Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 22: :Harita’s Bizarre Adventure! (top)

"Is that the kid?" Ginshi asked, picking his nostrils.

At this time, the trio of Master House, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong were following a dirty-looking child on the street. At this time, the five were hiding at the corner of the street and watching Harita, who was wandering on the street.

"Well, yes, he is Harita." Yue Yong said.

"It's just a kid. If I tell you, I'll arrest him and let him watch the jump for a month. Sooner or later, he will understand the three elements of jump: friendship, hard work, and victory! Isn't that enough? " Yin Shi waved his hand and said casually.

"Wait [beep——], follow the plan, it's your turn!" Jiang Cheng kicked Yinshi out...

"Is he really alright? That kind of sloppy man." Yue Yong looked at Yin Shi, who staggered past, and asked uncertainly.

"Big...probably, ahahahaha." Jiang Cheng replied uncertainly.

"Aren't you old friends?"

"An old friend whom you haven't seen in ten years?" Jiang Cheng→_→ replied like this, "Maybe Kagura-chan and Shinbachi-kun know him better than I do now."

"Aru started!" Kagura reminded, and then everyone quickly turned to Gintoki, who had already started to act...

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A silver-haired samurai-looking clumsy approached across from him, this one would definitely not be able to escape! With this thought in mind, Harita deliberately walked over with her head lowered in Gintoki's direction.

"Ah, I'm sorry!" After hitting Yinshi on purpose, Qingta lowered her head and said softly, her footsteps were much faster, and she ran away quickly.

Harita looked back at Ginshi, who was gradually receding, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but raise, and then she ran into the alley next to her.

Harita takes out her harvest: Gintoki's wallet.

"Such a drum, it looks like a good candidate. I didn't expect there are such rich samurai in this era." Qingta laughed, but when he opened his wallet, he couldn't laugh anymore. .

"What the **** is this! Except for the two hundred and thirty yuan, everything else is a blank piece of paper with [Friendship! Effort! Victory!] written on it! How obsessed these guys are with jumping!" Harita He said cursingly, and at the same time took out the 230 yen in Yinshi's wallet and prepared to put it in his wallet, but when Qingta touched the chest where she originally put her wallet, Qing was too panicked, " Where is my...my wallet?!!!" (ps: Jump Weekly lists a price of 230 yen.)

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"Mission accomplished!" Gintoki looked confident, "Don't worry, I put two hundred and thirty yen in my wallet, and a note full of [Friendship! Effort! Victory!] ..."

"Hey, what are you holding in your hand?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with contempt.

"Ah, this, I'm careless!" Yin Shi looked at the wallet in his hand, "If you don't pay attention..."

Before Ginshi finished speaking, he was kicked over by four people and started a round of group fights.

"If you don't pay attention, you can do anything! You can do anything with a child's wallet! It's really a misunderstanding of you!" Jiang Cheng scolded as he stepped on it.

"Isn't this...Isn't this good?" Yin Shi, who was already bruised and bruised, got up, "Let him know that if he makes a mistake, he may be punished. This is education in disguise, education. Stealing such Every time I reach out and steal something from someone else, I also lose something very important!"

"If you say that..." Yueyong propped her chin as if thinking. But at this time, no one noticed that Kagura had already grabbed the wallet in Yinshi's hand and rushed out...

"Ah! Who lost Aru's wallet~" Kagura pretended to have just picked up a wallet.

"I... mine!" Qingta hurriedly ran towards Kagura when she heard the sound.

"Thank you very much, this is my wallet." Harita said looking at Kagura.

"Don't be so careless next time, Aru~" Kagura said and handed the wallet to Harita. At the same time, he secretly turned his head and made an OK gesture to the four Jiang Cheng behind him.

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Seeing Yu Qingta's chattering and laughing Kagura, Jiang Cheng's jaws were almost dropped.

"That...it doesn't seem like it's time for Kagura-chan to appear yet?" Shinhachi asked uncertainly.

"You have to believe in Kagura-chan, aren't you partners?!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help saying.

"Soga, maybe Kagura-chan has thought of a better way." Shinbaha stretched out a finger and said.

But just after Xinbaha finished speaking, everyone heard a rumbling sound in the stomach. It was from Kagura. The sound was so loud that even the four people who were far away from Kagura could hear it clearly...

"Well, since you found my wallet for me, I should also thank you. I'll treat you to something to eat." Qingtai smiled helplessly and said.

"Really Aru?!"

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"Being helped and knowing gratitude, Kagura-chan has a hand!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but praise.

"As expected of the signboard of the Master House! Come on Kagura-chan!" Gintoki couldn't help cheering for Kagura behind him.

