Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 19: : Thinking of the title makes my head explode! (The first part of Atong’s father…
"Are you a bunch of idiots?!" Jiang Cheng stood at the door of the Edo Detention Center holding an umbrella, scolding the **** of the Master House who had just been brought out by him, "How can I ask myself to stay here? People in the detention center! And why are you leaving my phone number!"
"The pork chop rice at the detention center is delicious, Aru." Kagura raised his hand and said.
"What do you know! Do you know the current state of our house?! Since the big stomach king Mu Siba came, there is only salt left in the house! That kind of place where only salt is left is not home at all Ah!" Gintoki retorted.
"So, you ate all the pork chop rice in the entire detention center? After eating all of them, you kept shouting [the detention center will be demolished if you don't give pork chop rice]? Huh? Then the detention center called Yoshihara. In the end, let me put down the newly bought fpsgame and run here alone to take you out? What a joke! Go to work if you don’t have money! Go to the street to find a job if you don’t have a job! If you can’t find it, go to volunteer! What kind of volunteer!" Jiang Cheng shouted incessantly.
But in the end, Jiang Cheng turned around, turned his back to the three of them, and said arrogantly, "...once...once is fine, but if it's just ramen, you can eat all you can."
After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he heard Shin Baha and Kagura cheering from behind.
"呜呜 ... this is a good friend! Different friends who like the pit people are different, silver samn, I am very touched! Yes, can you pack it?" Silver will put your hand in Jiangcheng said on the shoulder.
"Pack your head! Eat it at the store for me! And only this time!" Jiang Cheng had just finished complaining, but suddenly felt something was wrong, "Wig? Did you meet a wig?"
"It's all thanks to that idiot for entering the detention center! I was mistaken for a bomber with his gang! Don't worry, I didn't give him your phone number, I just gave him your address." Yin Shi finished , stretched out a thumb and winked at Jiang Cheng.
"Isn't this even worse?!!" Jiang Cheng was defeated by this scumbag, "Forget it, are you going now? Ramen?"
"I want Alu with all the side dishes! Plus ten pieces of Char Siu!" Kagura was the first to shout.
"Hi, hi." Jiang Cheng replied with a helpless smile and nodded.
"I want too!" Shinhachi shouted.
"Hi, hi."
"Then I too..." Jiang Cheng interrupted Yin Shi before he finished speaking,
"You can just eat the normal one with no added ingredients!"
"Why should we treat it differently!"
"Both of them are underage, and they eat more to grow their bodies." Jiang Cheng said with a finger.
"My heart is still a teenager, Yin Sang!"
"You didn't say that in Chapter 16..." →_→ Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with contempt.
"Speaking of which, why didn't you go with Miss Yueyong this time?" Xin Ba Haw asked curiously.
"Because the author is afraid of being scolded by CP fans of the original book, ah, no, it's because [Baihua] has a lot of work."
"Hey, you seem to have said something incredible just now!" Xin Baha spit out.
"Yeah, I suddenly thought of a place to go, I'm afraid I can't eat ramen," said Xin Ba Ha, and started running, "See you next time, Jiang Cheng-sang."
"Yo Xi, then give me the bowl of Shinbachi!" Gintoki nodded as a matter of course.
"You can eat yours without any additional ingredients." Jiang Cheng shattered Yin Shi's fantasy.
"Then give me some food! I'm still growing Aru!" Kagura shouted.
"I really can't do anything about you, okay okay." Jiang Cheng turned his face for fear that the two would see the unnatural look on his face.
Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he suddenly heard a burst of hurried footsteps, and at the same time the police whistle sounded. Jiang Cheng followed the sound and saw an uncle with a inch head with a scar on his face, who was facing the roof of the detention center. His own reverse ran over.
And behind him, there are several policemen chasing him.
The uncle jumped straight down, holding Kagura, who was thinking about ramen in his head.
"Don't come here! Otherwise, I don't know what will happen to this girl?!" The uncle shouted to the police who had stopped.
"You bastard!" The leading police officer couldn't help but shouted.
"Only, only today." The uncle murmured, and then turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who were on the side, "Hey! The two over there! Yes, can you drive?!"
But before Jiang Cheng and Yinshi could make a sound, the leading policeman took the lead and drew his knife, "Dare to resist us, do you think you can easily escape?!"
"Well, calm down," Jiang Cheng saw the uncle's embarrassment, and also saw that he didn't really want to hurt Kagura, Jiang Cheng turned to look at the policemen, "The prisoner Maybe there are some unspeakable secrets, isn't it that it only takes one day? Give it to him, I will guarantee it."
"You... I'm really sorry, my lord!" The policeman saw Jiang Cheng and immediately took the knife back, "If it's your request, we can agree, but we need to have our people follow to prevent What did he do to endanger social order?"
"Well, no problem." Jiang Cheng replied.
"Who is that adult?" the policeman next to him couldn't help but asked in a low voice.
