Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 223: :Eating spicy food will cause hemorrhoids~

"You're joking again, Yagami Soichiro-kun." Gintoki twitched the corners of his mouth and continued with a teasing expression.

"Boss, can I cut him now?" Zongwu looked at Jiang Cheng and asked aloud again.

"Please!" Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and said.

The next moment, Sou Wu immediately swung the knife down.

"Wait! Soichiro-kun!" Ginto shouted in a posture of empty-handed hand to hand, "A friend's friend is also an enemy... no, it's a friend!"

"The enemy of the enemy is the friend. Yinsang." Shin Baha corrected expressionlessly.

"It's almost there!" Yinshi shouted.

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Looking at Mitsuha who was talking to Kagura with a smile, Jiang Cheng always felt something was wrong. Because... Mitsuha's look at Kagura made Jiang Cheng feel that something was wrong...

"What's wrong? Boss?" Zongwu looked at Jiang Cheng and asked in doubt.

"Ah, there seems to be an illusion..." Jiang Cheng murmured, pointing to his chin, "I always feel something is wrong with your sister's eyes when looking at Kagura. But what's wrong? I'm a little confused. understand..."

"There's nothing wrong..." Zongwu carefully observed his sister, but suddenly, Zongwu thought of something, and hurriedly cared at Sanye: "Sister! Do you feel your lungs are a little uncomfortable now? !”

"Huh?" San Ye quickly waved his hand and explained with a smile: "No, my sister is really happy now."

"That's it..." Zongwu breathed a sigh of relief, and then said earnestly, "Sister, if you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me as soon as possible."

"Hmm, I know." Mitsuha replied with a smile.

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"Huh?! It's a lie!" Mitsuha covered her mouth and looked at Shinhachi in disbelief, "You mean, Mr. Kondo, he likes Shinhachi-kun's sister. ?!"

"Sure enough, elder sister, you also think it's incredible." Sogou had a well-behaved smile on his face.

"No, I think it's normal." Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually and said, "After all, it's normal for orangutans to see violent female King Kong."

Yin Shi heard the sound and nodded, then picked up the second cup of parfait and ate it.

"Hey, you two are really rude! My sister looks like a violent female King Kong!" Shinba scolded, "I admit that my sister is indeed a little stronger, like The female King Kong is the same, but her appearance is also a gentle girl!"

"Xin Ba Ha, do you have any misunderstandings about your sister? Is it really good to describe her as gentle?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

"Orangutan?" Mitsuha couldn't help but burst out laughing, "So you all call Kondo-san that? Indeed, Kondo-san does look a bit like an orangutan."

Seeing Mitsuha's heartfelt smile, Sogo's mood has also improved a lot at this time.

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Looking at Kagura, who has already eaten nine servings of fried noodles, and Yinshi, who has just eaten two servings of parfait.

San Ye suddenly thought of something, stretched out a finger and smiled and said, "By the way, in order to thank you for taking care of our little boss, let me teach you some particularly delicious ways to eat."

After finishing speaking, Mitsuha pulled all the fried noodles that Kagura didn't have time to eat and Parfait that Gintoki didn't have time to eat and placed them in front of him.

Except Sou Wu, everyone looked at Mitsuha curiously.

San Ye smiled, then took out two bottles of red hot sauce from her arms, and poured all of them on the fried noodles and parfait with a smile.

"Hey? Big sister, that's chili sauce!" Yin Shi's whole body was bad, and he hurriedly shouted.

"Because of my poor health, I usually don't have any appetite~" San Ye explained with a smile, "This is how I can eat things~ Do you like spicy food?"

"It's not a question of liking it or not..." Yin Shi said with black lines all over his head, "The problem is that the fried noodles are fine, but parfait is not spicy..."

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng took the lead in picking up the fried noodles in front of Sanye, and swallowed it in one breath, without even chewing.

"Yeah~ Jiang Chengsang is amazing~" San Ye squinted his eyes and praised with a smile, "But the plate of fried noodles just now was specially made for Kagura sauce."

"No, she's full!" Jiang Cheng lowered his head and raised his hand to reply, and then, Jiang Cheng whispered to Zong Wu, who was beside him, trembling in a voice that only two people could hear: "Hey, Zongwu-jun, please order me a glass of ice water... Also, if you have a chance, please remind me of your sister, you will get hemorrhoids just by eating spicy food..."

"Boss, you..." Zongwu couldn't help but be moved.

"Ah, after all, you can't irritate your sister. Don't worry! I still know this!" Jiang Cheng replied with a pained face.

"What about you?" Mitsuha looked at Yin Shi, who was diagonally opposite, squinting and smiling, "As a friend of Xiao Zong, you must also like it very much, right?"

"Ah? No..." Yin Shi just said no, when Jiang Cheng had already pressed Yin Shi on the sofa and opened Yin Shi's mouth.