"Let's just say it, Kagura-chan must have her own ideas. In this case, at least it can be seen that Qingtai-kun's nature is kind." Shinbaha said.

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Kagura-chan, who accepted Qingta's invitation, brought her to the Dengshi store downstairs in the Master's House.

"That...this doesn't seem to be a place to eat, right?" Qingta couldn't help but said while looking at the Dengshi shop in front of her.

"What are you talking about Aru, I've been eating here Aru all the time, and I can add rice." Kagura said, and then dragged Qingta into the Dengshi store, "Oba sauce, Misi Yomisiaru."

"I said that this is not a place to eat! And it's not open during the day! Why did you walk in and sit down on your own?" Granny Dengshi felt a little bit in her hand as soon as she finished speaking. Something was wrong, and when he lowered his head, he saw Jiang Cheng and the four curled up in the counter.

Jiang Chengbi made a silent gesture, and at the same time stuffed a few ten thousand yuan bills into Granny Dengshi's hand. And use the gesture to start the gesture to make it cooperate.

Originally, Granny Dengshi was about to ask aloud, but the next moment Jiang Cheng showed his signature smile, and in an instant, Granny Dengsi fell, "woohoo..."

Voice-over: What is [woohoo]? It's so 70,000 words, does the author of the street still want to add any strange settings? !

"There's nothing I can do about you, only this time." Granny Toshi said, looking at Kagura in front of her.

"Yin Sang, what was that just now? [woohoo] something, isn't it really plagiarized from another animation?!" Shin Baha couldn't help but asked in a low voice.

"So didn't I say it before? This guy is just an idiot who is popular with women." Gintoki said, picking his nostrils.

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"One more bowl!"

"One more bowl!"

"One more bowl!"

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Seeing Kagura, who was just looking at eating and kept shouting "one more bowl", Qingta couldn't help touching her wallet, for fear that the money would not be enough when she paid, so she wanted to speak up. I stopped Kagura, but I felt that someone else found my wallet, so...

"I'm careless..." Jiang Cheng couldn't help saying.

"Well, I'm really careless." Gintoki said the same.

"Well, it's really careless." Yue Yong said.

"Hey, the three of you! What should we do in this situation! Harita's face has changed from shock to lovelessness! Kagura-chan's attention is completely absorbed in the meal!" Looking at the three people on the side, Xin Ba Ha couldn't help but complain, "Don't think that you can completely get rid of the responsibility with a careless sentence! How can that kind of big stomach king, Mu Siba, be fed with Qingta's wallet? !”

"Well, you can't get enough to feed." Jiang Cheng said uncertainly.

"Well, I must not be full." Yin Shi echoed.

"Well, definitely and definitely can't get enough to feed." Yueyong echoed.

"Enough is enough!"

The next moment, Jiang Cheng had a flash of inspiration, "Yinshi, let's go straight to the topic!" After speaking, Jiang Cheng kicked Yinshi out of the counter.

"You!" Seeing some familiar faces, Harita couldn't help but panic for a while.

And Yin Shi sat down at the bar by himself, "Cough, kid, there will be gains and losses, you stole my wallet, but you met this result~IndoMTL.com~ This is karma , remember?"

And after listening to it, Qingta on the side began to shed tears of grievance and couldn't stop falling, "I, I just, I just want to see my mother...why, why do I have to encounter so much Ah!" After speaking, Harita lay on the table and began to cry.

"If you want to see it, can't you just go and see it? But to use the stolen money to achieve your goals, I believe that even if your mother finds out, she will not be happy." Yin Shi poured himself a glass of soju. said.

"It's not that simple! If I don't have money, I can't see my mother at all! I'm just an orphan, how can I get money if I don't steal it!"

"There is no mother in this world who needs money to meet, so tell me, what's going on?"

"I...was abandoned by my parents when I was young, and I have no memory of what my parents looked like. Ever since I was sensible, the one in front of me was my grandfather who adopted me, and my grandfather died of illness three years ago. Grandpa said before he died, "Don't feel inferior, Harita, you are not abandoned, but saved. Your mother saved you from the darkness, you must be proud. Your mother is still in the long night. In the darkness, alone, it shines like the sun.] In this case, that person might be the mother!" As she spoke, she began to sob aggrievedly.

"That person?" Granny Denshi couldn't help asking.

"Well, that person, the sun of the underground city Yoshiwara, the first geisha, the sun wheel called the sun of Yoshiwara. But no matter how much I shouted, that person didn't look at me, so I...I need A lot of money, as long as you have a lot of money, you can see her. I want to see her, talk to her..."

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