Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 189: :Respect professional ethics!

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng showed a look of contempt, "Because the first one was made, it was called the zero machine? The person who named you is an idiot? Since it was the first one to be made, then Why not call it No. 1? It can be called No. 1."

"Although I don't know why it wasn't called the No. 1 machine, I know why it wasn't called the No. 1 machine." Xiaoyu explained.

"Why?"

"Prevent infringement."

"So..."

"Show me the atmosphere, atmosphere! Is this the time to talk about that?!" the ordinary uncle shouted, and then the corners of his mouth rose slightly, revealing a villain's standard smirk, "If you want to live, take number zero. Leave the machine to us. Otherwise..."

"Hey? Xiaoyu turns out to be your uncle!" Jiang Cheng showed a shocked expression, and then slowly analyzed: "I see, because you are a maid, uncle, so there are so many maids, but One day, Xiaoyu finally couldn't stand your torture day and night, especially the fact that the loincloth was still stuck with feces, so she sneaked out..."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "So that's the case, it's really not easy for Xiaoyu."

"Where are you thinking! It's not like that at all!" the ordinary uncle scolded, "I'm talking like a pervert! She's a robot! How could I do that to a robot? Ah!"

"Data analysis, the probability is 99.8%." Xiaoyu said.

"Don't talk nonsense to me!"

"The chance of sticking to the stool is 99.8 percent," Xiaoyu added.

"Don't talk to me separately next time! Tell me the words clearly at once!" The ordinary uncle scolded, "No, there is no **** on it at all!"

The pink-haired maid on the side, after hearing this, silently took two steps back, then glanced at the **** of the ordinary uncle.

[Data analysis, the analysis is successful,]

[The loincloth was stained with first-class unclean objects,]

【Suggestion: Clear it now! ! ! ]

Jiang Cheng suddenly heard an alarm sound coming from somewhere, and then saw the maid behind the ordinary uncle raise the mop in her hand...

"Hey, uncle! Watch your back!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Behind?" The ordinary uncle looked disapprovingly, "Want to divert my attention and take the opportunity to escape? Don't be stupid, that kind of..."

Before the ordinary uncle finished speaking, the mop in the hand of the maid waved down...

Boom! ! !

The entire ground was smashed into one piece, and Jiang Cheng was stunned when he saw it. Of course, the life and death of that ordinary uncle was unknown.

"I didn't expect it to be solved in this way, although it's a little early, but..." The blond young man glanced at the fainted uncle lying on the ground, and then looked at Jiang Cheng again, accurate. It should be Xiaoyu hanging on Jiang Cheng's calf, "Furong, come back."

"This voice..." Jiang Cheng was shocked, "Why is my voice exactly the same! Who are you?!"

"He's the last robot created by the Doctor: Machine No. 1502," Xiaoyu explained.

"Can robots just use other people's voices?! Pay me the copyright tax, bastard!" Jiang Cheng scolded.

"[The Hibiscus Project] still lacks a key link, that thing is with you." The golden young man ignored Jiang Cheng's words and continued, "Hand over the [seed]."

"Hey, I'm really ashamed," Jiang Cheng whispered to Xiaoyu, "I always feel like I'm talking, do you understand this feeling?"

"I don't know." Xiaoyu answered succinctly.

"That's it... But I can't blame you, after all, you're just a robot." Jiang Cheng sighed and comforted.

"Robot...?..." Xiaoyu's voice was intermittent.

"So, this is the biggest difference between humans and robots." Jiang Cheng explained, "Humans don't look at things with a fixed mindset, but robots are different. It's just based on the implanted data. look at things in a way.”

"Xiaoyu can't understand." Xiaoyu said, "Is the difference between humans and robots really that big? Where is the difference? Humans, robots, humans, robots..."

Suddenly, Xiaoyu was stunned, and a certain database hidden in the depths of her brain began to awaken, that is... that is the memory or data that was once with the doctor.

……

"I want to be a robot too..." Dr. Lin sighed while sitting on the ground, showing a sad and sad face on his face.

"Doctor, why do you say such a thing." Xiaoyu, who was standing behind the doctor, asked aloud, "Why does it look so painful? Also, why is it so sad?"

[I don't understand, as a robot I don't understand...]

……

"That, Jiang Cheng sama, why would anyone want to become a robot?" Xiao Yu suddenly said.

