Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 202: :Yagyu Chapter 2

"Just go ahead, Kondo," Matsudaira sighed softly and comforted him earnestly, "To be honest, this blind date is actually a political marriage, and Apes and Earth have always had diplomatic conflicts. In order to solve this matter smoothly, I chose you."

"As the saying goes, use chimpanzees to deal with chimpanzees! Please, Kondo, you bear the fate of the earth. I also specially arranged such a high-level place, you must satisfy the princess!"

"Even if you say so..." Kondo's face was full of tangle, "This is also an orangutan."

"That's why you said it? Don't worry too much about the photos." Song Pinggong continued, "She must be a beauty three times more beautiful than you think. I believe that uncle is right!"

Suddenly, Mr. Songping stopped in front of a room, "Yoshi, here we are, let's go in. Excuse me~"

Saying so, Matsudaira pushed open the sliding door.

Kondo followed Matsudaira into the house, but then Kondo saw the orangutan who only wanted to have a blind date with him. He saw a huge orangutan sitting on the ground. Although it was sitting, the orangutan's head was about to top To the ceiling, that is to say, the upper body of the orangutan alone is close to three meters!

"The gorilla... the gorilla... the gorilla is three times bigger than I thought!" Kondo's tongue was knotted in shock.

But at this moment, Kubei led A Miao past the door of Kondo's hut, and A Miao inadvertently came across the huge orangutan.

"What's the matter? A Miao?" Realizing that A Miao had lost his temper, Jiu Bingwei asked with concern.

"It's nothing, I just saw a huge orangutan." A Miao replied.

"You're saying inexplicable things again." Jiu Bingwei looked at A Miao affectionately, "You are still so interesting, A Miao."

…

In front of the mansion.

"Have you memorized all of you? The elements of negotiation." Jiang Cheng and the three said seriously.

"YES, SIR!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura replied at the same time. On the side, Xin Ba Hao was still in a state of reluctance. People didn't care.

"Mmmm, that's it anyway, show up! It's enough to let them know we're not to be messed with! Only by letting the other party realize this can we make our own terms! Remember it all for me. !" Gintoki nodded, then turned around and stepped into the threshold of the mansion.

It is worth mentioning that both Jiang Cheng and the three of the Master Wu all put on formal clothes.

…

"Yoshi, Kondo, I'll leave the rest to you." Mr. Matsudaira looked at Kondo and said, "Uncle, I have something to do. There is an idiot from the shogunate who wants to take money from Yoshihara."

"Hey? What do you mean?" Kondo was puzzled.

"A certain shogunate executive wanted to ask Yoshihara to send him money in the name of paying taxes." Matsudaira exhaled a cigarette, and then explained, "Afterwards, he found me through a relationship, and I hope I can be with Yoshihara's people. Get in touch with the sound of the mouth."

"This kind of thing is too..."

"Ah, that's what the so-called officialdom is," Matsudaira said disapprovingly, "I'm afraid, uncle. If those Jiyuan negotiators turned their faces at the negotiating table directly... I can't imagine it... …”

"Well, the representative of Yoshihara should also be here." Saying that, Matsudaira turned around and walked out of the door, "It's time for me to do my own thing too."

"Uncle!" Kondo wanted to say something, but Matsudaira didn't give him the chance, leaving a firm back and closing the sliding door directly.

…

"Ah, that's where I'm talking about." Jiang Cheng stood in front of a certain room door and nodded, and then resolutely opened the door.

After Jiang Cheng brought everyone from the Master House into the room, he found out that the so-called negotiator from the shogunate was just Song Ping Gong.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

…

"Then, is it Uncle, do you want to tax Yoshihara?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

At this time, Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu were sitting opposite Songping Gong.

"How is that possible," Song Pinggong took a cigarette, his face full of happiness after the disaster, "But then I'm really lucky, I didn't expect that the negotiator of Yoshihara was you, what did I think it would be? As for the big man, uncle, my little heart is beating really fast."

"Well, I declare in advance..." Jiang Cheng was interrupted by Song Pinggong before he could finish speaking.

"I know, I will tell that person when I go back," Matsudaira continued, "I just said that Yoshihara has a tough attitude and can't do anything about it."

"Ah, that's fine." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "Well, it's better to add another sentence."

"What?"

"I hope you can warn him not to stretch his claws indiscriminately." Jiang Cheng squinted and said with a smile, "If there is a next time, I don't mind letting Baihua go to his house."

