Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 186: :If the machine fails, it will spit things out~

"Why do you feel unhappy, they work so hard~" Jiang Cheng pouted and complained.

"You're not working in the right direction!" Yin Shi scolded again, and then blocked Mosaic again, "How much trouble do you want to cause this work! Show me the copyright law? Asshole!"

Then Jiang Cheng and the old man Yuanwai looked at each other and shrugged at the same time.

"Well, where's mine?" Kagura raised his hand and said, "My uncle and Gin-chan's requests have been fulfilled Aru, what about mine? Where is my raw egg bibimbap Aru?"

"Where is it done! I didn't see it at all!" Ginto shouted.

"That kind of thing doesn't matter at all." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently, but the next moment he was shocked by the operation of the old man Yuanwai.

I saw that Mr. Yuanwai raised Mosaic's left hand, and after pressing the switch, soy sauce really came out of the muzzle of Mosaic's left hand!

Then Kagura nodded in satisfaction.

"I really did add it! Why add something so useless!" Yin Shi shouted, "Get me off the topic of raw egg bibimbap! What the **** are you doing? How much I like bibimbap with raw eggs! Although I also like it!"

"I hate bibimbap with raw eggs." After thinking for a moment, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said seriously.

"It has nothing to do with you! It's none of our business whether you like it or not!" Yin Shi cursed.

"Because... it's good to say what you hate." Jiang Cheng replied, and then looked at Yin Shi with a smile, "Actually, I hate you too."

"What you said has nothing to do with the current situation!" Ginto scolded.

"Stop arguing," the old man Yuanwai said, and then looked at the mosaic again, scratching his head showing annoyance, "You have so many demands, if you add something else But it's over budget."

Speaking, the old man Yuanwai suddenly realized something, turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng and the four and asked, "By the way, do you have any money?"

Afterwards, Wanshiwu turned to look at Jiang Cheng, who looked up at the sky and whistled as if he had seen nothing.

Silver time: Ding——

Kagura: Ding——

New Baji: Ding——

After half a minute, Jiang Chengcai finally couldn't help but scolded: "What kind of eyes do you guys have? Why are you all looking at me? No more! No more money! I took all of them yesterday to buy games. !”

However, Gintoki and Kagura didn't believe it and walked towards Jiang Cheng with a fierce look on their faces...

Ten minutes later.

"Really, he's just a poor guy." Yin Shi spat in disdain, then took out the remaining three hundred yen from Jiang Cheng's wallet and stuffed it into his arms.

"Are you qualified to say that?!" Jiang Cheng scolded with a stern look, "What qualifications does a person who wants to steal even three hundred yuan have to say such a thing?!"

"Hey, old man, this is money," said Ginshi, took out a hundred-yen steel shovel and handed it to the old man outside Yuan, "Please!"

"Are you... underestimating me? You bastard."

…

In the end, Jiang Cheng and the trio of Wanshiwu were kicked out by the old man Yuanwai.

The House of Masters.

Jiang Cheng and the Master House trio sat on the sofa and looked at the head of Miss [Etsuko], who was alone on the table.

"It looks really pitiful, just like a puppy that was thrown away~" Shin Baha said with emotion.

"Isn't there no way, we have no money. We can't sell it like this. It feels like a murderer. If you leave her here, you will be shocked when you go to the toilet at night?" Yin Shi Qing sighed and said, and then looked at Jiang Cheng with a grumbling expression.

"Let's not talk about whether it can be sold or not. If you don't have a body, you can't use Aru as a maid." After saying that, Kagura also looked at Jiang Cheng with a reproachful expression.

"Why look at me like that? Does it mean it's all my fault? Did she become a puppy no one wanted because of me? Because of me, you were startled by her when you went to the toilet. ?!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "Don't be joking!"

"Mmmm." Gintoki and Kagura nodded at the same time.

"You give me enough time, bastards!"

"Well, calm down. This has nothing to do with Jiang Chengsang, right?" Xin Ba Hao quickly came out and said with a smile, and then looked at the head on the table again, "And it's not useless, After all, according to the old man Yuanwai, this machine seems to have transaction processing capabilities."

"Nani? Spit oil at the master?" Jiang Cheng dismissed it.

"That's not what it meant, the previous owner used her more as a computer than as a maid," Shinbaha explained.

"Computer? Really?" Jiang Cheng wondered, then took out a game disc and gamepad from his arms and carefully looked at the legendary [computer] "Where is it? The place to read the disc. Where is it? Where is the handle? Nostril?"

Having said that, Jiang Cheng inserted the plug of the gamepad into the nostril of the [computer], "No, is it the mouth?"

