Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 199: :Men always have a heart that wants to take risks!
"Just go there, it's the only holy place in Edo." Jiang Cheng nodded and made a decision.
"Holy land? What is that?" Fourteen was puzzled.
"Yoshihara's signboard." Jiang Cheng replied with a chuckle, "No, it's not just Yoshihara's signboard, but also the signboard of the whole of Edo. You won't find the same store in Edo again! All Edo! Only one special service ~ I would not recommend it to ordinary people, that is, you are the son of that uncle, and I brought you here.”
"Is there such a store?!" Fourteen was shocked.
Mao Mao on the side heard this again, and two streams of heat spewed from his nostrils again, with a look of eagerness to try.
"You're really a first-time brother, are you already excited just hearing it?" Jiang Cheng said with a smile on his hands, "If that's the case, please be prepared. Be prepared to save all the things that you have accumulated. Prepare to stay!"
After listening, Mao Mao on the side was even more excited. Two lines of nosebleeds flowed from his nose and kept dripping on the ground.
"Hey! Mr. Mao Mao! You are too excited!"
"Every generation of the general's family, they are all excited to sleep the night before the hike!" Mao Mao said solemnly.
"Hahahaha, what an interesting little brother," Jiang Cheng suggested with a smile, "how about making preparations in advance?"
"Ready?" Mao Mao was puzzled.
"Ah, it seems that you really can't wait, so why not take off the restraint on your body first? This will save a lot of time, in other words, there will be more time to mingle."
"I see, it is indeed more efficient this way." Mao Mao nodded.
"What nonsense are you talking about! What do you want Mr. Mao Mao to do!" Shi Shi shouted.
"I just kindly reminded me." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued with an innocent face, "Of course, if you don't want to, just pretend I didn't say it."
"Of course! Will... how could Mr. Mao Mao take off on the street..." Before Fourteen could finish speaking, he inadvertently saw that Mao Mao had taken off only a pair of briefs, "Really It's taken off!"
"Then, please." Mao Mao put the clothes he took off into Sogo's hands.
"Hi!"
"Don't be in such a hurry!" Fourteen shouted, "After all, take it off when you get to the store! And why do you still have to wear briefs! What a shame!"
"Every generation of the general's family, they are all briefs!" Mao Mao replied.
"Hey, you guys!" Fourteen gritted his teeth and looked at the members of the True Selection Group behind him, "Whoever dares to say what I saw today..."
"Then, let's start the second preparation now. After this preparation, you can directly step into the store." Jiang Cheng nodded and said again.
"You're still going to make General... Mr. Mao Mao do something strange!" Shi Shi roared, grabbing Jiang Cheng's collar.
"It's just necessary preparations." Jiang Cheng knocked off Shi Shi's hand, explained innocently, and then looked at Mao Mao again, "But don't force it, if you're not mentally prepared."
"For generations of generals, they are all prepared in advance!"
"Not bad, then, let me teach you the true meaning of Yoshihara!" Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows, then picked up two buckets of lubricating oil from the side, "Next, pour the two buckets of lubricating oil into the It's fine on the body."
"What the **** do you want Lord Mao Mao to do!" Shi Shi Yi kicked Jiang Cheng and cursed.
"It hurts..." After Jiang Cheng got up, he continued complaining, "It's just to teach him some basic things, and the essential thing to enter this kind of store is lubricating oil. Don't you? Do you know?"
"I don't know! I don't know at all!" Shi Shi scolded, "What kind of bad shop is it that covers the whole body with lubricating oil!"
But just after he finished speaking, Shi Shi saw that Mao Mao, who was beside him, really poured two buckets of lubricating oil on his body, and spared every place.
"It's really smeared!" Shi Shi's whole body was bad, and the smoke in his mouth fell to the ground.
"Is this all right?" Mao Mao looked at Jiang Cheng and asked. But everyone present could see that Mao Mao was very excited. Because the nosebleed is still flowing.
"Well, it's almost there." Jiang Cheng nodded, "Come with me next, it's time for a man's adventure~"
【Adventure! 】 The speed of Mao Mao's nosebleeds directly increased tenfold, and then he didn't feel like he was following Jiang Cheng's footsteps.
"Bridge bean sack!" Shi Shi hurriedly shouted, "If you have to smear that kind of thing... then at least smear another layer of mayonnaise on the surface of the lubricant!"
"Mayonnaise?" Mao Mao was puzzled.
"Ah, although the lubricant can't be saved, at least put a layer of mayonnaise on the outside," said Shi Shi, taking out two bottles of mayonnaise from his arms, "Don't underestimate it. Oh, mayonnaise, this is the best food in the world. I believe that if there is this, Mr. Mao Mao will also become the most popular customer in the store."
