Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 206: :Marriage is the grave of love? So marriage = suicide?

"Silver sauce, little uncle," Kagura said while lying on the table, "Is the eldest sister getting married, Aru?"

"Who knows," Jiang Cheng sighed after finishing the cup of Buffy, "Coke-flavored Buffy is also good~"

"Then can I see the eldest sister in the future, Aru?" Kagura asked.

"It's just a marriage, not a funeral" Yin Shi waved his hand, "We will definitely meet again when we meet."

"However, as Mummy said Aru, marriage is the grave of love," Kagura continued, "Although I don't quite understand it, but if it is a grave, does it mean that the elder sister's head is important? was buried."

"Nani? Gorilla power?" Gintoki looked disapproving.

"You... are you an idiot?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, and then looked at Kagura again, "It's not the kid's turn to worry about the adult's affairs."

"But... the eldest sister doesn't want to cause trouble to everyone even in the end," Kagura murmured, "and, in the end, the eldest sister was crying Aru all the time."

"A woman's heart is the most difficult thing in the world to understand," Jiang Cheng explained. "Besides, isn't it common sense that girls cry when they get married? Have you ever seen a girl who didn't cry when she got married? It's tradition, tradition!"

Yinshi nodded in agreement.

"But..." Kagura wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say.

"Actually, it's useless for you to tell the two of us this," Jiang Cheng sighed, "after all, neither I nor Yin Shi have any experience in getting married. You can only ask her about this kind of thing. Yes."

"But..." Kagura took out his cell phone, "sent several text messages to my eldest sister, but none of them returned to me."

"Maybe it's getting ready," Jiang Cheng said casually, "Isn't it about a grave? Maybe it's busy digging a hole right now."

"Oh! Sounds very interesting!" Kagura immediately became interested, "I also want to dig Aru together!"

After speaking, Kagura prepared to send A Miao a text message asking for help in digging a grave.

"How is that possible!" Gintoki stood up and punched Jiang Cheng and Kagura in the head, "It's the bride's practice! There are a lot of things to learn before getting married!" /

"Bride practice? What is that?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"I just need to learn the skills of the bride, cooking, husband and child," Yinshi explained, "Overall, it's very troublesome."

"Yin Shi, it seems that you are quite experienced." Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with a teasing expression on his face, "Have you experienced it?"

"How is that possible! Isn't this how it is played on TV?!" Yin Shi scolded, and then showed a look of longing, "But I'm looking forward to it, the appearance of anchor Yuno as a bride for me... "

"Gin-chan, do you like that kind of second-hand stuff, Aru?!" Kagura looked at Gin Toki in shock.

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"I almost forgot!" Gintoki patted his head, "I almost forgot that anchor Yuno is divorced! If you say that, you don't have to do the bride training! Just get married! I'm really looking forward to it..."

Jiang Cheng and Kagura were both speechless when looking at Gintoki, who had fallen into a fantasy, drooling and laughing.

"However, the person A Miao chose was really unexpected," Jiang Cheng continued, holding his hands and looking casually, "Blindfold and short, I always feel a little similar to Gao Zai. I knew her earlier. If I liked that type, I introduced Gao Zai to her."

"If you say that, it's really similar," Yinshi nodded and said, "and the two of them seem to be young masters."

"I just don't know if that dwarf likes to drink Yakult," Jiang Cheng continued. "If he likes it, then the attributes of these two people basically overlap."

"Impossible, how could Takasugi like that kind of cliff." Gintoki waved his hand.

"That's right, hahahaha," Jiang Cheng laughed, "I remember you and Gao Zai like the same type."

"How is that possible!" Yinshi shouted.

"No, when you went to Hualiu Street together at that time, didn't you almost get into a fight over the same woman?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"I don't remember anything like that at all!"

"No, no, I remember very clearly. At that time, everyone went to celebrate winning a battle." Jiang Cheng replied, "No, not everyone, the wig didn't go. And Finally..."

"Finally? What happened in the end?" Kagura wondered.

"In the end, the woman chose Gao Zai, but Yin Shi was sulking with Gao Zai for a long time because of this." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"Gin-chan, you once lost to that purple-haired dwarf?! Gin-chan, you're too poor!" Kagura said exaggeratedly.

"I don't remember such a thing." Yin Shi curled his lips.

"Forget it, let's go here today." Jiang Cheng stood up and stretched, "Let's go back and play the newly bought game. See you later."

"Wait!" Yin Shi hurriedly stood up and pressed Jiang Cheng's shoulder, "You seem to have forgotten something?"

