Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 203: :Pampering like a master [shape]!

"It's all said and done!" Kondo shouted.

"Could it be..." Suddenly, Jiang Cheng thought of a certain possibility, and instantly punched Kondo over and cursed, "You bastard, do you think that the rustic mother from the country will embarrass you? Is it great to be a civil servant?! Can you despise your mother in your hometown by becoming a civil servant?! I don’t even think about who you came to this world because of.”

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng looked at Babrus again, sighed softly, and said, "It's better for such a son to cut off the relationship as soon as possible."

Kondo grabbed her swollen cheek and got up, wiped her nosebleed, and loudly retorted: "How many times do you want me to say it! That's not my mother at all!"

"Really?!" Jiang Cheng looked in disbelief, and then looked at Babrus and Kondo again, "But it really looks like a real mother and son!"

"It doesn't look like it at all, okay!" Kondo scolded, then pointed to himself and said angrily, "Although I do look a bit like an orangutan, I'm a real human, okay?"

"Hey, what you said is too much," Yin Shi walked over and reminded Jiang Cheng in a low voice, "No matter how you say it, you can't make fun of your parents."

"Soso!" Kondo nodded while holding his hands.

"It's supposed to be a younger brother or something, right?" Gintoki continued.

"No! Do you think TimeMachine is an orangutan in the end?!" Kondo directly frowned, "This is just a pet, it's a pet!"

"Pet? Really?" Yin Shi's face was full of doubts, "You really have such a big orangutan?"

"She looked at me with sad eyes in the pet shop, so..." Kondo touched the back of his head with a reluctant smile and explained.

[Princess, I'm so sorry! But, so I can raise my head in front of this group of people in the future, so sorry! 】Thinking of this, the corner of Kondo's mouth slightly raised an arc, and he felt a little fortunate in his heart, "Great, it seems that the language barrier is also very beneficial. ]

However, before Kondo was finished, he saw Jiang Cheng and Shin Baha on the side had already started a fire, and Gintoki and Kagura were sharpening their knives. The division of labor is very clear, and Babrus has been **** by five flowers.

"What do you want to do to the princess?!" Kondo scolded.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Kondo in surprise, "I'm preparing for an outdoor barbecue, can't you see? Also, what is a princess?"

[Speaking out! ] Cold sweat broke out on Kondo's face, but he still waved his hand and lied, "No, I mean her name is Princess."

"That's it," said Jiang Cheng, looking at Babrus again, "but speaking of it, this orangutan is really big, and the meat must be very delicious, Yossi! Today's lunch is decided to be it !”

"Enough is enough!" While shouting, Kondo stood in front of Babrus and opened his hands, "Why do you do such a thing without the master's consent! You are too egotistical! "

"Che, what a stingy guy." Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain.

"This has nothing to do with being stingy, okay?" Kondo shouted, then turned to look at Babrus behind him, and secretly said: [It's too dangerous, with these people, the princess's life is in danger all the time ! Gotta figure out a way to get out of here quickly! ]

"Isn't the so-called pets reserve rations?" Jiang Cheng said after nuzzling, "Isn't this common sense? Are you too stingy? You can't finish it all by yourself."

"What kind of common sense is this! There is no common sense at all!" Kondo scolded, but just after he finished scolding Kondo, he saw Gintoki who was standing beside Jiang Cheng nodded and stood beside him, "Why do you also Accept this common sense!"

"Silver sauce, did you always use Dingchun as a reserve ration to raise it, Aru?!" Kagura kicked Fei Yinshi and cursed.

"Isn't that common sense?" Yin Shi covered his nose and slowly got up from the ground.

After listening, Kagura rushed to Gintoki again...

"Jiang Chengsang, I'll go to the toilet." Xin Ba Hao lowered his head and said.

It can be seen that Xin Bajie is not very interested.

"Oh," Jiang Cheng responded, but then Jiang Cheng thought of something, took out an envelope from his body and handed it to Xin Baji, "This is a reward."

"But we basically didn't do anything..." Shinbaha quickly declined.

"No, I've already helped a lot." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "Also, I don't want to become the kind of adult who doesn't count."

Looking at the envelope in his hand, Xin Ba Hao couldn't help but feel moved, bowed to Jiang Cheng and said, "Thank you then."

After speaking, Xin Ba Haw walked to the other side.

"What a good boy..." Jiang Cheng murmured while looking at Xin Ba Ha's back.

Taking advantage of this unnoticed gap, Kondo breathed a sigh of relief, [Great, no one noticed! I can also slip away with the princess! ]

But when Kondo just took Babrus two steps, Kondo felt something fall from his trouser legs.

