Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 216: :Even a man has his moments of duplicity!

In the splendid auditorium.

"As expected of the princess of the orangutan star, she even chose such a luxurious place for an ordinary engagement ceremony." Xin Baha, who was wearing a formal suit, pushed his glasses and glanced around, feeling from the bottom of his heart. road.

"After all, she is also the princess of a planet, isn't it normal?" Yin Shi, who was also wearing a formal suit, held his hands and closed his eyes with disapproval on his face.

"Speaking of which..." Xin Baha glanced at the hall of the auditorium again, "It seems that Jiang Cheng-sang is the only one left. The members of the Shinsengumi and the embassy of the Apes are here."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter!" Gintoki looked at Shin Baha with a serious face, "Did you bring [that]?!"

"Of course!" Xin Ba Haw immediately patted his chest and replied, "I brought all the fresh-keeping boxes and plastic wrap at home!"

"Yo Xi! Now repeat the battle plan! Kagura, you come first!" Ginto looked at Kagura wearing a pink cheongsam.

"First! Hold your stomach until it can't hold anything, Aru!" Kagura replied.

"That's right! Now it's time for Xinbaha!" Yin Shi looked at Xinbaha again.

I saw Xin Ba Hao pushed his glasses and answered decisively: "Second! Of course, take everything that can be packed and take home!"

"Yo Xi! Just remember these two points!" Gintoki walked to the empty seat first.

Shin Bahau and Kagura looked at each other, nodded, and quickly followed.

Shin Baha and Kagura sat down first, but Gintoki was slow to take them.

"Yin Sang? What's wrong?" Shin Baha looked at Yin Shi with a painful face and asked in confusion.

"Ah, the chrysanthemum hasn't been in good condition since I used the roll paper given by Jiang Cheng that day..." Yin Shi said with a pained face, "I slept on my stomach these days. You said Should we install a squatting toilet in our house?"

New Bachi/Kagura: "..."

In the end, Gintoki resisted the chrysanthemum's pain and sat down.

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"Here!" Yin Shi's pupils shrank slightly, "Are you ready?!"

"Yeah!"×2

The three of Ginshi looked at the waiters who came with their plates, and their expressions became solemn.

But when the three of them opened the plate, they couldn't laugh anymore, because...the plate was full of bananas! Although there is a red wine pairing, all the dishes are fresh bananas!

"What a joke!" Yin Shi instantly froze and stood up from his seat, "There is only a banana in such a big show! Who are you to look down on, bastard! Are you worthy of our gift money?! Give me a refund Money, bastard!"

"Yin Sang..." Xin Baha spit out expressionlessly, "If I remember correctly, our gift money is only 300 yuan, right? If it's calculated, it's 100 yuan per person." /

"At least give me a cup of chestnut parfait, bastard!" Yin Shi cursed bitterly.

"This may be some kind of Orangutan tradition." Shin Baha smiled awkwardly, and then pulled Gintoki to the seat, "And isn't banana good too? Not only can it moisten the intestines. Laxative, prevent insomnia, and lower blood pressure.”

"Che, what a stingy engagement ceremony." Yin Shi curled his lips in disdain.

"This banana is not bad, Aru!" Kagura's whole mind at this moment was completely thrown into the bananas on the table.

"There's no other way, just bananas, Ba Sang, remember to pack them." Gintoki also peeled off a banana and ate it.

"Hi." Just after the answer, Xin Ba Ha's eyes caught on Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, who were in formal suits who had just entered the door, and quickly waved at the two of them, "Jiang Chengsang, Yue Miss Yong, here and here."

When Jiang Cheng and Yueyong saw this, they walked over and sat down on the empty seat beside Xin Baji.

"Jiang Chengsang...on your head...doesn't it matter?" Looking at Jiang Cheng's **** forehead, Xin Baji twitched the corners of his mouth.

"Ah, it doesn't matter, the blood doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng sneered with his hands in his arms, his face full of indifference, "It's just a blessing for the newcomer."

"I can't tell that it has such an effect..." Shinpachi murmured.

Yue Yong, who was on the side, did not speak from beginning to end, and her beautiful eyes were full of curiosity as she looked at the orangutans in formal suits sitting on the seats.

"But then again, it's incredible to invite us to participate in such a ceremony," Jiang Cheng said with emotion. "Although he is only an orangutan, he is also a very human orangutan."

"That's right, Kondo-san is also a reliable adult." Shinbaha agreed.

"Everyone has been waiting for a long time!" The emcee's voice suddenly sounded, and then, the lights in the entire hall were turned off, "Now the bride and groom are invited to enter!"

