Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 23: :Harita’s Bizarre Adventure! (below)

"Hey, what's going on? Why did Qingta shout so hard that Dr. Sunlun still didn't look at him?" Xin Baha asked as he looked at Jiang Cheng and Yueyong.

"Ah, this, there is actually a reason..." Jiang Cheng smiled a little embarrassedly.

"Why?"

"The sun wheel said something like [It's boring to stay at a high place every day~] and so on, and then I bought her a pair of invisible wireless headphones, high-fidelity sound, surround-sound 3D sound, completely isolated from the outside world Your voice, bring it, the whole world is only you! Don't buy 98,000 or 58,000 now, just 18,888 and you can take it home! Boy, it's better to be excited..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish, he was kicked by Xinba. .

"It's all your fault!"

"Whatever it is, it's all my fault! It's just that the author has forgotten about Qingta! I just remembered to fill the hole now! It's all the author's fault!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

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"You're putting the cart before the horse. Do you think your mother would be happy by doing that kind of thing to see your mother?" Granny Denshi said while smoking a cigarette.

Harita wiped away her tears and looked at Granny Denshi.

"Let's work here. Although it's not enough for you to meet the woman in Yoshihara, there must be some help. So, thieves or something, don't do it again." Live red eyes again.

"Thank you so much..."

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At night, Harita was pulled by Shin Baha to take a shower and then fell asleep upstairs.

And downstairs, in the Dengshi store, Jiang Cheng, Yueyong, Shinbachi, Kagura, and Yinshi were discussing plans in front of the bar.

"...Finally, the hero Harita defeated the Demon King Yewang and finally met his mother!" Jiang Cheng said, and he couldn't help but moved to tears, "How about this plan? Definitely this year. The best RPGgame of the year!"

"It's rotten to the point of scum! What a vulgar plot! The plot you designed since you were a child is like shit!" Yin Shi couldn't help roaring.

"I think my character can be a little richer, Aru. For example, if Haruta collects enough vinegar kelp, you can get the help of Kagura-chan, so that the plot will be more perfect for Aru." Kagura Zai said aside.

"It should be revised like this..." Ginshi said and began to write and draw on the paper.

"It's going to be changed here too..." Xin Baha grabbed the pen and said.

"Here, too..."

"Here..."

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Therefore, a vulgar script titled "Qingta·Agarwood·Otsutsuki Hei Jue Saves Mother" was officially completed...

"Hey, it seems to be even worse!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help shouting after reading the script.

"I can't imagine that the heir of the Night King Fengxian is such a person." Granny Dengshi couldn't help but sighed as she looked at Jiang Cheng.

"Then, Auntie, I'll leave it to you for a while~" Jiang Cheng took out an envelope from his body and handed it to Granny Dengshi.

But Granny Dengshi didn't accept the envelope, "No need, I can relax a little more with the help of a kid."

"Thank you very much then." Jiang Cheng said with his hands folded.

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Unconsciously, a period has passed, and Qingta has now completely changed her person. Her whole person has become clean, and her eyes have become softer. The entire remodel was a success! The only thing left is...

"Today, the plan is about to officially start. The actors in Yoshihara are already in place. You must memorize the lines." Jiang Cheng couldn't help reminding.

"Hey, I didn't expect that one day I would also accompany the children to play house wine. What a hot kid." Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.

"What are you talking about, Yin Shi, I remember that your personality was bad when you were young. No matter how you compare it, Qing Tai-kun is much cuter than you were when you were young." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Hey, did Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang know each other since they were children?" Xin Ba Haw asked curiously.

"Well, Yin Shi has been like this since he was a child. He picks his nostrils all day long. I didn't expect it to be deducted for 20 years. I don't know how big a piece of booger can be deducted for 20 years." Jiang Chenghui road.

"I can't imagine it." Xin Baha sighed, "Yin Sang's nostrils may be like a black hole, and I unconsciously sucked Yin Sang's hand into it, and I can't get rid of it for 20 years. "

"Do you think so too?! Haha, I think the same way, it's hard to imagine what a person would look like if they could deduct their nostrils for 20 years. But I understood when I saw the silver, deduct two In ten years, his nostrils will become like his, with naturally curly silver hair that has no motivation at all." Jiang Cheng felt as if there was a chill behind him, and it was getting heavier and heavier.

"You two apologize to all the natural curls of silver hair! Ah, no, apologize to my nostrils!" Yin Shi said and pressed the heads of Xin Ba Ha and Jiang Cheng on the table.

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Voiceover: Haruta, the hero who gathered his partners (natural curly silver hair, glasses with human skin, and a girl with vinegar kelp), finally came to Yoshihara. Tonight, can he reach the last level and defeat the Demon King (Yeah) Wang), so as to rescue his mother, let us wait and see, now let's start a commercial~

(Ad time...)

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"Can it really be done? Yinsang, I always feel a little scared..."

Harita constantly looked around her, afraid that something bad might happen.

At this time, the trio of Harita and the Master House have sneaked into Yoshihara (Jiang Cheng deliberately put it in), it should be said that they have just entered the gate and haven't gone far.

"We will definitely let you see your mother! Don't worry about Aru!" Kagura said confidently, patting his chest.

