Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 209: :Even if there is no PTA, the Mosaic that should be played still has to be played!
There seemed to be a strange electric spark between Shi Shi and Beidaji, but before they could do anything, the voice of Kubei came from the door of the dojo.
"Enough," Kubei stood at the main entrance of the gym, "they are my wife's friends, don't be too rude."
"But..." Beidaji pointed to the three people who were lying on the ground and didn't know whether to live or die and explained, "They did the rude thing first! Dongcheng-san, Nishino and Nanto were all taken by them..."
"Perhaps your hospitality was poor," said Jiubingwei, who came in, stood in front of Jiang Cheng and the others, glanced at the three people on the ground, and said, "I don't remember my Liusheng family. The Four Heavenly Kings are so weak, how long are you going to sleep? Dongcheng."
"I just thought it was very interesting, so I wanted to watch the monkey show for a while." Dongcheng got up from the ground and said with a smile.
If it weren't for the fact that Dongcheng's head was still tied with a wooden board, the rest of the people might have really believed it.
"Why are you looking at me with that kind of eyes? I'm really not trying to be brave! Young Master!"
However, everyone still stared at the wooden board tied to his head.
"Did you say this? This isn't something strange," Dongcheng noticed the wooden board tied to his head and quickly pulled it out, "This is just a headgear! It's very popular recently. Style!"
"I think you'd better go to the hospital," Shin Baha said with a deadpan expression, "your head is spewing blood like a fountain, although it looks beautiful."
"It's all said and done!" Dongcheng shouted, "This is just a headgear like a fountain!"
Then, Dongcheng looked at Nanto and Nishino who were lying on the ground, and scolded, "You two, get up for me! The young master is here!"
"Ah Lie Lie, I didn't expect so many trashy fish to startle the young master." Nanhu snorted and got up from the ground. He wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng.
"Shut up, j[beep——]ba. I don't want to listen to people like j[beep——]ba." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said.
"j...j[beep-]ba?!!!" Nanto stammered, "It was just male genitalia, but now it's just j [beep-]ba?!"
"Shut up, j[beep——]ba, obviously he's just a j[beep——]ba-like guy." Zongwu said, "It's obviously just a j[beep——]ba-like guy. ."
"Pfft!" Nanto spat out a mouthful of blood again, "Why do you have to repeat it again..."
"Speaking of which, shouldn't such a guy be covered in mosaics?" Jiang Cheng whispered to Yin Shi, who was beside him, "Why would a guy who looks like j [beep—] Ba leave the country? Just because No PTA?"
"Maybe I forgot to fight, maybe." Yin Shi thought for a while and replied.
"This can't be done, let's give you a mosaic, otherwise this work may be cut in half." With that, Jiang Cheng came to Nanhu and pulled out a group of mosaics from nowhere. Hit Nanto on the body, and clapped his hands after finishing, "Yo Xi! This is done!"
"Hashidou sack!" Nanto, who was covered in mosaics, hurriedly shouted, "What is this?! Why do I have to have mosaics! Why are mosaics all over my body?!"
"After all, the review of the starting point is also very strict. If I think you are a guy who looks like j [beep—] Ba, it is better to block it with a mosaic." Jiang Cheng explained.
"There's no need at all!" Nanto wailed, "What exactly is like j [beep—] Ba! You explain it to me clearly! It didn't look like the result of adding mosaic is like some kind of human-shaped obscene object. Ah! I finally came out and said, what should I do with this result!"
"Human-shaped obscene objects?" Jiang Cheng said with an expression of approval, "It seems that you are quite self-aware, keep going."
"What kind of oil do I want to add!" Nanhu was a little mad, and then started to tear off the mosaic on his body, but he couldn't tear it off, "Why can't it be removed! Young master, you must be fair. I really don't look like that kind of male reproductive organs at all!"
"Shut up, don't you think it's not enough to be ashamed?" Jiubingwei glanced at the human-shaped mosaic beside him and said, but he secretly thought in his heart: [It turns out that a man's crotch looks like this... ]
At the same time, Gintoki was the only one who noticed that Kubei's face was slightly red, but it was only for a moment.
"You have to accept the setting that you are a humanoid obscene, Nanto," Nishino snorted and got up from the ground, "After adding the mosaic, it seems that your setting is more solid. You should be happy."
"Shut up, pervert." Jiang Cheng said without hesitation.
"Do you think this level of abuse can break through my heart?" Nishino smiled, his face full of disapproval, "Stop joking, who do you think I am? One of the Four Heavenly Kings of Yagyu!" /
"So it is," Jiang Cheng nodded, "So your name is [the only pervert among the Four Heavenly Kings of Liuyu], which is really a good name."