"The agent of a certain adult in Yoshihara, don't rashly offend him! That silver-haired natural curly and that little girl were just brought out by him!" The leading policeman explained in a low voice.
"Let go of that little girl, you should have heard what you just said?" Jiang Cheng said to the uncle.
"This lord... thank you so much!" The uncle let go of Kagura as he spoke.
"No need, go ahead and do your own thing, but it's not allowed to disrupt social order, otherwise it will be difficult for me to do it." Jiang Cheng said aloud.
"I want to go to Aru with me." Suddenly, Kagura said coldly, it seems that he must be curious.
"What a joke! I just said I'm going to eat ramen!" Gintoki shouted.
"What about ramen?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"Actually, I'm not hungry now. I originally wanted to eat ramen, but I just wanted to eat tomorrow's meal in advance, so that I wouldn't be hungry tomorrow, Aru." Kagura explained seriously.
"Hey, what do you mean by eating tomorrow's meal! Do you have a TimeMachine in your stomach?!" Yin Shi said that he was about to pull Kagura away, but Yin Shi couldn't help it. happy.
"Well, it's actually nothing to do, let's go and have a look together, and after all, it's my guarantee, if something goes wrong, it will make it difficult for these police officers to do it." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.
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Everyone was stunned when they brought the uncle to his destination.
"This... what is this?!" Yin Shi couldn't help but ask.
"This is the most popular idol, the first concert of Simentong." The uncle replied.
Jiang Cheng looked at the girl who seemed to be called Atong who was singing and dancing on the stage, and his face turned dark, but before Jiang Cheng could speak, Yin Shi took the lead in kicking the uncle.
"You bastard! What are you doing with your life! Escaped for a mere idol! Are you going to ruin your life for a moment of pleasure?! That's how you got thrown into your cell, idiot!" Gintoki After speaking, the uncle rubbed his head and stood up.
"Looking at your expression, I thought it was your wife's memorial day or wedding anniversary or your children's school day! Are you worthy of the day I want to be free for you?! You are so weak!" Jiang Cheng couldn't bear it shouted.
"Because I am a person who wants to have fun for a while, I understand that there are some precious moments in life that cannot be missed." The uncle said and started cheering for Atong on stage again, "Then, enjoy it! "
"L...o...v...e...A...tong...L...o...v...e..." The uncle swayed and shouted.
"Enough, I want to go back, hello, the police are waiting for you at the door, remember to go back with the police after watching..." Jiang Cheng said, turning around and leaving.
At the same time, Yin Shi patted Kagura on the shoulder, "Go back, Kagura."
"Hey, I still want to watch it for a while." Kagura said with a small mouth.
Yin Shi was about to refuse seriously, but Jiang Cheng stopped at this moment and returned to his original position, "Me too, or just watch it for a while, Yin Shi, ahahahaha."
"You, you're not a LoLi control, right! Jiang Cheng, don't I remember you used to like plump ones? When you go to the store, you always choose..." Yin Shi said in disbelief, but he didn't After he finished speaking, he was kicked over by Jiang Cheng.
"Don't you think the uncle's eyes are different from the girl in the stand? You idiot!" Jiang Cheng defended without thinking, "Then, look behind ~IndoMTL.com~ there is a surprise."
Hearing Jiang Cheng's words, Yin Shi glanced back and saw that Xin Ba Ha was wearing clothes with the words "Simentong Guards", standing in front of a group of people wearing the same clothes, constantly commanding...
"Why are you here?!" Yin Shi instantly rushed in front of Xin Ba Ha, "and why do you look like a captain!"
"I've been the captain of Atong's bodyguard since I was born!" Shin Baha replied subconsciously, but turned to look at Yin Shi, "Ah... Why is Yin Sang in such a place? "
"I still want to ask you, but I didn't expect you to fall for such a lackluster thing." Yin Shi couldn't help sighing, "How are you going to explain to your sister!"
"Captain! Leave him alone! Let's continue!"
Jiang Cheng, Kagura and the uncle Scar, don't know when they also put on the clothes of the Simentong Guards and stood beside Xin Baji.
"Why did you guys change into costumes too! And it's too fast! I don't know how to complain at all!" Yin Shi was confused.
Jiang Cheng lowered his head and whispered something in Xin Ba Hae's ear.
"What, this is Atong sauce..." After hearing this, Xin Ba Haw looked at the uncle with the scarred face in disbelief.
"What about Atong sauce? Isn't he just a middle-aged and elderly fan? Is there anything special?" Yin Shi asked three times in a row.
"Those gentlemen with natural curly silver hair over there, don't walk around, or you will disturb other audiences." Atong Jiang's mother and manager stood in the aisle and couldn't help but said aloud, but The next moment, when I saw the uncle with the scarred face, his expression changed, "You..."
At the same time, the scar-faced uncle also discovered Atong Jiang's mother and manager...