Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 212: :What is the first thing humans see when they open their eyes when they come to this world?
"But didn't Jiang Cheng-sang mean little girl or something? Didn't he mean Dongcheng-sang..." After speaking, Xin Ba Hao suddenly reacted and pointed at Jiu Bing, who was holding his head down and couldn't see his expression, tremblingly. Wei, "Don't tell me... don't tell me! It means..."
"Could it be..." Kagura also reacted, and looked at Kubei, whose head was bowed silently, with a shocked expression on his face.
Shin Baha also raised his head and looked at Gin Toki beside him.
"Mmmm." Yin Shi nodded with his hands clasped together, "Yasang, your senses are too dull."
"So it is," Fourteen lit a cigarette and hummed, "I always feel that something is wrong, so it is."
"Looks like we're being played around," Zongwu spread his hands and pouted, "I can't believe that the next head of the Liusheng family, who is number one in the world, is actually a girl. And... the deputy head of our family actually lost. to a girl."
After speaking, Sogou smacked his lips on purpose.
"I didn't lose!" Fourteen shouted, "It's just a crack in the blade!"
"That's already considered a loss," Zongwu said with a sighed expression on his face, "The deputy head of the true selection team actually lost to a girl, I don't know what the result of this news report will be tomorrow~"
"I didn't lose! As long as I haven't conceded defeat in my heart, it's not a loss!" Fourteen retorted, and then let out a breath of smoke, "Besides, there is no such thing as winning or losing between men and women."
"As expected of Hijikata-san, even though ten players were defeated in front of you at that time, you were still so brave. I adore your shamelessness~"
"You bastard..." Fourteen said through gritted teeth.
"Now is not the time to quarrel!" Kondo, who was half fruit, walked between Sogo and Shishi with arms in his hands, and separated the two who were about to fight.
Since Yin Shi told the truth, Xin Ba Ha, who was beside him, lost his glasses. He stood there and rolled his eyes, unable to react for a long time.
"Hey, what's wrong? Can't you accept this reality?" Yin Shi patted Xinba's face, "No way, I can't even breathe, my heart has stopped suddenly, and there is no way to save it."
"As long as you wear this, Aru," Kagura picked up Shin Bachi's glasses from the ground and hung them on Shin Bachi's ear.
"Ha, ha," Xin Baha finally recovered and took a deep breath. "My heart almost stopped, this kind of thing is too shocking."
"Really resurrected. As expected of Kagura-chan." Gintoki praised Kagura looking to the side.
"Hashidou sacks!" Shinbahaha hurriedly stopped as if noticing something, and then looked at Yinshi beside him, "Could it be that Yinsang already knew about this kind of thing?!"
"Of course," Yin Shi waved his hands in disapproval. "Even if you can deceive others, you can't deceive the sensor between my legs."
"Hey, you seem to have said something incredible rogue declaration just now," Xin Baha squinted Doudou's eyes and said expressionlessly, "What is the sensor between the legs?! Yours Does the sensor still have this function?!"
Hearing this, Jiang Cheng chuckled, "As expected of Yinshi, he can actually judge the gender of this short with that kind of thing. No, since the gender has been determined, it is not suitable to be called a short. Now It should be called Miss Kubei. Do you think so? Miss Kubei?"
Speaking, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and looked at Kubei who was still keeping his head down and didn't speak.
"Did Jiang Chengsang know it for a long time? Why?" Xin Bazhu asked in confusion.
"Although my sensor may not be as sensitive as silver time, there is one thing that can't fool me!" Jiang Cheng held his hands and continued with a serious face, "That's... Oppa!"
"Hey, you're almost like Yinsang, you're basically talking about some rogue-like topics!" Shinpachi shouted.
"No, I just sensed a European style from her," Jiang Cheng explained.
"How on earth can you detect the aura of that kind of thing! What exactly is the aura of Oupai? Why can you feel it?!" Shinba scolded, "But then again, you have always thought of me The reason why my sister is a man is that I don't feel the European style from my sister?!"
Suddenly, Xin Baji was stunned for a moment, as if he suddenly thought of something, he looked at Jiubingwei in disbelief, and said, "Could it be... Could it be that you are the same as Jiang Chengsang? Do you take my sister as a man because I don't feel the European style that my sister exudes?!"
Kubei still lowered his head and did not answer.
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At this time.
A Miao, who was cleaning the ears of Mr. Minmuqi, the previous head of the Liusheng family, in the backyard of the Liusheng family suddenly sneezed, and it was this sneeze that caused the ear scoop to dig deeper.