"What did you say? I'll kill you! Brat!" Nishino scolded.
"The current perverts are really amazing~" Jiang Cheng whispered in front of Yin Shi, "A man wearing a hip-packed skirt is not ashamed but proud of it. Are all perverts so righteous now?"
The blue veins on Nishino's face began to beat continuously, and he cursed: "Why can everyone who whispers and wants to say it! And why is it a pervert for a man to wear a hip-packed skirt? Who said that?!"
"No, you're not only wearing a hip-packed skirt but also eating a children's set meal, you're already a dead pervert." Jiang Cheng said.
"This kind of thing..." Nishino gritted his teeth and said word by word, then tore off his clothes, leaving only a loincloth, "So what?! It doesn't look like a hip-packed skirt. Still like a pervert?!"
Xin Baji held his forehead and murmured, "The term "pervert" has already been established, and it's still the kind that can't be washed off."
"These people are really super interesting," Jiang Cheng couldn't help laughing, "What are the Four Heavenly Kings? Obviously four idiots, hahahaha..."
"Respect others a little, Jiang Cheng," Yin Shi complained, "Even if you are an idiot, you can't say it, right? People also want to save face, okay?"
But just after he finished speaking, Gintoki couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Seeing Gintoki and Jiang Cheng who were laughing, the Four Heavenly Kings of Yagyu wanted to rush up and smash the two to release the anger in their hearts.
"Hahaha...cough," with a smile, Jiang Cheng suddenly coughed twice, "No, I'm a little too complacent."
"Enough, what are you doing here?" Jiu Bingwei asked Jiang Cheng and the others, and then looked at Xin Ba Ha, "Xin Ba Ha, I didn't expect you to treat you Sister's persistence is so strong."
"Today, I am not here as a younger brother, but as the owner of the Heng Taoist Hall," Shin Baha walked out, looked directly at Jiubingwei, and said with a serious face, "Miao Shimura is the Heng Taoist Hall. Important student! So! If you want to take her away, you have to discuss it with me as the master!"
"Negotiate? Negotiate what?" Jiubingwei's face was full of disdain.
"You are also a swordsman, so you should also understand." Kondo said, "As a samurai, it is better to use the sword directly than to say it with your mouth."
"The sword is in the person, the sword is dead and the person is dead." Sogo went on to say, "Then..."
"Women should also use swords to grab them," Shi Shi added.
"Let's have a battle with us! You soulless!" Kagura shouted.
"Winning or losing?" Jiubingwei sneered, his face full of disdain, "I want my Yagyu family and your dilapidated dojo to decide the outcome? Stop joking."
"We are the ones who should dislike it, right?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the four people behind Jiubingwei with disdain, "A humanoid obscene with mosaics all over his body, a perverted pervert, one who looks like a Unhappy four eyes, and... uh... a blind man, I never imagined that the disciple of the No. 1 in the world is such a character~ It's really embarrassing~ Do you think so? Yinshi?"
The four behind Kubei became even more annoyed.
"That's right, I didn't expect that the protégé of the No. 1 Liuyu family would be this kind of character," Gintoki echoed with a look of contempt on his face, "It's too bad I didn't expect it before I came here~"
"Hey, Jiang Chengsang, the four eyes you just said scolded me too." Xin Baha spit out expressionlessly.
"No, there is still a big difference between you and the four eyes." Jiang Cheng comforted.
Gintoki also nodded at the side~IndoMTL.com~ That's right, the one over there is a four-eyed, but neither are you! Your body is glasses! Unlike those four eyes! Have confidence in yourself, Xin Ba Ha! "
"Whose body are you saying is glasses!" Shinpachi shouted.
"I can't really tell who is the trash now~" Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.
"These savage guys are just bad mouths, young master, let's get rid of them!" Beidalu clenched the hilt at his waist and said.
The other three nodded and looked at Kubei.
Jiubingwei thought for a moment, then raised the corner of his mouth slightly, looked at Jiang Cheng and others, and said, "That's what you want..."
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In the hut next to the Yagyu family's kitchen, Amy is doing bridal training with the Yagyu family's grandma Taki.
"Miss A Miao, what is this?" Granny Taki picked up the black substance on the table, looked at A Miao opposite and asked.
"Fried eggs." A Miao replied with a smile, then covered her mouth with one hand, pretending to be surprised, and then said, "I used to be very good at making fried eggs, I think it is already the peak, But according to the method that Grandma Taki taught me to improve, this kind of change can actually happen!"
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