"Huh? What kind of problem is this? How can there be such a person?" Jiang Cheng said casually, waving his hand, but just after Jiang Cheng said that he realized that Xiaoyu was actually shedding tears, "What's the matter? It looks bad. It's very thorough, and it will leak oil from that kind of place."

"It's... tears!" No. 2 murmured, then hummed, "Robots don't shed that kind of water droplets. So, the [seed] is indeed on you, then, please hand it over. Well."

"Tears?" Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows with a look of disapproval, "What nonsense, this is a robot, how could it be possible to shed tears. This is just an oil leak."

Zero II gestured to the robot maids around him with his eyes. A group of maids began to slowly surround Jiang Cheng.

"What's the matter? Although it can't be said to be annoying, I don't have any feelings for maids anymore." Jiang Cheng said casually, "Of course, if I say that, if it's a treat, I can still make it difficult for me. Went to take a seat at the maid cafe. Again, with a treat!"

"Take it." Zero Two decisively gave the order.

Then, under the leadership of the pink-haired maid, a group of maids rushed towards Jiang Cheng.

"Hey, that's not how you pull customers, right? If you're too enthusiastic, you won't be able to pull customers." Jiang Cheng stretched out a finger and said seriously.

"Hurry up and hand over the [seed]! Black Mole Light Wave!" the pink-haired maid said while waving a mop, her expression very excited.

"Who is this?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "Is this expression too fake? But I can't attract guests."

"This is Furong No. 01305." Xiaoyu explained, "it is the latest model robot housekeeper developed by Furong Project. Also known as [Sweeping Sister], it is a robot with enhanced cleaning ability. Cleanliness, a robot that was returned by the buyer complaining that it was [too noisy].”

"I see." Jiang Cheng nodded, but he still stood there and didn't move.

"It's better to run away in this situation now," Xiaoyu reminded.

"Escape? Why? Aren't they the employees of the maid cafe?" Jiang Cheng wondered, then looked at No. 02, and said loudly, "Well, are you the store manager? I'm so sorry! There is no time! Because I have to go to the church to unload the equipment in a while!"

Speaking, Jiang Cheng took a step back slightly, dodging the blow of his cleaning sister, and then shouted to No. 02: "Well, if you can, you can give me the address of the store. If you are free I will definitely be a guest! Also, although it is a bit offensive, these employees of yours are a little unqualified, and if they are too enthusiastic, they will be very disgusting to the guests."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng jumped up and avoided the blow of the cleaning sister again, "I actually just opened a maid-themed shop recently, and the business is actually quite good. If you want to exchange experience, I will not stingy!"

At this moment, finally, Jiang Cheng was cornered by a group of maid robots.

"No matter what, you can't push customers into the corner, right?" Jiang Chengyu said earnestly, "In this case, customers are also very headaches. In other words, your store manager really didn't teach you anything. You should …”

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, a group of robot maids rushed over.

Boom! ! ! !

The wall collapsed directly into rubble, and this good house was also in ruins, filled with smoke.

[In retrieval, no target was retrieved. ]

"Hey~IndoMTL.com~ For the maids, your movements are a bit stiff." Jiang Cheng stood behind the maids and said, "The movements should be gentler, men like gentleness. Maid, not this violent type. Of course, there are also some men with special hobbies who like violent types, but those are only a few. As employees, you should speculate more carefully about the hobbies of your guests!"

Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, all the maids turned around and rushed over again.

In this way, Jiang Cheng pointed out the wrong places while observing the movements of each maid.

"The legs are too high! Although inadvertently revealing the **** will make the guests excited, but you are too deliberate!"

"Be gentle!"

"You're not holding the mop right!"

"Take a small step!"

"Be gentle on your face! It's better to keep that faint smile on your face!"

"It's okay to be shy, but you can't always be shy! Every five minutes is fine!"

"Are you arrogant? If this is the case... I suggest you read the whirlwind housekeeper from beginning to end. It should be of great help to you."

"Mother-in-law... I really can't help you with this..."

……

Half an hour later.

"Thank you for the guidance!" A group of maids bent down and shouted at Jiang Cheng, "The data has been recorded! We will work hard!"

"In short, after learning these things, your shop should be able to survive." Jiang Cheng nodded and said, "Then, come on..."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and prepared to slip away...

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