"Oh~ it's too deep~" Mr. Min Muqi groaned.
"Master, if you play hooligans with me again, I will really be angry." A Miao said with a smile.
"However, I really didn't expect the girl who used to play with Jiubingwei to marry into our family." Mr. Minmuqi sighed slightly, "I thought you would care about that very much."
After listening, A Miao stopped the movements in her hands and lost the smile in her eyes.
"Well, although I don't know what you think, it's fine if you don't care." After speaking, Mr. Minmuqi got up and turned to leave, "Although the road ahead is difficult, I still support you two young people. people."
"Grandpa, where are you going?" A Miao looked at the back of Mr. Min Muqi and asked aloud.
Mr. Minmuqi tied the small saucer to his forehead, and then looked ahead with burning eyes, "It seems that there are a few annoying guys in the house. Since just now, the movement in the front yard has not stopped. Check it out."
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The front yard of the Yagyu family.
Seeing that Kubei did not answer, Shinbaha continued: "Although my sister may indeed have no breasts, she is undoubtedly a girl!"
"So it is! So it is!" Kondo clapped his hand, "It turned out to be just a misunderstanding! Then the misunderstanding can be resolved now!"
"No, it's not for that reason," Kubei finally raised his head, looked at Shin Baha and said, "We just transcended the irrelevant gender talk of men and women, with the most fundamental Partly attracted to each other. This is me and Amy..."
"Liar..." Xin Baha lowered her head, her face was so gloomy that it was dripping with water, then she raised her head and shouted loudly, "You liar! Sister, she wouldn't do that kind of thing at all! This orangutan wouldn't do that! It's all just your imagination!"
Jiubingwei just wanted to argue, but Jiang Cheng suddenly said, "Calm down, Xin Baha. Although I don't know what happened, but... I can really feel that this guy is sincere to your sister. Yes, don't care too much about gender, what if your sister really likes her? Would you also choose to separate them?"
"Of course!" Shinbaha roared without hesitation.
"Although for your age, we are like relics of a previous era, or even old-fashioned, but now it seems... you are?" Jiang Cheng pouted and continued, "If Can this person really bring happiness to your sister? If so, would you choose to break them up?"
"There's no such possibility at all! Sister, she left crying!" Shinba shouted, and then clenched his fists tightly, "I know... Sister, she must be in pain. If I really feel happy, I can definitely see it... Definitely. If I can really make my sister happy, whether it's a woman of the same **** or an orangutan of a different species, definitely, I will definitely send my sister away. Prepared! But now this is obviously not the case!"
Xin Ba Ha's remarks silenced everyone. Except for Kondo on the side.
"What is an orangutan of a different species? Are you saying that Miss A Miao would like that kind of thing?! Even if you are Miss A Miao's Oudoudou, I will not allow you to slander Miss A Miao like this!" Kondo scolded road.
Everyone: "..."
"It's no use arguing about this here," Jiang Cheng said helplessly, spreading his hands and frowning, "You should call your sister out and confront him. It's very difficult now. Judgment. Although I don't think it's impossible for two girls to be together."
"No, this is the most serious gaffe," Gintoki retorted, "after all, if A Miao really marries this person, the Shimura family will be doomed."
"Hey, what do you mean? Why does my sister marry him and my family is going to end?" Xin Baha said expressionlessly.
"Because," said, Gintoki looked at Xinbaha with a serious face~IndoMTL.com~ After all, you are already doomed to never get rid of your virginity in this lifetime. In this case... your family is really going to be doomed! "
"Ah! Sure enough! This situation is too serious!" Jiang Cheng reacted, nodded and said seriously.
"That makes sense." Kagura and Sogo also nodded.
"You guys..." Xin Baha resisted the anger in his heart and cursed, "Who are you looking down on! Whoever said I was destined to be a virgin for life!"
"No, you have the words "destined for a lifetime of virginity" written all over your face." Yin Shi pointed at Xin Ba Ha's face and replied without hesitation.
The rest nodded in agreement.
Afterwards, Xin Ba Haw started to pinch everyone.
The only ones who didn't participate were Kubei and Jiang Cheng.
"Just now about the topic of the European faction you mentioned," Jiubingwei ignored the crowd, turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng, and asked with a serious face, "That is to say, the distance between me and the man. Is it just the distance between two Europeans? Then, if I remove the Europeans, will I become a man?"
After listening, Jiang Cheng chuckled, and instead of answering Jiubingwei's question directly, he asked instead, "What is the first thing that human beings see when they open their eyes when they come to this world?"
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