Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 218: :What should I pay attention to when going to a bar for the first time?

Yoshihara, night.

"Where are you going?" Yueyong, who was walking from the corridor, glanced at Jiang Cheng who was sitting at the door wearing his shoes and asked aloud.

"Ah, I made an appointment with Mr. Zongwu to go to the bar." Jiang Cheng stood up, took out his mobile phone from his arms, and waved it towards Yueyong.

Yueyong glanced at the text message on Jiang Cheng's mobile phone, and stood beside Jiang Cheng calmly. A look ready to go.

"Hey, what are you doing? Do you want to go too?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

"In order to prevent an accident like last time (Smile Bar), so..."

Yueyong was stopped by Jiang Cheng before she finished speaking.

"Wait!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly stopped him, "Stop joking! That kind of place is not a place women should go! Besides, you were the culprit last time, right!"

After listening, Yueyong opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng again.

"Enough is enough! Anyway, you are not allowed to go!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng stepped out of the door.

…

At the entrance of the Smile Bar.

"Yo, Zongwu-kun." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and greeted Zongwu in the crowd.

"Boss," Zongwu also raised his hand to say hello.

"Speaking of which," Jiang Cheng pointed to the heavily armed Shinsengumi members and several tanks and helicopters, "what's the matter? It's just for a drink, right?"

"Actually..." Before Sogo could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Fourteen on the side.

"Wait for me!" Fourteen pointed at Jiang Cheng and scolded, "Why is this guy here?!"

Zongwu sighed softly, and whispered to Shi Shi's ear: "This is also something that can't be helped. This is the order of the general."

"Stop joking!" Fourteen cursed bitterly in a low voice, "Don't tell me you want to be not only the general's bodyguard tonight, but also this bastard's bodyguard?!"

"It's just you who think so..." Zongwu complained, "Besides, the boss doesn't seem to need your protection at all."

Jiang Cheng looked at Shi Shi and Zong Wu who were whispering beside him with some doubts.

"Boss," seemed to see Jiang Cheng's puzzlement, and Zongwu explained, "Actually, I didn't invite you this time. The person who invited you is someone else."

"Who?" Jiang Cheng was even more confused.

Before Sogo could speak, a black limousine suddenly stopped in front of everyone.

"It's already here." Sogou said with a shrug.

Immediately following, with Kondo at the head, all the members of the Shinsengumi lined up in a square line and saluted.

Afterwards, two people got off the car, Song Ping Gong and Mao Mao.

"It's you!" Jiang Cheng finally recalled the elegant and easy-going young man in front of him.

"It's been a long time, Jiang Chengsang," Mao Mao smiled, "Thank you for the hospitality last time, so this time it's my turn to invite you."

"You're too polite." Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and smiled, then looked at Song Pinggong, "By the way, uncle, you dote on your son too much, right? Last time I brought my son here Yoshihara, did you change the bar this time?"

"Son?" Song Pinggong frowned a little suspiciously, "What are you talking about..."

But before he could finish speaking, A Miao's voice came from the door of the store.

"Master Songping~" A Miao trotted over with a smile on her face, "I've been waiting for a long time~"

"Souga, let's go in then." With that, Kondo followed Amy first into the store.

"Fourteen, today's Miss A Miao is still making me want to move as always." Kondo looked at A Miao's back and acted like an idiot.

Everyone: "..."

"Speaking of which, is this the first time you have come to this kind of place?" Jiang Cheng asked, looking at Mao Mao Sheng, who seemed to be somewhat restrained.

"Ah, this is the first time in my life that I have come to such a place," Mao Mao replied, "I wonder if Jiang Chengsang has any experience that you can tell me?"

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, and then pulled out two barrels of lubricating oil from nowhere, but before Jiang Cheng could say anything, Shi Shi, who was beside him, threw it over with one kick.

"There's no need for something like that at all! This time it's just an ordinary bar!" Shi Shi cursed, then looked at Mao Mao who was beside him, and said in a low voice, "Sir General, there's no such thing as a bar at all. You can just sit on the booth and chat with the wine girl! Nothing exciting will happen to you!”

After listening, a trace of loss flashed in Mao Mao's eyes. Although it disappeared in a flash, it was still captured by Jiang Cheng who got up.

"It's really a boring shop." Jiang Cheng got up and came to Mao Mao and patted Mao Mao on the shoulder, "Next time, I'll go to Jiyuan, those ugly girls miss you very much."

After listening, Mao Mao's eyes softened again.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Cheng only felt his whole body tremble, looked at Mao Mao in disbelief, and thought to himself: [This person... Does this person really like ugly girls? ! ! ]

…

Inside the Smile Bar.

"What are you doing? Hurry up." Songpinggong turned his head and shouted at the fourteen and others behind him. Immediately afterwards, Songpinggong turned his head and walked down the stairs.

