheng and continued, "Things like that are often gathered near the stool, regardless of nature or human society, like this appearance No gorgeous guy is a good thing anymore."

"Hey, why are you talking to me?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.

"Hey? Is there any?" Yin Shi said strangely, "I didn't refer to anything~"

"I'll kill you!"

Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking, when all the members of Baihua took out their kunai.

Yin Shi hurriedly shouted: "Wait, what do you want to do?"

"Who are you calling shit!" Yueyong was the first to throw out the Kunai, followed by all the members of Baihua.

"Hey, do you think I'm a fly too?!" Jiang Cheng scolded, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng found out that a certain Kuwu shot was missed, and by coincidence it hit the tree in the middle The golden unicorn on the top.

Seeing all this, Shizuo and Kondo opened their mouths in an O-shape. It took a few seconds to react, and they rushed over instantly, grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and shouted, "What are you doing? That's the general's pet! The general's!"

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng casually broke free from their hands.

"I said that the golden unicorn that your subordinates used Kuwu to stab just now is the general's pet! Rurimaru!" Shi Shi shouted through gritted teeth.

"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, "Golden unicorn? How could there be such a thing."

"Open your eyes and give me a good look!" Shi Shi cursed.

"The face is too close," Jiang Cheng said in disgust, then looked at the group of Miss Baihua who were ravaging the silver time, and said, "Just teach him a little lesson, I'll be here today. , let's go back."

Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng turned around and prepared to leave.

However, Shi Shi didn't give him this chance, and instantly put his hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder: "Qiaodou sack, you just heard clearly? What should we do? The lives of all the team members~”

"I don't even know what you're talking about," Jiang Cheng was speechless. "Besides, the general is actually obsessed with unicorns? Do you think I'm a three-year-old? There is a limit to bluffing. Right?"

"No way! The general just likes that kind of thing!" Fourteen shouted with a burst of blue veins, "Do you think I like to come to this kind of place?! Isn't it because of that uncle's order?!"

"That uncle?"

"It's the uncle who played the killer game together last time," Sogo explained aloud, "But boss, you really gave us a problem this time, that, Kondo-san, is it too late to resign now? ?"

"Do you want to go for a walk, kid?!" Fourteen cursed.

"Well, although I don't know what's going on with you guys, it's better to use this when dealing with uncle," Jiang Cheng took out a stack of coupons from his arms and put it in Shi Shi's hand. "Yoshihara's 50% discount coupon! If there is this, the uncle will definitely be satisfied."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong took a group of Miss Baihua and left. When Kagura and Shinbaha saw this, they dragged the half-dead Gintoki and followed.

"If this is the case, maybe that uncle will really be satisfied." Zongwu murmured while looking at the coupon in Shi Shi's hand.

……

"Hey, why didn't I know about the 50% discount coupon for Yoshihara?" Yueyong asked aloud at Jiang Cheng, who was beside him.

"I didn't have one." Jiang Cheng said naturally.

"Then that was..." Shinpachi murmured.

"Double the price in advance, and give a 50% discount on this basis." Jiang Cheng replied, "It's the so-called discount fraud."

"Is there such an operation?!" Xinba was shocked.

"Of course, Yoshihara's wandering girls are also working very hard~IndoMTL.com~ How could I have the heart to reduce their income." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

……

"Thank you for your hard work, for a unicorn," Song Pinggong sat on the chair with Erlang's legs crossed. "By the way, have you found it? Fourteen."

"Ah..." Shi Shi twitched the corners of his mouth, "Although I didn't find it, I found something else that can be replaced."

"Oh?"

"That's it." After speaking, Fourteen put a stack of coupons given by Jiang Cheng into Duke Songping's hand.

"A 50% discount coupon for Yoshihara store?" Song Pinggong glanced at Shishi in surprise, "What do you want the general to learn? Cut my belly!"

"Wait, Katakuri Tiger!" came the general's voice, "Can you show me that one? I heard from a friend that Yoshihara has become a little different now..."

"Different? What do you mean?" Song Pinggong looked at the general behind him, "Also, when did you have friends? Do I know each other?"

"Lord General, I'm so sorry..." Fourteen hurriedly bent down.

"It doesn't matter, I should be the one who said sorry, but the Shinsengumi was dispatched for that kind of thing." Momo said with a smile, and then looked at Matsuhira again, "Can you take me to Yoshihara next time? I I'd love to meet you."

"Hey? Didn't I promise to take you to the bar I often go to next time? That kind of place..."

"No, just go to Yoshihara next time." Momo interrupted Matsudaira with a smile.

"Then... well." Matsudaira could only answer in this way.

"I'm really looking forward to it..." Mao Mao said with some emotion.

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