"What?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled.

"What are you pretending to be stupid! Rewards, rewards!" Yin Shi scolded, "Don't you need to be paid after the work is done? You bastard!"

"I almost forgot," Jiang Cheng reacted, then took out two thin envelopes from his arms and handed them to the two, "Goodbye then."

"Wait!" Yin Shi hurriedly stopped, shaking the envelope in his hand in front of Jiang Cheng, "Can you explain a little? Why is this envelope as thin as a piece of paper? Hear the sound of coins inside?"

"Do you remember how many cows the two of you ate?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "Is it okay to be a little self-conscious? The cows you have eaten are enough to pay you several times more!"

"Stop joking! You're just fooling people!" Yin Shi cursed.

"It's you, right! Do you think this is the kind of cheap buffet restaurant?!" Jiang Cheng retorted confidently, "You eat the highest-quality wagyu, okay? And...you two eat it. Would you like to lose all four heads!"

"Didn't you eat it too?!" Yinshi shouted.

"No, I only ate a cup of Buffy," Jiang Cheng replied, "Is it only the two of you who ate it from beginning to end?"

"Stop joking, that kind of thing..." Yin Shi lowered his head, his face darkened to the extreme.

However, when Yin Shi raised his head and was about to go wild, he finally found out that Jiang Cheng had sneaked away.

"That bastard..." Ginto said through gritted teeth.

…

A few days later, early in the morning.

Jiang Cheng opened the window to take a breath of fresh air, looked up at the gloomy sky, and then lowered his head to look at the wandering girls with umbrellas coming and going downstairs on the street.

"It's cloudy again," Jiang Cheng sighed slightly, "you should stay at home and play games in this weather."

"Brother Jiang Cheng, the rice is ready!" Harita's voice came.

"I see."

After breakfast, Jiang Cheng's room.

"Why are you here?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Qingta on the side, and continued without expression, "Isn't it Sunday? Don't you need to go to the dojo?"

"Sister A Miao is not here, and the new starling has been lingering," Qingtai explained with an embarrassed smile, "the new starling asked me to go home and practice by myself."

"Really," Jiang Cheng sighed lightly, "hasn't Xin Baji-jun come out yet?"

"Come out? What do you mean?" Qingta asked in confusion, "What happened?"

"It has nothing to do with you," Jiang Cheng said casually, and then looked at the computer screen in front of him again, "Didn't you say practice at home? Then what are you doing here with me? Why don't you hurry up?"

"I see." Qingta nodded and stood up, walked to the open space of Jiang Cheng's room, picked up the bamboo sword for practice and waved it.

"Ha! Ha!"

A full minute passed, but Jiang Cheng rarely had a seizure.

"Ha! Ha!"

Two minutes later, Jiang Cheng still has no seizures.

"Ha! Ha!"

After three minutes, Jiang Cheng finally couldn't bear it anymore, took off his earphones and kicked Qingtai out of the room, cursing, "Enough is enough! Do you practice at home just in my room?! Noise You're dead, you stinky brat!"

"No way! Sister Yueyong and my mother don't know swordsmanship," Qingta stood up and pouted.

"Then can you come to bother me?!" Jiang Cheng was angry, "If you are practicing, go find Naruto!"

In the end, Jiang Cheng sighed, picked up his umbrella, turned around and walked out of the room without looking back.

"Where are you going, Brother Jiang Cheng?" Ching Tai shouted.

"Retrieve the kid who was in charge of teaching you swordsmanship~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied, "Really, since you accept it, you should teach it properly, so irresponsible. This is the first time I've seen a dojo..."

Harita's eyes lit up with joy, but before he could say anything, Jiang Cheng had already left.

"That idiot?" Yueyong came over and asked.

"It seems to be going to a parent-teacher meeting." Qing Tai scratched her head embarrassedly and explained.

"Parents' meeting?" Yue Yong was puzzled, "Did you cause trouble at school again?"

"No!"

…

At this time, Shinhachi and Kondo met at the door of Yagyu's house as if they had made an appointment. Both were wearing casual clothes and hats, with wooden knives pinned to their waists.

Facing the two guards of the Yagyu family, Shinhachi and Kondo lowered their heads and said nothing.

A doorman sneered at the two with an arrogant expression: "Who are you? Do you want to be a teacher? I'm sorry, this is the Yagyu family."

"We are famous. If it's not famous, I'm afraid... tsk tsk tsk, or do you want to come to play but dare not say it?" Another guard went on to say, the contempt and disdain in his words were self-evident.

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