Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 220: :Does radio gymnastics count as dance?

"After all, the general is also a normal man." Yin Shi replied in a low voice.

"Then it's decided! Let's play games together!" Jiang Cheng looked at Mao Mao who was beside him, "Generally, there are the following types of games played in bars, one is the Pocky game. , the second is the game of kings, the third is cards, such as UNO and the like, the fourth is wild ball punches, and…”

Yin Shi listened to Jiang Cheng's words and kept nodding his head.

"...Russian turntable." Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, and Yin Shi directly sprayed.

"No way! Wild Ball Boxing is barely acceptable. The last Russian roulette is a bit outrageous!" Yinshi cursed, "What kind of bar can play Russian roulette!"

"Yeah, in fact, I was lucky enough to enter a bar when I was wandering before." Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and laughed, "The most famous game in that bar is Russian roulette. That day, I owned all that bar. People have won once... ah ha ha ha..."

"Won everyone? Wait... Hey, Yin... Ah... No, paper, why did I just hear something very serious, as if I heard about the massacre..." Xin Bazhu was expressionless snorted in a low voice.

(Xin Ba Hao thinks that the Russian turntable mentioned by Jiang Cheng in his mouth is the kind of revolver that takes a revolver, only loads one bullet, and the two take turns to shoot at their own head.)

"The massacre?" Jiang Cheng was a little puzzled, but then Jiang Cheng realized something and quickly explained: "No, it's not the kind of Russian turntable you think."

"No?" Said, Xin Baha suddenly thought of something, looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, and murmured as if his tongue was knotted, "Could it be... that's a kind of promiscuity. Party?!"

"Hey, what the **** is this four-eyed girl thinking about..." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "It's super rude!"

"Then you made it clear!"

"Actually, it's not much different from an ordinary Russian turntable, but it's just an ordinary toy gun, and the so-called bullets are just paint." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and explained.

"So that's the way it is..." Xin Baha was relieved, but still waved his hand and smiled: "Although it sounds good, but we don't have any props here..."

"That's what I said..." Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands clasped, as if a little distressed.

"How about using this?" Matsudaira took out a pistol from his pocket. "Although it's not a revolver, it should be fine, right?"

"Hey, is this uncle really with the general?" Xin Bazhu said expressionlessly, "I just want to kill the general..."

"No, no, this is definitely not acceptable." Yin Shi quickly twitched the corners of his mouth, showing a forced smile, waved his hand, and said, "This kind of thing is too dangerous~"

Mao Mao, who lowered his head in thought, suddenly saw the chopsticks on the table out of the corner of his eyes, and a flash of inspiration suggested: "Then why don't we use chopsticks instead? How about whoever loses?"

"It's amazing! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng praised without hesitation, "I can think of this method!"

"As expected of a teenager~" Yin Shi naturally would not miss this opportunity to be courteous.

"Let's start then!" Jiang Cheng picked up a pair of chopsticks and turned them on the table.

"Well, there's actually another question," Yinshi asked aloud while looking at the chopsticks that were constantly turning on the table, "what is the punishment after losing?"

"Almost forgot!" Jiang Cheng then remembered, then stretched out a finger and said with a smile: "The so-called punishment is to dance with a naked body~"

Everyone: "..."

"Qiaodou sack!" The first one to speak was Xiao Yuan, who stood up without hesitation and shouted at Jiang Cheng, "Stop joking! My naked body belongs only to Yin Sang! Why? You want me to dance naked in front of such a person! Don't be kidding! Although I have a little excitement in my heart, I will never agree to this!"

But just after she finished speaking, Little Ape realized that no one listened to her, and everyone was staring at the chopsticks that had not stopped spinning on the table.

"What is this? Put it away!!" An inexplicable blush suddenly rose on Little Ape's face.

"Stop!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

Everyone stared at the chopsticks on the table, and finally, the chopsticks stopped. However...

[General card! ! ] Shin Bahau and Gintoki looked at Mao Mao, who was pointed at by the tip of his chopsticks, with grim expressions.

[Oops, why are you deflecting in front of the General! Jiang Cheng, this idiot! 】 Yin Shi is scolding Jiang Cheng in his heart.

"Ahahaha, your luck is really not that good~" Jiang Cheng patted Mao Mao on the shoulder, "Come on, accept the punishment and start the next round."

"I see, Jiang Chengsang." With that, Mao Mao stood up, walked to the booth, and immediately took off his clothes.