After listening, Mr. Matsudaira sighed, "I know, I will tell him the original story. But to be honest, this person should not have any more thoughts about moving Yoshihara. Don't worry."

"If that's the case, then it would be great." Jiang Cheng stood up, "Well, that's it for today. If you have time, you can go to Yoshihara to play."

"Uncle, I can't stand Yoshihara's toss," Matsudaira also stood up, "after all, it's tiring to deal with the wife at home every day. Recently, the wife always complains that the time is getting shorter and shorter. "

"This is something I can't do. After all, I'm already old." Yin Shi said casually, picking his nostrils, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Yo Xi, the incident ended successfully, what about the reward?"

"Yin-sang, you didn't do anything at all..." Shinbaha said expressionlessly.

…

In another room.

"Well, does Princess Babrus have any hobbies and interests?" Kondo asked with a reluctant smile as she knelt down opposite Babrus (the princess of the gorilla star).

"Wow."

"Ah, it's that one, that's good, it feels like a Sabeg dab," Kondo's face was full of sweat, "but if you do too much of that, your shoulders will hurt." /

[I don't understand it at all! I don't understand what she said at all! Then again, can she understand what I'm saying? Am I thinking too much? And she seems to be getting more and more unhappy, I can't see if she is really angry, it's over, it will be dangerous for the earth to go on like this! ]

[No, no, now should not be the time to think about this, uncle should be in an extremely dangerous state now. I should go save my uncle first! That's not right, the fate of Uncle and the fate of the earth should be the priority of the earth, right? ]

[No no, Kondo, how can you think like that? Uncle is your benefactor! Is it really important to have uncle's life on the earth? ! Have it? ! Ah, but if you compare it carefully, it should be there... It's so difficult, what should I do... I'm so nervous, I feel like shit...]

Kondo's heart was full of entanglements, but in the end, Kondo made a decision in his heart, that is to save his uncle first, then go to the toilet to save himself, and then save the earth!

Then, Kondo stood up with his **** covered, walked to the door of the room, opened the door, turned his head, patted his chest, and then gave a thumbs up, "Oho!"

Kondo means: I'll be back in ten minutes, please wait here for a while, princess.

However, this became in Babrus' ears: I like you very much, let's go, I'll show you something exciting!

Babrus's face turned red with a brush, to be precise, it was black, red, black and red. Then, Babrus stood up awkwardly.

【What happened? ! Why is she blushing? ! 】Kondo secretly thought to himself, 【What did she understand, why did she still stand up? ]

"Oh hoo!" Kondo said again.

What Kondo wanted to convey was: Princess, just wait here.

However, this sentence is in Babrus's understanding: what are you doing? ! I'm so thirsty!

As a result, Babrus's face turned redder...black and red.

…

[What's going on! Why are you coming here! 】 Kondo glanced at Babrus behind him, 【and why did you blush! It looks super disgusting! Forget it, now the most important thing is to find Uncle first. ]

But just as he walked to the next corner, Kondo became restless. He saw Songping-gong, Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu standing in the yard talking and laughing. The atmosphere was so harmonious.

Kondo subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, but it was with this breath that a door that Kondo had just held with all his strength opened...

"Ah, little uncle, Gin-chan, there are two orangutans Aru!" Kagura was the first to discover Kondo and Babrus not far away.

"Two orangutans? What nonsense are you talking about..." Ginto looked disapprovingly~IndoMTL.com~ But when Ginto inadvertently came to Kondo, he was suddenly speechless, "It's really time for two orangutans."

"That's right." Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Hao nodded at the same time.

"It's not unfortunate that Kondo has grown to this point in such a short period of time," Matsudaira nodded and praised, "I actually invited the princess to take a walk in the yard. Do you want to increase your feelings in this way? As expected of you. ."

[Uncle, please stop talking! 】 Kondo Yuku can't tell, 【Don't let them know about this kind of thing! If you know, you will be laughed at for a long time! ]

As if he saw what Kondo was thinking, Matsudaira came to Kondo, patted Kondo on the shoulder, said cheers, and left.

Kondo didn't have time to rejoice when he saw Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and the others coming over, looking at Babrus behind him at the same time.

"What is this? Is your mother?" Jiang Cheng wondered, and then greeted Babrus, "How are you, Okasan from Kondo."

"How is that possible!" Kondo scolded, "It's all an orangutan!"

"It's precisely because I think it's an orangutan that I think so." Jiang Cheng replied, and then showed a look of emotion, "It's really similar, the mother and son are like they were carved out of the same mold."

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