"No, he likes it very much~" Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile. Then, Jiang Cheng glanced at Zong Wu, who looked at each other, and the two nodded at the same time.

Songwu picked up the cup of parfait without thinking and poured it directly into Yinshi's mouth.

"Look? Yinshi really likes chili sauce~" Jiang Cheng pointed at Yinshi's face, Sanye, who had rolled his eyes and foamed on the sofa, "I like it to the point of rolling my eyes~ It's like I'm saying I want a drink~"

"I didn't expect this Sakata-san to love chili sauce so much, I'm really touched~" Mitsuha said with a moved face.

Kagura: Sure enough, S's older sister is also S.

Shinbahaw: Well, no doubt about it.

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Edo Pier at night.

On the tall containers stacked beside the dock, Shi Shiyi sat on the ground impatiently, then picked up a senbei from the plate on the side and ate it.

However, after only taking a bite, Fourteen spit it out.

"What the **** is this... Hurry up and give me water..." Shi Shiyi said with a painful expression.

Yamazaki, who was looking into the distance with binoculars and turned into an explosive head for some reason, explained aloud: "This is a condolence item, it's the [Super Spicy Senbei] sent by Captain Okita's sister."

"Yamazaki, you bastard, you're kidding me!" Shi Shida cursed, and then he poured two gulps of the mineral water that Yamazaki handed over, and then took a deep breath, "But then again, why do you Turned into an explosive head?"

"Don't complain about me," Yamazaki helplessly spread out his hands, "If you want to complain, complain about Miss Mitsuha."

Shi Shi did not reply, and sat down again, still looking blankly at the two parked houseboats on the sea not far away.

"Deputy Director, why don't you go see her?" Yamazaki wondered, "I heard from the Director, the Deputy Director, Director and Miss Mitsuba were still in the military before the formation of the True Selection Group. We’ve been friends since we were in a rural area like the state. Just leave the boring job of investigating suspicious ships to me, why don’t you go and see Miss Mitsuha?”

Fourteen took out a cigarette and lit it from his arms. After taking a sip, he still stared at the two houseboats on the sea not far away, and said slowly: "Recently, the savage warriors have been involved in terrorist activities. The weapons used are completely different from the previous ones. It is not easy to obtain such heavy weapons among the people now that the ban on swords has been issued, and there must be someone in the shogunate who is engaged in smuggling.”

"Deputy Chief, you and Mitsuha-san just saw what happened?" Yamazaki asked while looking into the distance with his binoculars.

"Ah, there must be a problem, there must be something wrong." Shi Shi nodded and said with a serious face.

"Sure enough! It's like [finally understands his own feelings] that kind of development, right?"

"Ah, I found a very serious problem." Fourteen replied, but suddenly, Fourteen reacted and shouted incoherently at Yamazaki: "Ah? Wait... how is that possible? Ah bastard! What nonsense are you talking about! Be careful I killed you! Why did you turn into an explosive head! Hey! It really killed you! Really..."

"I heard that Miss Mitsuha is getting married." Yamazaki continued.

"So!" Shi Shi shouted again, pointing at Yamazaki, "I said it had nothing to do with me! Exploding head! Hey, I asked you why you got an exploding head? I really killed you! "

"I heard that the other party is a high-level trader. She really married a golden tortoise-in-law." Yamazaki continued.

"Who cares, that kind of thing. What's the matter, saying [?], it really makes me feel more and more uncomfortable." Shi Shi said nonchalantly, then picked up a senbei again and took a bite , "Supervision should do a good job of supervision, why is it an explosive head, it is really an angry head."

But at this juncture, Yamazaki suddenly discovered something, pointed not far away and reminded: "Deputy Chief! Look at that!"

After being shocked, Shi Shi spit out the senbei in his mouth again...

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On the other side~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng was on his way to take Miss Mitsuha home after spending an afternoon with the Master House trio and the Sogou siblings.

Mitsuha and Kagura walked at the forefront, behind them were four men. Jiang Cheng could hear Sanye's laughter from time to time.

"Ms. Mitsuha is really a gentle person." Xin Ba Hao sighed slightly.

"Indeed, it's very different from your sister." Gintoki nodded and said.

"Speaking of which, Zongwu-jun's sister is getting married." Jiang Cheng said with a slight emotion, "Be sure to invite me during the wedding."

"Well, I will definitely." Zongwu replied with a smile, and then turned his attention to Mitsuha who was chatting with Kagura not far ahead, "Thanks to you, boss, today. Sister looks really happy."

"Treat your friend's sister as your own sister," Jiang Cheng hummed with his arms in his arms, and then suggested again: "But there is still a little time in the evening, why don't you take your sister to Yoshihara to play? A game?"

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was knocked over by Yin Shi: "What on earth are you thinking about! What do you want to take his sister to Yoshihara for?!"

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