After the emcee finished speaking, the door slowly opened to the music of the wedding march. Immediately afterwards, a beam of light hit the two orangutans (Princess Kondo and Babrus) in dresses who appeared at the door.

Then, under the applause of the guests and the wedding march, Kondo and Babrus slowly walked to the high platform and sat down on the seats on the high platform.

Although Yueyong still didn't understand the situation, she restrained her curiosity and clapped when she saw Jiang Cheng applauding.

"I can't get enough of it no matter how many times I've watched it." Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and then sucked in his nose, "This couple is really a good match for the new couple."

Having said that, Jiang Cheng stood up directly, and shouted at Kondo, who lowered his head on the stage, with tears in his eyes: "The orangutan! You must be happy!"

Seeing this, Matsudaira on the other side also stood up and shouted with tears: "You must be happy! Kondo!"

The rest: "..."

Kondo on stage turned darker after hearing this.

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"You are too excited! Jiang Chengsang! Hurry up and sit down!" Xin Baha reminded in a low voice, and then pulled Jiang Cheng back to his seat.

At this point, the wedding march was over, and the lights came back on.

"It's a guy who doesn't care about others at all." Jiang Cheng wiped his tears with a tissue. "He actually pursues happiness for himself."

"Hey, please don't say such a bad line again, okay..." Shinbaha said expressionlessly, and then looked at Kondo on the stage and the shy Babrus, "Kondo-san must be It is also a decision made after careful consideration, although I don't know why, we just need to silently bless him."

"That makes sense." Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle.

"Why?" Gintoki looked disapproving, "Of course it was because I fell into the trap of **** incontinence during a blind date, and then it became like that."

"No matter what the reason is, as his family and friends on Earth, we should bless them with a sincere heart at this time." Jiang Cheng sighed slightly.

"Indeed, after all, being able to find the same kind of marriage is also a kind of congratulations." Gintoki nodded and said.

As soon as Yin Shi finished speaking, Zong Wu, who was wearing a formal suit, came over, sighed softly, and said to Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi: "Two bosses, let's not make a few sarcastic words, this kind of thing is not funny at all. Oh."

"I didn't laugh. It should be said that I can't laugh at all." Yin Shi retorted, "It's my first time attending a wedding but I want to cry."

"That's right, I don't mean to be sarcastic at all," Jiang Cheng said solemnly, holding his hands and nodding, "I'm happy for him from the bottom of my heart."

Zongwu was a little speechless, but he still shrugged and said, "Can you two think of something? This wedding is just to introduce the newlyweds to everyone, and then a formal wedding will be held on the princess' planet. After that, Kondo-san will officially become a gorilla family and will never come back. If you want to destroy it, you can only do it tonight."

"Okita-kun, you said you want to destroy... But, didn't this ceremony collapse at the beginning?" Ginto glanced at the gorillas sitting in the hall, "All of them are gorillas, There is really nothing I can do to destroy something that has been broken since the beginning."

"Wait a minute," Jiang Cheng finally couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "I finally understood after hearing what Mr. Zongwu said just now, so you are trying to destroy this wedding?"

"That's great, boss, your comprehension ability is finally on the line." Zongwu said expressionlessly.

"I said that you should stop in moderation, okay?" Jiang Cheng sighed and said earnestly, "How long do you want to rely on that orangutan? Why do you have to destroy his hard-won happiness?"

"Boss, what are you talking about..." Zongwu was a little speechless.

"I mean," Jiang Cheng pointed at Kondo on the stage, "he has worked very hard to get to where he is today~IndoMTL.com~ You should almost let go, right? Give the orangutan the freedom to pursue happiness. !”

"Boss, do you really think Kondo-san likes that kind of orangutan?" Sogo spread out his hands and asked with a speechless face.

"Of course," Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands folded and put on a proper expression, "because, he's already shaking with excitement!"

Everyone: Not at all!

Seemingly seeing what everyone was thinking, Jiang Cheng sighed and then explained: "Perhaps you may think he doesn't look very happy, but! Men are actually like this sometimes, and when it's time to be reserved, Will be reserved. Even men, there will be times when they are duplicitous!"

After listening, everyone fell silent. Yueyong also lowered her head thoughtfully and began to think.

"Boss, what do you mean..." Sogo clasped his hand and murmured with one hand on his chin, "Do you mean Kondo-san really likes that princess?!"

"Isn't it obvious?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Zongwu in surprise, "Although you don't know, I can see his determination to protect her when he stood in front of the princess with his hands open. Yes! Do you guys remember?"

Having said that, Jiang Cheng looked at the trio of Masters House beside him.

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