"Ah, look, Mr. Matsudaira," A Miao said with a smile, pointing to the waitresses below, "Everyone is waiting~"

"Huh?" Matsudaira stopped and looked up.

"Hello, I'm Dianzi~" Yin Shi, who was tied with double ponytails, wrapped in a bath towel and held a red air mattress in his hands, greeted Mr. Songping with black lines all over his head.

"I'm Bahui~" Xin Baji also made the same appearance.

A Miao, who is full of blue veins: So...why are you wrapping a bath towel!

Gintoki/Shinhachi: Because I don't have time to change clothes!

But then, Gintoki and Shinhachi were attracted by a familiar voice coming from the door.

"Ah, there are a lot of girls I haven't seen today." Kondo walked in, glanced at Gintoki and Shinhachi, and asked, "Are you a newcomer?"

Then, Shi Shi and Sou Wu also walked over.

The pupils of Gintoki and Shinhachi instantly dilated: That's...that's...they! ! !

Xin Ba Ha: Why! Why is it the real selection group! Didn't he say he was an important member of the shogunate? ! It happened, it really happened! If recognized...

Thinking of this, Shin Baha swallowed.

[Don't say it's picking up guests, I'll have no face to walk on the street in the future! 】 Immediately afterwards, Shin Baha looked at Yin Shi who was beside him, 【 Yin Sang? What to do! ]

But then, Xin Ba Ha was completely stunned by Yin Shi's actions.

I saw Yin Shi slowly raised his chin and greeted everyone in the Shinsengumi group at the door: "Welcome~"

【Silver Sang! ! ! 】 Xin Baha's whole person is not well, 【Could it be... Are you going to dress up? ! Are you going to keep going like this? ! ]

"Tilt your chin, Hachi," Yinshi reminded in a low voice, "As long as you tilt your chin up, you won't be exposed! Dadi Maou said it on TV!"

(Mao Dadi: Japanese actress)

[No, it's impossible, I'll definitely wear it! Silver Sang! ] Xinba slandered, [It's like shouting in boxer briefs and a black vest: I'm the **** of death! the same! ! ]

Immediately afterwards, Shin Baha looked at Kagura, who was wearing heavy makeup: [Kagura-chan, come and persuade this idiot! ]

"I'm Lezi, please take care, you bastard." Kagura raised his chin and blinked at the crowd at the door.

[It has already been performed! This kid has his chin up! 】Shinbaha spit out in his heart, but just after he finished complaining, Xinbaha saw Kubei, who was wearing a pink kimono with floral eyes, also raised his chin...

"My hobby is 16 shots~" Kagura continued without blushing.

"My hobby is space warriors~" Kubei continued with his chin up.

[Hey! ! Don't learn from them! ! What kind of club is this! Is this [Awkward]? ! 】 Xin Baha roared in his heart. But then, Xin Baha saw the little ape dressed as a village girl and wearing a queen's restraint suit, "You are fundamentally wrong! Why are you dressing up as a village girl? ! ]

"Hey, isn't there a nice sow here?" Zong Wu walked up to the little monkey with his pocket in, "Miss, do you want me to insert something stronger than the nasal groove into your nose? ?"

【Amazing! This person's shaky soul started to burn. Hey! 】 Xin Ba Ha's whole body is not well, 【 Please leave this shop quickly! ]

"@&#@%..." Little Ape said inarticulately. The real meaning is actually: less than one's own ability! You stinky bastard! Wait until the hair below you turns into a natural curl before you come out and mix!

"Isn't it pretty good!" Zongwu praised.

【Why can you communicate...] Xin Ba Ha was speechless to the extreme.

"Songwu~IndoMTL.com~ is almost done," Shishi on the side reminded Zongwu, "We're not here to play today."

"Hey, why, I said you're welcome, you guys come to play too." Matsudaira said.

"That won't work." Fourteen refused.

[What, it turns out that these people didn't come to drink, really saved~] Xin Ba Hao breathed a sigh of relief, "Hey? Wait a minute, so what are they here for? ]

Just when Xin Ba Haw was puzzled, a familiar voice came from the door again.

"Don't worry! Today, I'll show you the true charm of the bar!" Jiang Cheng said familiarly, hugging Mao Mao's shoulders.

"Then there is work, Jiang Chengsang." Mao Mao said with a smile.

"Don't care, don't care." Jiang Cheng waved his hand with disapproval on his face.

【Why this guy! ! 】 Xin Ba Hao and Yin Shi saw Jiang Cheng coming in from the door, and the two of them were about to collapse!

But this is not over yet, and then, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao heard Zong Wu bend over and say something to the young man beside Jiang Cheng: "Then please have fun, We'll take good care of you outside. General."

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