"Wait a minute!" Yinshi quickly stopped him, "The first round shouldn't be counted, right? Isn't that what games are all about? Let's take the first round as an introduction to the gameplay."

"This sentence is wrong," A Miao shook out a finger, "If you don't have the consciousness of throwing your life out of a game like this, it won't work~"

Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and nodded in agreement.

【It's just a game! How serious are you! Besides, it's us who are throwing our lives in this game! You'll be beheaded if you're not careful! ! 】 Yin Shi stared at A Miao with big red eyes, and then looked at Song Ping-kun, 【Hey! Say something to me too! ]

But after Gintoki saw Song Pinggong's appearance clearly, Gintoki's whole person became even worse, because Songpinggong was already snoring while holding the wine bottle at this time, "Your alcohol intake is too bad! ! ]

"Then I'll start." Saying that, Mao Mao untied the restraints of his body, including a pair of briefs.

[Take off too fast! ! 】 Yin Shi's heart spurted wildly, 【You are too impatient! Junior! ! ]

Several women present looked at the mosaic part between Mao Mao's thighs and hummed at the same time.

[Hey! ! How many of you are too much! What does hum mean? ! Although that part does look like a soldier, your attitude is too much! It hurts the general's self-esteem, okay? ! 】 Yin Shi burst with blue veins and roared in his heart, 【You should all feel extremely honored to have the opportunity to see such a noble "little soldier" in this life, okay? ! ! ]

As if seeing what Yin Shi was thinking, Mao Mao coughed twice and said, "For generations of generals, those in that position are all soldiers."

[Hey, it really happened, he saw what I was thinking! 】 Yin Shi's heart is only bitter, and he can only smile bitterly on his face, 【There is no doubt that he will be beheaded! ]

"Then, I'll start!" With that, Mao Mao slowly swayed his body.

What is even more surprising is that Momo is actually performing radio gymnastics in Kabukicho! !

"Sure enough~" Jiang Cheng frowned slightly and sighed.

"That's right, the punishment for dancing naked is really too much." Gintoki said with a haha.

"No, that's not what I'm referring to," Jiang Cheng shook his head, then continued earnestly, "I mean radio gymnastics is not dance!"

[You give me enough time! ! 】Yin Shi stared at Jiang Cheng with his eyes piercing, 【It is enough for you to be beheaded! ! ]

"Can't you?" Mao Mao, who was doing radio gymnastics, stopped and murmured, "But, I really only know this... This is what my sister taught me. ..."

"This..." Jiang Cheng just wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Yin Shi.

"No, the dance is very good!" Yinshi commented with a serious face, "Both the coordination of the body and the beauty of the body are all excellent! I have never seen such... uh... Nice radio gymnastics!"

After speaking, Gintoki clapped vigorously.

"Silver... paper, you..." Xin Baha just opened his mouth, but was interrupted by Yin Shi's eyes.

【Why do you care so much? ! Applaud me, bastard! ! ]

[I see! 】 Xin Baha nodded heavily, and then began to applaud.

"Forget it, you can pass the first round..." Jiang Cheng shrugged.

…

"Then let's come to the second round!" With that said, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand to the chopsticks on the table again.

Only this time, the speed of the silver time is faster. He grabbed the chopsticks before Jiang Cheng.

"This time it should be the little future, right?" Yin Shi smiled awkwardly and said ~IndoMTL.com~, and then handed the chopsticks to Mao Mao, who was dressed again. 【Sir General! I believe you! ]

"That's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Mao Mao, "Don't be shy, just start. Do you want to try it yourself?"

"Well, thank you." Mao Mao took the chopsticks in Yin Shi's hands with a moved face, and put them on the table and gently moved them.

"Then next time, let me come to Aru." Kagura said.

"Then next time, change me." Kubei continued.

"Then next time, it's my turn!" said Little Ape.

"It's interesting, then let me come~" A Miao said with a smile.

As soon as A Miao finished speaking, the spinning chopsticks on the table stopped, but this time, the tip of the chopsticks still pointed at Mao Mao.

[It's the general again! 】 Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha are about to collapse.

"It seems that your luck is indeed not very good." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

Mao Mao did not speak, but stood up again and walked out of the booth. Without a trace of shyness, he lifted all the restraints on his body. Immediately afterwards, he danced the radio gymnastics of Kabukicho again with a serious look...

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