And the trio of Jiang Cheng and Wanshiya were also attracted by the mosaic on the ground behind Kondo.

"Ah, what is that?" Yin Shi wondered.

"It's Shit Aru." Kagura replied.

"Really." Jiang Cheng agreed.

【It's over! I was wearing boxer pants inside, and I was wearing kimono culottes outside, so it fell out of the culottes! 】 Kondo stopped, sweating profusely on his face.

"That...that seems to have fallen out of your hakama just now." Gintoki pointed to the long mosaic object on the ground.

"You even kicked it." Kagura echoed.

"No, no, no, he's an adult anyway," Jiang Cheng said casually, waving his hand, "how could he do such a thing."

Hearing this, Kondo couldn't help but feel a little moved, but before he was moved, he heard Jiang Cheng continue: "That should be just his banana, right?"

"How is that possible!" Yin Shi gave Jiang Cheng a fist, "Although both are objects with mosaics, but this one is obviously a piece of stool! No matter in terms of shape or color, it is stool, right? Besides, even if it's a banana, how can it fall out of the pants!"

"Ah, what you said is indeed a bit like poop." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied, "But why is there **** here?"

Having said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Kondo, and Gintoki and Kagura on the side also looked at Kondo. Three pairs of eyes stared straight at Kondo.

Even without turning around, Kondo could feel three strange gazes behind him.

[If you don't make an excuse, it's over! You will never be able to hold your head up for the rest of your life! ]

While thinking about it, Kondo inadvertently came to Babrus, who had a brilliant idea in his heart. 【I can only be sorry! Princess! ]

"Princess!" Kondo gritted his teeth and scolded, then lifted his foot and kicked Babrus into the landscape lake on the side, "Didn't I teach you not to urinate anywhere?!"

"I really can't do anything about you, I always defecate everywhere." Kondo frowned and put on a helpless look, "This guy is really troubled, he really can't do anything about her."

Jiang Cheng / Kagura: "..."

"No, it clearly fell from you." Yinshi retorted.

"Wait, I said Sakata-kun, don't talk nonsense," Kondo complained, "How old do you think I am? I'm thirty years old, how could I do such a thing. "

"No," Jiang Cheng pointed at Kondo's back blankly, "See for yourself, all the way."

"You misunderstood," Kondo quickly defended. "This, that, that is just for fear of getting lost, so I marked the cookies on the road."

"Ah, I've long been lost, lost in the maze of life." Gintoki said with a look of contempt.

"You're wrong, Yin Shi," Jiang Cheng shook his head, then stretched out a finger to correct, "It should be said that it was an orangutan."

"There's no difference at all!" Gintoki shouted.

But just after he finished speaking, Gintoki felt something was wrong, and the others also realized something, because a huge shadow appeared under everyone's feet.

"Is it cloudy today?" Jiang Cheng murmured.

"The weather in Edo is really uncertain. It will be sunny and cloudy for a while." Kondo waved his hand and said casually.

"No, this morning, the anchor Yuno clearly said that it was sunny today." Gintoki murmured while holding his chin.

"Do you really believe that kind of weather forecast that relies on divination?" Kondo continued, "There is no scientific basis at all. Also, I only believe in her constellation divination. I have never been able to predict the weather. I didn't believe it."

"You are no different from Yin Shi~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng spit out expressionlessly.

But then, everyone heard a huge roar from behind.

"It's so noisy," Jiang Cheng turned his head, looked at Babrus behind him and said with disdain, then moved his neck and pulled out the umbrella around his waist, "Ginshi, prepare to make a fire, Kagura-chan, Prepare the sauce, orangutan, you... nothing to do with you, just go to the side and concentrate on playing your banana."

"What... are you going to do?" Kondo swallowed.

"Do you still need to ask? Of course it's an outdoor barbecue." Jiang Cheng said, and raised the umbrella in his hand.

But before Jiang Cheng could wave down, Kondo, who was beside him, quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng, "Hey! Wait! That can't work! Absolutely can't do it!"

"I said you should also have a little bit of backbone, okay?" Jiang Cheng sighed and said earnestly: "When it's time to teach it, it should be taught a good lesson, right? It dares to yell at its master now, next time I dare to ride on your head and shit."

"No way! I'll teach it a lesson when I go back. Don't bother you!" Kondo said hurriedly.

"Then... okay" Jiang Cheng had no choice but to give up, turning to look at Yinshi and Kagura, "Hey, let's go."

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