Before waiting for Jiang Cheng to test, Miss Yuezi took the lead in spitting out a mouthful of oil, and after spitting, she fell into a state of panic again.

"It's the second time! I really smashed you!" Jiang Cheng froze instantly, but was stopped by Xin Baha.

"Calm down, Jiang Chengsang."

"Really, it seems that she really hates you." Gintoki sneered, then looked at Miss Etsuko in front of him, and murmured, "If it's a computer, where is the start button? What? If it's installed on ****, it's over."

"How is that possible!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "This guy has been on all the time! He spit out my oil twice!"

"Maybe it's a malfunction of the machine or something," Yinshi analyzed. "That's what a machine is like. If there is a slight malfunction, it will spit out parts or something."

"Do you think it's your old TV?!"

"Could it be the mole on the forehead?" Xin Ba Hao analyzed.

"Black mole? Isn't this booger?" Yin Shi wondered, but just after she finished speaking, Ms. Etsuko spat out a mouthful of oil, which hit her face.

"It really looks like it's in standby mode!" Ginto said with a dark face, and the next moment he raised his fist at Miss Etsuko.

However, it failed to do so, and was stopped by Kagura.

"Let go of me, Kagura!" Yin Shi shouted with blue veins, "You dare to spit at the master, who do you think you are!"

However, Miss Etsuko never responded.

"Don't pretend to sleep, bastard! Believe it or not, I'll put two more boogers on your forehead!" Yinshi shouted.

"Hey, the current situation is not because my uncle and Gin-chan treat her like a soccer ball. It's impossible to hate you, Aru." Kagura said solemnly, "Let me do it, I'm not. The first person who picked her up was the same as the first person who picked up the stray dog ​​home."

Saying that, Kagura raised her hand and slashed Etsuko's head, "Wake up! My servant!"

"Do you think you're repairing our TV?! What kind of violent boot method is this!" Xinba groaned.

As soon as Shinhachi finished speaking, Kagura received a sneer from Miss Etsuko's mouth and...a sip of motor oil on her cheek.

"You are weak!" Kagura got angry, "Is this the attitude towards your savior? Hey!"

Seeing that three of the four people wanted to kill Miss Etsuko, Xin Baha quickly pressed the black mole on Miss Etsuko's head.

The next moment, Miss Etsuko really opened her eyes. Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and Kagura who saw this scene also stopped.

"Dulululululululululudu~" Ms. Yuezi finally turned on the phone normally! "Unfortunately, your Adventure Book 1, Adventure Book 2, and Adventure Book 3 have been deleted."

"Hey, what's the matter? Why did you even delete the adventure book?" Yin Shi wondered, "Did you hit too hard? Kagura."

"What is an adventure book..." Shinbaha spit out expressionlessly.

"He must have ventured somewhere to Aru," Kagura explained.

"I... hate RPG games." Jiang Cheng said with a serious face, "Please switch to FPS game mode."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter at all!" Gintoki shouted.

Miss Etsuko glanced at Jiang Cheng for a while, and then said again: "Please remake the adventure book, first of all, the name."

"Hey! Don't ignore me!" Jiang Cheng scolded.

"Maybe it just doesn't support the FPS game mode." Shin Baha hurriedly said, and then looked at Ms. Etsuko again, "Just talking about the name..."

"Silver-haired booger naturally rolls to death," Jiang Cheng said.

"Yo Xi, the new name is [Silver Hair Booger Natural Roller to die]" Ms. Etsuko continued, "Are you sure?"

"How could it be possible to have such a name!" Yin Shi cursed.

"Hey—?" Jiang Cheng deliberately lengthened the voice~IndoMTL.com~ and then curled his lips to pretend to be very hurt, "It took me a long time to think about this name~"

"Are you going to fight, bastard?!" Yin Shi cursed.

"Come on!"

"You two have calmed down," Shin Baha once again acted as a peacemaker. "At this time, you should try to think of a simple and pleasant name. After all, Miss Etsuko is also a woman."

Afterwards, Xin Baji fell into a pink reverie, and even the background was pink petals:

In Shin Ba Haw's fantasy, she and Ms. Etsuko, who is wearing a maid costume, run hand in hand in a sea of ​​flowers...

"Miss Etsuko~"

"New Bajasang~"

"Ahahaha~"

"Ahahaha~"

…

Looking at Xin Baha with his eyes closed and his face like a pig, everyone was speechless.

"I have no regrets in my life." Shin Baha woke up from his fantasy, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said.

"Hey, Yin Shi," Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "this kid is really helpless..."

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