But as soon as he finished speaking, Kagura exclaimed, "Ah! Aru has encountered a trap! Now only by collecting a hundred vinegar kelp can save me! Hurry up! The place where the vinegar kelp is placed is two days in front of you. Aru under the 100-meter slate!" After saying that, Kagura collapsed directly to the ground.

"Trap? What trap? Why didn't I see anything! Could it be poisoning?! Then why are we okay? And why vinegar kelp can detoxify? Why is there vinegar kelp under the slate 200 meters away? Why do you know? There are too many points! I don't know where to start complaining!" Qing was too messy.

"It's because Kagura-chan is not an earthling. This poison only targets Kagura-chan, so we are fine, and Kagura-chan has the ability to [detect the location of all vinegar kelp within 200 meters]." It was hard to get round.

"Really?" Qingta asked uncertainly.

"Really, of course it's true! Sa! Hurry up, hero! The task of saving Kagura-chan is up to you!" Ginto patted Harita on the shoulder and said.

"Okay... okay." Harita said and began to tentatively point in the direction of Kagura.

"Hey, Kagura-chan, your acting skills are too bad! I managed to help you out with this lie. Next time at least find an acceptable reason!" Kagura said, "Kagura, Kagura? Kagura! Why are you falling asleep!"

"The vinegar kelp is back, let's detoxify it now, Kagura sister!" At this time, Harita had already rushed back with the vinegar kelp she had found.

But at this time, Kagura is still snoring...

Yin Shi calmly kicked Kagura before Kagura finally rubbed his eyes and stood up, "Where is this place? Is it time for lunch?"

"This is... is this a poison that can disrupt memory?!" Harita's eyes misted up, "It's actually for me, for me to do this..."

Silver time: "..."

New Baji: "..."

In this way, the four of them began to challenge the sand sculpture levels one after the other (such as collecting two bottles of strawberry milk to save the sudden depression of Yinshi, or wiping Xin Baji's glasses to wake up the sleeping Xin Baji, and then collecting Two pieces of lace fell on the ground to defeat a member of Baihua, and collecting three of them can recruit a member of Baihua for your own use... etc.), although there are many dangers, but it is finally safe. Came to the final boss Night King's residence.

At this time, the Night King (Jiang Cheng) is working hard to memorize his lines...

"Yin-sang, we're finally here! Hurry up! We..." Qingta said happily, but just after speaking, Jiang Cheng had already come to Qingta's back, kicking Yinshi, Kagura , and all the new Ba Haw kicked away. The three instantly fell to the ground and vomited blood and played gg.

"Gin Sang! Sister Kagura! Brother Shinpachi!" Qingta exclaimed.

"You are very capable, you can come here, kid, you have the qualifications to challenge me! As long as you can defeat me Yewangjiang... Fengxian, you will be able to meet your mother! Come on! ps: Collect There are more than 100 pieces of braised pork on the ground, and if you feed it to the Night King, you can win without a fight." Jiang Cheng said.

"What is this setting?!!" Although she was complaining, Harita still did as she did. She opened the plates one by one and threw the braised pork one by one at Jiang Cheng, Jiang Cheng a little. It was not wasted, it was all swallowed.

Finally, one hundred yuan is enough...

"Amazing brave man! I can't believe that...you can defeat me Yewangjiang...Fengxian, your mother is waiting for you behind the door...Go!" After speaking, Jiang Cheng also fell to the ground instantly. Hit gg while vomiting blood (tomato juice).

Finally, after the touching confession episode, the whole performance ended...

"Great kid, since you defeated me, then the title of Night King will be handed over to you!" Jiang Cheng got up and wiped the tomato juice from his mouth, "The whole Yoshihara is handed over to you! "After speaking ~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng turned around and was about to leave.

However, Yueyong didn't give Jiang Cheng a chance, and several Kunai hit Jiang Cheng in an instant. Jiang Cheng fell to the ground again, but this time he might really want to gg.

"Don't add drama to yourself without authorization! You bastard!" Yue Yong scolded.

"I just think the plot is more reasonable in this way," Jiang Cheng said, "and this kid will definitely become an excellent Night King, I believe him!"

"Believe in your size!"

"This is, what's going on?" Qingta asked, rubbing her crying red and swollen eyes.

Finally, after learning the truth, Harita couldn't help but laugh.

"When human beings are dominated by sensibility and emotions, human beings at this time will not consider the rationality of the situation at all. Although it may sound stupid and comical in hindsight, I always believe that this is exactly what happened. One of the shining points of human beings." Jiang Cheng rubbed Harita's hair, "Remember well, kid."

"It's useless to say such a philosophical sentence at the end! Reward, reward! Hurry up and hand over the reward!" Gintoki kicked Jiang Cheng and said while stepping on it.

"Ah, here, three copies per person." Jiang Cheng got up and took out three envelopes from his arms, each with the names of the three people in the Master House.

"It's so thick..." Yin Shi took his share, "It must be a million!"

"Thank you Jiang Cheng-sang!" Xin Ba Hao said as he took the envelope.

"You can buy a lot of vinegar kelp Aru!" Kagura said bouncing.

But when the three of them opened the envelope, their expressions were completely different. The envelopes of Yinshi were filled with denominations of 1,000 yuan, and the envelopes of Shinpachi and Kagura-chan were filled with denominations of 10,000 yuan.

"Why I have the least!!"