As soon as Fourteen finished speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and knocked him down and cursed, "No way! There is no shop that needs to apply mayonnaise all over the body!"
Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, but inadvertently saw Mao Mao who was smearing mayonnaise on his body.
"It's really smeared!!!"
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The entrance to the Ugly Girls Club.
"Yo Xi, this is the place." Jiang Cheng explained with a smile.
Everyone: "..."
"Why Ugly Girls Club!" Fourteen cursed, "What the **** are you thinking about?!"
"What's the matter? This is Yoshihara's only club, and it is very popular in Yoshihara." Jiang Cheng explained, "This is a holy place that even high-level adventurers dare not step into easily."
"What a terrible adventure! I can't even imagine it!" Fourteen shouted.
"That's why you feel that your level is not enough." Jiang Cheng sighed and continued, "This kind of place has top demon kings from different worlds waiting for the heroes to conquer! It's like There are peaks waiting for climbers to conquer!"
"The difficulty is too high! Change me to something simpler!" Shi Shi shouted, "Change me to the one from the novice village! The Demon King is too much! That's it!"
"Indeed, this little brother's rank doesn't seem too high, no, it should be said that it is only lv0." Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Mao Mao, who was covered in mayonnaise, "Are you ready to give up? If so, I'll take you to the Newbie Village."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng's tone changed, and he continued to say yin and yang strangely, "Hey~ I thought he was a guy with a backbone, but I didn't expect to even dare to try this kind of thing~"
"This person is really super popular..." Fourteen murmured through gritted teeth.
"The general's family has been a climber for generations!" Mao Mao took a step forward.
Jiang Cheng snorted and said, "It seems that I am abrupt. There are also guys with backbone."
"General... Mr. Mao Mao, don't force it! Your level is not suitable for leveling here at all! You will be killed in seconds!" Shi Shi quickly persuaded.
"No, I have made up my mind." With that said, Mao Mao stepped directly into the store door.
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After everyone followed Mao Mao into the store, they were all stunned. It took a while before everyone recovered.
Looking at the different girls on stage, Shi Shi murmured, "The level is too different... It's more like a demon king, it's more like a dance of demons! Lord Mao Mao, let's hurry up. It's better to leave, a place like this..."
"How is it? It's not bad, right?" Jiang Cheng smiled and looked at Maomao beside him.
"Not bad you are tall! You can't see it at all!" Shi Shi cursed.
"I know," Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully and then mocked, "You just care about the looks of these wandering girls, right? Really, really, they are really a bunch of annoying guys who judge people based on their looks. Divided into three, six, nine and so on.”
"Should it be said that it is worthy of being a high-class person? You can despise us low-class people with peace of mind~ This kind of privilege is really amazing~"
"No one said that!" Fourteen shouted, "Don't pick on me casually!"
"Jiang Cheng-sang is right, you shouldn't hate someone for no reason because of their appearance," Kondo nodded, "What happened to ugly women? Ugly women are people too! Since ugly women can do it In this kind of work, maybe they have incredible skills!"
"You're talking about two completely different things!" Shi Shi scolded, "I don't agree anyway, if people know that Mr. Mao Mao came to this kind of shop... it will definitely be a shame for Mr. Mao Mao. !”
"Yah ah ah~ It really deserves to be the speech of the first-class people~" Jiang Cheng continued to say yin and yang strangely~IndoMTL.com~ Just coming to a club, it will become a family shame~ The first-class people are really amazing ~I really envy the life of the high-class people~ Anyway, we civilians can't understand the world of the high-class people. "
"I always feel like it's getting more and more popular..." Fourteen now has the urge to sew up Jiang Cheng's mouth, "Master Mao Mao, you really don't have to force it, this kind of place really doesn't deserve it. your identity."
Having said that, Shi Shi looked at Jiang Cheng, and then said, "Isn't Yoshihara an oiran named Hiron Taifu? Let her accompany Mr. Mao Mao!"
Hearing this, Jiang Cheng looked at Mao Mao with a shocked expression, and said, "You... do you like that kind of old woman who can't hold her face?! Your hobby is too strange! Of course. , if you have to let the sun wheel receive it, you can."
"No, it's good to be here." Mao Mao replied, and then smiled and looked at the wandering girls who were playing, and a certain blue ninja costume surrounded by the wandering girls. man.
"Lord Mao Mao!" Shi Shi wanted to say something else, but was stopped by Mao Mao raising his hand.
Jiang Cheng clapped his hands. At this time, the group of wandering girls noticed Jiang Cheng and others at the door.
"Cough," Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and shouted, "That one has brought you new guests today. Be good!"
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